slack farmer in the wasteland
Chapter 396 Too Lazy
Chapter 396 Too Lazy
Cang Hai returned home and was about to go into the kiln when he saw Mengmeng coming out, holding a watermelon in one hand, eating one by himself while the other slipperyly licked and gnawed from time to time.
Seeing Mengmeng's appearance, Cang Hai knew that the little girl was going out to play.
"What are you going to do?" Cang Hai asked.
Sure enough, Meng Meng turned around and said to Cang Hai: "Go out and play!"
After hearing this, Cang Hai lifted the curtain and was about to enter the room, who knew that he almost bumped into Shi Wei who came out of the kiln.
"Have you finished your homework? Are you going out to play?" Shi Wei pushed Cang Hai away and asked Meng Meng outside.
Mengmeng blinked her eyes: "It's done!"
"It's really done!" Mengmeng said again, fearing that his sister-in-law would not believe it.
"Go then!"
Following Shi Wei's words, Mengmeng immediately ran towards the east of the village with his short legs, and the slippery guy immediately passed Mengmeng like having fun.
Cang Hai asked: "There is still homework in the last kindergarten? What does such a young child know to write?"
"An observation assignment assigned by their teacher. Everyone observes an insect on Sunday, and asks every child to go up and talk about it on Monday. I don't know if you have watched the parent group. The teacher loves everyone one by one. !" Shi Wei asked a little annoyed.
Cang Hai smiled and said, "Isn't there you!"
In fact, Cang Hai is disgusted with this group of parents, as if he went to school with his children now.
Also, the teacher will give out some chicken soup for the soul at every turn. The most important thing for children's education is the family, and school education is only auxiliary.
Is what you said right?
All right!But it’s useless. If my family can educate me, what would I send it to school for?
Teacher, preaching and teaching karma to solve doubts!Now some teachers, alas, don't mention it!
Cang Hai always feels that being a teacher now is not as responsible as the teacher when he was a child. At that time, he made a mistake in a test that should not be wrong. I have to ask you why I made a mistake, how many times I have said it, etc. Now that I think about it, Cang Hai still misses the master's martial arts at the beginning.
"I don't know if it's an itchy skin, or what, but I miss the little willow that was my homeroom teacher when I was in elementary school," Cang Hai said with a smile.
Shi Wei said: "Then you can go to the teacher to beat you again tomorrow!"
"How old am I! Besides, the teacher was already in her fifties when she taught me, and she passed away when I was in high school." When Cang Hai thought of his primary school teacher, he thought again that the teacher had passed away up.
"Okay, let's go inside, it's quite hot outside, by the way, why don't we make some popsicles?" Shi Wei suddenly wanted to eat a cold popsicle.
Cang Hai said: "It's not easy to eat popsicles, just go to Grandma Li's house to buy them, why do you have to make them yourself?"
"Let's do it, the ones you bought taste too strong," Shi Wei said.
Cang Hai could only nod his head when he heard this, his wife said that if he wanted to make popsicles, then he would do it, so Cang Hai started to prepare things, such as fruit juice, and the squeezed juice didn’t put anything in it, just poured it into the popsicles In the mould, fruits of several colors are poured several times, and each time the bottom is frozen, and then the next color is poured. The popsicles made in this way are divided into colors.
Not to mention that Cang Hai and his wife were making popsicles, the little girl Mengmeng ran to the east of the village with a slippery head, called Xiaohu out at the gate of Xiaohu's house, and called Xiaodan and Gouwa to go out go play.
"Guy, what are we going to do tonight?"
Xiaodan took a popsicle that Mengmeng handed over, tore open the package, pulled the package down and began to bite.
Among the children in the village, Mengmeng is the richest. Children from other families, including Xiaohu, don’t have much pocket money for a month. Although Zhang Jiusheng makes a lot of money, he still controls Xiaohu’s spending money, unlike Cang Hai, who hardly cares about money. Control Misty on the top.
It’s not that Cang Hai believes in raising poor sons and rich daughters, but that Cang Hai is willing to give money to Mengmeng’s flowers, and Mengmeng is not the kind of flower in a greenhouse, she has suffered a lot, so she still has some self-control when it comes to Qian Mengmeng , At most, it is to buy a popsicle or something for the friends, most of them are actually in the piggy bank.
On the other hand, there are actually big economic reasons for a few small partners to look forward to Mengmengma.The boss has no money in hand, so how can the younger brother be willing to follow him!
