slack farmer in the wasteland
Chapter 491
Chapter 491
Roar~ Roar!
It took a while for the leader who was separated from the net to come back to his senses, and immediately began to walk around the net and pat his chest to demonstrate against the iron head, making roaring sounds.
The iron head didn't know how it dripped, and grabbed the iron net and began to shake it, and then Cang Hai and the others saw a shocking scene.
The whole small iron net seems to be a rope net in the hands of the iron head. When the iron head's hands are pulled hard, the whole iron net forms a circle of ripples, centered on the hands of the iron head toward Swing around.
Ow!Ow!
The iron head bared its fangs and kept yelling at the orangutan leader who was patting his chest, and started shaking the iron net with both hands at the same time.
"Xiao Li, Xiao Li, pay attention, don't let it shake the net off!"
Xiao Zhao quickly discovered the problem. Under the shaking of the iron head, these nets seemed to resonate with the wall, and the screws hit on the wall to fix the iron nets began to shake at a speed that was visible to the naked eye. Everyone We all have the experience that if something is nailed to the wall and cannot be pulled out, it will be easier to shake it twice.
Now Xiao Zhao dares to let the iron head continue to shake. If the iron head loosens the net, or even shakes it down, if so many orangutans escape, it will be a big news. The good-natured people joked about these escaped orangutans, saying that they wanted to go to a certain first-class university and enjoy the companionship of three students.
Seeing Tie Tou's appearance, Cang Hai said to Xiao Li and Xiao Zheng, "Open the door and put Tie Tou in."
Cang Hai is quite confident about Iron Head's fighting power. He thinks that the orangutans raised in the net may not necessarily be Iron Head's opponent even if they fight in groups of four or five.
"No, what if I get hurt?" Xiao Li hesitated a little.
Cang Hai said: "Then you just wait for the iron head to shake the net down! Hurry up, don't dawdle, the iron head will not kill them, at most it will be beaten twice, the iron head's temperament has always been Fine, just got pissed off by this orangutan, just give it a good beating."
This orangutan leader reminded Cang Hai of the ugly fat at home, and it was only after being held down and beaten by the iron head that Cang Hai had the pleasure of petting the cat.
Xiao Zheng reacted quickly, and said to Xiao Li: "Hurry up and open the door, listen to Brother Cang! I will take care of it if something goes wrong. Cang Hai has money anyway, and he will pay when the time comes. If he doesn't pay, we will deduct his Rolls." Les!"
At this time, Xiao Zheng didn't have any good ideas, anyway, he couldn't let the iron head continue shaking the iron net.
Cang Hai: "...".
Hearing what Xiao Zheng said, Xiao Li hurried to the steel door, took out the key and opened the door.
"Tie Tou, go in there!" Cang Hai pointed at the door towards Tie Tou.
Hearing Cang Hai's voice, Tie Tou ran to the door with his eyes bouncing, and when the door opened, he rushed into the orangutan garden like a black lightning bolt.
As soon as they entered the orangutan garden, the leader immediately began to shout, and in an instant three gorillas jumped out and stood beside the leader, like three bodyguards.
A pair of four!
Iron Head didn't show any fear, and rushed directly towards the four gorillas.
The four guys got together, as if they had gained a kind of strength, they rushed towards Iron Head almost at the same time.As a group of orangutans, they are born with a very unfriendly attitude towards foreign orangutans. Although they will think about the position of the leader, at this moment, they belong to the same group.
Just like human beings fighting, it is the right choice to greet friends and make friends. This choice has been imprinted in their genes, which can be said to be an instinct to deal with external threats with common strength.
Soon four black figures collided together, and accompanied by these figures, there was a burst of yelling, which was so sharp that it was a bit harsh.
Several figures collided with each other, and then separated in an instant. Two figures were thrown out of a flat sandy wild goose, and fell to the open space ten meters away, and one even smashed a small decorative shrub in the garden.
