slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 153 Liar?

Oh oh oh!Oh oh oh!
The first crowing sound came from Canghai's ears, and a carp in Canghai turned over and got out of bed, without even wearing shoes, ran out of the bedroom with Xiao, and ran directly to the place where he put his IPAD at the door of the living room.

As soon as he walked out of the bedroom door, Cang Hai saw that the IPAD he had placed on the shelf was no longer on the shelf, but in the hands of Tie Tou, and thought to himself: No!

Snatching the IPAD from the stunned Tietou, Cang Hai opened the thing he recorded yesterday, ordered some snacks, and immediately cooled down, because he didn’t record much at all, and only recorded for half an hour before and after. At that time, the last scene was still that thief-looking face of Tie Tou.

"Are you stupid!"

Cang Hai stretched out his hand and grabbed the hair on the iron head, and asked angrily.

Tietou was a little dumbfounded all of a sudden, but he stretched out his little black hand firmly, pointed at Hutou lying on the doorway, and kept screaming.

"Don't pull the tiger's head for me, let's see if it's you in the end? This can also depend on the tiger's body, you can do it!" Cang Hai pointed at the orangutan face on the ipad and began to train the iron head.

Shi Wei just walked in at this time, and saw Cang Hai wearing boxer underpants, bare upper body, not even wearing shoes on his feet, and saw Tie Tou shrinking his forehead, squatting on the ground with his hands hanging by his sides Deputy Shuang looked like beating eggplants, and immediately asked: "What's the matter? What kind of crazy are you smoking in the morning!"

"I was about to take pictures of the thief who stole underwear, and this thing disrupted my plan in the middle of the night," Cang Hai said angrily.

Shi Wei said: "You can't take pictures without disturbing, and I didn't lose my underwear today."

"What if it is lost?" Cang Hai said angrily.

"Okay, I don't mind this matter, what do you mind?" Shi Wei said with a smile.

After hearing this, Cang Hai immediately replied: "It's not like the shit pot is on your forehead, of course you don't mind."

"Okay, I know it's alright, isn't it good for you?" Shi Wei said with a smile again.

Cang Hai said: "What do you mean, it's not me!"

"Okay, let's cook quickly, we have to go to town after eating early." Shi Wei stretched out her hand and pulled the iron head to her side.

Tie Tou immediately took advantage of the opportunity to hide behind Shi Wei. After a while, he stretched out his head and took a peek at Cang Hai. Seeing that Cang Hai was still looking at him angrily, he shrank his head back to Shi Wei's. behind.

"Second brother, are you awake?"

The voice of peace sounded.

Cang Hai glared at Tie Tou again, and before returning to the bedroom, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Tie Tou's forehead, causing Tie Tou to jump outside immediately covering his head.

After changing his clothes, he came to the kitchen, Cang Hai started to make breakfast, because he had to hurry today, so he ordered a few bowls of noodles for breakfast, within 10 minutes, the three of Cang Hai finished their noodles and were ready to go.

Shi Wei went back to her room to get her small bag, and went to set up the car safely, while Cang Hai handed over Tie Tou and Hu Tou to Wei Wenkui, asking him to look after them for two days.

After the car was harnessed, the sky outside began to light up, Cang Hai drove the car, Shi Wei sat on the other side of the car, and Ping An sat in the middle of the car, and the three of them headed to town.

In the morning, the temperature was not high and it was cool. Canghai let the ugly donkey trot. When we arrived in the town, it was only after [-] o'clock in the morning. The three of us arrived at the nursery and entrusted the ugly donkey to the nursery to take care of it. The Buick commercial vehicle ran towards the provincial capital.

Around 09:30, Cang Hai drove to the gate of Shiwei’s dormitory.

Shi Wei’s dormitory is right next to the hospital, but it’s just a separate courtyard. There are two small four-story buildings similar to student dormitories, and several separate small courtyards. I don’t know whether they are for people to live in or for What to do, the yard is quite small anyway.

