slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 123 A Bunch of Monsters
Back home, Cang Hai found that Shi Wei and Ping An were both sitting in the kiln, one holding a mobile phone and the other holding an IPAD, watching vigorously.

"Are you back?" Seeing Cang Hai come back, Shi Wei raised her head and said.

Cang Hai hummed, and asked the two of them, "Why haven't you returned to the house yet?"

Shi Wei said: "What time is it now, it's not time to sleep yet."

Pingan said: "I will be scolded by my father for using electricity at home, and I don't have this at home." He gestured to the IPAD in his hand.

"It's just right, the second grandpa gave a box of pastries, you all share it." He said and reached out to take the pastry box from Tie Tou's arms.

As soon as he got the box in his hands, Cang Hai felt something was wrong, because the box was empty, but when he looked down, he found that it was an empty box.

"Where did the pastry go?" Cang Hai saw the small hole in the corner of the box and understood what was going on, so he asked the iron head.

Tietou put on a very innocent expression, and at the same time stretched out his forehead that was nodding Hutou in the little black hand.

Hutou didn't have the consciousness of taking the blame at all now, he ran to Ping'an's side in a panic, and watched cartoons together.

"Don't point it out, Hutou doesn't like sweets."

Cang Hai saw that Tietou's little black hand had been swaying in the direction of Tiger's head, so he opened his mouth and said.

The iron head immediately withdrew its hand, then shrugged its head, making an appearance of pleading guilty. Of course, this appearance was also pretended, because when it lowered its head, it secretly glanced at Cang Hai, just in time to be caught by Cang Hai. Hai caught it right.

Shi Wei asked at this time: "What?"

"A box of pastries, but it's gone now, it's been eaten by Tietou." Cang Hai shook the empty box in his hand at Shi Wei, then pointed it at the trash can and threw it over.

"middle!"

Cang Hai immediately raised his arms happily when he hit the target, as a sign of victory.

Tietou is now realizing that he made a mistake, and seeing Cang Hai having so much fun, he rushed to the trash can with a shy face, picked it up again, and sent it back to Cang Hai as if offering a treasure.

"Put it back, what kind of hospitality are you showing, be honest and stand in the corner for me!" Cang Hai yelled at the iron head, and at the same time stretched out his finger to the corner.

Tie Tou walked to the corner of the wall with an aggrieved expression on his face, and slowly squatted down, turning his head to look at Cang Hai from time to time.

"What are you looking at, be honest, let you come out and come out again," Cang Hai said.

Seeing this, Shi Wei said to Cang Hai: "It's okay, what kind of quarrel are you and Tietou, isn't it just a box of pastries, just eat it after you eat it."

"It's not about a box of pastries. Put a box of things in its hands, and when it comes back, there is only an empty box left. I don't know where I learned the problem of picking hair," Cang Hai said.

Hearing what Cang Hai said, Shi Wei burst out laughing: "You still ask who you learned from, so naturally I learned from you. A chicken flew past your door, and it didn't take long before it became a dinner. Your behavior is far beyond the feathers of swallows, you must eat chickens."

After finishing speaking, Shi Wei felt coke herself, and laughed haha.

"What are you laughing at, your teeth are white, go home quickly, what a mess."

It's not good for Cang Hai to get angry at Shi Wei, so Ping An, who is being silly and happy, becomes a punching bag.

Hearing Cang Hai's words, he stood up safely, opened the door honestly with an oh, and went home.

Looking at the curtains at the entrance of his kiln, Cang Hai suddenly asked: "Do you think the curtains in my house are not suitable? Do you want to change them to be more breathable, or prevent the air circulation inside and outside?"

Cang Hai's thinking jumped too fast, Shi Wei didn't keep up, she was stunned for a while and said, "Why did you pull the curtain again, isn't the plastic curtain bad? I think it's pretty good!"

"No, I asked Grandpa to make a bamboo curtain, this thing looks bad," Cang Hai said.

Shi Wei said: "I'm afraid it's not the curtain that's upset, it's yours, right? Why is there something unsatisfactory?"

Cang Hai was about to speak, when suddenly the cell phone in his pocket rang, Cang Hai took it out and looked at it, and immediately beamed with joy, and shook the cell phone at Shi Wei: "My daughter-in-law!"

After speaking, he happily took the phone and entered the bedroom, and closed the door when he entered the bedroom.

Shi Wei's originally happy smile disappeared without a trace, and she changed into a dignified expression, as if she had thought for a while, turned her eyes and stood up, sneaking up to the bedroom door, sideways The ears want to hear what Cang Hai is talking about inside.

It's a pity that the sound insulation effect of Cang Hai's bedroom is very good. It's not like an ordinary kiln. You can hear a cough inside, but you can hear it clearly when standing outside. Now Cang Hai is talking on the phone in the bedroom, and Shi Wei is standing outside. In the living room, not to mention voices, there was no movement at all, and the only thumping sound was her own heartbeat.

"Why is this broken kiln so soundproof?" Shi Wei muttered.

After Shi Wei finished speaking, she turned her head and saw both Tie Tou and Hu Tou in the bedroom staring at her.

This made Shi Wei become a little angry from embarrassment: "What are you watching, you watch your cartoons, you stand honestly in the corner".

