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Chapter 727 The Perfect Spring Festival Gala (44, please subscribe)

Feng Zhu: "Men are good at masculine beauty."

Xu Yuan: "Women seek to overcome rigidity with softness!"

Xu Yuan gained the upper hand again.

Feng Zhu rolled his eyes, since the good ones can't win, then let's talk about the bad ones.

He said, "Our women's football team won the silver medal in this year's XX Games. Do you know why? Because there is a man missing in the team!"

it is good!
Someone below applauds.

Puchi!

Xu Yuan laughed to himself.

Feng Zhu was startled, did Xu Yuan make a mistake?Although I know what I said is very funny, but if you laugh now, it's not over.

The first thing for a joke teller is not to laugh himself first.

"What are you laughing at?" Feng Zhu asked.

"I laugh at you for throwing yourself into a trap." Xu Yuan laughed, "Our men's football team can't even make it to Asia. Do you know why? Because there are eleven women missing in the team!"

Hahaha!
The whole place burst into laughter.

There is only one buddy of the national football team, and it is not a joke, after all, others are mocking you.

It's not right not to laugh, people are just making a joke, and people who are on holidays can't even afford to make jokes, so it shouldn't be.

Finally, the dude forced a hard smile for the camera.

This scene was captured by the director, and it was put on the big screen at that time.

The audience laughed even more.

Feng Zhu: "Actually, there is no difference between men and women."

Xu Yuan: "That's right, there is no difference between this couple and husband and wife!"

Feng Zhu: "When in love, women love to say that men are stupid."

Xu Yuan: "When emotional, men love to say that women are good."

Feng Zhu: "Men often say, you are so kind."

Xu Yuan: "Women often say, you are so bad!"

Hahaha!
At this point, start sprinkling sugar.

Men and women reconcile.

Feng Zhu: "For all women, the words that can't be heard in a lifetime are, I love you."

Xu Yuan: "For all men, the thing that can't be finished in their whole life is, who do I love?"

Scumbag!

Someone under the stage spoke.

Feng Zhu seized the opportunity, hung up one now, and boldly raised the microphone and shouted to everyone: "What is your name Xu Yuan, come on, speak up, and tell me together, Xu Yuan is..."

"Scumbag!"

The audience shouted.

The Spring Festival Gala's real name is a scumbag, this scumbag, this hat can be regarded as completely on Xu Yuan's head.

Feng Zhudao: "A man is a car, he must not only be able to drive it, but also be able to repair it."

Xu Yuan: "A woman is like a cup of tea, you must not only know how to drink it, but also know how to taste it."

puff!
Chen Kewen was choked for the third time.

Will this fucker be banned?

It was definitely the fastest car tonight.

A woman is like a cup of tea, try He Nan's words.

Netizens also reported on the bullet screen of the webcast.

"This is not a car for kindergarten at all!"

"Master, stop, I want to get off!"

"Crooked, three digits? I suspect that someone here is playing tricks and has key evidence!"

Amidst the laughter, the performance of Feng Zhu and Xu Yuan ended.

They got the loudest applause and the most laughter so far.

China TV Spring Festival Gala will record these data specially.

Backstage.

"Xu Yuan, you are really good, and you are doing great!" It was the first time Feng Zhu gave someone such a high rating.

"You always pick it up well." Xu Yuan said modestly.

Feng Zhu shook his head. How long has he been in this line of business? Does he know how well he hangs up and connects well?
In fact, as long as you are clever enough, good at finding ambiguity in language, or good at connecting various stalks, you can hang this skill now.

With the generalization of information, there are more and more memes, and hanging has gradually become a common skill, and many people know it.

However, whether you hang up well or not does not depend on whether what you say is good or not, but whether others can catch it.

No matter how good it is, if others can't catch it, and if they can't get your point, then it will be cold.

In our life, there are quite a few of these kind of cold field kings, right?

A branch derived from the failure of the current hanging is called a cold joke.

Of course, cold jokes also have logical jokes, etc., and not all of them are failures.

In short, those guys who are always cold in life are not incapable of presenting, but the hanging is too high, and other people can't catch it, so they lose the meaning of presenting.

As for Xu Yuan's series of hangings just now, it is basically not difficult to connect them, and it will have a good effect if they are connected along the way.

This is the art of language.

In this art, Xu Yuan has profound attainments.

"As expected of the winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature, culture and language are all handcrafted by you." Old Feng was crazy about rainbow fart.

If Xu Yuan follows the next words at this time, then he will be brain-dead.

In the face of compliments, the most taboo thing is to follow up or falsely push the truth.

Or say "No, it's because our industry is simple. There are none... There are many people who are better than me." Such words are not allowed.

Because it seems to be evasive, but in fact you still agreed.

The correct approach should be to back the opposite.

"Where is it? It's also Wai Guoren who doesn't understand our profound traditional culture and language arts, otherwise you should have won this Nobel Prize long ago!" Xu Yuan was almost ashamed.

Only then did Mr. Feng leave contentedly.

Sure enough, some old people are as cute as children.

Too easy to fool.

……

The show continued, and at 10:30, Xu Yuan appeared on stage again.

This time, he was wearing a black round hat and a black windbreaker.

He holds a potted plant in his left hand and a girl in his right hand.

Not Tina.

But it was Tina's appearance in "This Killer Is Not So Cold".

Short hair, green baseball uniform, hot pants, Martin boots.

It's Emma!
Holding Xu Yuan's hand with his left hand, and holding a yellow convenience store pocket with his right hand.

There is no doubt that if Emma hadn't been much older, Xu Yuan would have asked her to play Matilda.

But now it's better, Emma, ​​who is old enough, and Leon, who is Xu Yuan, are too much like a couple.

"He deals the cards as a meditation..."

Xu Yuan and Emma sang "shape of my heart" together.

This is what has to be performed.

Because Xu Yuan won the Nobel Prize for Literature this year, and this song is included in the award-winning work.

"The Grandmaster" cannot be performed.

"Tell Me Why" is too tragic and anti-war to sing on this happy day.

"Shui Tuo Ge Tou" was only performed at the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala.

So "shape of my heart" is the best choice.

For this reason, Xu Yuan specially invited Emma to perform in China.

There are international superstars participating and bringing blessings from the international community. Everyone is also happy.

"Cards" and "Style".

Of course, to put it bluntly, it's just fresh.

It can be said that this year's Spring Festival Gala led by Chen Kewen satisfied all the fantasies of most audiences.

Veteran superstar, Hua Tsai.

The new queen, Meng Xiaoxuan.

New ideas and crossover performances, Feng Zhu and Xu Yuan.

Best wishes from the international community, Emma.

Collective honors, Nobel Prize winners and their works.

Therefore, the success of this year's Spring Festival Gala is also a matter of course.

(End of this chapter)