slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 444
Cang Hai had a bitter face, looking at almost the entire sledge on his sledge, and turned his head to ask for safety.

"Are you saying that I am looking for guilt?"

Ping An listened to an expression that I didn't understand: "Why? Second brother, I don't quite understand what you think. What do you mean by asking for guilt? Isn't it good for everyone to swim in winter together? Also, Sister Yue said winter swimming It is very beneficial to people, it can..."

"Hey! I got it"

Cang Hai shook his hand and said that he already understood the benefits of winter swimming, so Ping An stopped talking about it.

Early this morning, Cang Hai felt a little uneasy when he woke up. It wasn't because Cang Hai was sick, but because after he showed off the hot pot yesterday, Qi Yue and his gang were no longer willing to eat boxed lunches. All strongly demanded to eat hot pot.

For ordinary people, telling them not to eat is nothing more than quoting a higher price, but this group of people is really not short of money, occasionally one or two, and a bachelor is not bad in terms of his earning ability.So the price can't frighten them, even if it does, it's impossible for Qi Yue and Cang Hai to quote a sky-high price.

So Cang Hai had no choice but to honestly prepare hot pot ingredients for everyone. Li Liren was relieved when he got them. He had to fry them, but now he only needs to wash the vegetables, freeze the meat slices, and slice them into rolls. That's it.

While Cang Hai was busy, Li Liren came to Cang Hai's door with a tea mug in one hand and a cigarette in the other. He stretched out his head to look inside and found Cang Hai there, so he lifted the curtain and walked in.

"I'm busy, I'm ready, do you want to get it here?" Li Liren looked at Cang Hai and said with a smile.

Cang Hai nodded his head: "Get it here, I just finished working here."

"Have you brought ginger soup?" Li Liren asked.

Cang Hai nodded: "I brought them all, there are two big pots, what's wrong with this group of people, are they all planning to drink ginger soup to fill their stomachs?"

"Who told you to make this ginger soup so well? If you want to say that this wild bee honey is good, it has a strong floral fragrance, which makes people want to drink it more and more," Li Liren said.

Speaking of honey, now no one dislikes it. After returning, Cang Hai sent a bottle to each family, and Ping An gave three bottles, but after this thing was in his hands, it was said to be beautiful. Juan was taken away.

Everyone now attributes the effect of ginger soup to honey, and Cang Hai doesn't explain too much, anyway, everyone thinks so and it is just what he wants.

After Li Licheng said a few words, he turned around and put all the things he had prepared on the sledge, and piled up all the things on the Canghai side. After tying them up, he drove the ugly donkey to the side of the lagoon.

Arriving at the lagoon, today is more lively than yesterday, not only because of the participation of Xu Xiaomin and Qin Lingling, but also the two little dolls from Canghai's family and Tietou, who also came to play on the ice of the lagoon.

As soon as Canghai came to the edge of the lagoon, he saw his two silly sons soaking in the frozen lake.

"Don't freeze them." Cang Hai hurriedly got off the sledge, came to the side of the lagoon, bent down and stretched out his arms, ready to hug his eldest son, Bo Qi.

At this moment, the girl playing with Boqi felt a little embarrassed. She actually liked Boqi very much. He was chubby, beautiful and unrecognizable, and laughed whenever he was teased, unlike other children who would always tease him. She howled so loudly that she was so annoyed to death.So she held Boqi in her arms for a while, never expecting that Cang Hai would take the child away as soon as he came over.

"what are you doing!"

Shi Wei happened to swim back at this time, and when she saw Cang Hai about to carry the child up, she immediately scolded.

"The child is too young, in case...".

Cang Hai still feels sorry for his son, afraid that this little thing will catch a cold and get sick, even if he has the space to heal it, but which parent wants his child to have nothing to suffer from?

"What a little boy, you had a lot of fun playing in the water when you weren't here, don't you believe it's cool to touch your son's body?" Shi Wei took the child back again.

As soon as he touched the water, Boqi laughed even more happily, waving his little fat hands and his little fat legs kept kicking the water to play, giggling happily.

Seeing Cang Hai staring at Wazi, Shi Wei said, "I'll do a magic trick for you!"

After finishing speaking, as soon as Shi Wei let go, she saw little Boqi began to sink. When she saw her son sinking into the water, Cang Hai's heart immediately rose to his throat. If it wasn't because it was the child's mother who did this, Cang Hai I jumped up and kicked people a long time ago, dare to play with my baby like this, it's boring, right?

Boqi, who was sinking, stopped in the water after a while, paddling the water with both hands, and he didn't appear to be hypoxic at all, just like a fish in the water.

While Cang Hai was stunned, little Boqi swam towards Shi Wei with his little hands and feet, hugged Shi Wei's stomach and slowly climbed up until he stuck his head out, but he didn't see the little thing exhale , Just like a sea lion, it came out of the water so naturally.

"How is it?" Shi Wei said with a smile.

Cang Hai replied: "It's amazing!"

Other than Cang Hai, there were others who saw a different scene.

Fang Wu shook his head and said, "No wonder some scientists don't believe that humans evolved from monkeys!"

"Let's hear it?" Cang Hai was quite curious.

The current mainstream view is Darwin's theory of evolution, and Cang Hai has never heard of other schools of thought.

