slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 535 I Deceive Even Myself

Director Wang looked at Cang Hai who was twisting his arm, and asked in a voice, "Mr. Cang, what's going on?"

Cang Hai smiled slightly, seeing that everyone was controlled by the villagers, so he asked, "Don't you know what's going on?"

"How do I know, let me advise you, there will be no good end to going against our party!" Director Wang did not panic, but calmly glanced at Cang Hai, putting on a confident look, and After speaking, he deliberately didn't look at Cang Hai, but just glanced at it from the corner of his eye.

Hu Shijie was also a little dazed at this moment, looking at Cang Hai and the villagers pouring in, he asked, "What's going on?"

"What's going on, they're all liars, Uncle Hu, you've been hunting all your life, but you've been blinded by wild geese!" Someone in the crowd teased Hu Shijie and said.

Hu Shijie said: "Impossible, I have checked everything."

Cang Hai smiled and explained: "They are all liars. You see, this gun is also fake, and the bullets are also made of plastic, with copper water on it."

While talking, Cang Hai threw the gun to Hu Shijie.

Hu Shijie took the gun, played with it for a while and found that it was really the case, so he murmured: "You really are a liar!"

cough! cough!
Just when everyone thought it would be over to put the person in the room and wait for the police to come and arrest him, Director Wang coughed twice, which caught everyone's attention.

"Old Hu, now that I'm here, I don't have to hide my identity anymore. In fact, I'm here for a different mission," Director Wang said with a smile on his face.

Hu Shijie asked, "What identity?"

Director Wang looked at Hu Shijie, and then at the seven or eight villagers who poured in, and his meaning was obvious: there are too many people here, so I can't tell, if you want to hear, let these people avoid it.

Cang Hai was very curious, wondering what kind of trick this guy was trying to play, so he asked the villagers to leave the restaurant with a few bundles of drunks who looked like brown children.

When this is done, there is no need for treatment now. They are directly laid on the platform and lie in front of them, and they are tied together in twos. In this way, even if they want to run away, they will not be able to run away, let alone three or four people. Watch, and the police will be here in an hour at most.

After everyone had gone out, Director Wang signaled to Hu Shijie, which meant that Cang Hai and Wei Wenkui had to go out too, but this time Hu Shijie didn't agree.

"Just talk and fart if you have something to say, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you," Hu Shijie said.

It was a bit embarrassing to do this matter, Hu Shijie felt that his face was shameless, so naturally he would not have a good tone.

Director Wang looked at Wei Wenkui and Cang Hai again, and then he said slowly: "Actually, Lao Hu, you read it right, it's a lie that I'm not Director Wang, and the identities of my brothers are also Fake!"

"Oh, are you willing to admit it?" Wei Wenkui said.

Director Wang raised his face, looked at Wei Wenkui and said, "You are not good at nourishing your energy!"

Snapped!
Before Cang Hai waited for Director Wang to finish speaking, he directly raised his foot and kicked this man's ass.

"You dare to hit me?"

Snapped!
Before he finished speaking, Cang Hai kicked again: "If you have anything to say, hurry up, I don't have time to chat with you here!"

"You...you will regret it!" Seeing Cang Huo's ferocious appearance, Director Wang was not moved at all, but said to Cang Hai very rationally, and then turned to Hu Shijie.

"Old Hu! I have a red ID in my pocket, you'll know when you take it out." Director Wang pointed at Hu Shijie with his pocket, indicating that the things were in his pocket.

Hu Shijie put his hand into his pocket and took out a small red notebook. The red notebook looks a little bit old to me, and things with leather covers fit very well, but this thing is a little loose. It shifted as soon as it was held in the hand, and it couldn't fit the book inside.

Cang Hai stretched out his head, and was immediately 'frightened' by the name above, the armed secret police force of the People's Republic of China stationed in the United Nations, the certification date is August [-], [-].

Seeing that Hu Shijie opened the certificate, there was Director Wang's ID photo inside. He was wearing a 'military uniform'. Originally, this guy didn't look like a good person, but now he was wearing a military uniform from which country he didn't know. Like a bandit.

The most important thing is that he is a senior colonel on the certificate, but the photo shows the military street of the general, and the medals hung all over his body are not only numerous but also big, just like Cang Hai in the old photos Like Puyi.

"Li Guang?"

puff!

Cang Hai almost choked himself to death with a sip of water, the name sounded like double-dealing, sloppy.

"Colonel Li Guang!"

Cang Hai doesn't know whether to call this Senior Colonel Li or Director Wang, anyway, Cang Hai's mind is a little confused now.I don't know what kind of medicine is sold in this gourd.

"Don't leave Senior Colonel Li and Director Wang behind. The police will come over later, and I'll hand you over to the police, and that's it!" Hu Shijie said.

When Colonel Li heard this, there was a smile on his straight face: "It's okay, it's okay, it's easy to talk to you, it's better for people in the officialdom to talk, you ordinary farmers, you just have shallow eyesight, the sky is big I don’t even know how to cherish the opportunity I put in front of me.”

Cang Hai felt that idleness was idleness, so he asked jokingly, "What opportunity?"

"what chance?"

Colonel Li glanced at Cang Hai, and put on a very disdainful face: "A chance to get rich, a chance to get a job in the government! What kind of opportunity is it? It's an opportunity to dig a lot of shit!"

Colonel Li's words were very blunt, and he seemed particularly confident.