The leader was not thrown out, but it looked even worse now, with one leg held in the hand by the iron head, and with the iron head as the center, and his own feet and the iron head's arm as the radius, a picture was drawn on the ground. round.While drawing a circle, it picked up a burst of dirt, and soon became a 'soil' orangutan, which looked so embarrassing and embarrassing.
The remaining one was frightened into a fool, and stood directly beside the iron head, holding the fork of the iron head with both hands, motionless, and was brought down by the leader who was thrown by the iron head. to the side.
After tugging and shaking the leader several times, the iron head threw the leader out, then stood in the open space, patting his chest and roaring unceasingly.
At this time, the iron head in flowered shorts and a flowered vest suddenly got rid of the level of a Hawaiian vacationer in Cang Hai's eyes, and suddenly became taller.
To be honest, Cang Hai has always criticized the iron head's aesthetics. There is no way, this product is too vulgar. The more flowery things are, the more I like them. My favorite is the big flowered jacket in the north. I don't have one on my body. The colors of the rainbow don't come out at all.
The only one among the four orangutans who hadn't been beaten, came to Tietou's side for the first time after regaining consciousness, lowered his head and began to scratch the leg hair for Tietou.One can tell at a glance that this man has completely surrendered to the new king, Iron Head.
For wild beasts, such a choice is easy, let alone wild beasts. In the past, the dogs in the village did the same when dealing with tiger heads. Once the leader was defeated, the remaining members immediately joined the new boss one by one. And he also played the trick of making things worse. Up to now, the big black dog in the village is still the one with the lowest status in the whole group of dogs.
With the roar of the iron head, all the orangutans in the garden came out, and some female orangutans still had young orangutans hanging on their bodies. They did not get too close to the iron head.
At this time, only the voice of Tie Tou was heard in the entire garden, and only Tie Tou dared to make his own voice at this time, which indicated that a new leader had been born.
The old leader who was thrown out had turned over at this time, but he had completely lost confidence in his force value. With his head down, he dragged his body listlessly to the edge of the garden wall with all four palms on the ground. After sitting down so honestly, it seemed as if he was going to stick his head in his stomach, and he almost shrunk into a black ball.
The other two who were thrown out by Tietou quickly surrounded Tietou with a flattering expression, and began to shave Tietou's hair scrambling to be the first.
It's a pity that there is not much hair exposed on the iron head, the upper body is a large patterned T-shirt, and the lower body is knee-length floral shorts.Only the dark hair on the two lower legs was exposed.So the three orangutans who were scratching their legs to please the new boss also grinned at me and grinned at me because of being courteous, looking like a good slave.
Xiao Zheng and the others were stunned. They had never seen an orangutan with such fighting power. It would be fine if it was a silverback gorilla, but Tietou was obviously a chimpanzee.
Xiao Zheng quickly came to his senses: "No, there are still a few baby orangutans in the group of orangutans! It's dangerous now."
Cang Hai looked at Xiao Zheng curiously.
Xiao Zheng said: "The new leader will kill the old leader's children, just like the new lion king!"
This is an unwritten rule in the animal world. The first thing a new leader does when he takes office is to carry on the family line. Of course, the old leader’s children must be killed. The new leader will waste time on the old leader’s children. Relatively speaking, lions The group is more cruel, the underage ones will be killed by the new lion king, the adult cubs will stay, and the cubs will choose to run away immediately when Lao Tzu fails.
This is the instinct of animals, which can be cruel in the eyes of humans, but it is the most effective way for strong individuals to pass on their genes, weeding out old and weak individuals and retaining strong genes.
"Don't worry, the iron head can't do this." Cang Hai was very confident.
"Who's right!" Xiao Zheng retorted.
"Then let's see, if it wants to do this, I will take it out." Cang Hai had full confidence in Tie Tou.
It was indeed like what Cang Hai said, after the iron head stopped, he didn't immediately go to the orangutan hugging the cub, but chose to sit on the ground, and then stared at Cang Hai.
"What are you doing?" Xiao Zhao didn't quite understand.
Cang Hai was very embarrassed: "Tiotou is hungry!"
