My personal school belle president
Chapter 2 Retribution?
Chapter 2 Retribution?
"Hey, I said that sooner or later, Qin Yang will be dumped."
"That must be, how can a toad eat swan meat."
"A country bumpkin, what qualifications does he have to be the boyfriend of the school belle? He deserves to be kicked!"
"..."
Listening to the mocking comments from the people around him, Qin Yang's face was extremely ugly.
In fact, he had already foreseen that sooner or later, Yuan Xue would choose to break up with him.But he never expected that the other party would use this method to humiliate him in front of everyone.
A bone-piercing chill invaded from the soles of his feet, and the blood in his whole body seemed to be frozen into ice, which also froze his heart.
The sharp nails pierced into the flesh of the palm, and Qin Yang didn't feel the slightest pain.
Why choose humiliation! !
Since there is no relationship, it is enough to break up. After all, this is free love, and there is no betrayal or betrayal.
If you want to break up, it only means that I am not good enough to give you happiness.
But why do you choose to satisfy your arrogance by humiliating me in front of everyone!You know - people have self-esteem!
Qin Yang was very angry and sad.
Just when he was about to leave, a series of loli mechanical sounds suddenly sounded in his mind.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the 'Universal Mall System'."
"Ding! The system is starting to merge... 10%... 20%... 30%..."
"Ding! System fusion successful."
"..."
What the hell?
hallucinations?
Facing the notification sound that suddenly sounded in his mind, Qin Yang froze.
At this moment, a colorful light curtain suddenly appeared in front of him.
On the left is the character information.
"Host: Qin Yang
Force value: slag
Wealth coins: 0
System Level: Level 1
Spirit root: none
Skills: none
Main skills: none
Other skills: none
Occupation: Student
……
On the right side of the light curtain is the shopping mall, which is divided into several areas.
Cultivation area, vehicle area, weapon area, clothing area, pill area, talisman area, magic weapon area, formation area, sundries area, pet area, etc.
It's just that most of them are gray and not unlocked.
This is... the system?
Seeing the interface that usually appears in the game, Qin Yang clenched his fists, and every cell in his body jumped up excitedly.
When I used to read novels, I was always envious of those protagonists who could obtain supernatural powers or systems, but I didn't expect that I would have shit-luck one day.
"Ding!"
With a crisp sound, a little loli wearing a pink princess tutu suddenly jumped out from the lower right corner.
"Hi master, I am your personal secretary, Xiaomeng. From today on, Xiaomeng will always accompany the master, help the master to draw a lot of prizes, and let the master reach the pinnacle of life, hehe."
Xiaomeng?
so cute.
Qin Yang couldn't help but want to touch her.
"People are virtual objects."
Xiaomeng made a face.
Qin Yang sweated, and felt that the little secretary was a bit dark.
"Xiaomeng, what is this system for?" Qin Yang asked.
"People don't know."
"..."
"Hee hee, Xiaomeng is joking with the master. The name of this system is 'Universal Mall System'. That is to say, the master can buy any magical props, draw prizes, and even cultivate immortals."
"Cultivation of Immortals!?"
Qin Yang's heart skipped a beat.
For some reason, when he heard these two words, his heart seemed to be grabbed, the pain was severe, and at the same time, there was an inexplicable sadness and anger.
"That's right, it is indeed possible to cultivate immortality, but with the current level of the system, there is no permission to unlock it, and it cannot be purchased."
Xiaomeng said.
Qin Yang frowned: "Then how can we increase the level of authority?"
Xiaomeng shook her head: "This requires the owner to do the task. After completing certain tasks, the system will automatically upgrade and unlock, and open new functions."
"So that's the case." Qin Yang nodded.
"By the way, master, since you are bound to the system for the first time, the system will give you a gift package for beginners, whether to open it or not."
Xiaomeng said suddenly.
"Turn it on! It must be turned on!" Qin Yang shouted in his heart without hesitation.
"Ding, the novice gift pack has been opened successfully."
"Ding, congratulations to the master for getting 100 wealth points, which can be used for shopping."
"Ding, congratulations to the master for getting two pieces of 'see-through glasses'. Using this prop, you can see through any range of 50 meters."
"Available times: 3 times."
"Ding, congratulations to the master for getting three 'Wing Chun spicy sticks'. Take this item, and you can learn Wing Chun in an instant."
"Prop time limit: 5 minutes."
"Available times: 1 times."
"Ding, congratulations to the master for obtaining three 'Fart Talismans'. Using this item can make the other party fart continuously for an hour."
"Available number of uses: 1 time"
"Ding, congratulations to the master for getting 'sex underwear'. Wearing this item all year round can increase sexual ability and improve the quality of a certain person. The number of times it can be used: forever."
"Ding, congratulations to the master for obtaining the 'Portal'. Note: This item can only be teleported in one direction, and the cooling time for one use is five days."
