slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 376 Greetings (Part [-])

Waking up at 07:30 in the morning, Canghai began to wear auspicious clothes under the manipulation of the makeup artist. The style of Canghai’s auspicious clothes was based on the portrait of Emperor Taizong Li Er of Tang Dynasty, with a gauze hat with wings on top of his head , narrow-sleeved round-neck gown, nine-ring belt and Liuhe boots, but Emperor Li Er is bright yellow, so Cang Hai can't wear it. Of course, no one cares about this in modern society, just getting married, Cang Hai doesn't want to wear it It's like going to the throne, so the color of the dress is bright red.

The whole body is covered in bright red, but the nine-ring belt around the waist is dotted with some suet jade pieces, and the feet are black Liuhe boots.

Cang Hai is already tall, and his figure is enough to support this kind of clothes, so when Cang Hai changed into clothes, even the makeup artist praised him.

After changing his clothes, Cang Hai walked out of the room, and reached out to knock on the door of Wen Yiyi and others beside him.

Wen Yiyi heard the knock on the door, opened the door to have a look, and found the door of Cang Hai Station, so he smiled into the room: "The groom is here!"

Today's Wen Yiyi is the same as Cang Hai's attire, except that he is wearing crimson red, and instead of a gauze cap, he is wearing a sage crown.

With Wen Yiyi's appearance and this attire, he looked like an envoy who had sneaked into the Tang Dynasty's ranks.

Hearing Wen Yiyi's voice, the rest of the best men in the room rushed out, all of them were dressed in Wen Yiyi's clothes, whether it was the short and fat Gu Han, or Qi Yue in male make-up, the best men were tailor-made. The clothes make people look heroic.Except for Wen Yiyi, Gu Han, and Qi Yue, who is disguised as a man, the remaining three are professional cosplayers invited by the wedding company.

Cang Hai began to think about hiring four majors, but Qi Yue insisted on getting involved, so Cang Hai had no choice but to let Qi Yue play. Not to mention, Qi Yue's men's clothes turned out to be red lips and white teeth , became the prettiest boy in the whole welcoming team.

Cang Hai looked at the watch in his hand and realized that it was almost time to leave, so he asked with a smile, "Are you all ready?"

"It's ready, I'm waiting for you!" Qi Yue said with a big smile.

It was the first time for Wen Yiyi to participate in such a grand Chinese wedding, and it was also the first time for him to wear such gorgeous Tang Dynasty costumes. He only felt that the clothes were comfortable and beautiful to wear, which was much more interesting than suits.

The groomsmen were all very happy. Except for Gu Han, Qi Yue and Wen Yiyi, the other three were professional groomsmen. Cang Hai gave a lot of wedding money, and everyone was very excited. Hearing Cang Hai's question , Immediately shouted loudly: "Ready!"

"Let's go, follow me to pick up the bride!" Cang Hai waved his hand, leading the six groomsmen downstairs.

When they got downstairs, the convoy was already on standby. Apart from his own red Rolls Royce, Cang Hai's wedding convoy was borrowed by Zhang Jiusheng to help Zhang Luo.

The leading shooting car is a red Land Rover, and the second is Cang Hai's main car. At this moment, the main car has a heart shape made of red flowers on the front hood, and two sticks protruding from the heart. Red ribbon, the upper edge of the ribbon is red flowers, the ribbon flowers extend along the waistline of the car to the rear of the car, where a big concentric knot is formed, hanging on the rear door of the car, The whole shape is directly compared to the previous wedding cars.

Behind the Canghai car are two black Rolls-Royces, both of which are Cullinan, and behind them are five Mercedes-Benz Big Gs.Red flowers are pinned to the handlebars of each car, and a flower sign is hung on the air intake, which says a hundred years of good cooperation. Such a convoy is quite impressive in the county.

