slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 156

Pingan was driving the car in front, Cang Hai and Shi Wei were chatting side by side, Hutou, who saw his master coming home, ran around happily, rubbing Cang Hai with his body from time to time, only Tie The head is now at the end of the line.

Boom!
When Cang Hai turned around, he saw that the iron head dropped another piece of shit, and immediately laughed at it: "Look at this dress, it's really beautiful, I'll kill you bastard!"

The clothes on Tie Tou were originally bought for Cang Hai, how tall is Tie Tou and how tall is Cang Hai?So the clothes on Tietou's body are almost equivalent to a robe. If it wasn't for the wrong color, Cang Hai would feel a bit like the scene in Journey to the West where Monkey King puts on Bi Mawen's official uniform.

The clothes were almost dragged to the ground, and the two arms were completely shrunk to the sleeves, but the iron head still felt that he was beautiful. The only downside was that the iron head would step on the corner of the clothes from time to time, and then tripped a dog by the clothes Eat shit, like it is now.

The road is only tens of meters long, and the iron head has fallen no less than four times, but the iron head who is willing to go all out for the sake of beauty doesn't want to take off his clothes. He grinned threateningly, even if the person who came was Cang Hai.

Seeing the iron head being thrown now, Cang Hai felt relieved.

Shi Wei turned her head at this time, took a look and pulled Tietou up from the ground, and said to Cang Hai: "I will change my clothes when I get home, and I will buy some for Tietou next time I go home. I wear my child's clothes, which are too big."

"It's up to you, I don't know what kind of evil an orangutan did, and he insists on wearing clothes." Cang Hai looked at the iron and said a little speechlessly.

"It's not worth a lot of money, you're really stingy" Shi Wei said while walking forward while pulling the iron head.

"What do you want to eat tonight?" Cang Hai didn't want to continue talking about Tietou's shit, so he turned around and asked Shi Wei what he wanted to eat tonight.

Shi Wei thought for a while and said: "It's such a hot weather, feel free to get something light, it's safe, what do you want to eat?"

"Chicken for nothing!" Ping An said.

After hearing this, Cang Hai shouted at Hutou: "Hutou, go catch a chicken, pick up the big one!"

Hearing what Cang Hai said, Hutou ran away in a hurry, and got into the woods along the downhill road, and then heard a burst of clucking, clucking, clucking, and clucking. The sound of trampling and breaking branches in the woods sounded quite lively anyway.

"anything else?"

"Anything else," Ping An said.

"Row!"

At the door of the house, Ping An went to unload the car, while Cang Hai took a bamboo basket from the kitchen, carried it in his hand and walked towards the vegetable garden downhill.

When he arrived at the vegetable garden, Cang Hai took a look at his own vegetables. The green vegetables made Cang Hai feel much better. Cang Hai was going to let go of the green vegetables in front tonight, so he poured a piece of water the size of a ping-pong ball. Put the radishes in the basket, then picked a handful of beans, and finally saw the tenderness of his own tomatoes, so he picked one and ate it while continuing to stroll around in his vegetable garden.

Turned around and finally saw the cucumbers on the shelf, reached out and picked two and put them in the basket, after thinking about it, he picked another bitter melon, and when he was about to turn around and leave, he found that there was a small melon on the shelf over there. A few small cantaloupe grew pretty well, so I reached out and picked a few and put them in the basket.

After leaving the vegetable garden, he closed the door of the vegetable garden and was about to go uphill when he saw Wei Wenkui coming back from downhill.

"Uncle Wei, what are you doing here?"

Wei Wenkui said: "I've put water in the field, are you going to make dinner?"

"Yeah, come to my house to eat?"

Wei Wenkui smiled and said, "No need, I steamed pancakes at home."

After a few words of politeness, the two of them walked up the slope side by side.

After walking two steps, Cang Hai's phone rang, and he took out the phone and put it to his ear: "Hello?"

"Cang Hai?" Zheng Bowei's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"It's me, why did you remember to call me today?" Cang Hai asked with a smile.

Zheng Bowei said: "Let me tell you something. In the next few days, everyone will gather at the high school reunion. Do you have time to go?"

"High school reunion?" Cang Hai thought for a while and said, "I know, I will go if I have time."

