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Chapter 311 [312] Eel Family Army, a name that is about to become a past tense

Chapter 311 [312] Eel Family Army, a name that is about to become a past tense
"Li Buge, Li Buge, it's terrible, it's terrible, Li Xiaomu was beaten, Li Buge, Li Buge."

Hearing Li Xiaoye's yelling, Li Bu, Shuangxi, Tian Xiaoxin, the three of them were full of question marks; "Is this guy here to call for help, or to announce the good news? Li Xiaomu was beaten up!" , are you really happy?"

"Li Buge, Li Buge, it's terrible, Li Xiaomu was beaten just now.

What a guy, he hit his nose with a fist, and kicked him into the river. What a guy, it’s like watching a martial arts movie. It’s a pleasure to watch, hahaha. "When Li Bu and the others were thinking about question marks, Li Xiaoye rushed directly in front of the three of them, and said with a turbulent expression on his face.

"He hit his nose with a punch and kicked him into the river. This guy Huang Xiaoli must have been too ruthless!!
And I'll be your matchmaker, so if you don't give me face, don't give me face. Are you worthy of beating up your blind date partner, and beating so hard! ! "

Speechlessly muttering a few words in his heart that Huang Xiaoli really didn't give face, Li Bu looked at Li Xiaoye and asked, as if he hadn't pointed the way before; "Who did Li Xiaomu fight with, and he was beaten so badly? And why do I always feel that your posture doesn't seem like you're here to call for help, but rather like you're here to announce the good news to us?"

"Wahhahaha, I'm here to announce the good news to you, Brother Li, do you know that the scene just now really made me laugh to death.

Hahaha, that guy Li Xiaomu was sleepy when he was fishing just now, so he leaned against the tree by the river and squinted for a while, then fell asleep straight away after squinting.

After Li Xiaomu fell asleep, I smoked to refresh myself, but Huang Xiaoli appeared out of nowhere. As soon as she came out, she walked up to Li Xiaomu, kicked him, and called him to wake him up Go home and sleep, don't catch a cold here.

As a result, when Li Xiaomu was sleeping, he didn't know what kind of dream he had. After being woken up by Huang Xiaoli, he stood up and hugged Huang Xiaoli and kissed her. After that, he called her wife, why did you wake up so early?

Then, hahaha, Huang Xiaoli immediately exploded, punched Li Xiaomu in the mouth, and kicked Li Xiaomu in the stomach, directly kicking Li Xiaomu into the river.

Good guy, I was so happy at the time, but it's a pity that I forgot to bring the shooting equipment. "Speaking of Li Xiaomu being beaten, Li Xiaoye was so happy, as if he was the one who beat Li Xiaomu.

The river where Li Xiaomu fished did not have many stones, it was the kind of muddy river, so Li Bu, who was not worried that Li Xiaomu would be injured or drowned, just looked at Li Xiaoye and asked lightly, "Then what happened later?" ?” After speaking, he took his things and walked towards the live broadcast room of his temporary residence.

Although Li Bu's answer was a bit disappointing, Li Xiaoye continued to say cheerfully; "Later, Li Xiaomu let the water freeze him sober, and then this guy was in the water, looking at Huang Xiaoli on the shore, touching his lips and giggling." Woke up.

After giggling for a while, this guy ran out of the river, walked up to Huang Xiaoli, and said to Huang Xiaoli with a serious face, "Sister Xiaoli, I am a man who dares to act bravely, and I have done such a scrupulous behavior to you." , then you punish me for marrying you and taking care of you for the rest of my life.

Wow haha, this guy doesn't even know how to confess, but as soon as this guy finished speaking, Huang Xiaoli, who was a little scared at first, immediately became angry again, punched and kicked out again, and quickly beat Li Xiaomu back Went to bathe in the river.

After that, Huang Xiaoli shouted angrily on the shore, "Bastard, marrying me is actually a punishment for you. Do you think your current life is too boring and want to live a life of being a sandbag?". "

"What's next?" It wasn't Li Bu who spoke this time, but Shuangxi, Tian Xiaoxin, and the little guy who liked to join in the fun, and the three of them asked Li Xiaoye expectantly.

It wasn't funny anymore, so Li Xiaoye put away his hands and sighed; "After that, that guy got up with a smirk on his face, pointed at the fish he caught, and said to Huang Xiaoli cheerfully.

I heard that you are coming back today. I know you like to eat crucian carp here, so I came fishing at five in the morning. When I fished in the morning, my hands were trembling. Even hooking earthworms was a bit troublesome, so I hooked them all. Several times his own fingers too.

But fortunately, luck is not bad. On the day when fish are willing to eat hooks, you see I caught so much for you. These are enough for you to eat until you leave. If there are not enough by then, I can continue to give you more. You catch, we have no other ability, but we are better at catching fish. "

"What about later?" Seeing that Li Xiaoye was getting more and more unwilling to continue talking, so Shuangxi, Tian Xiaoxin, the little guy couldn't help but yelled at him again, forcing him to continue talking.

To be honest, Li Xiaoye is very unhappy recently, and she is very reluctant to talk about what will happen between Li Xiaomu and Huang Xiaoli next.

Why, because just a few days ago, that is, the second day after Li Bu met his girlfriend, his prospective father-in-law came to Lijia Village directly from other provinces, and brought his college student girlfriend back I went home, and it is said that I have to go abroad now.

Hearing what Shuangxi and the others said, Li Xiaoye sighed and said, "Later, Huang Xiaoli took the wet Li Xiaomu by her arm and went home with the fish, leaving me alone in the cold wind. Trembling!!"

Li Bu didn't know about the fact that Li Xiaoye's college student girlfriend was taken away.

He only found out from his mouth that night when Li Xiaoye came to the orchard to drink with him with a case of beer in his arms.

But to be honest, Li Bu felt that Li Xiaoye's college student girlfriend was taken away quite well.

At least in that way, Li Xiaoye will no longer have to take the boat 85 times a day to receive couriers, and she will feel distressed by looking at the consumption information of her bank card every day.

It's not that the female college student is bad, but Li Xiaoye and her have different family environments and consumption concepts. It's okay to fall in love together, but it's really difficult to live together for a long time.

The family of a female college student is very rich, and she spends tens of thousands of yuan in her consumption and shopping.

And even though Li Xiaomu has a net worth of tens of millions now, he still spends his money carefully. He spends money like 100 or [-], but he never spends it so generously as tens of thousands or tens of thousands.

And the female college student and Li Xiaoye who were also aware of this, when the female college student's father came to pick him up, one directly said goodbye to packing up his things, and the other sent them out of Lijia Village with a smile, and broke up peacefully. Even crispier than crispy noodles.

In addition, the reason why Li Xiaoye went to drink with Li Bu with a beer that day was because this guy felt sorry for the money spent by the female college students during this period of time. It is said that during the time they were together, Li Xiaoye's savings 180 million less.

The 180 million was not actually spent by the female college student during this period, 150 million of it was for repaying the female college student's loan, and the remaining 30 was spent by her and Li Xiaoye during this period.

Hearing Li Xiaoye's words, after putting down his things, Li Bu patted Li Xiaoye's shoulder and said with a smile; "Knocking rice field eels is not a proper job after all, or I will write you a few saliva songs, and then you will transform into an Internet singer. Forget about some small activities to make money.

In this way, not only will you have more chances to meet beauties, but they will be more than happy to have something to do with you, especially if you have the title of my younger brother. "

(End of this chapter)

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