slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 581 Gu Han's Trouble

Shang Qingyun looked at Cang Hai, and asked with a puzzled expression: "Why, do you have a name for this thing in the countryside? If you have a name, tell me, and we can name it after your name."

Cang Hai didn't know how to answer this, because the villagers must have never seen this thing before. There was nothing but loess in the surrounding area before. The largest animal in the vicinity is the rabbit besides the domesticated cattle and sheep. Where did this thing come from.

Cang Hai saw it for the first time today, and he really didn't know how to tell Mr. Shang that this thing is not a badger, but an embarrassment, an embarrassment in the eyes of the ancients, and an embarrassment is not something in legends, it is as cunning as a ghost The embarrassment is the thing you hold in your hand.

"I haven't seen it, but I don't think it's appropriate to call it a Badger Wolf," Cang Hai said.

"Just name it temporarily!"

At this moment, a man in his forties next to him spoke.Cang Hai didn't know his name, but the man's tone was obviously not that friendly.From this person's point of view, Cang Hai is a layman, not a professional who knows how difficult it is to name animals.

"It's just for reference, Cang Hai has also provided us with a lot of help in our work," Mr. Shang said with a smile.

Seeing this, Cang Hai has no interest in continuing. Since they are going to call him Badger Wolf, let them have fun first, and it has nothing to do with him, since Cang Hai won't receive any money anyway.

"If it's okay, I'll go back first, are you planning to continue the hunt?" Cang Hai asked.

Grandpa Shang Qingyun nodded: "Well, we want to learn more about the living habits of this new species, but this guy is so naughty, it's like playing hide-and-seek with us, you see, we don't even have a clear picture now It’s really weird that this thing seems to know where the camera is.”

Cang Hai grinned and listened for a while, then left the old monk Qingyun, rode the ugly donkey back to the edge of the lagoon, and found that Shi Wei and the others had already dressed and were about to leave the lagoon and return to the village.

"Hey, why have you been away for so long, the sun is almost setting?" Qi Yue asked loudly when Cang Hai came back.

Cang Hai said: "I can't help it, I met Mr. Shang Qingyun again on the road, and chatted with him for a while."

"Meet Mr. Shang, did he tell you what that thing is called?" Qi Yue and others asked.

Everyone remembered such an ugly thing after just a glance, and they had never seen it before. When they heard Cang Hai say that they had met Mr. Shang, they thought he could give them an affirmative answer.

Cang Hai said: "The old man doesn't know about it, he said it is a new species, and now they temporarily named it badger wolf."

"I'm going, this name is not creative at all. I still like wolves. How can I still like wolves when I look so ugly? I don't know if it's the world of beauty now, it's almost called crying man!" Yan Jun muttered.

Cang Hai laughed and said, "This badger is not the same as the other. This badger is a badger's badger. The badger seed oil you used for scalding last time was refined from that thing."

"It turned out to be a badger, don't tell me, it really looks like a badger." Xu Xinhui nodded and said.

Well!Cang Hai was speechless for a moment, embarrassment is embarrassment, why do you still say you look like a wolverine?

However, I know what this thing is really called, but no one else, not even an expert like Shang Qingyun, makes Cang Hai feel a little bit of superiority naturally, a bit like everyone is drunk and we are alone mean.

The things were packed on the sledge, and Cang Hai and his group returned to the village.

"What's for dinner at your house?" Qi Yue asked.

Cang Hai thought for a while and said, "Eat noodles!"

"Forget about eating noodles." Upon hearing this, Qi Yue immediately greeted her friends to take their own things and left Cang Hai's house.

"What happened to the noodles?" Cang Hai muttered.

Shi Wei said with a smile: "They are not used to it."

"It's good if you don't get used to it, so you don't have to cook for them. They all look thin like knife mantises, but they can eat a lot. Everyone needs a big bowl of rice," Cang Hai said with a smile.

Just as Shi Wei wanted to say something, she saw her two incomprehensible little things running into the house with their legs loose, so she said loudly, "Go inside and take a bath! Don't play with toys first."

The two little things responded, and the figure had disappeared at the door.

While waiting for the two to move the things on the sledge to the storage room, Shi Wei suddenly asked, "You know what that thing is called, right?"

"What?" Cang Hai was taken aback by his wife's question.

Shi Wei said: "Don't play dumb for me, what's the name of that ugly thing?"

It was only then that Cang Hai realized that what his daughter-in-law was talking about, so he asked with a smile: "I said this thing is embarrassing, do you believe it?"

"Baby? What baby?"

"The embarrassing one who is in trouble," Cang Hai said.

Shi Wei was stunned after hearing this: "You mean this thing is embarrassment?"

"What's the matter, don't you believe it? This thing has short legs, looks five times like a wolf, and can hunt and kill the third child, and a bigger cat. In terms of size, the big cat is not comparable to it Up and down, but rely on IQ to live," Cang Hai explained.

"Then why didn't you tell Mr. Shang that they would come up with something like a badger wolf?" Shi Wei didn't quite understand.

Cang Hai said: "People are professionals, you think they will believe my words, there is no definite evidence, how can they believe that this thing is embarrassing, and let me take the evidence, how can I take it. The old saying is good, it is better to do more than one thing." One less thing, they can call them whatever they want, it's none of my business."