"Available times: permanent"
……
Facing the dazzling props presented by the system, even if Qin Yang was prepared, he was also stunned.
I feel like I am shopping in a counterfeit Taobao.
It seems that brother is really going to reach the pinnacle of his life.
Huh?
That fart symbol is a bit interesting, how about...
Qin Yang suddenly raised his head and looked at Yuan Xue who was surrounded by the crowd not far away, who was about to blow out candles and make a wish, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Yuan Xue, breaking up is not your fault, but you shouldn't trample on my dignity in front of everyone!
Since you are unkind to me, don't blame me for being unrighteous to you!
Qin Yang's consciousness moved, and he opened the system warehouse, which contained the props of the novice gift package just now, and the yellow talisman in it was the fart talisman.
Qin Yang immediately took out one, then got up and walked towards Yuan Xue.While everyone was not paying attention, he quietly slapped a 'fart talisman' on Yuan Xue who was making a wish.
As soon as the talisman touched the opponent's body, it turned into a stream of light and disappeared.
"Xiaoxue, what wish did you make? Do you want to find a good husband?"
Seeing that Yuan Xue had finished making a wish, the people around booed.
With a slight smile on Yuan Xueqingcheng's face, she shook her head: "You can't say this, it won't work if you say it."
Maybe she accidentally saw Qin Yang who was outside the crowd, she raised her chin a little arrogantly, and said with a smile: "Even if it is really a wish to find Mr. Ruyi, I hope that I will not meet some toads."
Only then did everyone notice Qin Yang who was outside the crowd, and burst out laughing.
Everyone had a mocking look on their faces.
"Xiaoxue, hurry up and blow out the candles. You should blow out the candles as soon as possible after making a wish." A girl said suddenly.
"That's right, Xiaoxue, it's best to blow it out in one breath, and the wish you made will come true."
another girl said.
"Okay, I'll blow it out as much as I can."
Hearing the girl's words, Yuan Xueqiao couldn't help showing a little nervousness. She stood in front of the five-tiered cake, took a deep breath, and then...
"Porf~"
A strange voice sounded.
Yuan Xue was stunned.
The people around were also dumbfounded.
this sound...
Fart sound?
Everyone's eyes became weird one after another, looking at Yuan Xue who was puffing out her mouth to blow out the candles, wanted to laugh, but didn't dare to.
Sweat, it's just blowing out a candle, why hold back so much energy, hold back all the farts.
And Yuan Xue was extremely embarrassed, looking at the weird expressions of the people around her, her face was hot and burning.
"Well...Xiaoxue, hurry up and blow out the candles."
Xu Fang on the side hurriedly smoothed things over.
"Yes, yes, blow out the candles."
Everyone said quickly, as if they didn't hear anything just now.
Yuan Xue took a deep breath, smiled slightly, and prepared to blow out the candles again.This time she didn't dare to use any force, she took a light breath and was about to exhale.
however……
"Porf... por... por..."
A series of fart sounds came out from under Yuan Xue's skirt one after another, each sound was louder and longer than the other, and even turned around.
"what!"
Yuan Xue was stunned, and immediately screamed.
She tried her best to control it, but she still couldn't stop the sound of fart.
On the contrary, the sound is thinner and more rhythmic.
At this moment, the expressions on the faces of the people around became extremely exciting. Looking at Yuan Xue who was farting non-stop, they wanted to laugh, but held back.They covered their mouths and noses one after another, avoiding them far away.
Especially those boys who admired Yuan Xue, their jaws almost dropped when they saw their goddess farting.
The perfect goddess image in my mind instantly collapsed!
At this moment, Yuan Xue's face was turning blue and turning red, and she was so ashamed that she wished she could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.
It's okay if it's in a place where no one is around, and it's not a big deal to fart.
But now it happened to be his birthday party, there were so many people around, and the fart couldn't stop, the image of the school belle goddess that he usually maintained was gone.
I'm afraid that if I meet someone in the future, the other party will call her: Butt!
Yuan Xue wants to cry but has no tears.
"What are you looking at, Yuan Xue has a bad stomach, so there's nothing strange about it."
At this moment, Xu Fang shouted sharply, seeing Qin Yang's faint smile in the crowd, she immediately said angrily: "Qin Yang, what qualifications do you country bumpkins have to make fun of Yuan Xue, get out, you are not welcome here!"
Qin Yang narrowed his eyes, smiled, turned and left.
When turning around, he quietly hit Xu Fang with a 'Fart Talisman'.
"Poor..."
Just after Qin Yang left the restaurant, Xu Fang, who had a smug smile on her face, also started to fart.
And the voice was louder and more unpleasant than Yuan Xue's.
Suddenly, a good birthday party turned into a farting party.
"Those who humiliate others will always be humiliated..."
Qin Yang who walked out of the restaurant shook his head and sighed slightly.