"That's fine!" Zheng Bowei didn't say much, and the two brothers hung up the phone after chatting for a few words.

Back home, Hutou had caught a big rooster and came back. The rooster was still struggling, but was pressed firmly to the ground by Hutou.

Seeing that Shi Wei was cutting the bottom half of the clothes with scissors, Cang Hai originally wanted to say that it would be impossible to cut like this, but then changed to another sentence: "Zheng Bowei called just now and said that two days after high school Class reunion, do you want to go?"

After hearing this, Shi Wei didn't even think about it, she shook her head and said, "No, it's boring!"

"What's the matter?" Cang Hai walked back to the pool, put down the basket and started washing vegetables.

Shi Wei said: "I don't remember many people, and some of these people have made a fortune, and they look annoying if they are doing well. You didn't go to the class reunion a few years ago, and some people made a big fuss in the end. played a game".

"Who?" Cang Hai asked casually.

To be honest, Cang Hai didn't want to go either, because Cang Hai didn't remember many people, and he didn't remember many people when he was in school, let alone now.But Zheng Bowei said that he was in his hometown again, and it seemed a little bad not to go.

Shi Wei said: "I advise you not to go, it's really boring. I don't remember a few people at first, and it's boring to pretend to be a snake with a forced smile. The most important thing is that some people have made a little money and become petty officials. Oh my god, I wish everyone could know about that flamboyance. At the end of the show that day, one of them pinned another person with a car, and even raised his hand, saying that he looked down on him or something... ".

"...Is it not possible?" Cang Hai was a little afraid to imagine this scene, what kind of person would be able to do it when high school classmates do it in the street.

"I was there at the time! That scene was so embarrassing and embarrassing, and finally the police were called in. I haven't seen each other for so many years. Some people have changed too much. Not everyone is like Zheng Bowei and Li Fang. Like Zhao Changchun." Shi Wei's face was very disdainful.

"Then I will call and tell Zheng Bowei that I have something to do," Cang Hai said.

Shi Wei said: "Say it for me too."

"Okay!" Cang Hai nodded.

After wiping his hands with a towel, Cang Hai took out his phone and called Zheng Bowei, saying that he and Shi Wei couldn't go because he had something to do that day, and asked him to express his apology on his behalf.

After hearing this, Zheng Bowei said: "It's fine if you don't go, I can't make money here, or I won't go!"

"Then you still go?" Cang Hai said.

Zheng Bowei said: "There is no way, a guy is working in the urban management office now, and I happen to be in the area he manages. If I don't go, I won't give face, and this guy is quite cautious. I guess Shi Wei won't go."

"Why?" Cang Hai asked.

"During the last gathering, that guy looked at Shi Wei with lecherous eyes, and this time he took the initiative to invite everyone to reunite, so he might have some idea in his mind," Zheng Bowei said.

"I don't care, who did I go to school with in high school? An urban management officer is so awesome." Cang Hai was even more speechless now.

"Although he is just a small boss of the urban management, he is so awesome. Let me tell you, this guy has slept with at least seven or eight women in my area, especially not a thing. Haven't you heard a jingle? , the wife is tasteless, the lover is too tired, laid-off girls are the most affordable, it is better to have a class reunion, break up a couple is a couple!" Zheng Bowei said with a smile.

Cang Hai laughed and cursed after hearing this: "What a mess!"

"The reality is like this. I told you that Xu Hui was put to sleep by him. Xu Hui's husband even went to his house to make trouble. The police said that he voluntarily volunteered and finally let it go," Zheng Bowei said.

Cang Hai asked, "Who is Xu Hui?"

"I'm stupid, forget it, you don't know if I tell you, the girl who didn't say a word before, worked in a paper mill after graduating from high school, and then the paper mill collapsed, and she came out to set up a small stall, and then she was fucked by this guy." Zheng Bowei Said.

"Okay, I won't talk about it, I'm sick, I won't chat with you anymore, I'm cooking here," Cang Hai said.

"Then hang up." Zheng Bowei hung up the phone.

Putting down the phone, Cang Hai also said: "What kind of shit is this?"

"Open your eyes?" Shi Wei looked up at Cang Hai and asked.

"Forget it, cook," Cang Hai said.