Cang Hai got into the car, Gu Han and Wen got into Cang Hai's car together, and the rest of the groomsmen sat in a Rolls-Royce behind them, waiting for everyone to sit firmly, seeing the Land Rover moving in front Get up, Cang Hai also drives the car to keep up.

When Cang Hai's car moved, the firecrackers hanging at the door of the hotel over there immediately went off, crackling red chips flying, and the people watching the explosion couldn't help covering their ears.

The convoy headed west along the main road of the county. Because it was morning and there were many cars in the county, the speed of the convoy was not fast, so all the eyes of passers-by were harvested along the way.

It took about half an hour for the team to arrive at the door of Shi Wei's house.

Cang Hai stopped the car, and as soon as he got out of the car door, before his feet touched the ground, he heard a little doll shouting loudly: "The groom is here!"

Cang Hai looked up and found a chubby six or seven-year-old child, who yelled and ran directly to Shi Wei's small courtyard.

Waiting for all the best men to arrive behind him, Cang Hai turned his head and asked, "Have you brought all the red envelopes?"

"Bring it!" Wen Yiyi and Gu Han patted the red leather bag they carried with them.

Cang Hai was about to turn his head away when he found that Qi Yue was still holding a horn in his hand, and asked in puzzlement, "What are you doing with this thing?"

"I'll use it later!" Qi Yue said with a smile.

Cang Hai didn't care when he heard it, and walked towards the door of Shi Wei's family with a group of people.

When you get to the gate, there are people blocking the door, but the people at the gate are all children, both men and women, and each little doll still holds a stick wrapped in red paper in his hand. This is the custom in Canghai, standing at the gate These little guys are all relatives of Shi Wei, usually cousins, cousins ​​or something.

The little ones who can walk and run are fine, but Cang Hai actually found two milk dolls among the little guys who couldn't hold a red stick. It seemed that it was difficult for them to even walk, and they had to be supported by adults. , just come to block the door like this?

Seeing Cang Hai walk to the door, a little guy who lost a front tooth raised a stick and gestured at Cang Hai: "Hit, hit!"

The little guy couldn't even speak clearly, so he came towards Cang Hai while waving his stick. Who knew that his calf was in a hurry, and he tripped himself.

But the little guy was so brave, he didn't cry, he just got up and grabbed the stick and came to Cang Hai.Cang Hai was still waiting to be whipped, who knew that the little guy froze in front of Cang Hai, scratching his ears anxiously, as if he had forgotten something.

The adults onlookers let out a burst of laughter, and one of them reminded the little guy loudly: "If you want a red envelope, hit it if you don't give it!"

"Bring the red envelope, if you don't have the red envelope, you will be beaten!"

The little guy suddenly came to his senses and shouted at Cang Hai.

"The red envelope is easy to talk about!" Cang Hai winked at Gu Han who was beside him.

When Gu Han saw it, he squatted down immediately, took out a few red envelopes from his bag, and took one out of them and put it in the little guy's hand.

The little guy took the red envelope and squinted his eyes. Seeing that there was only five yuan in the red envelope, he immediately picked up a stick and pointed it at Gu Han for a while.

The stick looks scary, but it's actually wrapped in cotton, let alone a child, even if an adult holds it and hits someone, it won't hurt much.

"Why hit me?"

"Big... big red envelope!" The little guy said with a leaky mouth.

Gu Han laughed out loud when he heard this, and directly drew four or five more red envelopes and handed them out to the little guy.

As soon as he got five or six red envelopes, the little guy who was not very good at numbers immediately beamed happily, threw the red stick and stood aside to count the red envelopes, and let Cang Hai and others go.

The little ones were easy to deal with, and each of them was given away with seven or eight small red envelopes. Cang Hai and his group entered the yard smoothly.

When he came to the courtyard, Cang Hai looked up at Shi Wei's room, and found a group of brains crowded on the window of Shi Wei's room, and they were all in their twenties, so he knew that these people were the main force blocking the door. His children are easy to deal with, but these people are not easy to fool.

