slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 340 Big Collection ([-])

Qi Yue said urgently: "Oh shit! Go quickly, don't let this little bastard see us, hurry up, hurry up, shrink your waist. Hide your body, don't let him see us... ...".

Before Qi Yue finished speaking, Fang Wu discovered Cang Hai.

It's hard for him not to notice it, because a beautiful girl like Shi Wei stands out there as dazzling as a flock of chickens, and many men sneak a glance at Shi Wei from time to time, but seeing Shi Wei and Cang Hai walking together so intimately , and the temperament of the two is quite good, maybe someone will come to talk to them.

Fang Wu's eyes turned twice, and it was very easy to see Shi Wei. When he saw Shi Wei, he also saw Cang Hai.

"Cang Hai, Cang Hai!"

Fang Wu's eyes suddenly seemed to be lit like a candle, and he danced and shouted Cang Hai's name while waving his hands happily.

Qi Yue had no choice but to see that Fang Wu's appearance was not pleasing to the eye, and whispered: "It's too embarrassing, it's like that so-and-so playing basketball!"

Cang Hai smiled at Fang Wu, saw Fang Wu dragging a suitcase walking towards him, so he tilted his head, and said to Qi Yue in a low voice: "Mother? How can you still beat your former boy?" Friends? All of them are whiter than women, and they always paint their eyebrows and eyes when they go out."

Qi Yue looked at Cang Hai angrily: "Ergou, which side are you on?"

"Of course I'm on your side, and I have no friendship with Fang Wu," Cang Hai said as a matter of course.

Among Qi Yue's current boyfriends, Cang Hai still likes Fang Wu the most. Of course, the two are not lovers now. As far as people are concerned, Cang Hai likes Fang Wu the most. It made Cang Hai a bit unbearable, not to mention Cang Hai, and Gu Hanwen couldn't stand it either. Some people said that the women in the Devil's City did it, but Qi Yue's predecessors were worse than the average Devil's woman.

Qi Yue looked at Fang Wu who was getting closer, and said a little angrily: "Then help me drive him away, if you can't do it, beat him until he leaves!"

Cang Hai said: "I'm not going to do it. Beating someone will result in detention. This is my first New Year's Eve as a married woman. You think I'm counting bugs in the cell to celebrate the New Year. It's a beautiful idea!"

"You..." Qi Yue was very angry, she didn't believe that Cang Hai would have to live in a cell for a few days after beating someone up, even during the New Year.

Someone who can rent such a large piece of land in the county has some connections, because such a small matter enters the house, is it possible?

It's just that Cang Hai is not happy, and she has nothing to do.

At this time, Fang Wu had already squeezed through the crowd with his suitcase. Look at this, it was not easy for this kid to squeeze in. The backpack on his back was a little bit collapsed, and sweat was pouring out of his forehead .

"Cang Hai, I was looking for you here. When your small bus arrived in the town, you said that you would not go in there because there was a fair today. You didn't even arrive at the station. It would be too much for you to throw us guests down there. I'm a little irresponsible..."
Seeing Cang Hai, Fang Wu immediately began to complain that the small buses in the country were not on the road. As he was talking, Fang Wu turned his eyes and saw Qi Yue who jumped out from behind Ping An, and his speech became less sharp.

"Qi... Yue, Qi... Yue"

"Your size! What are you doing here?" Qi Yue jumped out from Ping An's back, without any fear from before, just like a female leopard staring at its prey.

"I'm here to visit Cang Hai. I see that his Moments are very good. I just want to take advantage of the Chinese New Year to stay for a few days," Fang Wu said.

When Cang Hai heard what Fang Wu said, he immediately had the urge to cover his face, circle of friends?Cang Hai almost never sends out that stuff, okay?

Sure enough, this remark was immediately caught by Qi Yue: "You're lying, Cang Hai never posts on Moments, and do you have Cang Hai's contact information? And what's so interesting about Cang Hai being with you, don't go Fiddle with your machines in the laboratory, don’t take advantage of the Spring Festival when everyone else is on holiday, you stupid bird doesn’t fly first, come here to play? Tell me, who will give you the address here. Canghai’s number?”

"Yes, it's almost time for me to come," Fang Wu said.

As soon as Qi Yue heard this, she immediately grew angry again: "I asked who gave it to you? You are so old and can't understand human words!"

"Gu..., oh no, I asked someone else to ask for it!" Fang Wu said.

Cang Hai: "...".

He thought to himself: Good guy, Gu Han was sold by Fang Wu again.

"Good Gu Han, I'll deal with him when I go back!" Qi Yue said angrily.

Fang Wu chuckled, he didn't care at all that he had cheated Gu Han who had helped him just now.

If it was the last time they met, Cang Hai didn't think there was anything wrong between the two of them, but judging from Qi Yue's performance when he saw Fang Wu today, Cang Hai felt that this guy had something to do.

Because although the current Qi Yue is mighty with flaunting teeth and claws, she is actually empty-hearted. Although she has said so many things, Fang Wu has already reacted to a certain extent, and her tone is no longer as cold as it was when they met last time.Sometimes it's not necessarily a bad thing to be bored when chasing girls.

If Qi Yue was really disgusted with someone, she would have already punched someone with her temperament, but now she can talk to Fang Wu about this, in fact, she must be somewhat acceptable emotionally.

Cang Hai saw the way the two were chatting, and was about to intervene: "Why didn't you say anything when you came here?"

Fang Wu scratched his head after hearing this: "I came here as soon as I was on vacation, but I didn't remember it for a while. I went to your city at night and got off the high-speed train. No car would come here. It's too expensive to take a taxi. Bai, otherwise no one wants to leave, so I stayed until 06:30 in the morning before the shuttle bus to your county came... ".

