Mountain Miscellaneous

Chapter 219 Jingangwei's Little Peach Garden!
Rescue is the most important thing. Li Changqing and Zhou Shutong took the afternoon plane to Jingang.

When he arrived in Jingang, Zhou Shutong didn't care about the etiquette of hospitality. After getting off the plane, he drove Li Changqing to Jinmen Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital.

The senior VIP ward of Jinmen Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine is very large. In addition to the single ward for patients, there is also a large living room outside the ward, and two lounges for family members. The interior decoration is also very luxurious.

Zhou Mengxian had three daughters and one son, and his son Zhou Yuankai was the third. He was the middle-aged man with a Chinese face, and a dozen nephews were also in the room.

Li Changqing and Zhou Shutong were still on the way, and Zhou Yuankai was entertaining three strange-looking people introduced by his nephew Tao Junhao in the high-end VIP ward.

Two of the three were tall and lanky, one wore a green tank top, a circle of brown hair on top of his head, angular muscles, a string of beads on his hand, and the other had hair on both sides of his forehead. Clean-shaven, but the hair in the middle is very long, all combed back, a long donkey face, stubble is still growing on the chin, and the rest is as squat as a ball, wearing a suit In a purple sweater, his head is small on the top and big on the bottom, like an upside-down carrot, and there are two funny mustaches on the corners of his mouth.

All three of them held cigarettes in their hands and crossed their legs. They lay lazily on the sofa and smoked. From the surface, they looked like rascals.

"Everyone present here, some of you know our three brothers, and some of you don't know our three brothers. Today, let me introduce myself first! You all stand firm first, and our third brother is the famous Jingangwei Xiaotaoyuan'er !"

"I'm Zhang Cai!"

The squat, round-faced radish-headed Zhangcai, who was wearing a purple sweater and two funny mustaches, spoke in an authentic Tianjin-Hong Kong dialect.

"I'm Guan Ling'er!" said the donkey-faced man with the back of his hair arrogantly.

"I'm Liu Fang!" said the muscular man with circles on his head, taking a deep breath and exhaling rows of smoke circles.

"Hmph, are you overwhelmed by our reputation? That's very normal!"

Zhang Cai, who was so short and chubby, held his head up. Seeing Zhou Yuankai's gloomy face, he squinted and said to Zhou Yuankai indifferently.

"Third Uncle, no matter how advanced Chu's medical skills are, he is still an ordinary person after all. These three masters possess unimaginable abilities. Maybe there is a cure for Grandpa's illness!"

Tao Junhao, a young man about 25 and six years old who was dressed in a casual suit and was very stylish, reminded Zhou Yuankai softly.

"Long admiration, long admiration!"

Zhou Yuankai's resolute face was finally moved. As one of the main persons in charge of a certain important department in Jingang City, he can also understand some things that ordinary people don't know, and even have some intersections with some monks and strangers. It is very clear Although this kind of people are difficult to deal with, they can indeed do things that ordinary people can't do, so they have no choice but to compliment the gangster-like Jingangwei Xiaotaoyuaner three.

"It's not too bad! Our third brother will show the old man later, but you have to pay the 500 million deposit first!"

Zhang Cai took off his shoes, put his stinky feet on the coffee table, and said with satisfaction.

"Shu Tong said that she is rushing over from the airport now, why don't we wait?"

Bai Xinman is Zhou Shutong's cousin, and she has had a good relationship with Zhou Shutong since she was a child. In her opinion, these three sloppy Jingang Wei Xiaotaoyuan are liars. They asked for 500 million before they started seeing a doctor. It was a little uncomfortable. Said.

"You have found someone else. It seems that you don't quite trust our third brother. Ling'erlu opened your eyes to everyone!"

Zhang Cai said angrily with a look of being humiliated.

"Okay, take a look!" Donkey-faced Guan Ling'er took out a pair of greasy bamboo boards from the creaking nest, and began to beat and sing:
"Hitting bamboo boards makes the sound ringing in the sky. Listen to my publicity about changing cigarettes. Talk about changing cigarettes, talk about changing cigarettes, and talk about changing cigarettes for a few days. My name is Lai Rixian. I have loved smoking since I was a child. I am envious and salivating when I see smoking. The water flowed on the feet and beams. The money stolen at home, the cigarettes I bought were smelted. The felt was rotten, the mattress was rotten, and seven or eight pieces of clothes were rotten. My mother scolded me for being too annoying, and my father beat me ten times When I went to school and studied, the teacher advised me to quit smoking. I didn’t dare not to listen to the advice, but I did it secretly. I took part in the work to earn money, and I often smoked from my mouth...”

At the beginning, everyone was surprised and at the same time thought it was a little funny. Guan Linger from Jingangwei Xiaotaoyuan was actually an allegro singer, but listening to it, Zhou Yuankai, Bai Xinman and other non-smokers were not unusual, but Tao Junhao and several other smokers took out the cigarettes in their pockets and put them on the table with silly smiles. As soon as the cigarettes were put on the table, Guan Linger freed up a hand and put all the cigarettes on the table. Put it in your pocket, but your mouth didn't stop, and continued to sing:

"Since I learned to smoke cigarettes, I have spent thousands of tickets, and my life is difficult because I can't afford electricity. I have frequent illnesses, such as emphysema, bronchitis, coughing and spitting, and I have been hospitalized; I have taken medicine and injections, but my condition has not improved at all. After a doctor’s consultation, he said that smoking was the root cause of my disease. Cigarettes contained nicotine, and my body was poisoned. I was advised to stop smoking immediately, or I would get cancer. The doctor said it was very serious, which aroused my vigilance. In order to protect myself I have made up my mind to ban smoking..."

Tao Junhao and others still looked dumbfounded. After taking out the cigarettes on their bodies, they began to take out the money and bank cards in their wallets.

"When you invited him to come, Junhao hadn't mentioned the three masters to me. I'm really sorry. Could you let Master Guan stop for a while?"

Zhou Yuankai had been in contact with other monks before, and probably guessed that the ugly appearance of Tao Junhao and others must have something to do with Guan Linger's allegro, so he really couldn't stand it, so he said.

"Hey, I'm sorry, there's nothing Jiesi can do. My master taught us to sing allegro all the time!"

The chunky Zhang Cai sat up straight and lay down on the coffee table, covered his head with the hat of the sweater, and when he raised his head again, the original carrot-headed mustache turned into a face exactly like Zhou Yuankai's, smiling and smiling. In front of Zhou Yuankai, he put the cash that Tao Junhao and others took out into his pocket, and then said triumphantly in exactly the same words as Zhou Yuankai: "I don't take your money for nothing, and the four subjects of cross talk are just a joke. Sing, Ling'er said four things, I will only learn four things, let's open your eyes today!"

Zhou Yuankai was taken aback for a moment, even he thought it looked alike!

Jingang is a sacred place for cross talk, and Zhou Yuankai has heard many cross talks, but this is the first time that Jingang Xiaotaoyuan has "talked about learning to sing" to cheat people's money!
Guan Linger's Allegro was still beating, and Li Changqing and Zhou Shutong also arrived at the door of the senior VIP ward.

　ps: Entering the semi-fan status of "Under One Man", it will not be exactly the same as the original work, the author will play it by himself~ (ticket ticket)
　　
　
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