"Go out for a walk, and find out if there are any little wild melons along the way." Mengmeng said while twirling the popsicle.
In fact, she didn't know where to go to play, anyway, as long as she came out, she would go around, and all the melons and fruits were just a pastime.
As soon as Mengmeng spoke, the remaining three on the other side nodded.So the four of them prepared to set off with popsicles.
After walking a few steps, I ran into a few female college students who were full and had nothing to do.
These girls are in their twenties, and it is impossible for them to go to bed as soon as the sun sets. For many of them, the nightlife at eleven or twelve o'clock has just begun. Don't underestimate the current female college students. There are many people who play games at night exist.
Three or four female college students came out for a stroll, and when they went out here, they saw the four little guys, Mengmeng. What did they think of the children in the countryside?
All of them were wearing clothes with holes in them. Some children even had no clothes to wear in summer, and all of them were dirty.
But the clothes on the children in front of me are not only clean but also quite new, especially the girl in the lead, and the boy with a thick head and a thick head. The clothes they are wearing are definitely not cheap, and the clothes they are wearing are cheaper than theirs. Not much.
"Little brother, little sister, where are you going?"
The girl at the head looked at Mengmeng and the others and asked with a smile.
Mengmeng was about to answer, when she suddenly felt that Danwazi pulled her, so she lowered her head and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Gu, this woman doesn't look like a good person!" Dan Wazi opened his mouth and said.
The girl who asked the question couldn't help being taken aback, and subconsciously took two steps forward, wanting to reach out and touch Danwazi's little brain.
As soon as the girl stretched out her hand, there was a whimpering sound in her ears, and she immediately retracted her hand when she turned her head, because a big dog next to Danwazi had already opened its mouth and stared fiercely at her. When it touches the little master, it will open its mouth and bite.
"Little brother, it's not good to say that!"
Another girl said something to Dan Wazi.
"There is something drawn on her hand, my mother won't let me play with such a person!"
Danwazi pointed at the first girl who asked questions. On her arm, there was a big tattoo like a wristband. Danwazi didn't know what was tattooed on it, but most of the tattoos in the boy's impression were not What a nice guy.
Hearing Danwazi's words, the girls were quite speechless. Tattoos may be a trend and fashion among young people in Shanghai, but in remote places, people who get tattoos all over their bodies are almost always socialites. The gangsters on the Internet are not serious people, and everyone is very disgusted with people who have tattoos of such people.
"Sister is not a bad person!"
The girl thought for a while, squatted down and explained to Danwazi with a smile.
Danwazi glanced at the girl, and said with disdain: "A bad guy never says he is a bad guy!"
Now the girls were speechless, and they didn't know how to answer Danwazi's words.
So misty that he doesn't mind if the girls in front of him are bad guys or not, even if they are bad guys, the four kids are accompanied by three dogs, and two of them are tiger-headed yellow, so with the girls in front of them, they can fight with a dog There are more than enough, let alone three.
"We are going to go out to the village to play!" Mengmeng continued to lick the popsicle in his hand.
When the girls heard that they were going out of the village to play, their eyes lit up immediately.
"Can you take us to play together? We arrived in the village on the first day, and we haven't walked around yet!"
Mengmeng tilted his head and thought for a while, then nodded: "Okay, follow up, don't walk too slowly!"
After speaking, Mengmeng turned her head directly and took Hutou and the others along the small ramp at the east end of the village to the bottom of the village.
The girls were amused by the behavior of the little adults, and they thought that with your short legs, how fast can you pass us adults?
But the girls also understand that they can think about this in their hearts, but they can't say it out loud. The four little guys in front seem to be ghosts and ghosts. What to do in case of danger.
These girls can be considered to have brains, knowing that in a strange place, it is best to be honest, in case something unexpected happens, it will be troublesome.
Now every household in the village is staying in their houses, the heat outside has not completely dissipated, and it is still cooler in the kiln at this time, so Mengmeng and his group did not meet any villagers, even the dogs in the village I met two or three, and half of them saw Mengmeng leaving the village, so they joined the team.
At the edge of the creek in front of the village, Mengmeng turned to the west and walked slowly upstream along the creek.
After a while, the girls found that these children seemed to be looking for something, so they opened their mouths and asked, "What are you looking for?"
Gouwazi walked behind the children, turned his head and said, "We are looking for wild rattan melons!"
"What is a wild rattan squash?"
"It's so big, round, and looks like a small watermelon with stripes, but inside it's a yellow sac..." Gouwazi explained.
