My personal school belle president
Chapter 1630 Chasing girls is impossible!
Chapter 1630 Chasing girls is impossible! (Part 3)
Lin Zhen had never hated someone so much.
Although he is narrow-minded and doesn't like anyone, but since Qin Yang appeared, he felt that this guy was full of thorns. On the surface, he was honest and cute, but in fact he was a hidden bomb.
Maybe one day, I'll blow you up until there's no hair left between your legs.
"Come on, come on, I brought some gifts for everyone, brothers and sisters, please don't see outsiders."
Qin Yang ignored Lin Zhen who had an ugly face, and took out some messy things from the system space, such as bald toys, table tennis bats, high-heeled shoes, water glasses, toilet mats and so on.
All the outer disciples surrounded him curiously, and when they saw the things Qin Yang took out, they were speechless.
"Brother Li Yan, this is for you." Qin Yang took out a small box and handed it to Li Yan.
When Li Yan took it apart, he was stunned. It turned out to be a Du,,, and Lace condom.
Feeling the strange gazes of the female disciples around, neither throwing nor taking it, and finally embarrassed to refuse the other party's kindness, put it in the storage ring.
"Senior Sister Xiaomei, this is yours." Qin Yang handed the small bag in his hand to a rather pure-looking female disciple next to him.
When the female disciple opened it, her face turned red immediately. It was a small piece of cloth in the shape of a "D". She could only blushed and said thank you, maybe she was embarrassed to stay here and ran away.
"Brother Zhang, take this Transformer, it suits you very well."
"Sister Xu, I spent a lot of money to buy this papaya rich and fierce sticker. I believe that after posting it, your clothes will explode."
"Senior Brother Long, this bald strong doll is given to you. It looks very similar to you, haha."
"..."
Seeing Qin Yang take out one weird thing after another, everyone was speechless.
Especially for some very embarrassing things, these more conservative disciples of the fairy world couldn't bear to look directly at them, and naturally they also had a little bit of resentment.
And these small grievances were absorbed by Qin Yang, lighting up many stars.
Qin Yang finished handling all the groceries in his hand, and finally took out a large and exquisite packing box, handed it to Lin Zhen who was always cold-faced, and said with a smile: "Brother Lin Zhen, this is for you, I think you may It’s useful, it’s quite suitable for you.”
Although Lin really hated this guy, he still opened the box out of curiosity,
In the next second, his face suddenly changed, turning blue and red.
When the other female disciples saw the contents in the packing box, they all spat lightly and turned away with blushing faces.The male disciples were extremely embarrassed, but they still secretly glanced at each other.
Inside the box is an advanced version of the inflatable doll, and an airplane cup.
Lin Zhen clenched his fists, the veins on his forehead twitched.
Although he doesn't know much about many things in the mortal world, but a fool knows this kind of thing, he couldn't help feeling angry, and stared at Qin Yang coldly: "Are you humiliating me?"
Qin Yang was taken aback, and shook his head innocently: "No, I just think that senior brother Lin Zhen may be single, and if he uses this thing, he won't have to practice the unicorn arm, right?"
"..."
Lin Zhen felt a severe pain in his chest, but he didn't know whether he was provoked by the other party's words or angry.
A younger brother who usually supported Lin Zhen was dissatisfied: "Whoever said that senior brother Lin Zhen is single, there are too many female fairies chasing him. It's just that senior brother Lin Zhen only wants to cultivate and doesn't talk about the relationship between children."
"That's right, it seems that Senior Brother Lin Zhen is also a pitiful person." Qin Yang sighed?
poor guy?
Poor wool, what does your expression mean?
Do you despise?
Looking at the regret and sympathy on Qin Yang's face, as if he was really a eunuch, the corners of Lin Zhen's mouth twitched violently.
If it wasn't for the inappropriate place, he would have already fought with fists and kicks.
"Sorry, I don't need this thing, you can keep it."
Lin Zhen said bluntly, with a cold look in his eyes, "I guess you don't have any Taoist companions, why don't I introduce you to a few handymen, you try to chase them, and see if they are willing to be your Taoists. Couple. After all, people like you are worthy of those handymen."
Qin Yang shook his head: "It's impossible to chase a girl, it's impossible to chase a girl in this life, and you don't know how to flirt with a girl, so you can only maintain a sex life like this if you let girls chase you.