Every time Tietou was hungry, Cang Hai had such an expression, so he was very familiar with it, so he picked up the backpack in his hand and walked towards the door next to him.
"Let Xiao Zheng feed it!"
Cang Hai shook his head: "It won't eat, let me feed it."
Waiting for Cang Hai to reach the iron gate inside, he took out two big apples from his backpack.When Iron Tou saw the big apple, he immediately ran to the iron gate, reached out and grabbed the two apples in his hand, then turned around and ran back to the middle of the open space.
Squatting down, Tietou lay half down, grabbed the apple with one hand and gnawed it slowly, and put the other apple on his belly. While Tietou was enjoying the apple, there were three newcomers beside Tietou. The dog leg waited on him carefully.
"I'll go, it's the emperor's day." Seeing Tietou's demeanor, Xiao Li looked envious.
Cang Hai didn't know what to say at the moment, Tietou now acted as if a man with a half-chain hoist on his back had entered the yard - a big scooper!
Especially with the eye-catching clothes, it really makes people speechless.
The people outside Canghai watched eagerly as Tietou ate half of the apple in his hand, and when there was only a core left, he handed it to a dog beside him.The dog leg happily took the half-baked apple, gnawed the rest of the apple until only the seed core was left, and then threw it away.
"...".
Cang Hai was very speechless, wondering why Tietou became like this when he returned to the orangutan group. Is this the same hardworking and hard-working Tietou from before?
Two apples were eaten, and they were eaten under the watchful eyes of a circle of orangutans.
After eating the fruit, Tietou didn't seem to be hungry anymore. After eating and drinking enough, Tietou began to think about that, and soon Tietou picked out an orangutan that seemed to be very favorite from the group of orangutans. He started planting seeds without avoiding people.
At this time, Iron Head really looks like an orangutan, showing his animal side.
But from Cang Hai's point of view, it was quite speechless.
Under everyone's gaze, Tie Tou successfully completed the task, came back and asked Cang Hai for some food, and after eating, he pulled another orangutan.
"I think you should keep the iron head, I think it is really happy here!" Xiao Zhao looked at Cang Hai and mentioned it again.
This time Cang Hai was a little uncertain.
"If it wants to stay, it stays."
After thinking about it for a while, Cang Hai said this, because he also felt that it seemed that Tietou was the happiest here, and the whole thing was the standard emperor's treatment.Not to mention the Sixth Court of the Sannomiya, but look at this stance, it's so happy to change the teeth and grin again and again.
Just when Cang Hai thought he was going to lose Tietou, Tietou came back to the side of the iron gate and began to growl softly at Cang Hai while holding Tietou.
An orangutan who had just made friends with Tie Tou walked up to Tie Tou at this time, and began to scratch Tie Tou's forehead, apparently quite satisfied with Tie Tou's new king.
Py!
The iron head kicked the orangutan aside with a very rude kick, and then issued a warning to the orangutan.Tietou's actions made the entire orangutan community confused. Originally, each of them wanted to get close to Tietou and continue to please the new king, but seeing the new king's attitude, it seemed that they didn't want to admit it.
"What is Tietou going to do?" Xiao Zhao asked curiously.
Cang Hai scratched his head: "The iron head is coming out and going home!"
Xiao Li was stunned when he heard this, and he said after a while: "Damn it, it turns out that Tietou is a scumbag who refuses to admit it when he puts on his pants!"
Xiao Li's words immediately amused everyone.
"Is our zoo a yard!" Xiao Zhao was also happy to see Tie Tou's appearance.
Tietou clawed at the door and yelled at Cang Hai, wanting to come out anxiously.
Cang Hai signaled Xiao Li to open the door, and as soon as Tietou came out, he immediately squatted beside Cang Hai, holding the fruit bag and started eating.
Cang Hai looked at the current iron head, and suddenly found that the original iron head he knew had returned.
In this way, regardless of the orangutans' persuasion, the iron head who had been the orangutan king for a few hours bravely became a scumbag, and left with Cang Hai without looking back.
