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Chapter 670 [66] The golden toilet doesn't work well, my butt is cold
Chapter 670 [66] The golden toilet doesn't work well, my butt is cold
"Who am I, why am I here, what did I hear just now, did I have an auditory hallucination just now, or was it bullied by someone else?"
"Brother Li Bu, what did he just say? He just said that the Queen of Heaven, Jiao Mengyu, has given birth to four children, and the children are all his. Let me tell you, is he going to heaven?"
"And what is the above sentence? In the above sentence, he said that Xiaobu's mother is pregnant again, and she is still with twins. This is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that the child is also his!!"
"That's not the end. What he said above is that he already has nine children, and if there are no accidents, he will reach eleven by the end of the year. My god, sows don't even have such high-yielding pigs." Bar!!"
After being shocked by Li Bu for a while, Wang Xiaochen took a deep breath, then looked at Li Bu and asked, "Brother Li Bu, do you still have that medicinal wine?
Now that you and Wang Shichao are doing this, I suddenly want to get a few children to raise. You are going to be eleven soon, and Wang Shichao has already hugged the fat boy. If I don’t make one to play with If you play, my children will call you uncle in the future. "
"That thing can't be delivered by express or on the plane or train. I don't have a driver's license and I can't drive it to you, so if you want it, you have to go to our Lijia Village to drink it yourself.
But I'm not talking about you, you are not young, you should start a family, every time your old man sees me bringing the children, the longing in the corner of his eyes, don't mention how strong it is, so hurry up. Don't you Playing with the gun and breaking it, when the time comes, I won't be able to think about it! ! "Hearing that Wang Xiaochen planned to have a child, Li Bu immediately smiled and patted him on the shoulder to encourage him.
After lightly nodding his head as an answer, Wang Xiaochen quickly turned off the topic and asked, "Brother Li Bu, why are you going to the United States to shoot a movie, isn't it the same as shooting in China?
You set up a company over there, and you have to pay taxes to the country over there. If you come to shoot in our country, isn’t that taxation a contribution to our own country? "
"You can't say that, for example, I am a worker of your family, a very high-level worker, and then I work in your movie theater to make money, but when I take my wife and children to the movies, I go to your deadly enemy. Will you be very upset?" Hearing Wang Xiaochen ask himself why he didn't go back to China to shoot a movie, Li Bu didn't answer him directly, but asked him rhetorically.
Although he didn't understand why Li Bu asked this question, Wang Xiaochen still nodded and said, "I'm sure I'll be upset. If you don't patronize your own things, you'll patronize someone else's instead. Isn't this eating inside and out?"
"That's right, my movie is released in the United States, and the money is in the pockets of the Americans. You said that if I bring the tax to the domestic side at this time, will the people on their side be happy?
I'm sure that if I did this before, my later films would not be released in the United States. So, some things have to be sacrificed to get something. "
After smiling back to Wang Xiaochen, Li Bu looked at him and asked, "I have a few scripts here, and I'm going to find some directors to play with. Are you interested in joining?"
"I'm sure I'm interested. It's not like you don't know how profitable your movies are. By the way, Li Buge, is the golden toilet that Zhang Xuelong gave you useful?" He excitedly expressed his interest, and after expressing his interest, he smiled and asked Li Bujin if the toilet was in use.
"Golden toilet? What golden toilet?"
"Zhang Xuelong gave me a golden toilet? When did this happen? How come I don't know at all??"
Hearing Wang Xiaochen's words, Li Bu was circled, and then he asked in puzzlement; "I've been busy with filming abroad, so I don't know many things in China, so the golden toilet you mentioned is. "
"It's not easy to use, it's chilly, my butt feels cold when I sit down, and my mother doesn't allow me to defecate on it. Every time I go there to defecate, my mother will call me a little prodigal." Before Li Bu finished speaking, Little Bu on the side spoke.
After Xiaobu, Li Ranran also spoke; "Sister Zhao Yuhan's father sent it over, but it is very beautiful. My parents said that toilet is made of pure gold, and it takes a lot of money to afford it. "
"Xiaochen, come and tell me what's going on. I don't know about it at all. If you didn't talk about it at this moment, I guess I don't even know when I will know it. My family has a golden toilet thing.
