slack farmer in the wasteland
Chapter 201
Chapter 201
Cang Hai was wrapped in a quilt all over his body, and his whole body was bent into the shape of a big shrimp. He was curled up in a corner of the tent, snoring lightly, his sleep sounded sweet.
The temperature in the valley at night is very low, the loess land has little vegetation, and the air is very muddy at night. Even if it is four hours after dark in summer, the heat left by the sun during the day has dissipated. Now there are only about seven in the valley. Octave look.
This kind of temperature is just right for you to sleep well wrapped in a quilt, and Canghai is guaranteed by the Tree of Life, so that no badgers and the like will come to disturb your melon fields again, so you don’t have to sleep too much What are you waiting for?
Sleeping beautifully, Cang Hai held hands with Lu Shu and ran on the beach in his dream. Although the two ran like a four-rate romance drama filmed by a crappy third-rate director, Cang Hai was still happy and affectionate Staring at Lu Shu who was holding her hand and showing her small white teeth with a smile, she let her laugh like a silver bell, dragging her hand and running along the beach.
It's just that it's a little weird in my heart, because Cang Hai finds that Lu Shu's face will be replaced by Shi Wei's from time to time, and sometimes Zhou Xinhui's.
When Cang Hai was held by Lu Shu, who was holding her skirt, and stepped on the soft sand, from time to time, small cool waves would rush over the feet, and then as the waves receded, the mud on their feet would be swept away. Sha, the guy in the whole small screen is called a beauty.
I don't know how long I ran, but I didn't feel tired anyway. When Cang Hai raised his head, he found that Lu Shu was looking at him with a resentful face, less than five meters away from the two of them. At this time, Cang Hai was shocked. , Then look at the one who is holding my hand, who knows when it was actually Zhou Xinhui's old lady.
I saw Zhou Xinhui's old lady cheering at Cang Hai: "Good son-in-law, come and sit at home often!"
The good guy was so frightened that Cang Hai broke out in cold sweat all over his body, and immediately wanted to shake off the old man's hand, but he couldn't shake it off no matter what.
Especially the smile of this old woman is terrifying, the whole face looks like smiling, but the eyes are not smiling at all, not only is there no smile, the whites of the eyes are not visible, the whole eyes are completely black, like two eyes that can swallow everything. The deep hole is like the entrance of hell, it seems that looking into her eyes can hear the screams of the undead being tortured by the evil spirits of hell.
This time Cang Hai was startled awake.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he heard someone calling his name in a daze.
"Cang Hai, Cang Hai! Hurry up and wake up!"
"Second brother, why are you kicking me!"
The two voices became clearer and clearer. Cang Hai woke up and saw the faces of Li Liren and Ping An vaguely in front of him. After a while, Cang Hai understood through the starlight outside. Excited, Ping An's face was full of grievances.
"what's wrong?"
"Shh! It's coming!" Li Liren put his finger to his mouth, made a silent movement, and then pointed outside.
As for Ping'an, the soft beach that Cang Haimeng stepped on was this kid. Although he didn't use much force, Ping'an still felt a little sore all over his body.
"What's the matter with you?" Cang Hai asked Ping An in a low voice.
Pingan said: "Tread me while sleeping and dreaming!"
In the dream, the beach that Cang Hai stepped on was Ping An's body. As for the waves touching his feet, it was on Ping An's soft belly. How could Ping An feel better after Cang Hai stepped on it?
"Okay, wasn't I dreaming? I'm sorry, okay?" Cang Hai couldn't help it, who can control this dream.
After speaking, he turned to Li Liren and asked, "Grandpa Liren, what's going on?"
"Badger, listen to the movement outside!" Li Liren said in a low voice.
Cang Hai pricked up his ears when he heard it, and immediately felt furious, and blurted out: "I knew this bastard was unreliable!"
Cang Hai didn’t expect that the tree of life would start to play tricks on the front foot, saying that the badger would not come again, and now that he didn’t even last half a day, the badger yelled how happy he was again Humming, he came here to harm his watermelon patch, can Cang Hai not be angry?
"Which bastard? What does this have to do with being reliable?" Li Liren was puzzled, and asked Cang Hai curiously.
"It's nothing, the bastard refers to the badger outside, this thing is so courageous, it looks like this is going to come every day to harm my watermelon field," Cang Hai immediately explained in a small way.
Li Liren said: "It's funny what you said, wild things don't know anything, come if there is something delicious, it's just strange, how come there is only one badger, such a good melon only attracts one badger? "
Li Liren also doesn't have the time to worry about Cang Hai's language, nor is he in the mood to think whether Cang Hai's explanation is reasonable or not. Now he is speaking softly about the doubts in his heart, while listening carefully to the movement outside the tent.
Cang Hai pricked up his ears to listen, then opened his mouth and asked softly, "Where's the dog?"
