slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 519
The gray mongoose is not much bigger than a weasel, and now it is almost desperately trying to run past the slippery head, fiddling with its calves like a ghost, but it is a pity that it is wrong, no matter how hard it runs, it is not reliable For speed hunters, it is impossible to compete with the slippery head for speed, and it is impossible to get rid of the slippery head in a short time.

It's just that the mongoose's luck is good today, the target of the sly is not it, but a snake that looks like a dead soul like it.

Soon Huatou caught up with the snake. He lowered his head and bit the snake's tail directly. Because the speed was too fast, there was no rush to close it. Because of the sudden lowering of the center of gravity, Huatou's entire body began to roll forward. At the same time, it took half of the snake and flew into the air.

The mongoose was a little dumbfounded, but it didn't dare to stop to watch the excitement at this time, who knows if the slippery guy will attack it again, so the mongoose hastened as fast as he could!

Run, run, run, and ran a certain distance before I dared to stop and hide in the grass and look back.

At this moment, the snake has been caught by Huatou. Although the snake is trying to wrap itself around Huatou's body, Huatou has long expected that the snake will do this. He holds the tail of the snake in his mouth and keeps shaking his head. Being thrown like this is fatal, and after only five or six blows, the second half of the snake's body softened.

This is what the country calls getting rid of the snake bones.

Seeing the snake, he was unable to wrap himself around himself, so he threw his head to the tail of the snake. Seeing that the snake was tossing and turning on the grass with only half of his body strength, Hua Tou knew that the snake had lost the ability to resist, so he couldn't stop barking behind him. with.

Immediately afterwards, a group of small figures appeared in the sight of the mongoose. Seeing these small figures, the mongoose shrank involuntarily, and then shrank his body back into the grass, and then stretched out his short legs furtively. It babbled and slipped away on the ground. For it, the place where these little devils saw it was the safest place.

Because in the eyes of the mongoose, these small humans are much more terrifying than big humans. They are a group of psychopaths. Human beings are big and small.

Xiaohu was the biggest and the fastest runner, when he saw that Slippery stopped, and kept screaming excitedly, he knew that Slippery had succeeded.

"I caught it, so fat!" Xiaohu said excitedly.

At this moment, Xiao Duan'er was swinging like a hot wheel, and he came to the side of the slippery head, so he couldn't stop his body, and said happily: "Well, it's really fat, you can eat a roast snake at noon today."

The little ones have arrived one after another, and everyone is very satisfied with today's harvest. Xiaohu reached out and grabbed the tail of the snake, shook his arm twice, and now all the bones of the snake were taken off, leaving only the head of the snake. The letter proves that the snake is still panting. As for the biting thing, it is useless to think about it. Unless a fool puts his finger into the snake's mouth, otherwise the snake is not dangerous at all.

"Cauliflower snake! It would be great if it was poisonous. My grandfather said a long time ago that he wanted to make wine with a snake, but he couldn't find it after searching for a long time." Goudanzi was a little disappointed when he saw that although the snake was big, it didn't have any poison.

Now there are more snakes in the forest, but the common ones are cauliflower snakes, and there are two or three types of poisonous snakes, but one is more difficult to find than the other.

Xiaohu said to the two children next to him: "What are you talking about, take it away, take it away!"

The two little fellows carried the snake, and the large army happily returned to the original tree.

Even if it is a half-dead snake, the two girls are afraid, Xiaohu immediately explained: "It can't bite people anymore, and even if it can bite people, it will only be bruised and purple, and the wound will not bleed. of".

"Take it aside, it's disgusting." The short-haired girl quickly waved her hand.

When the little tiger saw it, he motioned to the two little friends to put the snake under the shade, and said to the two older girls, "You can't throw it outside. Once you put it in the sun, the snake will die soon. When it’s time to roast, the meat might stink, so what are you going to eat?”

"You still want to eat snakes?" the long-haired girl asked in surprise.

Xiaohu asked in a daze, "Why should we catch it if we don't eat it?"

