slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 204 Buddha Nature

Hearing what old man Xu Sheng said, many villagers' hearts began to beat. They didn't know that hogs and badgers were still nationally protected animals.

Propaganda like this used to be done in places with lush mountains and forests. Not only badgers, but also pheasants have been listed as protected animals by the country. Someone hunted two pheasants and sold them on the roadside, but the police caught them and changed them to prison. The news of the disaster is not one or two.

However, these are all spread within the local provinces and cities, and belong to the news released by local media. In places like Sijiaping Village, ghosts will send people to promote the Wildlife Protection Law.

In the past, in addition to the most wild mice in Sijiaping Village, there were slightly more weasels, and it was amazing to see one or two thin hares gnawing on the soil. The leaders were not stupid to put resources on this area.Isn't that the same as promoting water conservation in the desert!

Li Licheng felt a little uneasy in his heart, and asked Qu Guowei: "Mr. Qu, is that really the case?"

Qu Guowei nodded.

The old man Xu Sheng smiled and said to Li Licheng: "My old man, I'm not trying to scare people. The pig badger has been included in the "IUCN Red List of Endangered Species", and it was in [-]. Now, what crime do you think is hunting wild hogs and badgers? How can you say that you have to drag someone into a cell and squat for a year or so?"

After Xu Sheng finished speaking, he winked mischievously at Cang Hai. It is obvious that the old man is very proud now.

Cang Hai rolled his eyes when he saw it, and asked with a smile, "How did you know that this badger was hunted?"

The folks are now thinking about how to solve this problem, when they suddenly heard Cang Hai’s question, they couldn’t help but froze, thinking to themselves: Yes, there is no police in this place now, even if someone calls the police, wait until The badgers were eaten and wiped out when the police came here. What can they do when they come?
Thinking of the good way of refusing to admit it, the folks made up their minds!They won't hand over their folks to prison just because the pig badger is an endangered species. The lives of animals are worthless in their eyes.

"The thorn marks on this badger's neck can't be faked, right?" Old man Xu Sheng was still smiling, adjusting Cang Hai calmly.

The thorn marks on the neck of the badger hanging from the tree cannot be faked. Anyone can see that the badger must have been stabbed to death by some sharp object, and there are at least two sharp objects. Nothing needs a forensic doctor. A three-year-old child can tell one, two, three at a glance.

"What can the stab marks explain? How did the badger die, but it doesn't mean that the badger was stabbed to death?" Cang Hai said with a smile.

Qu Guowei smiled at Cang Hai and asked, "Could it be that this badger wanted to die by himself?"

After speaking, he and Xu Sheng looked at each other and smiled, and their eyes fell on Cang Hai again.

Cang Hai said nonsense with a serious face: "Actually, this is a badger with Buddha nature. I think people like you must know the story of the Buddha's body feeding a tiger. This badger is like this. Fearless and merciful, you sacrifice your life. Seeing that you two are going to come to our village hand in hand, but our village is too poor to provide meat to entertain you two distinguished guests, so we simply hit the pitchfork by ourselves. Then it’s a meat dish for the two of you!”

Old man Xu Sheng laughed out loud when he heard it, and said to Cang Hai after laughing, "Then according to what you say, the death of this badger is still my fault?"

"You didn't kill Boren, but Boren died because of you! You've just come to realize this! Alas, Mr. Xu should eat more badger meat." Cang Hai said with a smile.

Qu Guowei clapped his hands straight after hearing this, laughed at Sun Sheng and said, "See, it's just that shameless. I thought there were no shameless people older than you in the world, but now I saw one. I was stunned." Blame others for catching and killing wild animals! And say such shameless words without changing your face!"

Xu Sheng laughed and said: "You know what a fart, little friend Cang is a real hero!"

"..." Cang Hai looked at the two old men and didn't know what to say.

Originally, Cang Hai was just talking nonsense, calling the police or not, not to mention whether Xu Sheng would report it, even if he did, the village must have collectively resisted this matter, how can the county court judge and remove Hu Shijie as the village director?Hu Shijie is not afraid at all, he manages the village not by the name of the village director, but because he has the highest seniority and the oldest age in the whole village.
As for finding someone to go to jail, that's even more impossible. A person who killed Badger would definitely go to jail for this matter, but the police sued the administrative village, and the lawsuit was messed up.The court may not take reason.

"Okay, you kid, stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and make breakfast!" Qu Guowei came to the side of Badger, turned around and asked Cang Hai, "How do Badger plan to eat?"

Cang Hai replied: "I don't cook these days. The second grandpa Li cooks the food. I just work. Don't you guys think this protects animals? Why do you really eat them? I think it's better for you to bury them, by the way." Let’s hire someone from our village to carve a monument or something to commemorate it!”

"Roll the ball!" Xu Sheng scolded Cang Hai with a smile.

At Xu Sheng's age, it is really hard to scold Cang Hai for one or two words, and I can't reply, after all, it is our traditional virtue to respect the elders at his age, not to mention that this old man is still a funny old urchin .

