slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 151 I want to die

The three of them moved to the woods by the river. Not only did they know that there were more monkeys, but also the grass in the woods was less, and there were almost no thorny bushes. Shi Wei wore an iron head and a tiger head, happily like a The little tit jumped up and down and yelled and caught the cicada monkey.

After more than an hour, the three of them caught a whole small basket of cicada monkeys, which was a bumper harvest anyway.

"Let's go back and clean up the little basket, and come back to catch it!" Shi Wei patted the little basket on her waist and said happily.

Cang Hai said: "Forget it, let's catch them next time. If we catch them all, there will be no cicadas in a few years. Monkeys will eat them. Could it be possible to start raising them like outside?"

Shi Wei had never heard that cicada monkeys can be raised, so she opened her mouth and asked, "How do you raise this thing?"

Pingan said: "There are people who sell Zhidao eggs, that is, there are a dozen Zhidao eggs on a small straw stick, and the price is calculated by the number of Zhidao eggs. The person who bought it back Bury the little grass sticks in the ground, wait for three or four years, and the eggs will grow into cicadas, and the monkeys will crawl out of the ground."

Pingan knew it very well, and told Shi Wei the process of raising the monkey in detail.

"I didn't expect that!" It was the first time Shi Wei heard that monkeys could be raised, and it was also the first time she knew how to raise them.

"Okay, let's go back, let alone one meal, two meals are enough," Cang Hai said with a smile.

I harvested a basket today, no matter what, three people can eat two meals, this thing can't be eaten as a meal, let's fry it on a plate and count it as a dish.

The three returned to the village along the road by the river. The villagers they met along the way were all smiling, and they knew that everyone's harvest was pretty good without asking.

"Haiwazi, are you done catching?" Qiu Shanghua saw Cang Hai walking slowly, so he opened his mouth and asked.

Pingan said: "Grandma Qiu, we won't catch it anymore. The second brother said to catch a little bit, and we can catch it later. I'm afraid we will catch this thing."

Qiu Shanghua smiled and said: "That's right, my family won't catch any more, and I can get almost 200 yuan in the market. If you catch less, keep it for a long time, and you can exchange it for [-] yuan every year in the future. The salty money is used to make ".

Cang Hai smiled when he heard this, cheered up to Grandma Qiu, and took the big guy home.

At home, Cang Hai took the basket and said, "I'll wash the cicada monkey, it's safe, you give me the quail eggs too, you can go home and sleep."

Ping An hummed, then took out the quail eggs and put them in a small basin: "Second brother, do you want me to help?"

"It's okay, just scoop it up a couple of times, this thing is easy to wash, you can go back to sleep," Cang Hai said.

Ping An said to Cang Hai and Shi Wei: "If it's okay, Second Brother, Doctor Shi, I'll go home and go to bed."

Cang Hai nodded in agreement.

Shi Wei said: "Okay, I'll take a bath and go to sleep."

Now the Canghai family’s old house has also dug a toilet, but Shi Wei, besides going to the toilet, takes a bath and goes to the bathroom in Cang Hai’s bedroom, because at some point she fell in love with taking a bath, and using Shi Wei’s In other words, at the end of the day, it is more comfortable to take a hot bath.

Canghai has never taken a bath since it entered the summer. Canghai doesn’t like to use hot water when taking a bath in summer. He just soaks in cold water and feels indescribably comfortable all over his body. How can it take five or six minutes to fill it up? A pool of water, and then toss out a pool of bubbles to take a bath, it is not enough trouble.

Solar energy is installed in the house, after a whole day of exposure to the sun, the water will be hot when released, not to mention that cold water can't go down people at all, so it doesn't cost electricity, so Shi Wei just let Shi Wei soak it every now and then. .

Shi Wei was going to take a bath. Cang Hai began to wash the cicada monkeys. Some cicada monkeys crawled out with mud hanging on their bodies. Now Cang Hai washed the cicada monkeys with mud and put salt on them. Let’s put it together, if this thing doesn’t use salt, it will peel off its skin tomorrow morning, and it will directly turn into an adult cicada. In that case, it can’t be eaten, so after catching a cicada monkey, Canghai usually chooses to use salt code In this way, it will not become a worm, and secondly, it will not deteriorate.

After washing the cicada monkey and draining the water, Canghai grabbed the salt to pickle the cicada monkey, then turned a basin on top of the basin, and pressed a brick on the top basin to prevent the village from Cats, as well as wild animals outside, come to steal food.

After dealing with the monkey, Cang Hai washed the quail eggs again. Seeing that Shi Wei hadn’t soaked them well in the bath, he simply boiled the quail eggs again. After they were cooked, he peeled off the shells and put them in the refrigerator, ready to make soup tomorrow. when using.

As soon as he finished handling the quail eggs and put the plate into the refrigerator, Cang Hai saw Shi Wei walking out of the room, wrapped in a big bath towel.

"Oh, so careless today?"

Cang Hai said jokingly.

After the relationship between the two became normal, Shi Wei no longer closed the bedroom door when taking a shower, but it was the first time she came out wearing a bath towel like today.

"Cang Hai, have you seen my underwear?" Shi Wei helped untie the towel with one hand, and flipped through it on the sofa with the other.