"Outside, I got drunk and didn't let them call out! Go, be careful not to make too much noise, there is a pitchfork outside the tent, when the time comes, take care of it, and pierce it if you have a chance, don't look at this thing It's not big, but don't take it seriously, it's fierce." Li Liren stretched out his hand and said to the two while pulling the zipper of the tent.
The three of them sleep together, so there is no trouble to put on clothes now. As soon as the zipper of the tent is opened, and the cool wind blows outside, Cang Hai can't help shivering, and the shivering is complete. I suddenly woke up, and my brain seemed to be working very well.
After putting on his shoes, Cang Hai picked up a three-strand pitchfork next to him, waiting for Li Liren's order.
At this time, Cang Hai looked towards the melon field, and found a small black shadow crawling on a big watermelon, and then gnawed and groaned. From time to time, he could hear the crackling sound of the melon rind, as if in the middle of the night. It's like someone is chewing a bone.Even in the environment where there is a bit of wind and grass from time to time, the sound of badgers gnawing on watermelon is very obvious, and it is a bit piercing, slightly like the sound of scratching a blackboard with nails, which makes people listen It was extremely uncomfortable.
"Hutou, take the dog around!" Li Liren pointed at Hutou.
Hutou glanced at Li Liren, but he didn't move at all. Instead, he turned his head and looked at Cang Hai eagerly.
"Go around and block the badger's retreat." Cang Hai walked lightly and repeated the words of Li Liren's second grandfather, and then Hutou stood up, carefully leading the two dogs along the river, under the cover of the forest Go to copy Badger's back route.
Looking at the back of the tiger head, Li Liren was envious, and sighed in a low voice: "What a dog!"
"What can we do?" Cang Hai asked.
Li Liren said: "You follow me, you go when I go, stop when I stop, be careful not to make too much noise, and you are behind me, one left and one right, about two or three meters away, if My fork misses, if you make a move again, the victory or defeat will depend on these two blows, be careful not to hesitate to greet the vital parts of your body, this thing is not easy to deal with, if you bite someone, it will be terrible, be careful not to It’s okay to hurt yourself, save yourself first and then destroy the badger.”
Cang Hai and Ping An both clenched their pitchforks and nodded slightly.
When Li Liren started to move, Cang Hai realized what Li Liren was talking about was walking. This man squatted on the ground and moved!And if you move two steps, you have to stop.
As long as you try to do this movement, you will know how uncomfortable it is, and you have to be careful, because if you move too far, it will make a loud noise. Badgers are wild animals, and if they don’t have the ability to listen to movement, they won’t grow as long. big.
The badger who was eating melons was obviously focused on the melons, and he hadn't encountered any natural enemies for a long time. This badger was obviously very relaxed at the moment, so relaxed that he didn't seem to be vigilant at all.
The badger made a hole in the melon with his mouth, then stuck his head into the melon, gnawing on the delicious and juicy flesh. Once his head was inserted into the watermelon, he couldn't see or hear it. There was no movement outside, so the three quickly approached Badger.
About ten meters away from Badger, Li Liren signaled Cang Hai and Pingan to stop, while he himself watched Badger's every move.
This badger was obviously too relaxed. The three of them moved a distance of nearly [-] meters, but this guy didn't raise his head once. As for now, not only his head, but half of his body is retracted into the watermelon .
Li Liren signaled Cang Hai and Pingan to stop, and he continued to move towards the badger carefully, and advanced about six or seven meters, and entered the best attack range.
Holding the pitchfork in both hands, Li Liren stood up slowly, barely making any movement.
When Li Liren raised the pitchfork in his hand, Badger suddenly seemed to sense danger, and immediately pulled out half of his body and head, ready to look around, but it was too late at this moment. When his head was pulled out of the melon, Li Liren's steel fork flew close to Badger's neck.As soon as Badger pulled out the watermelon with his two little eyes, he saw three shiny fork points flying towards him.
puff!
A sound so slight that it could hardly be heard was destined to take a life away.
"hold head high!"
The badger uttered a terrible cry, which tore through the tranquility of the valley. The birds on the trees were startled and flew, and the sound of flapping wings could not be heard from the entire surrounding forest.
Almost at the same time, Hutou and the two dogs rushed towards the badger. The only difference was that Hutou didn't say a word, while the other two dogs barked happily, their barking sounds full of joy. Gained joy and excitement.
Two of the tines of the three-pronged fork penetrated the badger's neck. Even if he was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment, it was impossible to save him. After taking two steps, the badger who was hit by the fork fell to the ground and twitched uncontrollably. Come on, life is not long!
"It's so fat! It's more than two laps bigger than the one I saw during the day!"
Cang Hai looked at Badger lying on the ground, and sighed.
"Ok!"
Ping An nodded and swallowed.
