slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 446 You Can't See Me!
Cang Hai looked around and asked everyone, "What's the matter, what are you waiting for? Waiting for someone to treat you to a drink? Hurry up!"

The person next to him immediately became flustered.

Cang Hai looked at it for a while, and immediately felt that he couldn't laugh or cry because of this group of people, so he had to open his mouth again: "What are you doing, I asked you to find his clothes quickly, what are you doing? Pull the river? What if you What if you use your strength to pull that thing off, can you bear the responsibility?"

Hearing what Cang Hai said, everyone sent their hands away one after another.The person who was dialed also yelled.

"Let go, let go quickly!"

Cang Hai suppressed a smile, opened his mouth and continued, "I'll drive the sledge first, and then two or three people will go to the county hospital with me."

After hearing this, Li Jin immediately asked: "Brother Hai, Brother Hai, what can you do? Can you not go to the hospital? It's so embarrassing. When I go to the hospital, people think I did something to the fish."

Cang Hai said: "Then what can be done, the fish's suction is quite strong!"

"Killing the fish, is it possible to kill the fish?" Li Jin saw that there seemed to be a girl approaching over there. They were all friends. Did he know how good his group of friends are at booing.

Don't underestimate this group of women. A woman may be shy or something, but a group of women get together, and they are very bold. That has nothing to do with being shy. At this time, it is usually the men who are shy.

"I said Li Jin, what are you doing?" Seeing that Li Jin didn't complain, a girl immediately made a joke.

Li Jin opened his mouth and said, "Grandma, what are you doing here at this time, go back quickly!"

After speaking, Li Jin raised his hand to Cang Hai and gestured again: "Look, look, how embarrassing it is to go to the county hospital!"

"Then I really have no choice, and if I kill the fish, who knows if the fish will struggle crazily because of death. If something happens, you must know that this possibility exists. I dare not move, because Responsible," Cang Hai insisted.

This is when someone opened his mouth to persuade: "Li Jin should go to the hospital, it's better to be ashamed than to become Dongfang Bubai".

"You are Dongfang Bubai, and your whole family is Dongfang Bubai!" Li Jin roared angrily.

Although it was a shout, everyone knew that Li Jin just agreed to come down to the hospital out of embarrassment, so they split up and started to work.

Cang Hai returned to the side of the sledge, Hu Shijie and his group had already come up from the water, each wearing a piece of clothing, came to Cang Hai and asked the reason.

"This kid!"

After hearing Cang Hai's description, a group of people didn't know what to say. The one in front had just been bitten, and it wasn't long before the other one was bitten again.

"Will it be dangerous?" Miao Zhengwei was a little worried.

Hu Shijie said: "What's the danger? If you have nothing to do, take out the sparrow and shake it in the water, so the fish will think it's bait!"

After finishing speaking, Hu Shijie grinned and became amused.

When Hu Shijie smiled, the people next to him also laughed.

"Why don't we go and have a look?" Qi Feng asked the big guy.

Everyone, look at me, and I look at you. Without saying a word, you turned around and walked slowly towards the place where Li Jin was lying.

When they arrived at the place, everyone looked at Li Jin lying on the ice with a ashen face, and they were holding back their laughter.

After just one glance, everyone understood that Li Jin hadn't suffered any substantial harm, but had a bitter face.Sitting there without pain or itching is nothing more than a little ugly.

"Can't you take it off?" Guan Qidong asked Hu Shijie next to him.

Hu Shijie looked at the fish under Li Jin's crotch, squatted down and looked at it carefully before saying: "This fish is so big, it's a pity that I can't eat it. It's a pity this fish."

After finishing speaking, Hu Shijie explained the origin of this fish to the big guy, and repeatedly emphasized that this fish is really rare, and it is even rarer when it grows to such a large size.

After hearing this, Li Jin couldn't tell what kind of feeling he was feeling in his heart now. Seeing that there were more and more people around him, he felt that his cheeks were getting hotter and hotter.

At this time, Qi Yue also stretched his head and brain, and began to tease Li Jin: "Hey, Li Jin, this fish is of a good size!"

As soon as Qi Yue's voice sounded, the people around immediately burst into laughter.

"Wait, Qi Yue, when you are ashamed, I will definitely use a trumpet to announce it!" Li Jin said bitterly.

Qi Yue immediately said again: "Don't tell me, I forgot, I will really give you a good publicity when I go back."

Qi Feng suppressed a smile, turned to his daughter and said, "Li Jin is currently injured, so don't sprinkle salt on the wound!"