"Go home and look for it, why do I have your underwear here?" Cang Hai thought this question was a bit funny.

Shi Wei said: "No, I obviously took all the clothes I needed to change into the bathroom. Who knew that when I was looking for them after washing, I found that the underwear was gone. To be exact, the underwear was gone, and everything else was still there. of".

"Don't worry, there are no underpants thieves in our village yet, take your time to find them," Cang Hai said.

Shi Wei said: "You can help me find it."

"I'm a 24K pure old man, help you find underwear? Don't do it, I can't afford to lose this person," Cang Hai said.

"Help me pull the sofa." Shi Wei was anxious about her underwear now, and began to arouse Cang Hai.

Cang Hai had no choice but to put his hands on the sofa and move it away, the sofa was empty, there was not much dust and there was no Shi Wei's underwear at all.

After moving two more pieces of furniture, Cang Hai said dumbfoundedly: "I said, how could your underwear fall under the display cabinet, you are really good at it!"

"I remember I brought it here." Shi Wei was a little anxious here.

Cang Hai said: "Maybe it was thrown somewhere by you, you go back and find a clean one to replace it, in all likelihood, you didn't bring it back."

Shi Wei couldn't make up her mind now, so she thought for a while and said, "Then I'll go back and look for it. If I can't find it, I have to wash one."

Hearing Shi Wei's words, Cang Hai couldn't help but gave her a thumbs up: "You are really good! The clothes you changed are not washed right away, save them up?"

"Are you busy these two days?" Shi Wei said.

Cang Hai was too embarrassed to talk about her, so he could only sigh, and pushed Shi Wei's messy sofa back to its original position.

Wrapped in a bath towel, Shi Wei hugged her clothes and went back to her room. Cang Hai took a shower and lay down on the bed. She tried to call Lu Shu, but when she heard that the phone was turned off again, she sighed and covered her. Put on a blanket and sleep.

The characteristic of cave dwellings is that they are warm in winter and cool in summer. The hotter it is outside, the cooler the cave dwelling will be. It’s like there is no need for air conditioning or not. If you lie on the bed at night without a cover, you will easily catch cold.

And this kind of coolness is natural coolness, which is much more comfortable than the cool wind blown by the air conditioner. Anyone who has slept in a summer kiln knows how attractive this kind of comfort is.

He was sleeping happily, when suddenly Cang Hai felt that someone was pushing him and calling his name at the same time.

Opening his eyes, Cang Hai found Shi Wei standing beside his bed, rubbed his eyes in a daze, Cang Hai found that he didn't have hallucinations.

"I said, what are you doing in my bedroom so early in the morning?" Cang Haihai said as he straightened up and sat on the bed, and yawned after he finished speaking.

Shi Wei said in a low voice: "My panties hanging outside are gone again!"

"What?" Cang Hai felt that his brain was not working well, and it took him a while to recover, and he opened his mouth and asked, "Are you sure?"

"I'm not sure about this. The underwear I just washed yesterday was hanging on the clothesline outside. When I woke up in the morning, I wanted to wear it. Who knew that I was missing one piece? It was still underwear." Shi Wei had a serious face. Said.

Cang Hai thinks this is a big deal, why is there a underwear thief in the village?After thinking about it, Cang Hai thought it was impossible, no one living in the village could do such a dirty thing.

Scratching his head, Cang Hai lifted the quilt.

"Acridine, what are you doing?"

In an instant, Shi Wei turned her face away.

"I'm wearing long trousers! Now I know I'm embarrassed, why didn't I think about it when I came here early in the morning?" Cang Hai lifted the quilt and got out of bed.

Shi Wei turned her face away, just about to talk to Cang Hai, suddenly stared blankly at Cang Hai's bed, her face suddenly turned like an apple.

Cang Hai looked at Shi Wei's appearance, and was about to tease her, but when Cang Hai followed Shi Wei's eyes and saw the things on his bed, he was suddenly dumbfounded.

Just under her quilt, she covered a pink underpants with countless small flower bones printed on it, and a corner was mischievously exposed.

Shi Wei walked to the bed with a straight face, bent over and lifted the quilt, and found that not only one pair, but also a pair of light blue patterned underwear were also in Cang Hai's quilt.

Shi Wei silently picked up the two pairs of underwear she had lost, and walked to the door without saying a word.

Cang Hai was stunned, no matter how he thought about it, he never thought that Shi Wei's underwear would appear on his bed. Seeing that Shi Wei was about to leave, he immediately shouted at Shi Wei: "That!"

Hearing Cang Hai's voice, Shi Wei stopped, but did not turn her head.

"I really don't know how this... this, your that... that, how did it get to my bed?" Cang Hai now has a feeling that he wants to die.

Cang Hai didn't know why Shi Wei's underwear appeared under his quilt.

"I know!"

After Shi Wei whispered something, she lifted her foot and left Cang Hai's bedroom.

Seeing that Shi Wei was gone, Cang Hai wished he could slap himself, and said to himself: "What the hell, the yellow mud falling into the crotch is either shit or shit!"

Dazed for a while, Cang Hai said to himself: "Could it be possible that I have a problem with sleepwalking? Impossible, I don't have such perverted hobbies!"

Cang Hai immediately went crazy: "I want to die!"

(End of this chapter)