(End of this chapter)
Cang Hai was wrapped in a quilt all over his body, and his whole body was bent into the shape of a big shrimp. He was curled up in a corner of the tent, snoring lightly, his sleep sounded sweet.
The temperature in the valley at night is very low, the loess land has little vegetation, and the air is very muddy at night. Even if it is four hours after dark in summer, the heat left by the sun during the day has dissipated. Now there are only about seven in the valley. Octave look.
This kind of temperature is just right for you to sleep well wrapped in a quilt, and Canghai is guaranteed by the Tree of Life, so that no badgers and the like will come to disturb your melon fields again, so you don’t have to sleep too much What are you waiting for?
Sleeping beautifully, Cang Hai held hands with Lu Shu and ran on the beach in his dream. Although the two ran like a four-rate romance drama filmed by a crappy third-rate director, Cang Hai was still happy and affectionate Staring at Lu Shu who was holding her hand and showing her small white teeth with a smile, she let her laugh like a silver bell, dragging her hand and running along the beach.
It's just that it's a little weird in my heart, because Cang Hai finds that Lu Shu's face will be replaced by Shi Wei's from time to time, and sometimes Zhou Xinhui's.
When Cang Hai was held by Lu Shu, who was holding her skirt, and stepped on the soft sand, from time to time, small cool waves would rush over the feet, and then as the waves receded, the mud on their feet would be swept away. Sha, the guy in the whole small screen is called a beauty.
I don't know how long I ran, but I didn't feel tired anyway. When Cang Hai raised his head, he found that Lu Shu was looking at him with a resentful face, less than five meters away from the two of them. At this time, Cang Hai was shocked. , Then look at the one who is holding my hand, who knows when it was actually Zhou Xinhui's old lady.
I saw Zhou Xinhui's old lady cheering at Cang Hai: "Good son-in-law, come and sit at home often!"
The good guy was so frightened that Cang Hai broke out in cold sweat all over his body, and immediately wanted to shake off the old man's hand, but he couldn't shake it off no matter what.
Especially the smile of this old woman is terrifying, the whole face looks like smiling, but the eyes are not smiling at all, not only is there no smile, the whites of the eyes are not visible, the whole eyes are completely black, like two eyes that can swallow everything. The deep hole is like the entrance of hell, it seems that looking into her eyes can hear the screams of the undead being tortured by the evil spirits of hell.
This time Cang Hai was startled awake.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he heard someone calling his name in a daze.
"Cang Hai, Cang Hai! Hurry up and wake up!"
"Second brother, why are you kicking me!"
The two voices became clearer and clearer. Cang Hai woke up and saw the faces of Li Liren and Ping An vaguely in front of him. After a while, Cang Hai understood through the starlight outside. Excited, Ping An's face was full of grievances.
"what's wrong?"
"Shh! It's coming!" Li Liren put his finger to his mouth, made a silent movement, and then pointed outside.
As for Ping'an, the soft beach that Cang Haimeng stepped on was this kid. Although he didn't use much force, Ping'an still felt a little sore all over his body.
"What's the matter with you?" Cang Hai asked Ping An in a low voice.
Pingan said: "Tread me while sleeping and dreaming!"
In the dream, the beach that Cang Hai stepped on was Ping An's body. As for the waves touching his feet, it was on Ping An's soft belly. How could Ping An feel better after Cang Hai stepped on it?
"Okay, wasn't I dreaming? I'm sorry, okay?" Cang Hai couldn't help it, who can control this dream.
After speaking, he turned to Li Liren and asked, "Grandpa Liren, what's going on?"
"Badger, listen to the movement outside!" Li Liren said in a low voice.
Cang Hai pricked up his ears when he heard it, and immediately felt furious, and blurted out: "I knew this bastard was unreliable!"
Cang Hai didn’t expect that the tree of life would start to play tricks on the front foot, saying that the badger would not come again, and now that he didn’t even last half a day, the badger yelled how happy he was again Humming, he came here to harm his watermelon patch, can Cang Hai not be angry?
"Which bastard? What does this have to do with being reliable?" Li Liren was puzzled, and asked Cang Hai curiously.
"It's nothing, the bastard refers to the badger outside, this thing is so courageous, it looks like this is going to come every day to harm my watermelon field," Cang Hai immediately explained in a small way.
Li Liren said: "It's funny what you said, wild things don't know anything, come if there is something delicious, it's just strange, how come there is only one badger, such a good melon only attracts one badger? "
Li Liren also doesn't have the time to worry about Cang Hai's language, nor is he in the mood to think whether Cang Hai's explanation is reasonable or not. Now he is speaking softly about the doubts in his heart, while listening carefully to the movement outside the tent.
Cang Hai pricked up his ears to listen, then opened his mouth and asked softly, "Where's the dog?"
