slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 456 Relieve boredom
While chatting, Cang Hai suddenly remembered something, so he slapped his thigh: "How did I forget about this?"

Zheng Bowei asked curiously, "What's the matter?"

"I promised to help my brother-in-law catch groundhogs. Are you tired? If you are not tired, come with me. If you are tired, I will arrange for you to rest first." Cang Hai said.

When Zheng Bowei heard that he was tired, he stood up straight away: "Then what are you waiting for, let's go! I can kill a cow now, who is going to sleep, hurry up!"

The two left the study one after the other, and Cang Hai went to the warehouse, took two cages, and led Zheng Bowei to the barn.

"Can you ride a horse?" Cang Hai asked.

Zheng Bowei patted his chest and said: "Of course I can ride a horse. For the men in the Northwest who can't ride a horse, how can they do it?"

Cang Hai looked at his appearance and didn't know whether he really knew how to ride or pretended to ride, but it didn't matter, anyway, he was not a serious horse to ride, and he couldn't run like a horse. Lu Feikuai, if he couldn't even trot If he couldn't do it on his back, Cang Hai had no choice but to throw him down.

When he arrived at the barn, Cang Hai found that both Hu Shijie and Li Licheng were there, talking about something in front of the gate of a small mule.

"What are you doing here so late?"

Just as Hu Shijie finished speaking, he saw Zheng Bowei who came in with Cang Hai, and he opened his mouth and said, "Why is Bowei coming here today?"

"I have nothing to do at home and come to play with Cang Hai. By the way, what are you two doing? It's so interesting to watch the animals together at night." Zheng Bowei laughed and teased the two old men.

As one of Canghai's few friends, Zheng Bowei has not been to the village once or twice. He used to know everyone well when he was a child. Now that Canghai has returned to his hometown, Zheng Bowei naturally became warm with everyone again.

"What are you talking about? What do you mean by coming to see the livestock at night? We got a new mule here. Come and take a look. I'll test your vision and see if it's as good as your father's!" Li Licheng pointed his finger at himself. The fence in front of you.

Zheng Bowei's Lao Tzu used to be a farmer in the village, that is, a farmer, but his level is average, about above average. He is not good at horses, but mules. He was nicknamed Mule Zheng, just because The level is really limited, and the name has not been broken.

Although the name didn't come out, everyone made fun of him, and when they met, the mule Zheng would bark.

After hearing this, Zheng Bowei walked over and saw a big mule standing in the fence. Although it was just a little mule and looked rather ugly, its limbs were strong and its hooves were as big as The mouth of the bowl is average, especially the muscles of the buttocks of the mule can't help but remind Zheng Bowei of those bodybuilders who compete.

"The trolley is very good," Zheng Bowei said.

The two old men, Li Licheng and Hu Shijie, waited for a long time, waiting for Zheng Bowei to say the following, who knew that after waiting for almost a minute, Zheng Bowei still had no intention of speaking.

"Is this the end?" Hu Shijie asked with a smile.

Zheng Bowei said happily: "I'm not like my father. Some of them talked about it for a while, and everyone laughed at the end. I just said that this mule pulls a cart well."

"Is it up to you to say that?" Li Licheng laughed at Zheng Bowei.

"Doesn't that just prove that I'm right!" Zheng Bowei laughed happily.

Cang Hai stood beside him without saying a word at this time, the little mule is indeed a good mule, just by looking at his appearance, he can tell that Kong Wu is powerful, and so far, this mule has a pretty good personality, he is indeed a good mule. Good animals for pulling carts.

"Whose family does this little mule belong to?" Zheng Bowei asked.

Li Licheng reached out and tapped his chest, and a foreign language suddenly came out of his mouth: "Me! It's me!"

Everyone was immediately amused, and Cang Hai smiled for a while and asked: "Your English pronunciation, really, the British want to die when they hear it."

"That's right, lend me this animal, and I'll follow Cang Hai to catch groundhogs," Zheng Bowei said.

Li Licheng immediately shook his head and said, "No way, this little thing hasn't fully grown yet, and I don't care how much you weigh, so what if it crushes an animal? There are a few geldings over there with good personalities. Walking is also safe, you should go ride them."

"mean!"

Zheng Bowei dropped his sentence, then raised his legs and walked towards the direction of Li Licheng's finger. When he got there, he found a few pack horses in the fence.

The pack horse is well-groomed. Although the fur is not very shiny, it is still clean, which is pretty good for a horse raised by ordinary countrymen. As for oiling and bathing, dressing up the horse hair like Like satin, it's only something rich people do, and ordinary families really can't afford it.

"Have you chosen yet?"

Cang Hai stood next to Zheng Bowei, glanced at the animals, and then pointed at the shortest one: "That's it, you go to tie it."