"Since you said that this food is because you want to entertain us to die, of course you have to eat it. If you don't eat it, you will live up to the kindness of the Buddha-natured badger. Eat it! You must eat it!" Xu Sheng said loudly said with a smile.

Li Liren said at this time: "After I finish my breakfast, I will peel and clean the badger, marinate it with the ingredients, put heavy salt and hang it in a cool place here for a day, and the taste will be good when it is cooked. Okay. Let me tell you, you are lucky, really, you can’t eat such wild game in other places!"

"Who hasn't eaten badgers?" At this time, a young man who followed Xu Sheng said with a little disdain.

Li Liren was not angry either, and said with a smile: "My master's unique skill lies in cooking this wild game. After you taste it and think it's not delicious, you can laugh at me in front of me."

The young man glanced at Li Liren, shook his head in embarrassment and stopped talking.

"When will you pay the money?" Cang Hai looked at the two old men and asked.

Qu Guowei smiled and slapped Cang Hai lightly: "What's the matter, can we two old men still rely on you?"

Who knew that Cang Hai replied directly: "It's hard to say!"

These words made the two old men feel annoyed for a while, they stared at Cang Hai for two or three seconds, and then said at the same time: "True money fan!"

"With the majestic appearance of the two of you squatting at the airport police station, I really don't have any confidence in whether the two of you will renege on your debt!"

"I don't have it now, can I give it to you when I go back tonight?" Qu Guowei opened his mouth and said.

Xu Sheng looked at Cang Hai and asked, "Is this how poor you are?"

Of course Xu Sheng knew how much Canghai's gems sold for, that's why he asked this question.

"I'm not poor, but the village is poor, not to mention other things still owe me tens of thousands of dollars." Cang Haiwan paused, and then said: "Don't give me the money, just give it to the village. I'll take it." What is this money called?"

The matter of money has been discussed, and a group of women in the village have already prepared all the pots and pans for cooking. There are three pots of different sizes, and the stove is made of old gasoline cylinders, which do not burn oil or coal. , only burning firewood, as for clear water and so on, the villagers directly use the water in the pond. After the test of the Provincial Agricultural University, the water in the pond in Canghai is no problem to drink directly, let alone use it for cooking.

The pots and stoves were all set up, Li Liren started to cook, and the rest of the people, including Shi Wei and Lu Shu, followed into the melon field to pick watermelons, and transported the picked melons to a cool place and set them up, waiting to gather all the watermelons. The amount of scooter will be transported to the village.

After moving two melons over, Cang Hai remembered that he found the mushroom field this morning, so he said to Li Liren, "Grandpa Liren, I found a field of wild mushrooms in the forest over there. , do you think it can be served with a dish?"

"Wild mushroom? Are you sure that mushroom is edible?" Li Liren raised his head and asked Cang Hai.

Cang Hai nodded: "Wild boars are fine if eaten, but people will be fine if they eat them, right?"

Cang Hai can't judge here. Isn't there a tree of life? Even if he doesn't know how to distinguish poisonous mushrooms from poisonous ones, he can just ask the tree of life.

As for this matter, it is obviously impossible for the Tree of Life to trap Cang Hai.Because Cang Hai was about to die, the Tree of Life immediately returned to the seed state, and Cang Hai felt uncomfortable for a while due to the poison. Obviously, the Tree of Life's IQ would not do such a thing waiting to be settled by others.

"Then you take the basket and pick some more. It's just a chicken stew at noon today. When I came yesterday, I found some wild goji berries in your side. It's just right to add them to the soup!" Li Liren said.

Hearing what Li Liren said, Cang Hai took off a bamboo basket from a small tree branch next to the countertop, held it in his hand, and walked along the road in the record to the mushroom field.

Oh hoo!Oh hoo!
When Tietou saw that Cang Hai was no longer playing in the melon field, he immediately regained his spirits, and rushed to the back of Cang Hai in his own overalls, imitating Cang Hai's walking appearance, and followed his master step by step.

"Is this orangutan mature?"

A young man who followed Xu Sheng looked at the appearance of Tie Tou and exclaimed loudly.

Hearing this man's voice, Tie Tou bared his big white teeth at him, and after giving this man a very creepy and bewildered smile, he continued to follow Cang Hai's footsteps.

"The IQ of the iron head is not low, I think some people's IQ is not as good as it."

As Qu Guowei said, he glanced at Xu Sheng who was pouting his butt, with a small grass stalk stuck in his ear, and said to Xu Sheng who was flipping through watermelons to find crickets.

Xu Sheng didn't even need to turn his head, he knew that his old friend was hurting him, so he said: "Don't blame Sang Huai, my IQ is not as good as that of an orangutan, so you can compare with it? Don't forget who kept a grade in elementary school? , it’s not counted if you have passed the grade, and you still copied my homework after studying in the third grade for two years!”

Looking at the two old men, Cang Hai couldn't help but sighed in his heart.

Now the two old men can't see the appearance of a master, they are just two old urchins, with their sleeves rolled up, a dog's tail grass stalk tucked between their ears, their necks stretched out like a giraffe, flipping over huge watermelons , just to find the shaded crickets under the watermelon.

Such a scene is really speechless.

(End of this chapter)