"Outside, I got drunk and didn't let them call out! Go, be careful not to make too much noise, there is a pitchfork outside the tent, when the time comes, take care of it, and pierce it if you have a chance, don't look at this thing It's not big, but don't take it seriously, it's fierce." Li Liren stretched out his hand and said to the two while pulling the zipper of the tent.
The three of them sleep together, so there is no trouble to put on clothes now. As soon as the zipper of the tent is opened, and the cool wind blows outside, Cang Hai can't help shivering, and the shivering is complete. I suddenly woke up, and my brain seemed to be working very well.
After putting on his shoes, Cang Hai picked up a three-strand pitchfork next to him, waiting for Li Liren's order.
At this time, Cang Hai looked towards the melon field, and found a small black shadow crawling on a big watermelon, and then gnawed and groaned. From time to time, he could hear the crackling sound of the melon rind, as if in the middle of the night. It's like someone is chewing a bone.Even in the environment where there is a bit of wind and grass from time to time, the sound of badgers gnawing on watermelon is very obvious, and it is a bit piercing, slightly like the sound of scratching a blackboard with nails, which makes people listen It was extremely uncomfortable.
"Hutou, take the dog around!" Li Liren pointed at Hutou.
Hutou glanced at Li Liren, but he didn't move at all. Instead, he turned his head and looked at Cang Hai eagerly.
"Go around and block the badger's retreat." Cang Hai walked lightly and repeated the words of Li Liren's second grandfather, and then Hutou stood up, carefully leading the two dogs along the river, under the cover of the forest Go to copy Badger's back route.
Looking at the back of the tiger head, Li Liren was envious, and sighed in a low voice: "What a dog!"
"What can we do?" Cang Hai asked.
Li Liren said: "You follow me, you go when I go, stop when I stop, be careful not to make too much noise, and you are behind me, one left and one right, about two or three meters away, if My fork misses, if you make a move again, the victory or defeat will depend on these two blows, be careful not to hesitate to greet the vital parts of your body, this thing is not easy to deal with, if you bite someone, it will be terrible, be careful not to It’s okay to hurt yourself, save yourself first and then destroy the badger.”
Cang Hai and Ping An both clenched their pitchforks and nodded slightly.
When Li Liren started to move, Cang Hai realized what Li Liren was talking about was walking. This man squatted on the ground and moved!And if you move two steps, you have to stop.
As long as you try to do this movement, you will know how uncomfortable it is, and you have to be careful, because if you move too far, it will make a loud noise. Badgers are wild animals, and if they don’t have the ability to listen to movement, they won’t grow as long. big.
The badger who was eating melons was obviously focused on the melons, and he hadn't encountered any natural enemies for a long time. This badger was obviously very relaxed at the moment, so relaxed that he didn't seem to be vigilant at all.
The badger made a hole in the melon with his mouth, then stuck his head into the melon, gnawing on the delicious and juicy flesh. Once his head was inserted into the watermelon, he couldn't see or hear it. There was no movement outside, so the three quickly approached Badger.
About ten meters away from Badger, Li Liren signaled Cang Hai and Pingan to stop, while he himself watched Badger's every move.
This badger was obviously too relaxed. The three of them moved a distance of nearly [-] meters, but this guy didn't raise his head once. As for now, not only his head, but half of his body is retracted into the watermelon .
Li Liren signaled Cang Hai and Pingan to stop, and he continued to move towards the badger carefully, and advanced about six or seven meters, and entered the best attack range.
Holding the pitchfork in both hands, Li Liren stood up slowly, barely making any movement.
When Li Liren raised the pitchfork in his hand, Badger suddenly seemed to sense danger, and immediately pulled out half of his body and head, ready to look around, but it was too late at this moment. When his head was pulled out of the melon, Li Liren's steel fork flew close to Badger's neck.As soon as Badger pulled out the watermelon with his two little eyes, he saw three shiny fork points flying towards him.
puff!
A sound so slight that it could hardly be heard was destined to take a life away.
"hold head high!"
The badger uttered a terrible cry, which tore through the tranquility of the valley. The birds on the trees were startled and flew, and the sound of flapping wings could not be heard from the entire surrounding forest.
Almost at the same time, Hutou and the two dogs rushed towards the badger. The only difference was that Hutou didn't say a word, while the other two dogs barked happily, their barking sounds full of joy. Gained joy and excitement.
Two of the tines of the three-pronged fork penetrated the badger's neck. Even if he was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment, it was impossible to save him. After taking two steps, the badger who was hit by the fork fell to the ground and twitched uncontrollably. Come on, life is not long!
"It's so fat! It's more than two laps bigger than the one I saw during the day!"
Cang Hai looked at Badger lying on the ground, and sighed.
"Ok!"
Ping An nodded and swallowed.
(End of this chapter)
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