After hearing what her father said, Qi Yue curled her lips slightly and fell silent.

The woman's voice was neither too loud nor too soft, making it hard to tell who said it, but she could clearly hear the content of the words in her ears. It was really a good rumor.

Li Jin yelled angrily: "A bastard can do such a dirty thing!"

Li Jin almost swears and swears.

Cang Hai had already tied up the sledge at this time, and returned to Li Jin with the ugly donkey.

"Get out of the way, what looks good about me, isn't it just a fish hanging on the bottom, get out of the way, the sledge can't get in" Cang Hai shouted loudly at the people who were watching Li Jin.

When he came to Li Jin's side, Cang Hai motioned for everyone to carry Li Jin onto the sledge.

After Li Jin was carried onto the sledge, he asked Cang Hai again, "Is that how we go?"

Cang Hai pretended to be very strange and asked back: "If you don't go like this, what are you going to do? You're going to wear a pair of pants, where can you find such fat pants that can hold your legs and a fish weighing a few kilos? "

Li Jin fell silent after hearing this.

Cang Hai replied: "When I go back to the village, I'll find you one or two quilts or something to wrap you up. Is it really possible to let you enter the county naked? Even if I thought about it, the police in the county would not agree." ah".

It's funny from people's ears, and those who couldn't hold back their laughter had already smiled and covered their mouths to hold back their laughter.

When we arrived in the village, we found two cotton quilts for Li Jin to wrap him in, and then got a few hot water bottles to stuff them in the quilt, and transported him from the sledge to the car again.

Cang Hai put snow chains on the car again, and after a long while, he drove the car with Li Jin to the county seat.

It took almost two and a half hours to get Li Jin to the hospital.

After the car stopped, Cang Hai and others carried Li Jin down. At this moment, Cang Hai turned around and found the little nurse who took care of Shi Wei when she gave birth last time.

The little nurse was chatting and laughing with a colleague who was also wearing a white coat.

One of them saw the strange situation in Canghai, so he said something to his companions, and then everyone came over to help.

The little nurse turned around and found Cang Hai, and greeted Cang Hai with a smile: "Hello, Boss Cang!"

Then he asked, "What's wrong?"

"This man was bitten by a fish." Cang Hai stretched out his finger to Li Jin.

At this moment, Li Jin wished he could thrust his chin into his chest.

When the little nurse and her companion heard this, they immediately understood. They looked at each other with a very strange smile on their faces, and then someone turned around and went to push the bed.

Soon the bed was rolled over.

The little nurse saw that Cang Hai and the others wanted to put them on the cot together with the quilts, and immediately said: "How can I put down so many things, hurry up! How long has this been hurt? What if something happens? ?”

After hearing this, Cang Hai and the others immediately peeled off the quilt.

Li Jin had no choice but to grab the quilt tightly when he saw it, as if he was about to be caught by someone. If a woman had the strength of Li Jin, it would not be a problem to fight four or five hooligans, so naturally there would be no problem. What a crime.

No matter how Li Jin struggled, the final result was still the same!Li Jin lay on the bed with his big fish.

Even the well-informed little nurses were a little confused by this situation.

"Hurry up, push in!"

Following a roar from one of the older nurses, a nurse gave a hand, and together they pushed Li Jin who was lying on the bed.

There are quite a lot of people in the hospital at this time. Everyone was not interested in seeing a person lying on the bed, but they all stretched their necks to look at the person with a fish hanging on it.

"Look, mom, there's a fish hanging on that uncle's dick!"

A little girl's voice sounded clear and crisp in the hall, immediately attracting everyone's attention to Li Jin.

"You read it wrong, it's uncle playing!"

The woman grabbed the girl and turned her back to Li Jin, and at the same time gave Li Jin a hard look: "Shameless!"

Li Jin couldn't care about anything else now, it was better to hide his face, which made him feel a little better.All the way I muttered in my heart: You can't see me!

Fortunately, the nurses pushed faster and pushed directly to the emergency room.

After arriving at the emergency room, the doctor was also confused.

"I've been a doctor for so many years, this is the first time I've seen something like this!"

"Didn't you just see one bitten by a turtle last month?"

"Oh, that doesn't count. When it was delivered, it was already hopeless. In this life, it's nothing more than a pipe for peeing."

……

"Doctor, let me help you, hurry up and find a way, okay, don't chat, okay?" Li Jin was about to cry.

(End of this chapter)