The feeling of being chased by a girl is okay, just like a male celebrity being obsessed with his female fans.All the people chasing me are super beauties, and they speak nicely. I also like them very much. "
Lin Zhen: "..."
Other disciples: "..."
Can you be any more shameless?Never seen such a thick-skinned person!
And why does this sound so awkward.
"Since you are so attractive, why don't they chase you?" Lin Zhen pointed to some female disciples around.
Those female disciples also looked at him mockingly.
Just like this, like a country bumpkin, whoever wants to chase her would rather go blind and look for the disciples of those ordinary sects than this kind of rubbish!
"Like I said, all the people chasing me are super beauties." Qin Yang said.
Female disciple: "..."
What do you mean?
That we are not beautiful?Not super beautiful?
Girls are most afraid of being talked about by others about their appearance, and all of them are immediately angry, looking at Qin Yang with extremely unkind eyes.
"Congratulations, master, for getting part of the rage points."
"Congratulations, master, for getting part of the rage points."
"..."
"Ding, congratulations, master, for being promoted from a second-rank immortal to a third-rank immortal."
Yep, upgraded again.
Qin Yang secretly sighed: "Sure enough, you can't provoke a woman if you provoke a villain."
"Senior Brother Lin, Yaochi disciple Murong Xiyao has come and said that he wants to see you and the other senior brothers. He is waiting at the back door at the moment. Do you want her to come in?"
A gatekeeper hurried in and said to Lin Zhen.
"Fairy Xiyao?"
Lin Zhen was taken aback, "She should go to the main hall when she visits, what are you doing here?"
The other outer disciples were also puzzled.
Although Murong Xiyao's status is not as dazzling as before, but he is also a disciple of Yaochi, much more noble than these outer disciples, how could he condescend to visit an outer disciple.
This is a bit too strange.
"See, I said that I am very attractive, and another super beautiful woman has come to chase me."
Qin Yang sighed melancholy and shook his head slowly.
The disciples almost vomited.
This guy is so narcissistic, why didn't he find out yesterday.
Lin Zhen sneered, and said lightly: "Okay, then I will see how Fairy Xiyao chases you, don't be ashamed and annoy other fairies, and you don't know how you died!"
(End of this chapter)
Lin Zhen had never hated someone so much.
Although he is narrow-minded and doesn't like anyone, but since Qin Yang appeared, he felt that this guy was full of thorns. On the surface, he was honest and cute, but in fact he was a hidden bomb.
Maybe one day, I'll blow you up until there's no hair left between your legs.
"Come on, come on, I brought some gifts for everyone, brothers and sisters, please don't see outsiders."
Qin Yang ignored Lin Zhen who had an ugly face, and took out some messy things from the system space, such as bald toys, table tennis bats, high-heeled shoes, water glasses, toilet mats and so on.
All the outer disciples surrounded him curiously, and when they saw the things Qin Yang took out, they were speechless.
"Brother Li Yan, this is for you." Qin Yang took out a small box and handed it to Li Yan.
When Li Yan took it apart, he was stunned. It turned out to be a Du,,, and Lace condom.
Feeling the strange gazes of the female disciples around, neither throwing nor taking it, and finally embarrassed to refuse the other party's kindness, put it in the storage ring.
"Senior Sister Xiaomei, this is yours." Qin Yang handed the small bag in his hand to a rather pure-looking female disciple next to him.
When the female disciple opened it, her face turned red immediately. It was a small piece of cloth in the shape of a "D". She could only blushed and said thank you, maybe she was embarrassed to stay here and ran away.
"Brother Zhang, take this Transformer, it suits you very well."
"Sister Xu, I spent a lot of money to buy this papaya rich and fierce sticker. I believe that after posting it, your clothes will explode."
"Senior Brother Long, this bald strong doll is given to you. It looks very similar to you, haha."
"..."
Seeing Qin Yang take out one weird thing after another, everyone was speechless.
Especially for some very embarrassing things, these more conservative disciples of the fairy world couldn't bear to look directly at them, and naturally they also had a little bit of resentment.
And these small grievances were absorbed by Qin Yang, lighting up many stars.
Qin Yang finished handling all the groceries in his hand, and finally took out a large and exquisite packing box, handed it to Lin Zhen who was always cold-faced, and said with a smile: "Brother Lin Zhen, this is for you, I think you may It’s useful, it’s quite suitable for you.”
