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Chapter 71 [71] Li Bu, who is a cat, can't catch fish
"I, Li Bu, am a master at fishing, and I will never lose to a brat."

"You must know that I am an entertainment naughty boy. As for anything that can entertain, there is nothing that I, Li Bu, am not good at."

"My loss to the little guy is temporary. There may be a big fish under my fishing rod, and the time for the big fish to catch the hook is often more troublesome, so what I have to do now is to wait, wait, wait for my big fish to slow down. take the bait."

"Then when my big fish takes the bait, those watching in the live broadcast room shouldn't dare to say that I lost to my nephew, right?"

"What's more, Xiao Wang is a bit embarrassing. If I catch a big fish later, I will let him eat the small fish he caught himself. It won't work to call him uncle at that time, hmph. "

After self-hypnosis in his heart, Li Bu took off the hat on his head, held the fishing rod in one hand, and returned the hat to Shuangxi and said, "Shuangxi, don't look at me floating and motionless. The big fish are waiting to take the bait, really I won’t lie to you.”

The eldest brother of Xiao Shuangxi's family [Oh, I'm going, I'm still not convinced after losing to my nephew. My family has placed a bet. I bet on a hundred roses. Brother Lizhi's hook has no earthworms. Who dares to come? Bet with me? ? 】

The life of water matter [Is this still a bet, you are sure to win, well, just look at the fish his nephew caught, they are all such small fish, his earthworms must have been eaten up Otherwise, how could there be no movement for so long? 】

I'm Brother Lizhi's eldest brother [this is not necessarily true, maybe Brother Lizhi is very powerful, and he learned from Jiang Taigong's volunteers to take the bait. You said that later, in case there are big fish that cannot be imagined to bite its hook, What should I do? But I chose to bet 666 [-] to bet that brother Lizhi would not catch any fish. 】

Xiao Shuangxi, I won’t smoke you today [Hey, brother Lizhi really can’t do it, this guy can’t be a cat, the kind that can’t catch fish by nature, I’d rather believe that his hook has no earthworms now For me, I believe that he is a cat who can't catch fish. 】

Can you turn back after falling in love [Let’s play a big one, I bet ten koi, if Brother Lizhi has fish on his hook, I will reward ten koi, if the hook is empty If you don't, you are the ones who will reward me, do you dare to bet with me? 】

A slight smile scares people to death [We are not fools, why should we bet with you when we know that we will definitely lose? Let’s ask Shuangxi’s little sister to call Brother Lizhi to pick up the fishing rod and have a look. 】

"It's really like what you said, Brother Lizhi is a cat and can't catch fish?
But why don't you reach an agreement on the bet, I always want to see you all swiping a hundred koi at once, it is said that you are handsome. "

After acting coquettishly towards the live broadcast room, Huang Xiaoli fixed the live broadcast equipment, walked up to Li Bu and pointed at his fishing rod and said, "Brother Li Bu, the fans in the live broadcast room said that your fishing rod has not been used for so long. Move it, maybe the earthworms on your hook have been eaten up..."

"How could it be eaten up without even moving a bit? Most of the fans in the live broadcast room are from the city. They don't fish. They don't understand. Don't believe them, they just don't want me to catch big fish." Fish come up." Li Bu, who couldn't catch any fish, was now just a stone in the latrine, smelly and hard, and he refused to believe anyone's words.

However, before he finished speaking, Li Xiaowang, who pulled up another crucian carp, interrupted him with a smile; "Uncle, there are more small fish here, so your fishing rod has not been used for so long." It must have been eaten up by earthworms."

"It's impossible, it's not true, is it true?"

Li Bu could choose not to believe what Huang Xiaoli and the others said, but Li Bu still had some trust in his nephew who was always fishing with his father. Of course, at this time he was still stubborn and refused to admit it.

But seeing that Li Xiaowang said so, although Li Bu didn't want to admit it, he still took his own fishing rod and pulled the hook out of the water.

But, to everyone's surprise, Li Bu's hook was not empty, but caught a big snail.

Seeing the snails on his hook, Li Bu was embarrassed for a while, and immediately emphasized to Huang Xiaoli: "Did you see it, did you see it, this is not an empty hook, this is something I caught.

Although this snail is not considered a fish, how many people can catch it? Have you ever caught it? Have you ever caught it? Have you ever caught it?
I have never fished before, so you should admit the fact that I am a good fisherman. After all, not everyone can enjoy such a glorious thing as fishing snails. "

Hearing Li Bu's embarrassing words, the fans in the live broadcast room exploded again. Countless replies frantically scrolled, until Huang Xiaoli couldn't tell who was who and who said what.

And when the subtitles in the live broadcast room were scrolling fiercely, Shuangxi, who had never caught any fish like Li Bu, suddenly took the fishing rod and pulled hard.

Then Double Happiness immediately looked at the big crucian carp that was pulled ashore by him in surprise, and shouted happily; "Yeah yeah!! Xiaoli, I caught a fish, Li Buge, I caught a fish, Xiao Wang, look at my sister!" I caught a fish, yeah yeah, so happy!!"

The eldest brother of Xiao Shuangxi's family [I'm going, my little Shuangxi has already caught fish, brother Lizhi, a master fisherman, is still playing with snails, hey, brother Lizhi, do you want to play with others and become a snail girl? 】

Water-based life [Brother Lychee, even Xiao Shuangxi, who has never touched a fishing rod before, has caught fish. You are a bit incompetent as a master fisherman! ! 】

I'm Brother Lizhi's eldest brother [Yeah, Brother Lizhi, didn't you say that you are a good fisherman? Why are you still playing with snails even when Xiao Shuangxi, a cute little girl, catches fish? 】

Xiao Shuangxi, I won’t smoke you today [Hey, poor brother Lizhi, just now he boasted in Haikou that he is a good fisherman, but in reality he was slapped in the face, now I really want to see brother Lizhi bring the snail home , When I told my sister-in-law that this was my harvest today, it looked like it was cleaned up. 】

Can you turn back after falling in love and leaving [I support what was said above, I hope Double Happiness can broadcast live broadcast of Brother Lychee going home and cleaning up, the diamonds of the three rockets have been charged, just wait for the exciting content. 】

I don't know if it's because of the resentment in the live broadcast room, or because Li Bu is a cat. After catching the first big crucian carp, Double Happiness pulled up several black carp and crabs in a row.

Not to mention Li Xiaowang's side, he caught more than half a barrel of fish, and if he went home and killed it, Li Bu and his three families would probably not be able to eat it all together.

Only Li Bu, the unlucky guy, only caught one snail after fishing for more than two hours.

looked at my harvest
Look at the harvest of Double Happiness
Look at Li Xiaowang's harvest again
Li Bu directly took out a one-dollar bill from his pocket, and asked Li Xiaowang with a smile; "Xiao Wang, come and tell my uncle now, did you catch the fish in this bucket, or did my uncle catch it?" Yes, it was my uncle who caught it, right, my lovely classmate Xiao Wang, hehe..."

"My uncle caught it, my uncle caught it, but my uncle's fish has to be cooked at my house, because my mother likes to drink fish soup and eat fish now." Facing Li Bu's one-yuan bill, Li Xiao Wang gave in without insisting.

Seeing Li Bu using money to cover up his failure to catch fish, Double Happiness, Huang Xiaoli, and the millions of fans watching the live broadcast all came to mind; "It's so fucking shameless." ah!!"

(End of this chapter)