slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 342 Big Collection (End)

Fang Wu held a bowl and looked left and right, and found that there were so many in Cang Hai's bowl, and he was ashamed to call people like Shi Wei and Qi Yue, because he felt unfamiliar with them, so he had to pick from the bamboo tube on the table. Li took out his chopsticks and began to eat.

Cang Hai added more than half a spoonful of chili oil, and he remembered it when he was about to close the lid, so he gestured to Fang Wu with the chili oil in his hand: "Would you like to have this, the weather here makes it so delicious." It's more refreshing!"

Fang Wu was originally a northerner. After hearing this, he took the spicy oil cup, thanked him, and scooped a little into his own bowl.

Cang Hai mixed the chili oil on the noodles, waited for the chili oil to spread evenly into the bowl, then picked up the bowl and took a sip of the soup. The soup that came out of the stew was very thick without any soy sauce flavor, which proved that The color of the old soup comes from Ao, not entirely by the soy sauce. One mouthful of the soup, the spicy oil and the meaty taste warm all the way to the stomach along the mouth, making the whole body feel a little warmer.

The offal is also well marinated, and the internal organs used are also good. Once you eat it, you can tell that it is native pig, which is much more authentic than the foreign pig internal organs in the slaughterhouse.

One mouthful of soup and one mouthful of noodles, and then put some lo-mei in your mouth after the noodles reach your mouth. Sitting outside in the cold winter months is also a rare delicacy.

Cang Hai ate a bowl of noodles in two or three minutes, wiped his mouth, stood up and went to the boss to start remittance.

"How does it taste?" Seeing Cang Hai take out his mobile phone and pointing to his Alipay code, the boss calculated the price and quoted it to Cang Hai, then asked very politely.

"Beautiful and ruthless!" Cang Hai replied with a smile.

Just when Cang Hai turned his head, he suddenly saw a man's hand stretching into the bag of the person in front of him about four or five meters away.

"Hey, what are you doing! Stealing something!" Cang Hai moved his legs and walked quickly towards the thief.

Just when Cang Hai was about to get close to the thief, two people suddenly blocked Cang Hai's way, one of them stared at Cang Hai viciously and said, "Boy, it's none of your business!"

As soon as he heard the accent, Cang Hai knew that this gang was not local.

Just because of Cang Hai's yell, the man with the backpack in front turned his head and found that there was an extra hand in his bag, and he grabbed the thief behind him with his backhand: "What are you doing! I want to steal money in broad daylight ?”

The people around immediately understood the commotion. A thief was caught stealing.

If this matter is put in the devil's capital, the people around will probably hide, but there are fewer people hiding here, and the old and young men around all of a sudden surrounded the thief, and the fists fell like raindrops .

"Uh, let you steal something!"

"Kill you son of a bitch!"

……

In just a few seconds, the thief was beaten to the ground by a group of people, and the two accomplices who blocked Cang Hai's way were instantly dumbfounded. They were still angry when they were facing Cang Hai, but now they saw their companions It was a bit dumbfounded to be surrounded and beaten, they had never encountered such a situation.

Cang Hai looked at the two of them and asked with a smile, "Is this your first time stealing here?"

One of the accomplices nodded mechanically.

Cang Hai laughed and said, "Then it's your fate!"

After speaking, he shouted to the crowd: "These two are the thieves' accomplices!"

Hearing Cang Hai's voice, the two accomplices let go of their feet and ran away, but Cang Hai's outstretched hand failed to catch it all at once, and he just tore a scarf from one accomplice, causing the two accomplices to jump A few meters away.

"Stop them, they are the thieves' accomplices!" Cang Hai shouted anxiously, and chased after him.

Before Cang Hai could catch up, the old lady who was pouring noodles from the noodle stall directly picked up the heavy wooden pot lid in her hand and threw it at the two fleeing accomplices.

boom!
There was a sound, and the lid of the ten-kilo-jin cauldron hit the body of one of the accomplices. The guy swayed, and fell to the ground with an unsteady foot. Before he could stand up again, Then Cang Hai's big foot came, and kicked this companion's ass, and immediately kicked this dog to eat shit.

The other accomplice didn't run very far, and was immediately surrounded by several men. After a few punches, he fell to the ground, and then took a hard punch.

When Cang Hai picked up the kicked thief from the ground, he found that the thief had already been beaten, and in the blink of an eye, the thief had already been beaten up and his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

The one who was stolen grabbed the thief by the neck like dragging a dead dog. Seeing Cang Hai looking at him, the man grinned and smiled at Cang Hai: "Thank you, big brother! Come home when you are free. drink wine!"

"It's a trivial matter!" Cang Hai said with a smile.

The accomplice who grabbed the thief came to the place between the shop and the temporary stall on the road, and Cang Hai squatted the guy he was holding onto the ground.Soon the other two were also pulled over. The three guys were all honest now, and each of them was obedient like a baby, squatting on the ground and holding their heads without saying a word.

Two or three minutes later, three or four men in uniform came over.

As soon as the thief saw the man in uniform, he immediately shouted at several people: "Officer, they beat people!"

"Hey, it's reasonable for you to steal!" The man standing next to him kicked the thief as soon as he stretched out his foot, and directly kicked the thief to the ground.

The thief was also a little dumbfounded. Even if he was in the police station when he was stealing things, at most he would record a record, and then let the police say a few words and let it out. If he was beaten, he might You can still extort a little medical expenses, why come here in front of the police, and some people feel like kicking themselves!

The thief thought to himself: What the hell is wrong with this world!

"Officer, see if he kicked me!" The thief sat on the ground and pointed to the footprints on his clothes, and then said loudly to several policemen who came over.

"Thief?"

A policeman looked around and asked.