Although Lin really hated this guy, he still opened the box out of curiosity,
In the next second, his face suddenly changed, turning blue and red.
When the other female disciples saw the contents in the packing box, they all spat lightly and turned away with blushing faces.The male disciples were extremely embarrassed, but they still secretly glanced at each other.
Inside the box is an advanced version of the inflatable doll, and an airplane cup.
Lin Zhen clenched his fists, the veins on his forehead twitched.
Although he doesn't know much about many things in the mortal world, but a fool knows this kind of thing, he couldn't help feeling angry, and stared at Qin Yang coldly: "Are you humiliating me?"
Qin Yang was taken aback, and shook his head innocently: "No, I just think that senior brother Lin Zhen may be single, and if he uses this thing, he won't have to practice the unicorn arm, right?"
"..."
Lin Zhen felt a severe pain in his chest, but he didn't know whether he was provoked by the other party's words or angry.
A younger brother who usually supported Lin Zhen was dissatisfied: "Whoever said that senior brother Lin Zhen is single, there are too many female fairies chasing him. It's just that senior brother Lin Zhen only wants to cultivate and doesn't talk about the relationship between children."
"That's right, it seems that Senior Brother Lin Zhen is also a pitiful person." Qin Yang sighed?
poor guy?
Poor wool, what does your expression mean?
Do you despise?
Looking at the regret and sympathy on Qin Yang's face, as if he was really a eunuch, the corners of Lin Zhen's mouth twitched violently.
If it wasn't for the inappropriate place, he would have already fought with fists and kicks.
"Sorry, I don't need this thing, you can keep it."
Lin Zhen said bluntly, with a cold look in his eyes, "I guess you don't have any Taoist companions, why don't I introduce you to a few handymen, you try to chase them, and see if they are willing to be your Taoists. Couple. After all, people like you are worthy of those handymen."
Qin Yang shook his head: "It's impossible to chase a girl, it's impossible to chase a girl in this life, and you don't know how to flirt with a girl, so you can only maintain a sex life like this if you let girls chase you.
The feeling of being chased by a girl is okay, just like a male celebrity being obsessed with his female fans.All the people chasing me are super beauties, and they speak nicely. I also like them very much. "
Lin Zhen: "..."
Other disciples: "..."
Can you be any more shameless?Never seen such a thick-skinned person!
And why does this sound so awkward.
"Since you are so attractive, why don't they chase you?" Lin Zhen pointed to some female disciples around.
Those female disciples also looked at him mockingly.
Just like this, like a country bumpkin, whoever wants to chase her would rather go blind and look for the disciples of those ordinary sects than this kind of rubbish!
"Like I said, all the people chasing me are super beauties." Qin Yang said.
Female disciple: "..."
What do you mean?
That we are not beautiful?Not super beautiful?
Girls are most afraid of being talked about by others about their appearance, and all of them are immediately angry, looking at Qin Yang with extremely unkind eyes.
"Congratulations, master, for getting part of the rage points."
"Congratulations, master, for getting part of the rage points."
"..."
"Ding, congratulations, master, for being promoted from a second-rank immortal to a third-rank immortal."
Yep, upgraded again.
Qin Yang secretly sighed: "Sure enough, you can't provoke a woman if you provoke a villain."
"Senior Brother Lin, Yaochi disciple Murong Xiyao has come and said that he wants to see you and the other senior brothers. He is waiting at the back door at the moment. Do you want her to come in?"
A gatekeeper hurried in and said to Lin Zhen.
"Fairy Xiyao?"
Lin Zhen was taken aback, "She should go to the main hall when she visits, what are you doing here?"
The other outer disciples were also puzzled.
Although Murong Xiyao's status is not as dazzling as before, but he is also a disciple of Yaochi, much more noble than these outer disciples, how could he condescend to visit an outer disciple.
This is a bit too strange.
"See, I said that I am very attractive, and another super beautiful woman has come to chase me."
Qin Yang sighed melancholy and shook his head slowly.
The disciples almost vomited.
This guy is so narcissistic, why didn't he find out yesterday.
Lin Zhen sneered, and said lightly: "Okay, then I will see how Fairy Xiyao chases you, don't be ashamed and annoy other fairies, and you don't know how you died!"
(End of this chapter)
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