Wei Wenkui asked, "What iron rice bowl?"

Chinese peasants are naturally eager to be an official.

Colonel Li said: "If I say that I can help your children run into a military academy, and after four or five years of study, they will be assigned to the army as an officer. What do you think?"

"Join the army as an officer?" Hu Shijie was stunned, and asked Senior Colonel Li, who had a serious look on his face.

Colonel Li nodded: "Yes, there is no problem with the operation. Actually, do you know Li Qianlong?"

"Vice Chairman of Guan Bing?" Hu Shijie asked with a little doubt.

A hint of embarrassment appeared on Senior Colonel Li's face: "He is my uncle, and my father is his younger brother. Otherwise, I can be a senior at my age?"

Cang Hai really can't listen anymore, because this person has a brain problem, now he is not pretending to be a liar, but in his heart, he already thinks that he is the character he plays, even if he speaks and moves, he is like a liar. The successful second generation official was shown in the image of his own imagination.

If this guy is mixed into the star team, he will definitely be a character of the drama bone type. He is too devoted to the performance, and he has really fallen into this character.

To put it in a common way, this guy even deceived himself!

"How does it work?" Hu Shijie asked.

Colonel Li hummed twice. Although his hands were tied, he tried his best to put on airs: "We Chinese people can't get rid of the word "connection". , my brother still knows how to settle accounts. If you ask someone for help, you will have to pay a fee. Even if it is a public relations fee, this is justified. The emperor is not short of hungry soldiers, let alone now, everyone They all looked forward."

Seeing that the setter was acting like a Taoist, Hu Shijie nodded cooperatively.

This Colonel Li saw Hu Shijie nodding, and then said: "I won't tell you anything messy. If you have children in your family, anyone around 20 years old can work. If you just want to find a military academy and divide it into a small army 40 is enough, but if you want to go to a key military academy and be assigned to an ace unit or quasi-ace unit after graduation, then at least 70!"

"So expensive?" Hu Shijie was taken aback.

This wasn't Hu Shijie's pretense, but that he really didn't expect that this man would be worth hundreds of thousands with just one mouthful.

When Senior Colonel Li heard this, he said to Hu Shijie with disdain: "Old Hu, your village is also quite rich. Do you see the hundreds of thousands of small money in your eyes? Then your eyelids are too shallow. Now this society has money It is useful, but it is useless if you have money. No matter how rich you are, it is not as important as an official name. Haven’t you seen many wealthy people in Guangzhou who send their sons to the system to please civil servants...”

If Cang Hai hadn't thought that this guy was a liar, and if his IQ was even worse, he might have been fooled by this guy, and his ability to not fool you would almost be able to go to the Spring Festival Gala with Uncle Benshan to sell abductees.Look at this guy who really dared to say that 70 was arranged for the ace team. The guy said that the team was run by his family.

"Hundreds of thousands!"

Hu Shijie smiled and shook his head.

Colonel Li was very upset, and he opened his mouth to calculate with Hu Shijie again: "You can't see that you have paid hundreds of thousands now, you have to think about how many hundreds of thousands you can earn in the future, I won't talk about the salaries of officers now, 70 At most three or four years, Wan came back with only his salary. In addition, when the service period is up, the state will give a transfer fee of several hundred thousand. Also, during the service period, you don’t need to buy clothes, and you don’t need money for food. Doesn't that count?"

Cang Hai said: "I can't bear to let the child not catch the wolf!"

"Yeah!"

If Colonel Li hadn't been tied up, he might have applauded.

Snapped!Snapped!
When Canghai went up, he just kicked the guy and sat on the ground.

"You...you! How dare you beat up state officials!" Senior Colonel Li was already furious, staring at Cang Hai like an angry lion.

"Don't be convinced, if you are not convinced, I will kick you again, believe it or not?" Cang Hai raised his foot as he said.

After all, the man was still scared, and shrunk his neck, but soon got up again, pretending that I am a person of status.

The three people in Canghai were no longer interested in talking to him, so they just let him sit on the floor of the restaurant, and the three chatted while waiting for the police to come.

At this time, Lu Yanzhi had already received the situation here, and the person with the fake gun was also a liar, which made Lu Yanzhi heave a sigh of relief.

Now that all the dangers were eliminated, Lu Yanzhi did not come over, and the city bureau did not dispatch, just let the county bureau send someone to pick him up.

The police arrived quite quickly. Within four to ten minutes of making the call, the county bureau's car arrived at the village.

When the two police officers entered the restaurant, Colonel Li who was sitting on the ground suddenly stood up.

"Hello, I have been treated unfairly. This is my certificate. As a veteran who has been fighting for the United Nations for more than ten years, I can say responsibly that these people have committed the crime of insulting United Nations officers! I I request my Chinese police colleagues...".

I'm going!

Now not only Cang Hai was stunned, but even the two policemen who came in were stunned.

A younger one even plucked out his ears.I thought I heard wrong.

"What did you say?"

"I said that I am Colonel Li Guang, the commander-in-chief of the Chinese secret police force stationed in the United Nations. These people illegally detained me and insulted the United Nations. I strongly demand..." Colonel Li said.

"Stop, stop!"

said a policeman.

Seeing that this method is not working, Colonel Li said again: "Then can I call my uncle and explain this matter to them, your position is too low, it is impossible to understand the situation!"

How could the police have time to talk nonsense with him? They directly took him to the office for interrogation. Capable leadership relatives.

(End of this chapter)