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, I said that sooner or later, Qin Yang will be dumped."
"That must be, how can a toad eat swan meat."
"A country bumpkin, what qualifications does he have to be the boyfriend of the school belle? He deserves to be kicked!"
"..."
Listening to the mocking comments from the people around him, Qin Yang's face was extremely ugly.
In fact, he had already foreseen that sooner or later, Yuan Xue would choose to break up with him.But he never expected that the other party would use this method to humiliate him in front of everyone.
A bone-piercing chill invaded from the soles of his feet, and the blood in his whole body seemed to be frozen into ice, which also froze his heart.
The sharp nails pierced into the flesh of the palm, and Qin Yang didn't feel the slightest pain.
Why choose humiliation! !
Since there is no relationship, it is enough to break up. After all, this is free love, and there is no betrayal or betrayal.
If you want to break up, it only means that I am not good enough to give you happiness.
But why do you choose to satisfy your arrogance by humiliating me in front of everyone!You know - people have self-esteem!
Qin Yang was very angry and sad.
Just when he was about to leave, a series of loli mechanical sounds suddenly sounded in his mind.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the 'Universal Mall System'."
"Ding! The system is starting to merge... 10%... 20%... 30%..."
"Ding! System fusion successful."
"..."
What the hell?
hallucinations?
Facing the notification sound that suddenly sounded in his mind, Qin Yang froze.
At this moment, a colorful light curtain suddenly appeared in front of him.
On the left is the character information.
"Host: Qin Yang
Force value: slag
Wealth coins: 0
System Level: Level 1
Spirit root: none
Skills: none
Main skills: none
Other skills: none
Occupation: Student
……
On the right side of the light curtain is the shopping mall, which is divided into several areas.
Cultivation area, vehicle area, weapon area, clothing area, pill area, talisman area, magic weapon area, formation area, sundries area, pet area, etc.
It's just that most of them are gray and not unlocked.
This is... the system?
Seeing the interface that usually appears in the game, Qin Yang clenched his fists, and every cell in his body jumped up excitedly.
When I used to read novels, I was always envious of those protagonists who could obtain supernatural powers or systems, but I didn't expect that I would have shit-luck one day.
"Ding!"
With a crisp sound, a little loli wearing a pink princess tutu suddenly jumped out from the lower right corner.
"Hi master, I am your personal secretary, Xiaomeng. From today on, Xiaomeng will always accompany the master, help the master to draw a lot of prizes, and let the master reach the pinnacle of life, hehe."
Xiaomeng?
so cute.
Qin Yang couldn't help but want to touch her.
"People are virtual objects."
Xiaomeng made a face.
Qin Yang sweated, and felt that the little secretary was a bit dark.
"Xiaomeng, what is this system for?" Qin Yang asked.
"People don't know."
"..."
"Hee hee, Xiaomeng is joking with the master. The name of this system is 'Universal Mall System'. That is to say, the master can buy any magical props, draw prizes, and even cultivate immortals."
"Cultivation of Immortals!?"
Qin Yang's heart skipped a beat.
For some reason, when he heard these two words, his heart seemed to be grabbed, the pain was severe, and at the same time, there was an inexplicable sadness and anger.
"That's right, it is indeed possible to cultivate immortality, but with the current level of the system, there is no permission to unlock it, and it cannot be purchased."
Xiaomeng said.
Qin Yang frowned: "Then how can we increase the level of authority?"
Xiaomeng shook her head: "This requires the owner to do the task. After completing certain tasks, the system will automatically upgrade and unlock, and open new functions."
"So that's the case." Qin Yang nodded.
"By the way, master, since you are bound to the system for the first time, the system will give you a gift package for beginners, whether to open it or not."
Xiaomeng said suddenly.
"Turn it on! It must be turned on!" Qin Yang shouted in his heart without hesitation.
"Ding, the novice gift pack has been opened successfully."
"Ding, congratulations to the master for getting 100 wealth points, which can be used for shopping."
"Ding, congratulations to the master for getting two pieces of 'see-through glasses'. Using this prop, you can see through any range of 50 meters."
"Available times: 3 times."
"Ding, congratulations to the master for getting three 'Wing Chun spicy sticks'. Take this item, and you can learn Wing Chun in an instant."
"Prop time limit: 5 minutes."
"Available times: 1 times."
"Ding, congratulations to the master for obtaining three 'Fart Talismans'. Using this item can make the other party fart continuously for an hour."
"Available number of uses: 1 time"
"Ding, congratulations to the master for getting 'sex underwear'. Wearing this item all year round can increase sexual ability and improve the quality of a certain person. The number of times it can be used: forever."
"Ding, congratulations to the master for obtaining the 'Portal'. Note: This item can only be teleported in one direction, and the cooling time for one use is five days."
