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Chapter 35 [35] One month without a chapter, the underwear has become a bird's nest
Chapter 35 [35] I haven't returned for a month, and my underwear has become a bird's nest
The future planned by Li Bu is very grand and promising, and the villagers all want to follow suit.
However, since the cost of building the bridge was too high, almost every family would owe hundreds of thousands of debts, so they didn't dare to agree directly. They all chose to go home to discuss it, and then come back tomorrow to give Li Bu an answer.
After the villagers had left, Li Aiguo walked up to Li Bu and asked Li Bu while smoking a pipe, "Actually, you can buy the whole village with this money."
"What I want is this lively, intimate, big family that won't be jealous of each other, won't fight and quarrel with each other, not this mountain that is worthless in itself.
Moreover, this mountain was bought by our ancestors with our lives and sweat. As descendants of the Li family, how can we abandon our family and ancestral property for money? "Hearing Li Aiguo ask why he didn't buy land, Li Bu immediately gave his reasons with a wry smile.
Hearing Li Bu's words, Li Aiguo was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "You are right about this, we are all part of the Li family, if we really want to use money to drive people away, Then we will really become sinners in the family ah, I just said something stupid."
"Actually, I also had this idea when I first started, but when I thought that the whole mountain village would be full of tourists in the future without a single acquaintance, I gave up this idea. After all, no matter how much money there is, it is not as important as family members.
And I also have to think about your parents, I don't want to make it so that you don't even have a playmate in your later years, no... "Hearing what his father-in-law said, Li Bu hurriedly poured dirty water on himself, so as to give Li Aiguo a step down.
Hearing the conversation between Li Aiguo and Li Bu, Li Wanfu also nodded, and interjected with a smile; "Marriage can indeed make people grow. If I had known that Xiao Bu could be so stable after marriage, I should have done it a few years earlier." Let him get married..."
"If we had let them get married a few years earlier, probably this would not have been the case.
Your old boy did nothing wrong back then, so you should let this guy go out and suffer, and let him know that no matter how good it is outside, it is not as warm as home. "Hearing Li Wanfu's words, Li Aiguo did not express his approval. Instead, it was the fact that Li Wanguo, the praiser, deliberately let Li Bu escape.
Hearing Li Aiguo's praise, Li Wanguo retorted stubbornly after a while of embarrassment; "That's not necessarily the case. If they had married a few years ago, they would not have children now. They have wives. It’s all so stable, if there is another child, it won’t be even more stable!!”
"As for Xiaobu's stubborn temper like a cow back then, let alone marrying and having a baby, even if he is made a grandfather, wouldn't he have to go out and go crazy?" Hearing the words of her stubborn old man, Liu Yan was very angry. Jack laughed and cursed.
After Liu Yan opened her mouth, Lin Xiang on the side also laughed and said, "Liu Yan is right, Xiao Bu was so wild back then, not to mention keeping him married and having children, but locking him up until the day he becomes a grandfather." , when he is free, he will still run outside."
"Ahem, am I as stubborn as you say?
Didn’t I come back and be obedient? Don’t you keep talking about the past? It’s not like you haven’t been young. "
After a few speechless rebuttals, Li Bu left the gifts he bought for the two families, and then he and Li Yanmei took their luggage back home without looking back; "Well, I'm going down tomorrow to get my driver's license. So I won't talk to you guys anymore, these are the gifts I brought back for you, take them back and divide them up yourself..."
"I haven't come back for a month, and my house is almost moldy because of you.
Go back and tidy up, if the quilt is moldy or something, come back home and get a new one to use, and come over here for dinner later, don't start the fire yourself. Seeing that the two of them really wanted to go home, Liu Yan hurriedly shouted after her.
Without looking back, when he heard Liu Yan's words, Li Bu nodded and shouted, "Got it, I'll go back and clean up first. If there is a need, I can come and hug you later when I come over for dinner."
I don't know if it should be said that Liu Yan predicted things like a god, and her words came true.
It should be said that David Li and Li Yanmei are really lazy, and they didn't know how to clean up the house before going out.
When Li Bu and Li Yanmei returned to their home and took the key to open the door, they were completely stunned by the scene inside.
The small open-air well platform in the house is already covered with grass more than ten centimeters high.
And the baskets and bags they used to hold the lychees before, because Li Bu and Li Yanmo didn't wash them before they went out, they were already moldy to the point where mushrooms grew, and there were quite a lot of mushrooms, probably Enough for two meals for his husband and wife.
