slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 570 The Bragging Boss
"Several beauties, would you like to try my stewed pancakes? The calf just slaughtered in the morning, the meat is just tender. Look at the color and aroma of this soup. Let me tell you, a little bit of my soup It's not smelly... I can tell at a glance that your beauties are foreigners, and they must not be used to the taste of our place, but don't worry about my place, I don't think there is that kind of smell, how about it, you eat it If there is such a smell, just pour the soup on my face."

A boss in his forties came to Qi Yue's side, and while wiping his hands on his apron, he looked at Qi Yue and the girls with a smile.

Cang Hai looked at the boss and said with a smile: "You really know how to talk nonsense, the things sold here are not local tastes, who are you selling them to?"

"Brother, look at what you said, it seems that there are no outsiders except the local people. Let me tell you that it is not the past two years. There are many people here this year, and there are not many people who watch the snow. At least, my stall is set up to be a foreigner business!"

The boss was a little unhappy when he heard Cang Hai look at him.

No matter how you say it, the boss is still a guy from Northwest who speaks directly, and he gave Cang Hai a good meal.

Cang Hai didn't get angry either, and just smiled at the boss and settled down.

The boss probably felt offended, and walked back to his stall without saying a word.

Yan Jun looked at the boss's appearance, and said cheerfully: "The boss here really has character!"

Generally speaking, in coastal cities, there are no businessmen who directly attack customers. What everyone talks about is welcoming all customers with a smile. Even if the customer is a little bit wrong for a while, the store will not say anything. Open the door for business. What kind of business.

But look at this boss, Cang Hai just said one sentence, he was waiting for Cang Hai with a dozen or so sentences behind him, if he put it in the magic capital to do business, he would lose his pants.

Therefore, many tourists from the coast are not used to it. In the coastal area, someone greets the guests as soon as they enter the door. Here, the guests walk around for a long time when they enter the door. Many times, the waiters just sit there and pretend that the guests do not exist.

Cang Hai didn't know what to say about Yan Jun, so he could only treat her as air.

"I'm going to beat this guy up on you, boss, bring me a bowl of stewed pancakes, but the pancakes should be less interesting, and put more beef!" Yan Jun walked to the side of the boss's stall with a smile on his face. He sat down and said, "I've agreed, I won't pay if the smell is strong!"

When the boss saw that the business was coming, he immediately put on a smile on his face: "Look at what you said, I can still lie to you, come on, mother-in-law, serve this little fairy a bowl!"

Hey, Cang Hai knew at a glance that the boss often played with his mobile phone, and even knew the word "little fairy" when he heard Yan Jun eating, and he almost lost his eyesight when he made Yan Jun happy.

"Boss, bring me a bowl too, with less pancakes and more beef, how about this, give me an extra portion of beef!"

Xu Xinhui sat down at the table while talking.

Two people took the lead, and the remaining three all sat down at the table.

Cang Hai saw it and said, "Where are you still eating? You've eaten at three stalls along the way!"

While talking, I complained in my heart: You women, are you reincarnated from starvation ghosts? You just ate a bowl of Liangpi, and now you want to eat beef stewed cakes. Are your stomachs pockets?

"Didn't you see that we haven't finished eating?" Yan Jun said to Cang Hai.

Cang Hai murmured: "You guys have a reason to waste food!"

While talking about Cang Hai, he wanted to sit by the table, and he was still holding things in his hands, and there were quite a lot of things in his arms.

Seeing that Cang Hai was going to sit at his booth, the boss said directly, "I'm sorry, I don't do your business!"

"why is that?"

The boss said: "No reason, this stall is serving a few little fairies right now, you old man, what do you do to the side, honestly stand aside and serve a few little fairies as your attendants!"

The boss's words attracted several women at the table to applaud in unison.

Cang Hai smiled, turned around and said to Qi Yue and the others: "Hey! I'll send the food back, and you guys can eat slowly!"

Turning around and walking away for about ten meters, Cang Hai could still hear the boss tell Qi Yue and the others that you servants have no eyesight or something.

After sending the items in his hands to the nursery, Cang Hai turned back to the side of the small stall when he heard Yan Jun shouting at the boss: "Boss, give me another serving of beef!"

The boss smiled and directly brought the deep bowl of beef to the side of the table, waved a big spoon and gave Yan Jun half of the spoon.At the same time, he asked proudly: "My little fairies, I'm right, isn't my stewed beef taste good?"

"It's really good, tender and juicy!" Yan Jun praised the boss here.

The boss said proudly: "Let me tell you this, this prescription is from Sijiaping!"

When Yan Jun and others heard the news from Sijiaping, they immediately asked, "Really?"

The boss kept his face straight and pretended to be angry: "Why don't you believe me when I tell you, let me tell you this, I know someone in Sijiaping."

"Know someone? Who?"

People in Sijiaping Now these girls can say that there is no one who they don't know, let alone people, even the dogs in the village can clearly recognize them. When the boss says they know people, they naturally have to ask.

