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Chapter 1627 It's hard to get along with the old man! (Chapter 4)
When Qin Yang returned to the thatched cottage, Elder Ah San was clasping his feet while watching TV with a tablet.

Jing Baqian, on the other hand, was nestling in the corner, peeling some potatoes with tomatoes and some onions beside him, apparently planning to make dinner.

Seeing this appearance, and recalling the magnificent scene in Baiyun Immortal Mansion just now, Qin Yang felt like crying.

The same sect, why is the gap so big?

"I'm home."

Elder Ah San glanced at him, ignored him, and continued watching TV.

Qin Yang walked over, watched a man and two women fighting on the bed on the screen of the mobile phone, raised his hand and slapped Elder Ah San on the head.

"Congratulations, master, for getting part of the rage points."

A system prompt sounded in my mind immediately.

Elder Ah San raised his head and glared at him angrily, and said dissatisfiedly: "You brat, you dare to beat your father-in-law. Believe it or not, I'll make you commit seppuku!"

"It's nothing, I'll just test to see if you will be angry."

Qin Yang shrugged and left.

The old man with a confused face was left behind, scratching his head, not knowing what the other party was doing.

In the afternoon, Jing Baqian prepared a meal, which was simple shredded potatoes, cold tomatoes, and noodles.

Qin Yang and Elder Ah San held bowls and squatted in front of the ruins, sucking and sucking.

Jing Baqian's culinary skills are pretty good, but the only thing that bothers Qin Yang is that the fairy world even wants to eat, which doesn't fit the temperament of a fairy at all.If you want to eat, you also have to eat crane and flat peaches.

"Is that old godmother? Dig some for me too."

Elder Ah San saw Qin Yang take out a bottle of hot sauce, handed the bowl over, smacked his lips and said, "The food in the fairy world is tasteless, but it's a pity that the food in the mortal world can't be packed for a long time. Alas, if there is It would be nice to set up an Immortal World takeaway shop one day."

Qin Yang dug two spoonfuls for him, and said calmly: "Sometimes the monks in the ancient martial world don't need to eat, they can just use a Pishi Pill, why do people in the fairy world have to eat?"

"Young man, this is called returning to basics, do you understand? Whole grains are the foundation of human beings, or they are indispensable."

Elder Ah San continued, "Actually, the original immortals didn't need to eat, they only needed to smell some 'food spiritual energy'. But I don't know which immortal, after careful research, found that these' "Eating Reiki" is actually the fart of those gods in ancient times, so it's embarrassing."

puff--

The rice in Qin Yang's mouth sprayed out.

He looked at Elder Ah San strangely: "Are you sure what they smell is fart? Not body odor?"

"I'm not too sure, but that immortal venerable has a very high status, and what he said is basically correct, so the big guys believed it. So later, the immortals used Pishi Pill to solve the hunger problem.

But Pishi Dan has no taste, and it also affects cultivation. Since the immortals took it, the progress of cultivation has been extremely slow.

At this time, some guys simply started to eat. Unexpectedly, the progress of the cultivation base became faster again with a "whoosh".

So in the future, the immortals began to eat whole grains. Although they violated the image of immortals, for the sake of cultivation, they said that they would eat, even if they wanted to eat! "

"Cough cough..."

Qin Yang choked again.

Looking at the rice in the bowl, I suddenly lost my appetite.

Elder Ah San sighed: "The only pity is that when I think about those fairies and goddesses going to the toilet, I feel uncomfortable. This is the same as those fans in the mortal world who know that their favorite female stars are going to pull Xiang. .”

"Don't eat."

Qin Yang threw the bowl on the ground and said angrily.

This old father-in-law's whole meal is brought up here, how disgusting and wretched he is on weekdays.

Just like this, she can still give birth to such a gentle and beautiful daughter, probably from the old Wang next door, it must be.

Elder Ah San shook his head and returned to the topic: "The eating of immortals is actually a manifestation of returning to nature. The Venerable Dayan specially wrote a book about it, called Five Grains Returning to Basics, which talks about how to be a Foodies. There is also a very beautiful goddess who wrote a book called 'The Source of Everything', anyway there are many..."

The corner of Qin Yang's mouth twitched.

At this moment, there is only one thought in his mind, I may have come to a fake fairyland.

...

After eating, Elder Ah San took out a soft Zhonghua and put it in his mouth, and started to smoke it.

Looking at the gradually darkening sky, Elder Ah San was full of melancholy, tossed his hair, and said calmly: "I guess you might want to ask, why is there night and day in the fairy world, right?"

Qin Yang, who was thinking about it, was taken aback, and said in surprise, "You guessed pretty well."

Elder Ah San said indifferently: "Actually, there was nothing at the beginning, it was all daytime, but after the closure of the ninth heaven, there has been night, and everyone has gradually gotten used to it."

Qin Yang was silent for a while, and asked: "Does the ninth level of immortality really need the blood sacrifice of 'The Chosen One' in order to open it?"

"Who knows, they figured it would work anyway."

"What if it doesn't work?"

"Then think of a way, anyway, your father is a victim."

Elder Ah San laughed at himself, then suddenly remembered something, and said mysteriously, "Son-in-law, your chances of winning against Nine Heavens alone are almost zero, why don't you find someone to cooperate with."

"Partner? Who?" Qin Yang asked curiously.

"The ruler of the sixth level of the fairy world, the empress!" Elder Ah San's eyes flashed a light, and he said slowly, "She is still a good person, and I heard that she is the only one who opposes the blood sacrifice of the 'Heaven's Chosen Son' People. If you can cooperate with her, I believe there is a high chance of saving your father."

"unnecessary."

Qin Yang rebuffed straight away, "There is nothing good about Jiuchongtian. The empress you mentioned is probably a hypocrite. I will only cooperate with her when I am full."

"I just want to make an opinion, anyway, the final result is up to you." Elder Ah San said lightly.

Qin Yang didn't want to get entangled in this topic any longer, he looked around and asked, "Where shall we sleep tonight, don't tell me about that thatched cottage."

"Young man, this will test your ability to survive in the wild."

Elder Ah San sighed, took out a quilt from the storage ring, and spread it on the floor, "Let's just make it up for one night, it's good to look at the stars, and when Xiyao and the others come tomorrow, help us rebuild it home.

Believe that our "first faction" can be brilliant, and one day, it will face the sea and bloom in spring. "

Qin Yang: "..."

Well, let's play the floor with the old man.

In this way, the son-in-law and the father-in-law were like homeless wanderers, lying in the rubble, looking at the stars in the sky, counting sheep while slowly falling asleep.

This is Qin Yang's first day in the Immortal World,
Quite miserable.

(End of this chapter)