"I thought you'd just drive it away," Rapunzel said.

Cang Henan interrupted at this time and said: "Okay, let's eat!"

While waiting for the children like Xiaohu to squat down and continue to eat sweet wood, Canghenan said to his friends: "Is it something unusual to eat snakes here? Isn't there a famous dish in the south called Longhu Dou?" Well, the dragon in it is a snake, and the tiger seems to be a cat..."

"Why do your kids eat everything? It's too wild." The long-haired girl couldn't accept it.

But today she has opened her eyes. She used to think that these were little boys, each of them looked like six or seven years old. Now that she saw them, she was really not as good as these kids. Seeing the wild, she People are like fools, but these children can find water anytime and anywhere, and they can straighten everything they see and stuff it into their mouths.

At this time, Mengmeng had a bad taste, and smiled and said loudly to the two girls sitting: "Sisters, are you hungry? If you are hungry, I will catch two mice and roast them for you to make a cushion first. We The mice here are very big, one weighs two or three catties, and when the time comes, the skin will be peeled off, the intestines will be pumped, and the rats will be pierced with bamboo sticks... ".

"Uh!"

When the two girls heard about eating rats, they immediately felt nauseated.

Cang Henan laughed and said: "Don't listen to her nonsense, she has never eaten a mouse herself!"

"Really?" Rapunzel asked suppressing the nausea in her heart.

Seeing Canghenan nod his head, the two girls felt relieved.

Canghenan looked at Mengmeng, and seeing the little girl's eyeballs rolling around, he knew that the little girl was trying to lose her trick again, so he said, "Don't make trouble for me, or I will tell my second brother that you are playing tricks on me."

After hearing this, Mengmeng curled his lips, and honestly stopped talking.

Everyone rested for a while, and then the large team continued to set off, and soon reached the downhill road, and the walk was smooth, and they reached the destination smoothly all the way.

"Are you here? Where are the green-tailed sparrows?" The two girls hid under the big tree, kept fanning the wind with their hands, and looked up for a while, but they didn't see any green-tailed sparrows anywhere.

There are really a lot of birds, all kinds of big and small. I'm afraid I saw six or seven kinds of birds this time, but I didn't mention the long-tailed green-tailed sparrow.

"At this time, the green-tailed finches have not returned to their nests. They usually go outside to eat grass seeds and flower seeds, and sometimes eat some small insects. Otherwise, they will return to the nest to feed the birds in the afternoon... "Xiaowazi and the two girls spread knowledge.

"Look, that one is it!"

Xiaowazi soon found one.

Following the direction of Xiaowazi's finger, the two girls quickly found a green bird with a long tail. Its body was about five or six centimeters long, but its tail was longer than its body. There is also a circle of red edges on it, which looks very beautiful.

"The birds are so beautiful, do we really want to eat them?" the long-haired girl couldn't bear it.

Little Wazi didn't understand, and asked, "Didn't we come here to eat them?"

Rapunzel didn't know how to answer the little baby's question.

Xiaohu and Mengmeng don't have the time to talk to the two big girls. Now they have gone around the forest here and found about six or seven nests of green-tailed sparrows. Now they are judging which nests have small sparrows. At the same time, let's see which nests are easy to catch.

After the discussion, Mengmeng and Xiaohu stood under two trees respectively, took off their shoes and ran up the tree poles with both hands. The two little boys climbed very fast, like two spirit apes. He jumped up two or three meters between breaths.

"Wow, these kids are really good at climbing trees." Canghenan's roommate looked at Mengmeng and Xiaohu and praised them.

The short-haired girl was a little worried: "What if such a big child falls down?"

Cang Henan said: "Do you think they fall less? If you fall, you won't fall. How can you climb a tree without falling?"

While talking about Canghenan, he took off his shoes and tried it on with the tree next to him. In order to show off in front of his sweetheart, Canghenan is going all out today.