"Why choose such a short horse, I don't want to ride a short horse, I want to ride a tall one," Zheng Bowei said.

Cang Hai said disdainfully: "You think we are going to charge, but let me tell you that we are going to climb over the mountains. There are a few small hills to climb. Shorter horses are more comfortable. If they are too high, it is easy to lose the center of gravity when going up and down. stable……".

But it's a pity that Zheng Bowei didn't listen to Cang Hai's words at all, and directly chose the tallest draft horse, put a bridle on it, and led it outside the barn.

Cang Hai's mount is naturally an ugly donkey. Although the size of an ugly donkey can be put into a donkey, it is a bit inferior to the pack horses bred by Europeans. Animals are like adults with children.

"It's no wonder that I had to choose the big one, so that's what you planned in your heart."

Zheng Bowei, who got on the horseback, looked down at Cang Hai, his face became a flower of joy, because he was directly taller than Cang Hai by more than a head, if the two of them were walking on the street dressed like this If you ask ten people, ten people will say that Cang Hai is Zheng Bowei's entourage.

Cang Hai was also quite speechless, what else could he say at this time, everything he said was wrong.

"lets go!"

After Cang Hai said something, he lightly pinched the ugly donkey's belly.After receiving the signal, the ugly donkey kicked off its four hooves, and the clear and crisp sound of hooves hitting the bluestone slabs in the village was so sweet.

Zheng Bowei followed behind Cang Hai, looking at Cang Hai in front of him like a child, he was so happy in his heart, after thinking for a while, he took out his mobile phone, took a short video and posted it on the Internet, with the name written as : Ordinary life of me and my fool entourage.

Cang Hai doesn't have the habit of playing with these things, if it's not necessary or when he's really bored, he won't hold his phone and watch these things over and over again.

But soon Zheng Bowei couldn't enjoy it anymore, because the animals not only wanted to drill the bamboo forest, but also turned over the soil slope, just like Cang Hai reminded before, the pack horse didn't step on his feet several times and almost threw Zheng Bowei off his back. In the end, Zheng Bowei was a little afraid to sit, so he had to get off his horse and walk uphill and then wait for the downhill or flat ground to ride.

"Yo, Mr. Zheng, what's the matter with you?"

Seeing Zheng Bowei's appearance, Cang Hai made fun of him.

Zheng Bowei said stubbornly: "When you are tired from riding, come down and walk for fun. I say you, you should exercise more. Look at you, and then look at me!"

Cang Hai said with great joy: "You kid is still shameless, how can people be so shameless?"

Zheng Bowei is a little fat now, and his figure is already out of shape, but Cang Hai, about 1.8 meters tall, weighs only 140 catties. When he lifts up his clothes, he takes a breath, and he is a little bit hard. The eight-dollar belly machine just dropped, what does Zheng Bowei have? Whole abs.

It is not appropriate to say that it is a whole piece of abdominal muscles. The word beer belly can best describe Zheng Bowei's current situation.

"What is that?"

Just as he was about to fight against Canghai, Zheng Bowei raised his head and saw two shining eyes looking at everyone from the tree in front of him. Judging by the distance and size of the two eyes, the owner of this pair of eyes is not small. Eyes are usually beasts of prey.

Cang Hai looked up, then said to Zheng Bowei: "It's nothing, it might be a little leopard."

"You really have leopards here?" Zheng Bowei said in surprise.

Cang Hai nodded: "Although it's not as big as an African leopard, it's quite impressive. Also, you're lucky today. Not all the villagers in our village have seen this thing, because They're too alert. By the way, you mean a lot of people in town know?"

"Well, it's just that many people, like me, think this is a strategy of your Sijiaping village to attract tourists, and no one takes it seriously!" Zheng Bowei said.

"Well, if ordinary people listen to it, they just listen to it casually, but for those who are interested, even if there is a slight disturbance, or even a useless stone, these people can squeeze out oil and water," Cang Hai said.

"No way, it's time to catch wild animals and judge their type!"

"As long as the benefits are enough, what are these people afraid of? If they were afraid of death, they wouldn't do this job!" Cang Hai felt that Zheng Bowei's thinking was a bit too simple.

The two brothers just talked about the smuggling of wild animals all the way, while walking towards their destination.

When he arrived at the place, Cang Hai put something directly at the entrance of the cave. After a while, the groundhog came out. Cang Hai grabbed it with his hands, one in each hand. In less than a minute, the groundhog couple entered the cage. .

This thing might be an optimist, even if it was put in a cage, these guys would still keep eating, as if they didn't care where Cang Hai took them.

After catching four litters in a row, Zheng Bowei didn't realize that at this moment, he just picked them up, picked them up one by one from the ground and put them into the cage.

"You still want me to help with such a simple job?"

"I asked you to come here to relieve boredom, or what do you think?" Cang Hai laughed twice.

(End of this chapter)