Tietou immediately turned his face away when he heard it, stretched out his little black hand to touch here and there boredly, Hutou moved his ears back and forth, and then looked down at the screen of the IPAD, not knowing that a dog can see it. It may be because the moving things on the screen made Hutou find it novel and amusing, and with his two dog eyes, he actually saw a dog face with a pensive expression.

"A room full of strange things!" Shi Wei muttered, turned and left Cang Hai's house.

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Early in the morning, Cang Hai got up to make breakfast, and when everyone was serving their meals or squatting or sitting to eat, Cang Hai spoke to Shi Wei and Ping An.

"The day after tomorrow I'm going to Shanghai..."

Hearing this, Ping An was taken aback, and asked curiously: "Brother, isn't there still a few days left? Why are you leaving the day after tomorrow? If this is earlier, there won't be many melons."

"How many are there? By the way, I have to go to the county this morning to rent a car. Your main task today is to pick melons in the field. After you pick them, put them away." Cang Hai turned his head and looked, He reached out and tapped the open space in the kitchen: "Let's just go here, go back and tell your grandfather, let him help me transport a car the day after tomorrow, and find two more people if Guaduo is there."

Shi Wei, who was sitting at the table and eating breakfast, glanced at Cang Hai, seeing his face full of peach blossoms, she felt confident, and said to Pingan: "Your brother didn't go early to sell melons, I'm afraid it's to get rid of demons." Waiting to meet his lover, look at him like that!"

Hearing what Shi Wei said, Cang Hai smiled and gave her a thumbs up.

Shi Wei rolled her eyes at Cang Hai, then lowered her eyelids and continued to eat breakfast, but in her heart she had a title of "Sperm Upper Brain" on Cang Hai's head.

"Are you going to see sister Qi Yue?" Ping An asked.

"Who is Qi Yue?" When Shi Wei heard that another woman appeared, Yu immediately turned her head to look at Cang Hai.

At this time, Cang Hai said to Ping An: "What nonsense, Qi Yue and I are just friends, not what you think."

What can Ping An think?This silly boy like Ping An just likes Qi Yue's beauty, and he is very happy with Qi Yue. As for other cares about Ping An, he doesn't have any. For a boy as big as Ping An, Ping An is definitely a pure white flower.

"Qi Yue, I didn't expect Cang Hai, you are a romantic person now." Shi Wei joked with a smile.

Cang Hai held the bowl in one hand, and stroked his hair with the other free hand, and sighed narcissistically: "Oh! There is no way to do this, who made me handsome and young and rich, girl It's normal to like me."

"vomit!"

Shi Wei opened her small mouth to retch, expressing her contempt for Cang Hai's narcissism.

While eating and chatting, after a meal, Cang Hai rolled out his own motorcycle, packed up and rode to the city, Cang Hai really wanted to drive the car, but the donkey cart had to stay so that Ping An could transport watermelons back ah.

After breakfast, he rode on the motorbike, and when he came to the city, after a bumpy road, Cang Hai felt his back hurt.

When he arrived at the gate of the nursery farm, Cang Hai put the motorcycle at the door of Wen Yiyi’s dormitory. Seeing that the car in the nursery farm was there, he drove the car and wanted to rent a car in the county town. Who knew that no one was willing to rent a car after wandering around all afternoon. Yes, I had to drive to the city.

It was already dark when we arrived in the city, and the car dealerships were closed, so Cang Hai had to find a hotel to stay and wait until the next morning to go to the car dealership.

After entering the hotel room, Cang Hai lay down on the bed, first called Shi Wei, said that he would not go back until tonight if the car was not rented, and at the same time arranged things for tomorrow, but in fact there was nothing wrong , nothing more than picking melons or something.

Putting down the phone, Cang Hai took off his clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

As soon as he came out, he found that the phone by the bed rang.

Cang Hai walked to the bedside table while wiping the water droplets from his hair, and picked up the phone with his hands.

"Hey, sir, do you want to chat with someone?"

As soon as the phone was connected, a female voice came from the other end.

"what?"

"Sir, you understand!"

"Chat? Don't!"

"It's not just for chatting." The person on the other end of the phone didn't give up.

"I really don't need it!"

After speaking, Cang Hai hung up the phone all at once.

After hanging up the phone, Cang Hai took out his mobile phone and called Lu Shu. After a few rings, just as Cang Hai was about to hang up, the call got through.

Cang Hai chatted with Lu Shu holding the phone, and the two had been chatting on video for a long time, when suddenly Cang Hai heard a very noisy movement in the corridor.

"What sound?" Lu Shu also heard it.

Cang Hai replied: "I don't know, I'll go and have a look."

When he reached the door, Cang Hai opened the door, and was suddenly startled, because there were two people standing at the door, still two people in police uniforms.

"Hello there!"

One policeman said hello, and another policeman walked sideways into the room.

Cang Hai frowned: "What are you doing?"

"Executing official duties, please cooperate!" said the policeman standing at the door.

The policeman who entered the room looked around and came out, shaking his head at his colleagues.

"I'm sorry to disturb your rest." The two policemen threw down a sentence and turned to leave.

(End of this chapter)