Originally, Cang Hai wanted to drive the car into the yard, but he was stopped at the door, and the gatekeeper refused to let in, he had to get a pass to get in, so Shi Wei asked Cang Hai to park the car on the road outside the door By the way, anyway, I brought a small trolley, just pull the luggage over.

In this case, Cang Hai had no choice but to find a place to park on the side of the road, regardless of whether the traffic police would post a sticker, anyway, Cang Hai found the side of the road and stopped the car.

The three of them arrived at the door of Shi Wei's dormitory, and there was another problem with Shi Wei, and she couldn't open the door with the key in her hand.

"What's going on!" Shi Wei tried several times, but the door couldn't be opened.

Cang Hai asked: "Did you remember the wrong room?"

Shi Wei gave Cang Hai a blank look: "I've lived here for two years, can I still recognize the wrong place?"

"Then what do we do now?" Cang Hai asked.

Shi Wei dialed out the key, ignored Cang Hai, took out the phone from her pocket and started dialing.

Shi Wei made a phone call, and Cang Hai moved to Ping An's side. The two brothers looked down through the railing. Most of the dormitories were young girls. In the dormitory of the hospital, there were either young nurses or young doctors. Most of them were young nurses, all of them young and beautiful, it happened to be summer again, and they had few clothes on them, many of them were shaking white legs, which made Cang Hai feel like he was back in his school days.

Pingan also looked at it with a smirk, looked at it for a while and said to Cang Hai: "Second brother, the women in the city are so beautiful!"

Cang Hai smiled and reached out to pat Ping An's head: "I'm just thinking about something good!"

"It's already beautiful, second brother, look at that, half of the chest is exposed, it's really so white."

Ping An stared straight at a girl passing by downstairs. This girl had a huge chest and was wearing a suspenders. Even if she walked by her head, she could reach the career line deep in her chest. Half the ball fell into the kid's eyes.

This guy Ping'an was a bit stupid, and he didn't have any wrong thoughts in his heart, so his voice was not low, and the girl downstairs heard his words directly.

The girl's willow eyebrows were upside down, she looked up at Ping'an, and pointed at Ping'an like a little pepper: "What are you looking at! Go home and see your old lady."

Ping An is a sincere person, and he opened his mouth and said, "My mother is not as good-looking as you, really."

Hearing this, the face of the girl below turned green with anger.The girl thought that Ping An was trying to debug her, but in fact Ping An had a solid eye. He told the truth, Ping An’s old lady Yan Meijuan, not to mention her age, even if she was in her twenties, her flattery was no match for the little head nurse in front of her. Beautiful, this is the truth without any falsehood, the kind of 24 pure gold.

Seeing that the girl was going to leave, Cang Hai immediately grabbed Ping An, pulled the guy back, and said to the girl, "I'm sorry, my brother is a bit stupid, he didn't mean it."

"You are not good people!" The girl said, then twisted her waist and entered the building, disappearing.

Ping An was still a little unhappy, after being dragged back by Cang Hai, he muttered to himself, "It's so beautiful!"

"Look at it later, don't talk nonsense!" Cang Hai said.

After she finished speaking, she turned her face and saw that Shi Wei was staring at her with big eyes like copper bells, and immediately squeezed out a little smile on her face: "Ping An, this kid didn't see the girls in the border city fighting in Xia Tian. , don't blame him".

"It doesn't matter if it's safe, I'm afraid it's some people's mentality... tsk! Fuck!" Shi Wei pouted and said.

Hearing this, Cang Hai was not happy: "I said you never finished, I said I didn't do that!"

Boo!Cang Hai thought of the theft of Shi Wei's underwear again, and the good mood brought up by the cool dresses of the summer girls disappeared all of a sudden.

"I didn't say anything!" Seeing that Cang Hai was really annoyed, Shi Wei immediately changed the subject: "Okay, let's go out for a stroll and come back after twelve o'clock!"

"What's wrong?" Cang Hai asked.