Of course, this is not the most amazing thing, the most amazing thing is Li Bu's confiscated boxer briefs. At this time, there is already a bird's nest and four little finger-sized bird eggs on it.
Seeing such a scene, Li Yanmei didn't pay attention to Li Bu's underwear. Instead, she looked at several baskets and said with regret; "Hey, I bought this basket for more than 30 yuan, but it turned out to be like this because it wasn't cleaned. Oh, what a pity..."
"Don't be sorry for those broken baskets.
Our family is worth tens of millions now, are you so stingy?
Besides, it's just a few broken baskets, just buy new ones if they break, what's so bad about it?
Also, you'd better tell me what to do with my underwear first.
Should we let the little bird continue to incubate there, or take it out with its nest and underwear and throw it away? "
A few baskets cost only a few hundred dollars, and Li Bu didn't care at all. What he cared about right now was whether to throw away his underwear or keep it in order to preserve the eggs inside.
Hearing Li Bu's words, Li Yanmei suddenly remembered that she was already a rich man, and immediately stopped feeling sorry for a few baskets, and looked at Li Bu's underwear cheerfully and smiled; "Just hang it like this, who asked You were so embarrassing back then, you had to change your underwear every time you went out, hum, you deserve it, cluck. Your underwear has become a bird's nest, you are so good, cluck."
"It's half a catty, don't make fun of me, just look at your bra hanging over there, it's become a honeycomb, wow ha ha ha." Li Bu immediately tilted his head and pointed at the other side when Li Yanmei laughed. While drying clothes, he retorted to Li Yanmei with a laugh.
Hearing Li Bu's words, and following Li Bu's eyes, Li Yanmei was about to cry; "What kind of broken house is this? I haven't been home for a month. Why is it like this? A bird's nest, a Honey bee, does this make people live a good life?"
"What is it that makes me laugh so happily, it makes me happy to say it.
Hey, why do you have bees like this? This is a good thing. It has to be kept in a box, and there will be honey to eat later.
But this clothes. Cough cough cough. Yanmei, you are too lazy, you don't know how to pack your clothes when you go out?You see, you are too lazy to grow bees on your clothes.. "
Just when Li Bu pointed at Li Yanmei's clothes and laughed, and Li Yanmei was about to cry again, Li Aiguo walked in from the door, and soon found the honeycombs on Li Yanmei's clothes.
(End of this chapter)
The future planned by Li Bu is very grand and promising, and the villagers all want to follow suit.
However, since the cost of building the bridge was too high, almost every family would owe hundreds of thousands of debts, so they didn't dare to agree directly. They all chose to go home to discuss it, and then come back tomorrow to give Li Bu an answer.
After the villagers had left, Li Aiguo walked up to Li Bu and asked Li Bu while smoking a pipe, "Actually, you can buy the whole village with this money."
"What I want is this lively, intimate, big family that won't be jealous of each other, won't fight and quarrel with each other, not this mountain that is worthless in itself.
Moreover, this mountain was bought by our ancestors with our lives and sweat. As descendants of the Li family, how can we abandon our family and ancestral property for money? "Hearing Li Aiguo ask why he didn't buy land, Li Bu immediately gave his reasons with a wry smile.
Hearing Li Bu's words, Li Aiguo was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "You are right about this, we are all part of the Li family, if we really want to use money to drive people away, Then we will really become sinners in the family ah, I just said something stupid."
"Actually, I also had this idea when I first started, but when I thought that the whole mountain village would be full of tourists in the future without a single acquaintance, I gave up this idea. After all, no matter how much money there is, it is not as important as family members.
And I also have to think about your parents, I don't want to make it so that you don't even have a playmate in your later years, no... "Hearing what his father-in-law said, Li Bu hurriedly poured dirty water on himself, so as to give Li Aiguo a step down.
Hearing the conversation between Li Aiguo and Li Bu, Li Wanfu also nodded, and interjected with a smile; "Marriage can indeed make people grow. If I had known that Xiao Bu could be so stable after marriage, I should have done it a few years earlier." Let him get married..."
"If we had let them get married a few years earlier, probably this would not have been the case.
Your old boy did nothing wrong back then, so you should let this guy go out and suffer, and let him know that no matter how good it is outside, it is not as warm as home. "Hearing Li Wanfu's words, Li Aiguo did not express his approval. Instead, it was the fact that Li Wanguo, the praiser, deliberately let Li Bu escape.
Hearing Li Aiguo's praise, Li Wanguo retorted stubbornly after a while of embarrassment; "That's not necessarily the case. If they had married a few years ago, they would not have children now. They have wives. It’s all so stable, if there is another child, it won’t be even more stable!!”
