My portable world of mixed farmers

Chapter 45 Shooting down a bird 【Please collect and recommend】

"My aunt, take it easy!" Seeing his daughter-in-law about to hunt with a gun, Dong Shanhe hurriedly stopped her.

Although the gas dog is not very heavy, the whole gun weighs five or six catties. "Be careful of the child in your stomach!"

"If the child in my stomach knows that his mother is so crazy, will he come out early?" Just as Dong Shanhe was thinking, there was a sound of bang bang bang beside him.

Even though the animals fled around, there were still many stupid animals who ran around and came back. My daughter-in-law didn't know whether to aim or not, anyway, she fired several shots in succession.

Dong Shanhe glanced into the distance and saw that there was nothing, so he knew that not a single animal had been hit.

"Don't play anymore, it's not fun!" Liu Miaomiao, who missed the prey, pouted and handed the gun to Dong Shanhe.

In fact, Liu Miaomiao was just curious, not really fond of hunting. According to her self-report, how could she like bloody hunting when she dared not even kill a chicken? "Don't you really want to play?" Dong Shanhe hurriedly asked.

Women have needles in their hearts, who knows what they think?Or maybe you just want to give yourself a try.

"If you don't want to play, don't play. Are you trying to laugh at me?" Liu Miaomiao put her hands on her hips, pretending to be fierce.

"No, no, tell me which one you want to hit, and I'll hit it for you." Dong Shanhe quickly changed the subject, and if things go on like this, maybe something will happen again.

"Did you see those birds in the sky? Shoot them down!" Liu Miaomiao turned around and looked at them several times, and finally looked up to see a few birds flying in the sky.

"Honey, I just played with plastic guns, not a sniper, and I don't have that ability." Dong Shanhe said helplessly.

"I don't care, since you are laughing at me, then you have to show your real skills, or else don't climb into bed at night." Hearing this, Dong Shanhe had no choice but to raise his gun and look at the sky.

The bird doesn't fly very high, and it wasn't until Dong Shanhe took a look through the scope that he realized it wasn't a bird.

The wild duck looks exactly the same as the duck, Dong Shanhe is sure that it is absolutely right.

"Why can you fly in the sky?" Dong Shanhe underestimated in a low voice.

"What are you talking about flying?" Liu Miaomiao, who was beside him, heard Dong Shanhe's underestimation, but asked indistinctly.

"You'll know when I shoot it down!" Dong Shanhe took a gun and carefully aimed at a wild duck. He didn't know the wind speed and direction. Watching the wild duck slowly fly towards the small river behind him, Dong Shanhe gradually mobile gas dog.

"Bang!" There was a gunshot, and a wild duck flying in the sky fell to the ground.

"Hurry up and pick it up!" Dong Shanhe just put down the gun when Liu Miaomiao beside him shook his arm.

"Don't worry, it won't survive if it is shot by me." When the wild duck fell down, the flocks of wild ducks scattered and flew in eighteen different directions.

"Let's go!" Seeing the wild duck landed 30 meters away from him, Dong Shanhe led Liu Miaomiao forward step by step.

"It turned out to be a wild duck!" Holding the fallen bird in his hand, Liu Miaomiao saw at a glance that it was a duck.

"Of course, it's exactly the same as a duck, but what is it?" Dong Shanhe still remembers how many ducks he raised at home when he was a child, and his grandma took the salted duck eggs for them.

When Dong Shanhe took the wild duck in his hand and took a look, he found that this wild duck seemed a little different from the wild ducks he had seen before.

The wild ducks I have seen before are all gray, but this wild duck has a flat beak and a pointed front. It is different from the wild ducks I have seen with a flat beak. The beak and legs are red, the head and upper back of the duck are black, The waist and tail are covered with white feathers, and there are white wings on the wings. The long feathers on the top of the head stretch out into a double crown.There are black scale-like markings on the flank feathers, and the body shape is smaller than that of ordinary wild ducks.

"This thing doesn't seem to be an ordinary wild duck!" Dong Shanhe tilted his head and thought about it for a while, but he didn't know what kind of wild duck it was, so he had to give it to his wife.

"This wild duck looks like a good thing. When we go back, we'll make you a stewed beer duck!" Dong Shanhe continued walking with Liu Miaomiao.

Hunting is the most stimulating adrenaline. Dong Shanhe felt that hunting was not enough, so he shot a bird and went back.

Although my daughter-in-law was pregnant, I didn't walk fast, but walked in step with my daughter-in-law, which was regarded as a walk.

Along the way, Dong Shanhe kept shooting some small animals with his gas dog, including hares, pheasants, and a roe deer.

"Should be enough this time!" After shooting five or six prey in a row, Dong Shanhe felt that he should add some large appliances for himself. The refrigerator at home only has a space of more than 200 liters, which is too small. Dong Shanhe Shanhe thinks that at the very least, he should buy a double door [-]-[-] liters.

If he didn't think it would look bad at home, Dong Shanhe would even want to buy a freezer to store his endless prey.

"Look at my brain, I can give it away if I can't finish it!"

When Dong Shanhe brought Liu Miaomiao out of the space, it was already 08:30 in the evening, and the two of them stayed in the space for a full two hours.

"Husband, I'm tired, give me a massage!" Liu Miaomiao lay on the sofa and turned on the TV, and said to Dong Shanhe beside her.

"Okay!" Pregnant women always have weird tempers, and Dong Shanhe knew that this was a way for his daughter-in-law to act like a spoiled child.

"How is it? Are you more comfortable?" Dong Shanhe asked while pinching his shoulders, like a servant girl in a film and television drama.

"It's not bad, keep it up!" Liu Miaomiao praised, but soon noticed Dong Shanhe's change.

"Take off your claws!" Gently slapped the big hand that was gradually moving down.

"Give me a massage!" Dong Shanhe ignored his daughter-in-law's coquettishness and continued his "massage".

After 10 minutes of massage, Dong Shanhe went into the kitchen to cook for his own wife.

"Braised rabbit head, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Rabbit meat is cold. Pregnant women can't eat it." Dong Shanhe quickly tossed the words "three hares" behind.

This knowledge is what my mother told me. Pregnant women should not eat rabbit meat or donkey meat. Eating cold food can easily cause miscarriage.

Dong Shanhe boasted that he had slaughtered chickens several times, so he did his part to slaughter the ducks, and he quickly disemboweled and cleaned them up.

"How do you make beer duck?" While cooking, Dong Shanhe forgot how to make beer duck.

"Baidu it!" No, Baidu didn't know. After Baidu, Dong Shanhe was taken aback. Duck is also a cold food, so pregnant women should not eat more.

"Thank God!" Dong Shanhe kept thanking himself for Baidu, otherwise it would be bad if he gave his daughter-in-law gas.

"Daughter-in-law, you should eat noodles in mutton soup and mutton fried with scallions tonight!" Even though the duck has been slaughtered, Dong Shanhe can only throw it in the refrigerator and save it for giving away tomorrow.

Basically, Dong Shanhe doesn't eat a single bite of chicken, duck, and geese.

(End of this chapter)