"Available times: permanent"
……
Facing the dazzling props presented by the system, even if Qin Yang was prepared, he was also stunned.
I feel like I am shopping in a counterfeit Taobao.
It seems that brother is really going to reach the pinnacle of his life.
Huh?
That fart symbol is a bit interesting, how about...
Qin Yang suddenly raised his head and looked at Yuan Xue who was surrounded by the crowd not far away, who was about to blow out candles and make a wish, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Yuan Xue, breaking up is not your fault, but you shouldn't trample on my dignity in front of everyone!
Since you are unkind to me, don't blame me for being unrighteous to you!
Qin Yang's consciousness moved, and he opened the system warehouse, which contained the props of the novice gift package just now, and the yellow talisman in it was the fart talisman.
Qin Yang immediately took out one, then got up and walked towards Yuan Xue.While everyone was not paying attention, he quietly slapped a 'fart talisman' on Yuan Xue who was making a wish.
As soon as the talisman touched the opponent's body, it turned into a stream of light and disappeared.
"Xiaoxue, what wish did you make? Do you want to find a good husband?"
Seeing that Yuan Xue had finished making a wish, the people around booed.
With a slight smile on Yuan Xueqingcheng's face, she shook her head: "You can't say this, it won't work if you say it."
Maybe she accidentally saw Qin Yang who was outside the crowd, she raised her chin a little arrogantly, and said with a smile: "Even if it is really a wish to find Mr. Ruyi, I hope that I will not meet some toads."
Only then did everyone notice Qin Yang who was outside the crowd, and burst out laughing.
Everyone had a mocking look on their faces.
"Xiaoxue, hurry up and blow out the candles. You should blow out the candles as soon as possible after making a wish." A girl said suddenly.
"That's right, Xiaoxue, it's best to blow it out in one breath, and the wish you made will come true."
another girl said.
"Okay, I'll blow it out as much as I can."
Hearing the girl's words, Yuan Xueqiao couldn't help showing a little nervousness. She stood in front of the five-tiered cake, took a deep breath, and then...
"Porf~"
A strange voice sounded.
Yuan Xue was stunned.
The people around were also dumbfounded.
this sound...
Fart sound?
Everyone's eyes became weird one after another, looking at Yuan Xue who was puffing out her mouth to blow out the candles, wanted to laugh, but didn't dare to.
Sweat, it's just blowing out a candle, why hold back so much energy, hold back all the farts.
And Yuan Xue was extremely embarrassed, looking at the weird expressions of the people around her, her face was hot and burning.
"Well...Xiaoxue, hurry up and blow out the candles."
Xu Fang on the side hurriedly smoothed things over.
"Yes, yes, blow out the candles."
Everyone said quickly, as if they didn't hear anything just now.
Yuan Xue took a deep breath, smiled slightly, and prepared to blow out the candles again.This time she didn't dare to use any force, she took a light breath and was about to exhale.
however……
"Porf... por... por..."
A series of fart sounds came out from under Yuan Xue's skirt one after another, each sound was louder and longer than the other, and even turned around.
"what!"
Yuan Xue was stunned, and immediately screamed.
She tried her best to control it, but she still couldn't stop the sound of fart.
On the contrary, the sound is thinner and more rhythmic.
At this moment, the expressions on the faces of the people around became extremely exciting. Looking at Yuan Xue who was farting non-stop, they wanted to laugh, but held back.They covered their mouths and noses one after another, avoiding them far away.
Especially those boys who admired Yuan Xue, their jaws almost dropped when they saw their goddess farting.
The perfect goddess image in my mind instantly collapsed!
At this moment, Yuan Xue's face was turning blue and turning red, and she was so ashamed that she wished she could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.
It's okay if it's in a place where no one is around, and it's not a big deal to fart.
But now it happened to be his birthday party, there were so many people around, and the fart couldn't stop, the image of the school belle goddess that he usually maintained was gone.
I'm afraid that if I meet someone in the future, the other party will call her: Butt!
Yuan Xue wants to cry but has no tears.
"What are you looking at, Yuan Xue has a bad stomach, so there's nothing strange about it."
At this moment, Xu Fang shouted sharply, seeing Qin Yang's faint smile in the crowd, she immediately said angrily: "Qin Yang, what qualifications do you country bumpkins have to make fun of Yuan Xue, get out, you are not welcome here!"
Qin Yang narrowed his eyes, smiled, turned and left.
When turning around, he quietly hit Xu Fang with a 'Fart Talisman'.
"Poor..."
Just after Qin Yang left the restaurant, Xu Fang, who had a smug smile on her face, also started to fart.
And the voice was louder and more unpleasant than Yuan Xue's.
Suddenly, a good birthday party turned into a farting party.
"Those who humiliate others will always be humiliated..."
Qin Yang who walked out of the restaurant shook his head and sighed slightly.
(End of this chapter)
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