Before Gouwazi finished speaking, a girl immediately pointed to the stream: "Look, look, fish!"
The girls turned their heads together and saw a school of fish swimming upstream in the stream.
The fish are not small, each one is about the length of an adult's arm, and a group of ten or so fish is almost the same size. This group of fish is going upstream, and from time to time, some fish turn their bodies sideways, and the bright fish scales on their lower abdomen can reflect the moonlight in the sky , a white spot appeared in the water.
The moon above the head was as bright and clean as a disk, and the gurgling stream was so clear that it almost seemed to have no depth. With the cooperation of such a moonlight stream, the fish in the river had nowhere to hide even if they wanted to.
"What a big fish!"
The girls immediately became excited. It's not that they haven't seen fish, but they haven't seen a school of live fish swimming in the stream.
A girl immediately rolled up her trousers and dipped her feet into the stream.
At first I thought the water was very shallow, but when the girl put her feet in, she realized that the stream was almost up to her knees when she took her first foot.Only then did the girl realize that the river bed does not go down a gentle slope.
Just when the girl was hesitant to take two steps forward, she suddenly found a school of fish in the water swimming towards her, one by one circling her submerged calves.
"Wow, so interesting!"
When the other girls heard this, they immediately rolled up their trouser legs and stood in the river, experiencing the feeling of being surrounded by a school of fish.
The girls yelled, in the eyes of Mengmeng and others, they were very ignorant, but there were a few fish in the river, spinning around their legs, as for such yelling!
"Can this fish be caught?"
A girl bent down and put her fingers into the water, and in an instant a fish swam over, opened its mouth and took her fingers into its mouth.
The girl was amused by being teased, and asked Gouwazi.
Gou Wazi said: "Of course it is possible. Fish are reserved for people to eat, but now in our village we generally don't eat fish from streams, but from lagoons."
"why?"
A group of girls were very puzzled, because in their opinion, the fish here is already very big, and it would be impossible to buy it for a few dozen dollars in a restaurant in Shanghai.
"The fish there don't need to be caught by yourself, and they are bigger than the ones in the stream. Carps like this one must be at least half grown to be the best time to eat," Gou Wazi said.
The girls were dumbfounded again, how hard is it to catch this kind of stupid fish that can bite people's hands?The people in this village are too lazy!
(End of this chapter)
Cang Hai returned home and was about to go into the kiln when he saw Mengmeng coming out, holding a watermelon in one hand, eating one by himself while the other slipperyly licked and gnawed from time to time.
Seeing Mengmeng's appearance, Cang Hai knew that the little girl was going out to play.
"What are you going to do?" Cang Hai asked.
Sure enough, Meng Meng turned around and said to Cang Hai: "Go out and play!"
After hearing this, Cang Hai lifted the curtain and was about to enter the room, who knew that he almost bumped into Shi Wei who came out of the kiln.
"Have you finished your homework? Are you going out to play?" Shi Wei pushed Cang Hai away and asked Meng Meng outside.
Mengmeng blinked her eyes: "It's done!"
"It's really done!" Mengmeng said again, fearing that his sister-in-law would not believe it.
"Go then!"
Following Shi Wei's words, Mengmeng immediately ran towards the east of the village with his short legs, and the slippery guy immediately passed Mengmeng like having fun.
Cang Hai asked: "There is still homework in the last kindergarten? What does such a young child know to write?"
"An observation assignment assigned by their teacher. Everyone observes an insect on Sunday, and asks every child to go up and talk about it on Monday. I don't know if you have watched the parent group. The teacher loves everyone one by one. !" Shi Wei asked a little annoyed.
Cang Hai smiled and said, "Isn't there you!"
In fact, Cang Hai is disgusted with this group of parents, as if he went to school with his children now.
Also, the teacher will give out some chicken soup for the soul at every turn. The most important thing for children's education is the family, and school education is only auxiliary.
Is what you said right?
All right!But it’s useless. If my family can educate me, what would I send it to school for?
Teacher, preaching and teaching karma to solve doubts!Now some teachers, alas, don't mention it!
Cang Hai always feels that being a teacher now is not as responsible as the teacher when he was a child. At that time, he made a mistake in a test that should not be wrong. I have to ask you why I made a mistake, how many times I have said it, etc. Now that I think about it, Cang Hai still misses the master's martial arts at the beginning.
"I don't know if it's an itchy skin, or what, but I miss the little willow that was my homeroom teacher when I was in elementary school," Cang Hai said with a smile.