Putting down this bad thing, Cang Hai concentrated on cooking, and waited for Ping An to take care of the chicken. Cang Hai boiled a pot of water, put the ingredients into the chicken belly, folded the chicken feet into the chicken belly, and held the chicken head After passing through the water several times to tighten the chicken skin, put the chicken in clean water and cover the pot to cook.

When the chicken is cooked, cut it into pieces, put it on a plate, adjust the ingredients and serve it on the table.

After eating, I tidied up and waited until it got dark. Cang Hai took out his projector and started playing movies on the platform. Come over for a snack and watch a movie.

Halfway through the movie, Cang Hai's cell phone rang, and he walked to the side with the cell phone, Cang Hai answered the phone, the call was from Lu Shu.

As soon as the phone was connected, Lu Shu asked on the other end of the phone, "Why is it so noisy?"

Cang Hai smiled and said, "The folks are watching a movie at the door."

"Oh, let me tell you, I originally said that I would go to your place for a few days to stay for a while. I have a new mission here, and I am going to Europe. I have a red notice to prepare for self-defense. My colleagues and I Go over and escort him back," Lu Shu said.

"How many days?" Cang Hai asked.

Lu Shu said: "I can't tell, if it is fast, it will take four or five days, if it is slow, I won't know."

Hearing this, Cang Hai was quite disappointed. Originally, Lu Shu said that she would have a small vacation after finishing her busy work, and she would come to stay for a few days, but now it is obviously impossible.

"I'm sorry, honey, I'll make it up to you when I come back, woo!" Lu Shu gave Cang Hai a kiss on the other end of the phone.

"It's okay, work is important." Cang Hai could only say generously.

After chatting for a few words, Cang Hai hung up the phone, and returned to his recliner, feeling a little distracted.

Seeing Cang Hai's preoccupied look, Shi Wei asked, "What's the matter?"

"It's okay, Lu Shu can't make up her mind, and suddenly she has a mission," Cang Hai said.

After hearing this, Shi Wei said "oh" and stopped talking.

At this time, I heard Liu Aifen say: "Wen Kui, what do you think about what I told you yesterday?"

Wei Wenkui said: "Auntie, let me think about it. I am so old, what else can I look for, and my family is so poor."

Liu Aifen said: "Why are you poor? Besides, you are only in your forties, and you are waiting for a few children to get married, and you will spend the rest of the decades alone?"

Hearing this, Cang Hai came back to his senses, and opened his mouth to ask: "Uncle Wei wants to find a wife?"

"There is a widow in the town who wants to find someone to marry with two children. The two children are [-] and [-]. I will ask your uncle if you agree. If you agree, I will tell someone." Liu Aifen said.

"Good thing!" Cang Hai said.

Wei Wenkui said: "Good thing? The two daughter-in-laws in the family haven't married yet, so I'll find one myself first? Besides, this kind of marriage will cost a lot of money..."

"Don't think about it yet, go meet him! I've accepted him here," Liu Aifen said.

Wei Wenkui nodded and said, "That's fine, I'll see you another day."

"Don't change it, let's do it tomorrow. I'll give someone a call. Tomorrow afternoon, you go to the town to meet him. Let's talk about whether it's suitable or not," Liu Aifen said.

Wei Wenkui nodded when he heard this, and it was accepted.

Thinking about this matter, Cang Hai couldn't help shaking his head.

Shi Wei wanted to ask, but it was difficult to ask in front of Wei Wenkui. After the movie was over and everyone dispersed, Shi Wei asked about it.

Cang Hai said: "[-]% of this matter will never be done. The two children are about to get married soon. How can Old Uncle Wei get so much money to arrange the marriage? He has three of them in his own family. His niece Changli is very good. She is a good girl." It doesn't cost much money for a girl to get married, and his two sons are bottomless pits, so how could he make himself feel uncomfortable again, besides, women also want to find someone to rely on, and people like Uncle Wei may not like it Eye".

Shi Wei understood after listening and thinking for a while.

As expected by Cang Hai, Wei Wenkui went to see him, and there was nothing more to say. He was not happy at all, and disliked that Wei Wenkui's family was too poor, and couldn't give his mother the life she wanted.

(End of this chapter)