Also, I just came home today, but when I got home, my butt was still hot, and because of Jiao Mengyu's incident, I was forced to take two little guys out to take refuge... Knowing that the two little guys couldn't explain clearly, Li Bu asked Wang Xiaochen what happened.
Seeing that Li Bu didn't seem to be lying, so after thinking about it for a while, Wang Xiaochen told him what happened; "Isn't your movie Big Talk Westward Journey: Moonlight Treasure Box a big hit, earning billions of dollars?" Well.
Then Zhang Xuelong, who originally wanted to lose money to support his daughter, was stunned by you and made more than a billion yuan. Later, he felt that you were too mean to him, not only made his daughter famous, but also made him earn so much. money.
So he ordered a set of pure gold toilets for you, and as for why he ordered you a gold toilet, the reason he gave it was that when you went to their house last time, you showed envy for their gold toilets The look came. "
"Damn it. Brother Zhang is an upstart, he really doesn't treat money like money!!"
"Hey, forget it, let's play with him in the next movie, and give him a role to play with, this old brother is really..."
After a wry smile, Li Bu stretched out his arms to hug Xiao Bu, and asked him with a funny and doting face; "Is the golden toilet installed in the room between you and mother now, you little prodigal, there are several of them Billion, how dare you sit on it and poop??"
"When I got up in the morning, my mother occupied another toilet. There are only two toilets in the house. If I don't go to that toilet, I will pull up my pants.
Also, the toilet didn't work well at all, and the whole shiny gold was uncomfortable to look at, and the buttocks were still chilly when sitting on it. "Hearing Li Bu's question, although he didn't mean to question him, Xiao Xiaobu still raised his head and refuted him seriously.
Hearing Xiao Bu's words, Wang Xiaochen joked to Li Bu with a wry smile; "Brother Li Bu, everyone says I'm a prodigal son. Compared with your son, I'm just like a little KS. When I was my age, there was no golden toilet to poop, hahaha."
Li Bu; ".(⊙o⊙)!!!"
How should I refute this, I can’t say that my son poops on it, the toilet will not drop in price, and then I can dismantle the toilet and sell it for the same price later.
If I say and do this, then tomorrow’s news will not say that the famous billionaire Mr. Li Bu is so poor that he started selling toilets to pay off his debts because of his business failure! !
(End of this chapter)
"Who am I, why am I here, what did I hear just now, did I have an auditory hallucination just now, or was it bullied by someone else?"
"Brother Li Bu, what did he just say? He just said that the Queen of Heaven, Jiao Mengyu, has given birth to four children, and the children are all his. Let me tell you, is he going to heaven?"
"And what is the above sentence? In the above sentence, he said that Xiaobu's mother is pregnant again, and she is still with twins. This is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that the child is also his!!"
"That's not the end. What he said above is that he already has nine children, and if there are no accidents, he will reach eleven by the end of the year. My god, sows don't even have such high-yielding pigs." Bar!!"
After being shocked by Li Bu for a while, Wang Xiaochen took a deep breath, then looked at Li Bu and asked, "Brother Li Bu, do you still have that medicinal wine?
Now that you and Wang Shichao are doing this, I suddenly want to get a few children to raise. You are going to be eleven soon, and Wang Shichao has already hugged the fat boy. If I don’t make one to play with If you play, my children will call you uncle in the future. "
"That thing can't be delivered by express or on the plane or train. I don't have a driver's license and I can't drive it to you, so if you want it, you have to go to our Lijia Village to drink it yourself.
But I'm not talking about you, you are not young, you should start a family, every time your old man sees me bringing the children, the longing in the corner of his eyes, don't mention how strong it is, so hurry up. Don't you Playing with the gun and breaking it, when the time comes, I won't be able to think about it! ! "Hearing that Wang Xiaochen planned to have a child, Li Bu immediately smiled and patted him on the shoulder to encourage him.
After lightly nodding his head as an answer, Wang Xiaochen quickly turned off the topic and asked, "Brother Li Bu, why are you going to the United States to shoot a movie, isn't it the same as shooting in China?
You set up a company over there, and you have to pay taxes to the country over there. If you come to shoot in our country, isn’t that taxation a contribution to our own country? "
"You can't say that, for example, I am a worker of your family, a very high-level worker, and then I work in your movie theater to make money, but when I take my wife and children to the movies, I go to your deadly enemy. Will you be very upset?" Hearing Wang Xiaochen ask himself why he didn't go back to China to shoot a movie, Li Bu didn't answer him directly, but asked him rhetorically.