(End of this chapter)
Roar~ Roar!
It took a while for the leader who was separated from the net to come back to his senses, and immediately began to walk around the net and pat his chest to demonstrate against the iron head, making roaring sounds.
The iron head didn't know how it dripped, and grabbed the iron net and began to shake it, and then Cang Hai and the others saw a shocking scene.
The whole small iron net seems to be a rope net in the hands of the iron head. When the iron head's hands are pulled hard, the whole iron net forms a circle of ripples, centered on the hands of the iron head toward Swing around.
Ow!Ow!
The iron head bared its fangs and kept yelling at the orangutan leader who was patting his chest, and started shaking the iron net with both hands at the same time.
"Xiao Li, Xiao Li, pay attention, don't let it shake the net off!"
Xiao Zhao quickly discovered the problem. Under the shaking of the iron head, these nets seemed to resonate with the wall, and the screws hit on the wall to fix the iron nets began to shake at a speed that was visible to the naked eye. Everyone We all have the experience that if something is nailed to the wall and cannot be pulled out, it will be easier to shake it twice.
Now Xiao Zhao dares to let the iron head continue to shake. If the iron head loosens the net, or even shakes it down, if so many orangutans escape, it will be a big news. The good-natured people joked about these escaped orangutans, saying that they wanted to go to a certain first-class university and enjoy the companionship of three students.
Seeing Tie Tou's appearance, Cang Hai said to Xiao Li and Xiao Zheng, "Open the door and put Tie Tou in."
Cang Hai is quite confident about Iron Head's fighting power. He thinks that the orangutans raised in the net may not necessarily be Iron Head's opponent even if they fight in groups of four or five.
"No, what if I get hurt?" Xiao Li hesitated a little.
Cang Hai said: "Then you just wait for the iron head to shake the net down! Hurry up, don't dawdle, the iron head will not kill them, at most it will be beaten twice, the iron head's temperament has always been Fine, just got pissed off by this orangutan, just give it a good beating."
This orangutan leader reminded Cang Hai of the ugly fat at home, and it was only after being held down and beaten by the iron head that Cang Hai had the pleasure of petting the cat.
Xiao Zheng reacted quickly, and said to Xiao Li: "Hurry up and open the door, listen to Brother Cang! I will take care of it if something goes wrong. Cang Hai has money anyway, and he will pay when the time comes. If he doesn't pay, we will deduct his Rolls." Les!"
At this time, Xiao Zheng didn't have any good ideas, anyway, he couldn't let the iron head continue shaking the iron net.
Cang Hai: "...".
Hearing what Xiao Zheng said, Xiao Li hurried to the steel door, took out the key and opened the door.
"Tie Tou, go in there!" Cang Hai pointed at the door towards Tie Tou.
Hearing Cang Hai's voice, Tie Tou ran to the door with his eyes bouncing, and when the door opened, he rushed into the orangutan garden like a black lightning bolt.
As soon as they entered the orangutan garden, the leader immediately began to shout, and in an instant three gorillas jumped out and stood beside the leader, like three bodyguards.
A pair of four!
Iron Head didn't show any fear, and rushed directly towards the four gorillas.
The four guys got together, as if they had gained a kind of strength, they rushed towards Iron Head almost at the same time.As a group of orangutans, they are born with a very unfriendly attitude towards foreign orangutans. Although they will think about the position of the leader, at this moment, they belong to the same group.
Just like human beings fighting, it is the right choice to greet friends and make friends. This choice has been imprinted in their genes, which can be said to be an instinct to deal with external threats with common strength.
Soon four black figures collided together, and accompanied by these figures, there was a burst of yelling, which was so sharp that it was a bit harsh.
Several figures collided with each other, and then separated in an instant. Two figures were thrown out of a flat sandy wild goose, and fell to the open space ten meters away, and one even smashed a small decorative shrub in the garden.