Fang Wu squatted beside Cang Hai: "Darwin believed that we humans evolved from monkeys on land, but some scientists believe that we humans evolved from a kind of water monkey, and our blood relationship with gorillas is not as Darwinian. They think it is so close. One of their evidences is that both killer whales and dolphins rarely harm humans. This phenomenon is difficult to explain. Both are carnivorous animals, and dolphins are still on the menu of killer whales. Why? When such a situation occurs, some scientists believe that this is the imprint left in the genes of killer whales and dolphins by human ancestor sea monkeys, perhaps our ancestor sea monkeys lived and hunted together with their ancestors... ".

Cang Hai was a little confused when he heard this, but no matter whether humans evolved from monkeys on land or monkeys in the sea, it couldn't change Cang Hai's current life, so he just listened to it as a joke.

Such a big event really has nothing to do with ordinary people like Cang Hai.

"Where's Zhonglin?"

Cang Hai turned to look for his second son.

Turning around, I found that the little guy was playing happily in the arms of his grandmother Wang Zhenzhen.

"Mom got into the water too?" Cang Hai asked Shi Wei.

Shi Wei explained with a smile: "It was my godmother who persuaded me, and then drank a little ginger soup. Seeing that everyone was having fun, she was moved, and when Dad came down to swim happily, she couldn't help it. Alright, now you can see how happy you are."

"Hey, you guys are really happy, but I'm not feeling well here, with so many people, there's simply not enough small hot pot for our table.

Cang Hai and Shi Wei booked a table for 22 people. When they ordered the small hot pot, the young couple felt that it was exaggerated, but now there is a situation where it is not enough.

If you can make it up in normal times, online shopping is so convenient now, but what time is it?

"If it doesn't work, let's just use it for them first, anyway, divide it into two batches to eat, even if the villagers come, what are you afraid of if the dishes are clean!" Shi Wei didn't mind this matter too much.

Cang Hai said: "It's a good thing the young and old in the village didn't come!"

Shi Wei had a smile on her face when she heard this, and pointed to a small pond not far away.

Cang Hai turned his head to look, and couldn't help but let out a cry of "I'm going," because in that small pond, besides his teacher Guan Qidong, godfather Qi Feng and old father-in-law Shi Zhenbang, there were also third uncle Cang Shiyuan and Hu Shijie. , plus a Miao Zhengwei.

These people made a small winter swimming pool look like a bathhouse, among them Cang Shiyuan had a towel on his forehead, those who didn't know it thought he was soaking in a hot spring.

"Ping An, you go and light up the charcoal fire, and at the same time distribute the vegetables to each pool!" Cang Hai walked towards the small pool after speaking.

Ping An started to work honestly, Gu Han and Fang Wu couldn't see it, so they also got up from the pool to help, the three quickly started the hot pot, and put the ingredients on the trays to each small pool Next to the child, let everyone use it.

Cang Hai came to the small pond where Hu Shijie and others stayed and squatted down.

"What are you talking about, so happy?"

"Haiwazi, don't you have nothing to do, come down quickly to have a drink. I really didn't expect that a dip in the pool in winter would be so comfortable. The only difference is that I have to drink a lot of ginger tea. I don't know if there is any." People are peeing in the pool!" Hu Shijie said with a smile.

Miao Zhengwei said with a smile: "Old director, don't talk about such a disgusting thing, okay? We seem to be soaked in urine!"

Cang Hai laughed and said, "Don't worry, if someone dares to pee at this time, the fish would have already bit him!"

Cang Hai just said the words, and before anyone spoke to him, there was an exclamation from the other side, followed by a burst of laughter: "Good guy, Qian Mai can still fish with his flesh!"

"Hurry up, yo, it hurts me to death!" Qian Mai shouted loudly at his friends.

"Did you bite the meat? Didn't you bite on the pants?"

"Bite your sister, quickly take it off for me!" Qian Mai yelled again.

All of a sudden, the people around were in a hurry.

Cang Hai naturally ran over immediately, because what Cang Hai said was not a joke, if someone dared to pee secretly in the pool, he would definitely be bitten.

When he came to the side of the crowd, Cang Hai separated from the crowd and came to Qian Mai's side, and saw a little bastard about the size of a palm biting Qian Mai's pants, and it was just a tiny bit away from biting Qian Mai's little sparrow .

"You won't pee in the pool, will you?" Cang Hai asked.

Fang Xitong next to him asked, "What does this have to do with peeing in the pool?"

"We have a saying here that only those who urinate in the pool will be bitten by bastards. Honestly, did you urinate in the pool?" Cang Hai asked.

Qian Mai opened his mouth and said, "...".

Looking at his expression, anyone who is not stupid will understand that this kid must have peed in the pool.

"Fuck me, you're so disgusting, you're so disgusting that I'm soaking in your piss, thank you I trust you so much!" A guy immediately jumped about two meters away from Qian Mai with a look of disgust on his face.

Qian Mai justified himself: "I'm not in a hurry!"

"Damn, you can't do this in a hurry, everyone is soaking in the pool." The other one is also quite disgusted.

Cang Hai stopped the quarrel of the crowd: "Okay, okay, don't quarrel, this time, thanks to your luck, if you change to a big bastard, or bite your part, then there will be a Just play, when the time comes, I can only throw you a knife and let you cut it yourself, because this thing usually won’t let go if it bites, so it’s time to do this!”

As he said that, Cang Hai stretched out his hand and grabbed the bastard, then muttered something, and at the same time kept knocking on the bastard's shell: "I won't urinate in the future, I won't urinate in the future, if I urinate again, he will be a little bastard!"

After reading it several times in a row, it can be regarded as embarrassing money.

Fortunately, Xiao Wang Ba finally let go, and was thrown back into the water by Cang Hai.

(End of this chapter)