"You, you." Shi Wei smiled and stopped talking.

"What embarrassment?"

At this time, a small head stuck out from the door and asked the two people in the room.

Cang Hai turned his head and saw that it was the little girl Meng Meng.There was snow all over the little girl's shoulders and pants, and she played wildly somewhere.

"Did you fall into the snow nest? Look at your body, go back quickly and change your clothes, don't catch a cold," Cang Hai said to his sister.

Mengmeng said indifferently: "I'm fine, what are you talking about, what is embarrassment?"

"Kids, don't ask so many questions, go take a shower and change clothes, and eat later," Cang Hai said.

After hearing this, Mengmeng left with a flat mouth.

The couple packed up their things and went back to the kitchen to cook together. The meal was only half done when Shi Zhenbang and his wife came back.

"Mom and Dad, we'll have dinner later," Shi Wei said.

Shi Zhenbang waved his hand: "We have already eaten, and we have to go out later."

After hearing this, Cang Hai asked, "So busy?"

Wang Zhenzhen sighed: "There is no way, some people are just too stupid."

Looking at the old mother-in-law's face, Cang Hai knew that the old lady enjoyed the process of being a teacher very much. Although she said that others were stupid, there was no impatient expression on her face.

Looking at the old man's face is also full of red light, it can be seen that the old couple are very satisfied with their current life, and their complexions are much better than when they first came here.

After chatting for a few words, the old couple went out, and when they came back, they dared to tell Cang Hai and his wife not to cook their dinner.

The family had just served bowls and was about to eat when Qi Yue opened the curtain and walked in.

"Beast, beast!"

While muttering, he casually pulled a stool and sat down, then stared straight at Cang Hai.

Cang Hai was a little terrified by her look, put down the bowl and wiped his face: "What's on my face?"

"no!"

"Then why are you staring at me like that? And why do you say animals are not animals as soon as you enter the door? Did the ugly donkey offend you, the tiger head, or the iron head offend you?" Cang Hai asked.

Hutou and Tietou raised their heads at the same time when Cang Hai called their names.

"It's none of your business!" Cang Hai said to the two.

"Lishi is pregnant!" Qi Yue said.

Cang Hai was even more confused when he heard that, and said in his heart that I don't know anyone who is Lish or Lish, she is pregnant and I have a dime relationship, it is too nonsense for you to say that animals are not animals as soon as you enter the door.

After hearing this, Shi Wei also looked at Cang Hai with unkind eyes.

Cang Hai said to his daughter-in-law: "Is there any sense of trust between people? I'm just short of staying with you 24 hours a day. I don't know anyone like Lish or Lish, and look at the name How rustic it is!"

Just when Cang Hai was telling each other, the mobile phone in his hand rang, and Cang Hai took it out to see that he was still old and friendly, so he knew to rescue himself at this time.

"Hey, Gu Han, what's the matter?"

"Lish is pregnant!"

Who knew that Gu Han also said the same thing.

Cang Hai suddenly became a little annoyed: "Is Liz pregnant...".

In the middle of speaking, Cang Hai suddenly remembered that Gu Han's wild girlfriend was called Ai Li or something!
"congratulations!"

Cang Hai wiped his sweat secretly in his heart, and thought: Thanks to my cleverness, if it wasn't for Qi Yue, I would have been led into the ditch.

Seeing Shi Wei's confused eyes, Cang Hai said: "Ailish is pregnant, Gu Han's girlfriend".

After hearing this, Shi Wei whispered to Qi Yue, "Didn't that girl's family disagree?"

"Can you stop getting married and get pregnant?" Qi Yue said.

Shi Wei couldn't help but roll her eyes at these words, seeing that the little girl Mengmeng was also holding the bowl edge with one hand and staring at Qi Yue with two big eyes, so she opened her mouth and said: " Hurry up and eat, what are you listening to?"

"Why don't I know? Gu Han's elder brother is going to be a father, but he's not married yet, so he's unmarried and has a baby first!" Mengmeng said confidently.

"You know all this?" Shi Wei was a little surprised.

Mengmeng curled her lips: "It's been played [-] times on TV, what's so strange?"

Shi Wei sighed after hearing this: "Now the TV teaching is all messed up, and it has taught every child badly."

Cang Hai and Gu Han are talking on the phone. Gu Han is like a headless fly. He doesn't know what to do. His girlfriend's family disagrees, and his girlfriend is pregnant.It is estimated that the thought of his quasi-father-in-law's family's complexion will make him shudder right now.

"What are you afraid of? It's not like you can't afford to support a family now. If you can't, I'll borrow money to buy you a house. You already have children, so you won't think about anything else," Cang Hai persuaded.

Gu Han said at the other end: "She is not so easy to support!"

"Then you have to ask her. If the two of you want to be together, material things are easy to talk about. No matter how bad you are, you won't live on the road. It's nothing more than a smaller house and a harder life every month." Said It's hard, but it's actually better than the average middle class, so if you can't make it, then it can only be said that you are not suitable to be together..." Cang Hai persuaded.

(End of this chapter)