The leader was not thrown out, but it looked even worse now, with one leg held in the hand by the iron head, and with the iron head as the center, and his own feet and the iron head's arm as the radius, a picture was drawn on the ground. round.While drawing a circle, it picked up a burst of dirt, and soon became a 'soil' orangutan, which looked so embarrassing and embarrassing.
The remaining one was frightened into a fool, and stood directly beside the iron head, holding the fork of the iron head with both hands, motionless, and was brought down by the leader who was thrown by the iron head. to the side.
After tugging and shaking the leader several times, the iron head threw the leader out, then stood in the open space, patting his chest and roaring unceasingly.
At this time, the iron head in flowered shorts and a flowered vest suddenly got rid of the level of a Hawaiian vacationer in Cang Hai's eyes, and suddenly became taller.
To be honest, Cang Hai has always criticized the iron head's aesthetics. There is no way, this product is too vulgar. The more flowery things are, the more I like them. My favorite is the big flowered jacket in the north. I don't have one on my body. The colors of the rainbow don't come out at all.
The only one among the four orangutans who hadn't been beaten, came to Tietou's side for the first time after regaining consciousness, lowered his head and began to scratch the leg hair for Tietou.One can tell at a glance that this man has completely surrendered to the new king, Iron Head.
For wild beasts, such a choice is easy, let alone wild beasts. In the past, the dogs in the village did the same when dealing with tiger heads. Once the leader was defeated, the remaining members immediately joined the new boss one by one. And he also played the trick of making things worse. Up to now, the big black dog in the village is still the one with the lowest status in the whole group of dogs.
With the roar of the iron head, all the orangutans in the garden came out, and some female orangutans still had young orangutans hanging on their bodies. They did not get too close to the iron head.
At this time, only the voice of Tie Tou was heard in the entire garden, and only Tie Tou dared to make his own voice at this time, which indicated that a new leader had been born.
The old leader who was thrown out had turned over at this time, but he had completely lost confidence in his force value. With his head down, he dragged his body listlessly to the edge of the garden wall with all four palms on the ground. After sitting down so honestly, it seemed as if he was going to stick his head in his stomach, and he almost shrunk into a black ball.
The other two who were thrown out by Tietou quickly surrounded Tietou with a flattering expression, and began to shave Tietou's hair scrambling to be the first.
It's a pity that there is not much hair exposed on the iron head, the upper body is a large patterned T-shirt, and the lower body is knee-length floral shorts.Only the dark hair on the two lower legs was exposed.So the three orangutans who were scratching their legs to please the new boss also grinned at me and grinned at me because of being courteous, looking like a good slave.
Xiao Zheng and the others were stunned. They had never seen an orangutan with such fighting power. It would be fine if it was a silverback gorilla, but Tietou was obviously a chimpanzee.
Xiao Zheng quickly came to his senses: "No, there are still a few baby orangutans in the group of orangutans! It's dangerous now."
Cang Hai looked at Xiao Zheng curiously.
Xiao Zheng said: "The new leader will kill the old leader's children, just like the new lion king!"
This is an unwritten rule in the animal world. The first thing a new leader does when he takes office is to carry on the family line. Of course, the old leader’s children must be killed. The new leader will waste time on the old leader’s children. Relatively speaking, lions The group is more cruel, the underage ones will be killed by the new lion king, the adult cubs will stay, and the cubs will choose to run away immediately when Lao Tzu fails.
This is the instinct of animals, which can be cruel in the eyes of humans, but it is the most effective way for strong individuals to pass on their genes, weeding out old and weak individuals and retaining strong genes.
"Don't worry, the iron head can't do this." Cang Hai was very confident.
"Who's right!" Xiao Zheng retorted.
"Then let's see, if it wants to do this, I will take it out." Cang Hai had full confidence in Tie Tou.
It was indeed like what Cang Hai said, after the iron head stopped, he didn't immediately go to the orangutan hugging the cub, but chose to sit on the ground, and then stared at Cang Hai.
"What are you doing?" Xiao Zhao didn't quite understand.
Cang Hai was very embarrassed: "Tiotou is hungry!"