The boss said proudly: "You are foreigners. I don't know that the beef and mutton produced in our village is now the best in Sijiaping Village. Except for Sijiaping, our village is only worse than Sijiaping. So a little bit, why don’t you know? Because the cattle and sheep in our village are all of the same breed as Sijiaping Village! They are passed down from Sijiaping.”

"Oh!"

Yan Jun, Qi Yue and the others glanced at each other, feeling a little confused, because they all knew that the cattle and sheep in Sijiaping Village were the best, while the quality of the village's products was worse. However, the supply is in short supply. I have not heard of any cases where the crops were transferred to other villages. The beef and mutton were almost bought by Zhang Jiusheng, so how could it spread to other villages.

Moreover, the cows produced in Sijiaping are not sold in this village.

The boss continued: "You are a foreigner, but you don't know that there is a man named Cang Hai in Sijiaping. His beef and mutton are the best. You all know that the state banquet uses his beef and mutton. What do you think? Is beef and mutton any good?"

Yan Jun and the others tried their best not to be happy at this time. If they didn't know that the boss was bragging at this time, they would be too stupid.This is all related to the state banquet. You must know that the beef and mutton of Canghai's family are all consumed by Sijiaping Village, so there is no way to sell them outside.

At this time, a man next to him who was eating noodles turned his head and said to Yan Jun and the others: "Girl, don't listen to this bastard, he returned the cows in Sijiaping Village, and the cows in Sijiaping Village were all boasted by him." Dead, the beef in his family is fed with grain and grass. What you eat along the coast are all cows raised in factories. The feed you eat, of course, the meat produced here is different, and the feed is fed quickly. It grows fat again, and it takes a long time to feed grass, so the quality of the meat will naturally be better."

"Oh!"

Qi Yue and the others responded with a smile, and they felt that the conversation was interesting now.

The boss couldn't let his face down a bit, and said to the man: "You talk a lot, I'm not so careless, little fairies, don't listen to his nonsense, he knows a ball, let me tell you, in fact, me and that Cang Hai They are relatives, and my uncle is his second cousin, so I am still in the same generation as him, and according to his generation, he still has to call me second brother!"

Hearing what the boss said, Qi Yue and the others turned their heads in unison, looking at Cang Hai who was standing stupidly by the roadside, their eyes were full of inquiries.

Cang Hai can only smile wryly now, Cang Hai like the second cousin cannot deny it at all, because the relationship in the countryside is too complicated, and the Cang family has multiplied and lived here for so many generations, it is not certain that it can really be counted. Get involved.

"Have you seen that Cang Hai?" Qi Yue began to tease the boss.

The man who answered the conversation just now said: "He's seen a fart. What is Cang Hai's status now? He probably went to the county magistrate's house to look like his own. He saw some stalls along the way."

The boss poked his neck and said, "You're the one who farts. My son was drinking with him a while ago. Don't talk nonsense if you don't know."

Seeing the eyes of Qi Yue and others looking at him in a funny way, Cang Hai could only shake his head with a wry smile. It is perfectly normal for the rough guys in the countryside to get together and brag. The most powerful thing is to be the guest of the county magistrate, to have a meal at the county magistrate's house, and to show off in front of people for half a year. As for the mayor, it is too far away from their lives, and they have never even thought about it.

It's just that Cang Hai didn't expect that he would become the protagonist in the bragging story.

The middle-aged man stopped talking and continued to eat his own food, but the boss's daughter-in-law couldn't stand it any longer, so she yelled at the boss: "Will you die if you stop bragging?"

After speaking, he said to Qi Yue and the others: "Girl, don't listen to this old bastard's nonsense, he knows the bastard Cang Hai, if he knows Cang Hai, what kind of second brother is he, I will dare to sit in Cang Hai's house." Let him find a home for my second sister-in-law to make a living. If nothing else, I would go to his house to grow watermelons. That guy has spent a lot of money in a year! Don't talk about Cang Hai, four He has never been to Jiaping Village, the beef you eat is fed by our village itself, and all free-range beef is delicious.”

"The taste is quite good. I think this beef must be better than that of Sijiaping Village!"

Yan Jun has a sweet mouth, and he directly praised the boss.

"Have a vision!" The boss's blushing face, which had been exposed by his wife, suddenly returned to normal.

At this time, a man in his thirties said, "Why do you think this Canghai came from Sijiaping? If it came from our village, then I still drive a small car and spend a small amount of money. On days like that How beautiful."

"I don't even look to see if there is this wisp of smoke on the ancestral graves in your village. Canghai was the number one scholar in the city at that time, and he was ranked first in the province. Your village is at most a high school graduate. Think like Canghai People in your village, you can send your children to study hard, if you don’t read the book well, you can speak Chinese with other little devils, you and others will be confused! You don’t understand the language, can other little devils give you money?”

Hahaha

A group of people around saw that what this person said was interesting, and they all laughed.

(End of this chapter)