It's all here, Cang Hai can't turn around and go back, if she wants to do this, Shi Wei will probably have to chase down Cang Hai with a kitchen knife and her skirt and chop Cang Hai into salted fish.

At this moment, Cang Hai heard Gu Han's voice next to him, and it was still using a loudspeaker, let alone the whole courtyard, he might be able to hear it even 100 meters away.

"Hey! Hey!"

First tried the sound, Gu Han pointed the loudspeaker at the upstairs and began to shout: "Listen, people above, you are already surrounded, don't make unnecessary resistance! Resistance is completely meaningless, the more you The more we struggle, the more excited we are! To tell you the truth, today, except for the groom, all the people who came to pick up the bride are bachelors, and some have even been bachelors for half their lives! Your situation is very dangerous!"

Gu Han's words immediately elicited bursts of laughter from the spectators around.

"Today, we have already decided when we come. Except for the mother-in-law, everything else will be taken away as long as there is a word "mother"!..." Gu Han said nonsense with a straight face. Gossip.

The people watching the ceremony nearby, including the people standing on the roof next door, couldn't stop laughing.

Waiting for Gu Han to finish speaking, Cang Hai brought his best man to the stairs.

There is a wine array on the top of the stairs, that is, glasses of beer. There are three glasses of beer on the steps every one or two steps, from the ground floor to the second floor.

"What's the matter, come on?"

Cang Hai didn't care anymore, anyway, Qi Yue would be driving on top later, so he directly picked up a glass of beer and said to the groomsmen behind him.

After finishing speaking, he drank the beer in the glass in one gulp!

What is a professional best man?That's it, the three groomsmen stood in front of the steps, holding a glass in their hands and drinking in their mouths, as if they were sweeping up, and Cang Hai followed behind with the glass, feeling the normal speed of going upstairs almost.

Turning a corner, the same wine array, but there are some more words on the red paper pasted on the ground.

The first step after the corner reads: In September 2000, I met him and we became classmates.

On the second step is written: October 2000, I think he studies really well!

The third step reads: In [-], I fell in love with this boy.

We graduated in May [-], but I lost the boy I liked.

In [-], when I was most helpless, we met again. I firmly believe that the fate between us has never been broken, and the boy I have thought of countless times stood in front of me again.

…………

Today, the boy I liked grew up, and he came to marry me today!

All the groomsmen were as stunned as Cang Hai when they saw these words, they all felt the deep love of the bride Shi Wei for Cang Hai.

"Brother, lovers will eventually get married!"

Qi Yue patted Cang Hai's shoulder lightly and said softly.

Cang Hai suppressed the tears in his eyes, put away his moved heart, turned his head and said to the groomsmen behind him, "What are you doing standing there, finish off the wine, I'm going to take my wife home!"

"okay!"

The three best men responded, and once again launched a sweeping pattern, advancing towards the stairs. There were about 66 steps, [-] glasses of beer, and Cang Hai only drank three glasses.Almost all the rest went into the mouths of the three best men, and the three of them didn't even blush after drinking the wine, which made Cang Hai feel that the money was well spent.

On the second floor, there is another door in front of Shi Wei's bedroom door, and there are two bridesmaids standing at the door.

The bridesmaids were not hired by the wedding company, except for Shi Wei's classmates, they were also Shi Wei's relatives.

The bridesmaid's dress is very beautiful. She wears a half-arm suit with a Tang bag. The whole body is pink. The outer pink front is embroidered with a light pink phoenix. On the feet, it looks full of fairy spirit with the silver headdress.

They looked like immortals, but the movements of the two bridesmaids were not immortal at all. They leaned their backs against the door frame, with one foot on the ground, and the other lifted up to step on the opposite door frame.Not only that, the two of them also stretched out their hands to 'pick' their nostrils, like two robbers blocking the way.

(End of this chapter)