With the tree pole sandwiched between the soles of the feet, Cang Henan squatted around the feet with his hands and moved his arms up, so that he moved about [-] centimeters toward the crown of the tree.

Compared with Mengmeng and Xiaohu, Canghenan's Su Zhenna is really too slow, but in the eyes of the remaining three, such speed and movements are very graceful.

"Brother Nan, what are you doing climbing that tree? There's no bird's nest!"

Mengmeng was already sitting on the branch of the tree at this moment, only more than one meter away from the bird's nest. When he turned his head and saw Canghe Nanzheng showing off his tree climbing skills, he opened his mouth and asked.

Cang Henan heard this and said, "How do you know?"

Cang Henan hadn't finished speaking, when he suddenly raised his head and saw a small snake hanging on the branch of the tree he was climbing, the color of the small snake was very bright, and the body of the tender blue was as thick as a finger, like a shuttle The head is about three or four centimeters long, and the eyes are red, which look like a ball of blood.

"I go!",

Even if Canghenan didn't know him, he knew that this snake was not a good thing.

The fact is exactly as he thought, this is a poisonous snake, not only a poisonous snake but also a very poisonous snake.

"I'm going!"

Cang Henan subconsciously wanted to slide down, but he slid too fast and lost his center of gravity, and slid directly to the ground from a height of about two meters.

It was a good thing that the snake didn't follow, but now Canghenan felt like his buttocks had been smashed into pieces, and the pain was burning.

Everyone was also frightened by Cang Henan's action, and all exclaimed.

"It's okay, it's okay, I just fell to the buttocks." Cang Henan quickly waved his hands, then rolled up his legs, and covered his buttocks with both hands.

The little boy asked, "What's the matter, third uncle?"

"There's a bamboo snake on it!"

When Xiaowa heard it, her eyes lit up immediately: "Really?"

"Really! Why did I lie to you!" Cang Henan said.

As soon as the little boy heard this, he immediately said to Canghenan: "Third Uncle, watch for me, I'll go find something."

Cang Henan asked, "What are you doing?"

Xiaowa said excitedly: "Just now I said that my grandfather wanted to make a snake to make wine, and you found this one. I didn't expect that third uncle, you are still a lucky star."

"..." Canghenan was very speechless, he met a poisonous snake, this is a lucky star, and the mourning star is almost the same!But when I think about it, it’s okay to say that I lost my star, and the lucky star is the lucky star.

Just as I was about to say something, Xiaowazi had already run away. About 2 minutes later, Xiaowazi came back with a bamboo slice and a bamboo tube in his hand. These were all green in color, and it seemed that they had just been cut down.

Back under the tree, Xiaowazi bit the bamboo piece in his mouth, inserted the bamboo tube into his back collar, then threw off his shoes and climbed up the tree.

Xiaowazi's speed was much faster than Canghenan's, and he reached the side of the snake in an instant.Just when Xiaowazi was about to stretch out the bamboo piece to catch the snake, Xiaowazi was a little dumbfounded.

"Who hung the toy snake on the branch of the tree?" The little boy shouted dissatisfiedly, reaching out to pick up the 'snake' and throwing it directly under the tree.

The little boy came up excitedly and prepared to go home to show his filial piety, but when he came up to take a look full of joy, he found that it was not a live snake at all, but just a snake toy, a bargain on the street for three or four yuan each.

The fake snake was picked out and landed not far south of Canghe.Now Cang Henan was embarrassed, because his ass was still hurting from being scared by a fake snake.

At this time, a little boy ran over, picked up the fake snake with his hands, and said happily: "I said where did my little green hair go, it turned out to be thrown here."

After finishing speaking, he happily hung it around his neck, and ran away again.

Cang Henan now wants to grab this little bastard and slap him hard on the butt, because he found two lesbians looking at him with their mouths covered and smiles on their faces.

Cang Henan thought angrily in his heart: Make me look ugly in front of the girl, wait for a chance to hit your bastard's ass to blossom!
(End of this chapter)