Shi Wei said: "Then you can go to the teacher to beat you again tomorrow!"
"How old am I! Besides, the teacher was already in her fifties when she taught me, and she passed away when I was in high school." When Cang Hai thought of his primary school teacher, he thought again that the teacher had passed away up.
"Okay, let's go inside, it's quite hot outside, by the way, why don't we make some popsicles?" Shi Wei suddenly wanted to eat a cold popsicle.
Cang Hai said: "It's not easy to eat popsicles, just go to Grandma Li's house to buy them, why do you have to make them yourself?"
"Let's do it, the ones you bought taste too strong," Shi Wei said.
Cang Hai could only nod his head when he heard this, his wife said that if he wanted to make popsicles, then he would do it, so Cang Hai started to prepare things, such as fruit juice, and the squeezed juice didn’t put anything in it, just poured it into the popsicles In the mould, fruits of several colors are poured several times, and each time the bottom is frozen, and then the next color is poured. The popsicles made in this way are divided into colors.
Not to mention that Cang Hai and his wife were making popsicles, the little girl Mengmeng ran to the east of the village with a slippery head, called Xiaohu out at the gate of Xiaohu's house, and called Xiaodan and Gouwa to go out go play.
"Guy, what are we going to do tonight?"
Xiaodan took a popsicle that Mengmeng handed over, tore open the package, pulled the package down and began to bite.
Among the children in the village, Mengmeng is the richest. Children from other families, including Xiaohu, don’t have much pocket money for a month. Although Zhang Jiusheng makes a lot of money, he still controls Xiaohu’s spending money, unlike Cang Hai, who hardly cares about money. Control Misty on the top.
It’s not that Cang Hai believes in raising poor sons and rich daughters, but that Cang Hai is willing to give money to Mengmeng’s flowers, and Mengmeng is not the kind of flower in a greenhouse, she has suffered a lot, so she still has some self-control when it comes to Qian Mengmeng , At most, it is to buy a popsicle or something for the friends, most of them are actually in the piggy bank.
On the other hand, there are actually big economic reasons for a few small partners to look forward to Mengmengma.The boss has no money in hand, so how can the younger brother be willing to follow him!
"Go out for a walk, and find out if there are any little wild melons along the way." Mengmeng said while twirling the popsicle.
In fact, she didn't know where to go to play, anyway, as long as she came out, she would go around, and all the melons and fruits were just a pastime.
As soon as Mengmeng spoke, the remaining three on the other side nodded.So the four of them prepared to set off with popsicles.
After walking a few steps, I ran into a few female college students who were full and had nothing to do.
These girls are in their twenties, and it is impossible for them to go to bed as soon as the sun sets. For many of them, the nightlife at eleven or twelve o'clock has just begun. Don't underestimate the current female college students. There are many people who play games at night exist.
Three or four female college students came out for a stroll, and when they went out here, they saw the four little guys, Mengmeng. What did they think of the children in the countryside?
All of them were wearing clothes with holes in them. Some children even had no clothes to wear in summer, and all of them were dirty.
But the clothes on the children in front of me are not only clean but also quite new, especially the girl in the lead, and the boy with a thick head and a thick head. The clothes they are wearing are definitely not cheap, and the clothes they are wearing are cheaper than theirs. Not much.
"Little brother, little sister, where are you going?"
The girl at the head looked at Mengmeng and the others and asked with a smile.
Mengmeng was about to answer, when she suddenly felt that Danwazi pulled her, so she lowered her head and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Gu, this woman doesn't look like a good person!" Dan Wazi opened his mouth and said.
The girl who asked the question couldn't help being taken aback, and subconsciously took two steps forward, wanting to reach out and touch Danwazi's little brain.
As soon as the girl stretched out her hand, there was a whimpering sound in her ears, and she immediately retracted her hand when she turned her head, because a big dog next to Danwazi had already opened its mouth and stared fiercely at her. When it touches the little master, it will open its mouth and bite.
"Little brother, it's not good to say that!"
Another girl said something to Dan Wazi.
"There is something drawn on her hand, my mother won't let me play with such a person!"
Danwazi pointed at the first girl who asked questions. On her arm, there was a big tattoo like a wristband. Danwazi didn't know what was tattooed on it, but most of the tattoos in the boy's impression were not What a nice guy.
Hearing Danwazi's words, the girls were quite speechless. Tattoos may be a trend and fashion among young people in Shanghai, but in remote places, people who get tattoos all over their bodies are almost always socialites. The gangsters on the Internet are not serious people, and everyone is very disgusted with people who have tattoos of such people.