Every time Tietou was hungry, Cang Hai had such an expression, so he was very familiar with it, so he picked up the backpack in his hand and walked towards the door next to him.
"Let Xiao Zheng feed it!"
Cang Hai shook his head: "It won't eat, let me feed it."
Waiting for Cang Hai to reach the iron gate inside, he took out two big apples from his backpack.When Iron Tou saw the big apple, he immediately ran to the iron gate, reached out and grabbed the two apples in his hand, then turned around and ran back to the middle of the open space.
Squatting down, Tietou lay half down, grabbed the apple with one hand and gnawed it slowly, and put the other apple on his belly. While Tietou was enjoying the apple, there were three newcomers beside Tietou. The dog leg waited on him carefully.
"I'll go, it's the emperor's day." Seeing Tietou's demeanor, Xiao Li looked envious.
Cang Hai didn't know what to say at the moment, Tietou now acted as if a man with a half-chain hoist on his back had entered the yard - a big scooper!
Especially with the eye-catching clothes, it really makes people speechless.
The people outside Canghai watched eagerly as Tietou ate half of the apple in his hand, and when there was only a core left, he handed it to a dog beside him.The dog leg happily took the half-baked apple, gnawed the rest of the apple until only the seed core was left, and then threw it away.
"...".
Cang Hai was very speechless, wondering why Tietou became like this when he returned to the orangutan group. Is this the same hardworking and hard-working Tietou from before?
Two apples were eaten, and they were eaten under the watchful eyes of a circle of orangutans.
After eating the fruit, Tietou didn't seem to be hungry anymore. After eating and drinking enough, Tietou began to think about that, and soon Tietou picked out an orangutan that seemed to be very favorite from the group of orangutans. He started planting seeds without avoiding people.
At this time, Iron Head really looks like an orangutan, showing his animal side.
But from Cang Hai's point of view, it was quite speechless.
Under everyone's gaze, Tie Tou successfully completed the task, came back and asked Cang Hai for some food, and after eating, he pulled another orangutan.
"I think you should keep the iron head, I think it is really happy here!" Xiao Zhao looked at Cang Hai and mentioned it again.
This time Cang Hai was a little uncertain.
"If it wants to stay, it stays."
After thinking about it for a while, Cang Hai said this, because he also felt that it seemed that Tietou was the happiest here, and the whole thing was the standard emperor's treatment.Not to mention the Sixth Court of the Sannomiya, but look at this stance, it's so happy to change the teeth and grin again and again.
Just when Cang Hai thought he was going to lose Tietou, Tietou came back to the side of the iron gate and began to growl softly at Cang Hai while holding Tietou.
An orangutan who had just made friends with Tie Tou walked up to Tie Tou at this time, and began to scratch Tie Tou's forehead, apparently quite satisfied with Tie Tou's new king.
Py!
The iron head kicked the orangutan aside with a very rude kick, and then issued a warning to the orangutan.Tietou's actions made the entire orangutan community confused. Originally, each of them wanted to get close to Tietou and continue to please the new king, but seeing the new king's attitude, it seemed that they didn't want to admit it.
"What is Tietou going to do?" Xiao Zhao asked curiously.
Cang Hai scratched his head: "The iron head is coming out and going home!"
Xiao Li was stunned when he heard this, and he said after a while: "Damn it, it turns out that Tietou is a scumbag who refuses to admit it when he puts on his pants!"
Xiao Li's words immediately amused everyone.
"Is our zoo a yard!" Xiao Zhao was also happy to see Tie Tou's appearance.
Tietou clawed at the door and yelled at Cang Hai, wanting to come out anxiously.
Cang Hai signaled Xiao Li to open the door, and as soon as Tietou came out, he immediately squatted beside Cang Hai, holding the fruit bag and started eating.
Cang Hai looked at the current iron head, and suddenly found that the original iron head he knew had returned.
In this way, regardless of the orangutans' persuasion, the iron head who had been the orangutan king for a few hours bravely became a scumbag, and left with Cang Hai without looking back.
(End of this chapter)
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