The one who was stolen immediately said: "This coward wanted to steal my money, but this big brother found out, and his two accomplices went to threaten this big brother...".

The man looks rough, but he speaks very slickly, and he explained the matter clearly in two or three sentences.

"I admit I touched the bag, but it's against the law for them to hit me... Ouch!"

Before the thief could finish his sentence, Atsuko was kicked by the police again.

Not only was he kicked, but the policeman also raised his arm, as if he wanted to hit the thief in the head, and the thief immediately picked up his head.

"You're justified in stealing! You still tell me about the Fa, and you still steal after talking about the Fa?" The police didn't intend to just let the thief cross over like this, and hit him on the forehead a few times.

The thief and his accomplices were immediately dumbfounded, and they regretted coming here to commit crimes. They didn't expect the people here to be so tough, and they didn't expect the police here to be so unreasonable. These people themselves are rogues.

Just after being beaten up by the people and kicked by the police again, the thief and his two accomplices became honest immediately.

The police checked here and found that the thief and his accomplices had gained a lot. There were as many as seven mobile phones alone, and no less than ten wallets.

After the policeman asked Cang Hai a few questions, he asked Cang Hai to sign a letter and said, "It's done!"

After speaking, he shouted to the surrounding crowd: "Anyone who has lost something, come with us to the police station in the town to see if it is yours. You should sign and take it away, not yours!"

The man whose bag was stolen would definitely go with the police. Before leaving, he posted his name and home address to Cang, and said loudly, "Big brother, don't forget to drink at home!"

Cang Hai responded with a smile, watched the group of people leave, and then returned to the noodle stall. At this time, the old lady who cooked the noodle had already found the lid of the pot, and continued to cook her own noodle calmly. It's as if what happened just now never happened at all.Looking at it, Cang Hai secretly felt that this old lady looked like a legendary master, with a calm and breezy appearance.

Fang Wu, who had just eaten half a bowl of noodles, looked at Cang Hai walking over, his face was full of surprise: "Is this what you do here?"

"You thought it was on the coast!" Cang Hai asked with a smile.

Fang Wu sighed after hearing this: "If they all did this, the thieves would not be so arrogant. If you talk about human rights to these people, who cares about the human rights of the victims?"

Qi Yue said unhappily: "Okay, let's eat your noodles honestly, why didn't you go up and do something brave just now? It's so annoying, everyone else has finished eating, only you have half a bowl left!"

After hearing this, Fang Wu wanted to say that this is a whole bowl for him, so you can share the same amount with others, but when Fang Wu looked up and saw Qi Yue's gaze, he shrank his head and continued to eat his own noodles.

Seeing this, Cang Hai said in his heart: Alas!This kid is not tempered again.What's the matter now daddy.Cowardly!

After Fang Wu ate the noodles, he burped, and Cang Hai led everyone to continue shopping.This time the speed is much faster, because they are all full stomachs, Qi Yue, Ping An and Meng Meng didn't just go to the small stalls, and they didn't want all kinds of snacks, so that the efficiency of everyone's shopping soared .

The whole fair was almost finished, Cang Hai and Shi Wei finally went to the fireworks stand, this year there are a lot of people celebrating Chinese New Year, plus Cang Hai hasn’t celebrated Chinese New Year in his hometown for many years, so of course fireworks and so on have to be bought and bought. Well, the advantage of the countryside is that no one cares about your setting off fireworks, as long as you have the money to buy them, even if you buy a firecracker field, no one cares about you.

"Little brother, how many cannons should you buy to go back?"

Seeing that Cang Hai and the others had almost occupied their fireworks booth, the boss stood up from the bench with a smile on his face, and asked with a smile on his face.

Just as Shi Wei wanted to open her mouth, she heard Cang Hai beside her speak.

"How much are the fireworks on your car, and those behind you?" Cang Hai asked, reaching out and lighting a pile of fireworks.

The boss smiled and said, "Little brother, don't be joking!"

"I'm not kidding, I want all the big fireworks like this one, and give me some of the small ones too, if you put five firecrackers on it, it will be enough..." Cang Hai said.

"My goods here are thirty to forty thousand!" The boss looked at Cang Hai and thought that someone else's mentally ill child came out to make trouble.

Shi Wei pulled Cang Hai: "Why do you buy so much, just make some sense!"

"Chinese New Year, why don't you have a little New Year's flavor? There was no chance to set off fireworks before. Let's have a big time this year!"

After speaking, Cang Hai said to the boss: "Give me a discounted price. If you don't have a discounted price, I'll go to the stall next to you to buy it!"

The stall next to it was also a fireworks seller, and he stood up immediately when he heard it: "Do you want more, I have a lot more varieties here than Lu Laoliu's."

"Fuck you, what's the matter with you, Yu Dayu!" The stall owner was not happy when he heard it, you are not disturbing my business.

While talking, he stretched out and picked up the calculator in front of him, and began to press it non-stop.

Shi Wei and Cang Hai have seen all the way here, and they have a good idea of ​​the size and price. They chose this stall to buy because it is the closest to the sledge, and it is convenient to carry the fireworks on the sledge.

It took a little time to calculate such a large pile of fireworks, and it took almost four or ten minutes to figure out the price of all the fireworks that Cang Hai wanted. Yes, the boss thought it was a gift with a big wave of his hand.

Seeing that Cang Hai had paid the bill and had an extra [-] yuan on his mobile phone, the boss felt relieved, and warmly greeted Cang Hai to send the fireworks that Cang Hai asked for to the sledge.

When I came here, there was still room for people to lie down on the climbing pear. When I was waiting to go back, the sledge could only sit on my side. The piles on the car were as full as a hill.

(End of this chapter)