"The locks of the dormitories have been changed. I don't have a key, and they can't leave when they are at work. They asked me to get the keys. I thought about it and waited for them to come back at noon before moving, so as not to accidentally mess up other people's things. Messed up," Shi Wei said.

Cang Hai thought about it for a while and thought it was good, in case someone else couldn't find something, maybe there would be some gossip behind their backs. Girls' affairs are much more troublesome than men's, just like being in school. Zhou Xinhui often complained to Cang Hai about these trivial matters.

With more than two hours left, Cang Hai said: "Then why not, let's find a place to eat first, and wait while we eat."

Anyway, Shi Wei came to carry the luggage, it seems that Shi Wei and the dormmates are getting along well, so Cang Hai stopped thinking about inviting everyone to dinner.

Hearing what Cang Hai said, Shi Wei felt that she was hungry too, so she nodded and said, "Alright, I know a small restaurant that is good, the taste is good and the price is affordable, so let's go there!"

After speaking, Shi Wei dragged Ping An to go downstairs, leaving Cang Hai behind, and while walking, Shi Wei also taught Ping An: "Ping An, don't do this in the future, boys comment loudly on women in public The body of a person is very impolite...".

Cang Hai looked at the two, heaved a long sigh and raised his legs to follow behind them.

After leaving the gate of the dormitory, turn left for more than 200 meters, enter a narrower alley, and walk more than 200 meters inward to a small fly restaurant.

"Doctor Shi, I haven't seen you for a long time. Where have you been?"

The owner of the restaurant is a 40-year-old middle-aged man, tall and thin, and his image is very different from that of ordinary restaurant owners. Seeing Shi Wei coming in, he immediately greeted Shi Wei with a smile.Obviously, Shi Wei did not come to this restaurant less often to eat in the past.

"I went to the countryside during this time, and the boss brought us a pickled cabbage fish. If there is black fish, make black carp. If there is no black fish, make herring. Don't ask for silver carp. In addition, is there any Maoxuewang? Let's have a serving, and some green vegetables with garlic and mashed vegetables will be enough for the three of us, right?" Shi Wei was not polite here, and directly reported the name of the dishes without asking Cang Hai.

The boss listened and nodded: "Enough, enough, in fact, there is no need to order vegetarian dishes."

"You also want green vegetables, what else do you want to eat?"

After reporting the name of the dish, Shi Wei asked Cang Hai.

Cang Hai said: "I can do anything."

Just like that, the three of them found a table and sat down. It was only ten o'clock in the morning, and there were no customers at the table except Cang Hai. Talking nonsense with Shi Wei and the others.

The taste of the dishes is not bad, of course Cang Hai thinks that the boss's craftsmanship is at most [-]% to [-]% of his own level, but it is quite good in this small alley.

After eating at eleven o'clock, the small restaurant was full of people, and there were quite a few people. After a while, four or five long tables were filled with people, not only full of people, but also people waiting for tables. It was not easy for the three of them to occupy the table anymore, so Cang Hai paid for the bill, and the three of them started walking along the alley, so that they could digest their food after dinner.

After exiting the intersection and reaching the side of the main road, Ping An found a group of people forming a circle, and they didn't know what they were watching.

Seeing the excitement, Ping An happily squeezed in, and said to Cang Hai as he squeezed in, "Brother, maybe someone is playing monkey!"

As soon as Cang Hai heard it, he knew that Ping'an had lost his mind. This kid thought that the provincial capital was a big fair in the town, and there were people waiting to set up a stall and play monkey tricks!
"Forget it, let's take a look too." Cang Hai thought that there was nothing wrong anyway, so after saying something to Shi Wei, he followed Ping An and squeezed into the crowd.

As soon as he squeezed in, Pingan found that the crowd was not watching the monkey show, because there was no monkey showman in the middle, only a girl who looked about [-] years old in plain clothes, and there was a sign in front of the girl with a string of characters written on it.

Ping An couldn't read the characters, so he had to turn to Cang Hai for help: "Brother, what's written on it?"

Cang Hai frowned when he saw this, and thought: I have met another lazy female liar!
(End of this chapter)