Although he didn't understand why Li Bu asked this question, Wang Xiaochen still nodded and said, "I'm sure I'll be upset. If you don't patronize your own things, you'll patronize someone else's instead. Isn't this eating inside and out?"
"That's right, my movie is released in the United States, and the money is in the pockets of the Americans. You said that if I bring the tax to the domestic side at this time, will the people on their side be happy?
I'm sure that if I did this before, my later films would not be released in the United States. So, some things have to be sacrificed to get something. "
After smiling back to Wang Xiaochen, Li Bu looked at him and asked, "I have a few scripts here, and I'm going to find some directors to play with. Are you interested in joining?"
"I'm sure I'm interested. It's not like you don't know how profitable your movies are. By the way, Li Buge, is the golden toilet that Zhang Xuelong gave you useful?" He excitedly expressed his interest, and after expressing his interest, he smiled and asked Li Bujin if the toilet was in use.
"Golden toilet? What golden toilet?"
"Zhang Xuelong gave me a golden toilet? When did this happen? How come I don't know at all??"
Hearing Wang Xiaochen's words, Li Bu was circled, and then he asked in puzzlement; "I've been busy with filming abroad, so I don't know many things in China, so the golden toilet you mentioned is. "
"It's not easy to use, it's chilly, my butt feels cold when I sit down, and my mother doesn't allow me to defecate on it. Every time I go there to defecate, my mother will call me a little prodigal." Before Li Bu finished speaking, Little Bu on the side spoke.
After Xiaobu, Li Ranran also spoke; "Sister Zhao Yuhan's father sent it over, but it is very beautiful. My parents said that toilet is made of pure gold, and it takes a lot of money to afford it. "
"Xiaochen, come and tell me what's going on. I don't know about it at all. If you didn't talk about it at this moment, I guess I don't even know when I will know it. My family has a golden toilet thing.
Also, I just came home today, but when I got home, my butt was still hot, and because of Jiao Mengyu's incident, I was forced to take two little guys out to take refuge... Knowing that the two little guys couldn't explain clearly, Li Bu asked Wang Xiaochen what happened.
Seeing that Li Bu didn't seem to be lying, so after thinking about it for a while, Wang Xiaochen told him what happened; "Isn't your movie Big Talk Westward Journey: Moonlight Treasure Box a big hit, earning billions of dollars?" Well.
Then Zhang Xuelong, who originally wanted to lose money to support his daughter, was stunned by you and made more than a billion yuan. Later, he felt that you were too mean to him, not only made his daughter famous, but also made him earn so much. money.
So he ordered a set of pure gold toilets for you, and as for why he ordered you a gold toilet, the reason he gave it was that when you went to their house last time, you showed envy for their gold toilets The look came. "
"Damn it. Brother Zhang is an upstart, he really doesn't treat money like money!!"
"Hey, forget it, let's play with him in the next movie, and give him a role to play with, this old brother is really..."
After a wry smile, Li Bu stretched out his arms to hug Xiao Bu, and asked him with a funny and doting face; "Is the golden toilet installed in the room between you and mother now, you little prodigal, there are several of them Billion, how dare you sit on it and poop??"
"When I got up in the morning, my mother occupied another toilet. There are only two toilets in the house. If I don't go to that toilet, I will pull up my pants.
Also, the toilet didn't work well at all, and the whole shiny gold was uncomfortable to look at, and the buttocks were still chilly when sitting on it. "Hearing Li Bu's question, although he didn't mean to question him, Xiao Xiaobu still raised his head and refuted him seriously.
Hearing Xiao Bu's words, Wang Xiaochen joked to Li Bu with a wry smile; "Brother Li Bu, everyone says I'm a prodigal son. Compared with your son, I'm just like a little KS. When I was my age, there was no golden toilet to poop, hahaha."
Li Bu; ".(⊙o⊙)!!!"
How should I refute this, I can’t say that my son poops on it, the toilet will not drop in price, and then I can dismantle the toilet and sell it for the same price later.
If I say and do this, then tomorrow’s news will not say that the famous billionaire Mr. Li Bu is so poor that he started selling toilets to pay off his debts because of his business failure! !
(End of this chapter)
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