"Sister is not a bad person!"
The girl thought for a while, squatted down and explained to Danwazi with a smile.
Danwazi glanced at the girl, and said with disdain: "A bad guy never says he is a bad guy!"
Now the girls were speechless, and they didn't know how to answer Danwazi's words.
So misty that he doesn't mind if the girls in front of him are bad guys or not, even if they are bad guys, the four kids are accompanied by three dogs, and two of them are tiger-headed yellow, so with the girls in front of them, they can fight with a dog There are more than enough, let alone three.
"We are going to go out to the village to play!" Mengmeng continued to lick the popsicle in his hand.
When the girls heard that they were going out of the village to play, their eyes lit up immediately.
"Can you take us to play together? We arrived in the village on the first day, and we haven't walked around yet!"
Mengmeng tilted his head and thought for a while, then nodded: "Okay, follow up, don't walk too slowly!"
After speaking, Mengmeng turned her head directly and took Hutou and the others along the small ramp at the east end of the village to the bottom of the village.
The girls were amused by the behavior of the little adults, and they thought that with your short legs, how fast can you pass us adults?
But the girls also understand that they can think about this in their hearts, but they can't say it out loud. The four little guys in front seem to be ghosts and ghosts. What to do in case of danger.
These girls can be considered to have brains, knowing that in a strange place, it is best to be honest, in case something unexpected happens, it will be troublesome.
Now every household in the village is staying in their houses, the heat outside has not completely dissipated, and it is still cooler in the kiln at this time, so Mengmeng and his group did not meet any villagers, even the dogs in the village I met two or three, and half of them saw Mengmeng leaving the village, so they joined the team.
At the edge of the creek in front of the village, Mengmeng turned to the west and walked slowly upstream along the creek.
After a while, the girls found that these children seemed to be looking for something, so they opened their mouths and asked, "What are you looking for?"
Gouwazi walked behind the children, turned his head and said, "We are looking for wild rattan melons!"
"What is a wild rattan squash?"
"It's so big, round, and looks like a small watermelon with stripes, but inside it's a yellow sac..." Gouwazi explained.
Before Gouwazi finished speaking, a girl immediately pointed to the stream: "Look, look, fish!"
The girls turned their heads together and saw a school of fish swimming upstream in the stream.
The fish are not small, each one is about the length of an adult's arm, and a group of ten or so fish is almost the same size. This group of fish is going upstream, and from time to time, some fish turn their bodies sideways, and the bright fish scales on their lower abdomen can reflect the moonlight in the sky , a white spot appeared in the water.
The moon above the head was as bright and clean as a disk, and the gurgling stream was so clear that it almost seemed to have no depth. With the cooperation of such a moonlight stream, the fish in the river had nowhere to hide even if they wanted to.
"What a big fish!"
The girls immediately became excited. It's not that they haven't seen fish, but they haven't seen a school of live fish swimming in the stream.
A girl immediately rolled up her trousers and dipped her feet into the stream.
At first I thought the water was very shallow, but when the girl put her feet in, she realized that the stream was almost up to her knees when she took her first foot.Only then did the girl realize that the river bed does not go down a gentle slope.
Just when the girl was hesitant to take two steps forward, she suddenly found a school of fish in the water swimming towards her, one by one circling her submerged calves.
"Wow, so interesting!"
When the other girls heard this, they immediately rolled up their trouser legs and stood in the river, experiencing the feeling of being surrounded by a school of fish.
The girls yelled, in the eyes of Mengmeng and others, they were very ignorant, but there were a few fish in the river, spinning around their legs, as for such yelling!
"Can this fish be caught?"
A girl bent down and put her fingers into the water, and in an instant a fish swam over, opened its mouth and took her fingers into its mouth.
The girl was amused by being teased, and asked Gouwazi.
Gou Wazi said: "Of course it is possible. Fish are reserved for people to eat, but now in our village we generally don't eat fish from streams, but from lagoons."
"why?"
A group of girls were very puzzled, because in their opinion, the fish here is already very big, and it would be impossible to buy it for a few dozen dollars in a restaurant in Shanghai.
"The fish there don't need to be caught by yourself, and they are bigger than the ones in the stream. Carps like this one must be at least half grown to be the best time to eat," Gou Wazi said.
The girls were dumbfounded again, how hard is it to catch this kind of stupid fish that can bite people's hands?The people in this village are too lazy!
(End of this chapter)
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