"As for Xiaobu's stubborn temper like a cow back then, let alone marrying and having a baby, even if he is made a grandfather, wouldn't he have to go out and go crazy?" Hearing the words of her stubborn old man, Liu Yan was very angry. Jack laughed and cursed.
After Liu Yan opened her mouth, Lin Xiang on the side also laughed and said, "Liu Yan is right, Xiao Bu was so wild back then, not to mention keeping him married and having children, but locking him up until the day he becomes a grandfather." , when he is free, he will still run outside."
"Ahem, am I as stubborn as you say?
Didn’t I come back and be obedient? Don’t you keep talking about the past? It’s not like you haven’t been young. "
After a few speechless rebuttals, Li Bu left the gifts he bought for the two families, and then he and Li Yanmei took their luggage back home without looking back; "Well, I'm going down tomorrow to get my driver's license. So I won't talk to you guys anymore, these are the gifts I brought back for you, take them back and divide them up yourself..."
"I haven't come back for a month, and my house is almost moldy because of you.
Go back and tidy up, if the quilt is moldy or something, come back home and get a new one to use, and come over here for dinner later, don't start the fire yourself. Seeing that the two of them really wanted to go home, Liu Yan hurriedly shouted after her.
Without looking back, when he heard Liu Yan's words, Li Bu nodded and shouted, "Got it, I'll go back and clean up first. If there is a need, I can come and hug you later when I come over for dinner."
I don't know if it should be said that Liu Yan predicted things like a god, and her words came true.
It should be said that David Li and Li Yanmei are really lazy, and they didn't know how to clean up the house before going out.
When Li Bu and Li Yanmei returned to their home and took the key to open the door, they were completely stunned by the scene inside.
The small open-air well platform in the house is already covered with grass more than ten centimeters high.
And the baskets and bags they used to hold the lychees before, because Li Bu and Li Yanmo didn't wash them before they went out, they were already moldy to the point where mushrooms grew, and there were quite a lot of mushrooms, probably Enough for two meals for his husband and wife.
Of course, this is not the most amazing thing, the most amazing thing is Li Bu's confiscated boxer briefs. At this time, there is already a bird's nest and four little finger-sized bird eggs on it.
Seeing such a scene, Li Yanmei didn't pay attention to Li Bu's underwear. Instead, she looked at several baskets and said with regret; "Hey, I bought this basket for more than 30 yuan, but it turned out to be like this because it wasn't cleaned. Oh, what a pity..."
"Don't be sorry for those broken baskets.
Our family is worth tens of millions now, are you so stingy?
Besides, it's just a few broken baskets, just buy new ones if they break, what's so bad about it?
Also, you'd better tell me what to do with my underwear first.
Should we let the little bird continue to incubate there, or take it out with its nest and underwear and throw it away? "
A few baskets cost only a few hundred dollars, and Li Bu didn't care at all. What he cared about right now was whether to throw away his underwear or keep it in order to preserve the eggs inside.
Hearing Li Bu's words, Li Yanmei suddenly remembered that she was already a rich man, and immediately stopped feeling sorry for a few baskets, and looked at Li Bu's underwear cheerfully and smiled; "Just hang it like this, who asked You were so embarrassing back then, you had to change your underwear every time you went out, hum, you deserve it, cluck. Your underwear has become a bird's nest, you are so good, cluck."
"It's half a catty, don't make fun of me, just look at your bra hanging over there, it's become a honeycomb, wow ha ha ha." Li Bu immediately tilted his head and pointed at the other side when Li Yanmei laughed. While drying clothes, he retorted to Li Yanmei with a laugh.
Hearing Li Bu's words, and following Li Bu's eyes, Li Yanmei was about to cry; "What kind of broken house is this? I haven't been home for a month. Why is it like this? A bird's nest, a Honey bee, does this make people live a good life?"
"What is it that makes me laugh so happily, it makes me happy to say it.
Hey, why do you have bees like this? This is a good thing. It has to be kept in a box, and there will be honey to eat later.
But this clothes. Cough cough cough. Yanmei, you are too lazy, you don't know how to pack your clothes when you go out?You see, you are too lazy to grow bees on your clothes.. "
Just when Li Bu pointed at Li Yanmei's clothes and laughed, and Li Yanmei was about to cry again, Li Aiguo walked in from the door, and soon found the honeycombs on Li Yanmei's clothes.
(End of this chapter)
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