Cang Hai understood when he heard it. It's not that this kid didn't want to tell him, but he was afraid that Qi Yue would leave after he told him. Although Qi Yue's family of three would come to him for the New Year, Fang Wu He was not sure, even if it was a one in ten thousand possibility, he would nip it in the bud.

"Okay, follow us with your luggage. If you are really tired, wait for us at the entrance of the village over there. We still have a lot of things to buy. It will take about two or three hours to finish shopping in this big fair." Cang Hai said.

Fang Wu immediately waved his hands and said: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm not tired, I rested at the high-speed rail station for four or five hours, I'm really not tired."

"Let's go if you're not tired." Cang Hai reached out and nodded at the crowd.

With Fang Wu joining in, Cang Hai's small team has one more person. Originally, everyone was quite quiet when walking, but since Fang Wu joined in, Cang Hai felt a little overwhelmed, just like a movie. There is a line in the book: Suddenly it seems that there are flies around you: buzzing...!
"Qi Yue, look what kind of fruit that is. The fruit grows really well. Do you want to eat it? If you want to eat it, I will buy it for you?"

"Qi Yue, you can see that the mask is really made, and the one made by Monkey King is exactly the same as in the cartoon of Momei Film Studio."

"Qi Yue, look quickly, there are people who buy chicken feather keys here, I haven't seen such handmade keys for a long time."

……

This kid seemed to have only one Qi Yue in his eyes, and he had to put the word Qi Yue in every sentence, as if he couldn't speak without starting with these two words, Cang Hai didn't know what to say about him.

When we first met, Fang Wu was not so dog-legged.

Turning around, she found that Shi Wei was secretly smiling, and then saw that Qi Yue's face was filled with a look of life rather than death. Only Mengmeng and Pingan remained unmoved. Their concern was on the food and drink around them, and they were completely overwhelmed. The small stall next to it was attracted.

"Brother, sugar man, sugar man!"

Mengmeng became happy when she found a sugar pourer's stall by the side of the road, and stretched out her white and tender little finger to point to the stall.

Seeing this appearance, Cang Hai immediately snapped his fingers: "Okay!"

Pushing away the people and standing in front of the sugar figurine stand, Cang Hai asked, "Boss, how long will you have to wait to be a sugar figurine?"

The sugar figurine was a middle-aged man in his forties, lean and thin, with a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose, with black round eye sockets, wearing a gray short jacket and old cotton trousers, very attractive A little bit of the old society.

"Just wait for two or three minutes!"

While talking, the boss scooped up the sugar water with a small spoon and poured the sugar juice on the countertop. When the sugar juice fell on the countertop, a small animal came out. It took only ten or 20 seconds. The image of a bunny The sugar figurine is ready, the boss pulls out a bamboo stick from the small bamboo tube at hand and presses it on the sugar on the table, the small shovel in his hand slightly tilts the sugar figurine, and the complete sugar figurine bunny rises .

After handing the finished bunny to a girl, the boss started pouring another one.

After doing four or five in a row, the boss raised his head and asked Cang Hai: "What kind of one should you make? If there is no special requirement, you can choose one from the shelf above."

There are more than a dozen finished products, large and small, on the boss's stall, and the price of three or five yuan is marked on the bottom.

Cang Hai looked at Mengmeng, who immediately opened his mouth and said, "I want a big bear".

"How much is the big bear?" the boss asked.

Cang Hai glanced at a candy figure who was not lost in the middle: "It's almost like this!"

Cang Hai didn't want to eat too much sugar, so he chose a medium-sized sugar figure.

Thinking of this, I took a look at Ping An, and said, "Two, one big bear and one little tiger."

At this moment, Qi Yue stretched out her head, looked at the sugar figure and said, "I'll have one too! I want a big one."

"Boss, here's one for her too!" Cang Hai said as he took out his phone, pointed at the QR code on the front of the boss's stall, scanned it and paid the bill.

While waiting for the sugar man, Shi Wei dragged Cang Hai to the next stall selling Spring Festival couplets, and started to stir up Spring Festival couplets.Cang Hai’s house has a lot of doors, big and small. If you don’t paste Spring Festival couplets, you have to paste blessing characters. A total of more than ten pieces are needed.

Shi Wei is very serious in choosing, not only the size of the Spring Festival couplets, but also the auspicious words written on the Spring Festival couplets, such as such things as happy residence, treasured land, prosperity, blessings and prosperity in the family, Shi Wei does not want it, It must be the Jade Dragon Spitting Treasures Thousands of Ruis, and the Oriole Announcing the Good News Four Seasons Ning, anyway, Cang Hai didn't see any difference between them.

But Cang Hai is not stupid. He knows that when a woman is concentrating on shopping, it is best for a man to keep his mouth shut. Li kept saying that this is good, this is really good, you really know how to choose and so on.It would be even better if the man can add a little body language at this time.

A man who jumps out when a woman is picking something and shows a sense of presence is stupid, and it is a manifestation of a complete lack of emotional intelligence.

Shi Wei looked at the two Spring Festival couplets in her hand, a little hard to decide: "Which one of these two couplets do you think is better?"

Cang Hai held his chin, frowned slightly and pretended to be thinking carefully: "Uh...uh! I think this one is good, the handwriting is better, it suits my taste!"

Shi Wei nodded after hearing this: "Forget it, I want both sets, even if I can't finish posting them, I can give them away."

"That's a good idea!" Cang Hai said.

After choosing the Spring Festival couplets and paying the bill, a group of people continued to go shopping with the crowd. As more and more stalls were visited, Ping An and Cang Hai had more and more things in their hands. In his hand is a big plastic bag, which is bulging.

(End of this chapter)