The best director ever

Chapter 101 Auditions
At the end of April, Huaxian, the magic capital!

Today is the audition day for the leading role of Journey to the West.

In the waiting hall of Huaxian, many well-known actors who are rarely seen in China usually appear here.If an ordinary audience came in, he would definitely exclaim: My God, is this at the Academy Awards ceremony?Why are there so many stars?
Here, regardless of men and women, everyone has been carefully dressed, and strive to show their most perfect side.

In a corner, Zhou Xingchi and Xu Mengda stayed together quietly, and beside them sat a girl who was as quiet as a virgin.

Xu Mengda looked at the girl, then at Zhou Xingchi who closed his eyes and thought, suddenly asked, "Zhou Xingchi, why did your girlfriend follow you?"

"You said Zhu Yin, she was worried about me and wanted to come over to cheer me up." Zhou Xingchi smiled and winked at Zhu Yin.

Zhu Yin also smiled mischievously, with his left eye slightly bent, and his right eye blinking slightly. "Yeah, I'm here to cheer him on."

Xu Mengda had a headache, rubbed his temples, and said helplessly: "Okay, you can do whatever you want. But fortunately, both of our resumes have passed, otherwise, let alone your girlfriend, whether we can come to Huaxian today is a problem .”

Xu Mengda knows a little about Zhou Xingchi's girlfriend. It seems that they all came out of an artist training class, but now Dingtian is also a small supporting role.This time, Zhu Yin felt that his chances were too small, so he didn't even vote for his resume.

However, if her boyfriend had such an idea, she still fully supported her. At the beginning, what Zhu Yin liked was Zhou Xingchi's perseverance and enterprising perseverance!
At this time, a notification sounded in the hall, asking Zhou Xingchi to go in for an audition.

Zhou Xingchi's whole body trembled when he heard the words, success or failure depends on this time!

Zhu Yin stretched out his hand and tightly grasped Zhou Xingchi's wrist, "Come on! Believe in yourself, you will definitely be able to do it!"

"En!" Zhou Xingchi nodded heavily, then took out the book from his arms and handed it to Zhu Yin, "Help me keep it safe."

After speaking, he turned his head and walked into the room.

At the same time, a well-known actor also came out of it.People around surrounded him, first pretending to ask how he was doing, and then asking what the audition topic was.

The actor smiled wryly and sighed, "I feel okay about myself, but Director Han didn't respond, he just asked me to go back and wait for the notification."

"By the way, I would like to remind you that the test questions derived by Han are very strange."

"What kind of strange method?" Everyone wondered.

The actor kept silent, just shook his head with a strange expression, and walked out of the hall, leaving a group of people looking at each other in blank dismay.

In the room, Han Qiu sat with several interviewers.However, after careful observation, these interviewers all looked at Han Qiu in a strange way.

"Director Han, isn't your exam question too difficult?"

Han Qiu shook his head and said, "Is this difficult?"

Everyone around was startled and nodded in unison.

Disaster?In fact, it’s hard to say, the key is why do you let people play buffoons in various identities?And the funnier the better?Are you recruiting actors or comedians?

Just as everyone complained, Zhou Xingchi opened the door and walked in.

After greeting everyone, Zhou Xingchi introduced himself: "My name is Zhou Xingchi"

Not many words, but very concise.The interviewer also held the resume in his hand while listening to him and flipping through it.

Zhou Xingchi's acting career is relatively rich, but most of them are small supporting roles, or even secondary roles.Seeing this, the interviewers present couldn't help but frown.

Huh?How did Director Han let such a person pass the audition?But since it was selected by Han Banxian himself, no matter how big the opinion was, the crowd couldn't express it.

For the time being, let's take a look at his performance first.

After listening to Zhou Xingchi's introduction, Han Qiu smiled with satisfaction and said, "I remember you. We cooperated once during the secret war. I have a deep impression on you."

Zhou Xingchi was overjoyed, he didn't expect Han Banxian to still remember his trick.The other people looked at Zhou Xingchi even more weirdly, could it be?Is this young man really talented in acting?
Thinking of this, the other interviewers showed interest for the first time.

auditions continue
Zhou Xingchi began to perform basic skills, whether it was the expression changes of emotions, anger, sorrow, or joy, or the fluency of reading through the lines, they all reached a very high standard.In front of the camera, Zhou Xingchi was not nervous at all, he was very relaxed throughout the whole process.

Seeing this, while the interviewers were satisfied with Zhou Xingchi, they also gave Han Qiu a thumbs up in their hearts.Awesome, Han Banxian has a good eye for people!

But the next step is the highlight, and it's time for Han Qiu's difficult exam questions.

"Next, improvisation, you can find anyone present to cooperate with you. We will temporarily arrange roles and situations, but there are no fixed lines and actions." An interviewer said.

"The only requirement is that the funnier the better! You can act it as a comedy, and we can also listen to it as a joke."

"do you understand?"

Zhou Xingchi was taken aback, then nodded hastily: "Okay, no problem."

Comedy?The funnier the better?This is the final question?Zhou Xingchi felt a little weird in his heart, but... this doesn't seem to be particularly difficult, does it?
The interviewer nodded: "Okay, now you can choose a temporary partner for cooperation."

"Then I'll choose Director Han." Zhou Xingchi was not shy, and directly chose Han Qiu to play the opposite role.

"Okay, no problem." Han Qiu smiled freely without putting on an air.

Several interviewers around laughed, and it was interesting to choose Han Banxian.

Han Qiu came to the middle of the room, and the interviewer also gave the first question, and this question was simply adapted from the most classic scene of Infernal Affairs, the scene where Liu Dehua and Liang Chaowei confronted each other on the rooftop.

"Now, Director Han is a policeman, Zhou Xingchi, you are a prisoner. And now you are subdued by Director Han, at a critical moment of life and death."

Zhou Xingchi had watched Infernal Affairs, and when he heard the topic, he recalled the scene on the rooftop.

However, this is a very serious scene. How can it be performed to have a laugh?

"Are you ready?" the interviewer asked.

Zhou Xingchi came back to his senses and nodded: "No problem."

"Okay, let's start then."

Han Qiu stood not far from Zhou Xingchi, pretending to hold a gun in his hand, and pointed at his chest with a stern expression.

"Zhou Xingchi, you have committed a heinous crime, and today is your death day."

Zhou Xingchi stared at Han Qiu closely, with a hint of emotion on his face that a catastrophe was imminent, his brows struggled, and the expression of regret, guilt, and relief was fully revealed, and the interviewers around him nodded frequently in their hearts.

But, is this supposed to be funny?In such a serious scene, I would like to see how you express this contrast.

"Can you stop this?"

"I'm sorry, I'm a policeman." Han Qiu's eyes darkened.

Zhou Xingchi sighed, shook his head and said, "That's not what I mean, I mean, can you stop pointing at my chest, if you can't kill me with a single shot, wouldn't I be in pain for a long time?"

puff!
An interviewer was drinking water, and couldn't help spraying all over the table when he heard this.After realizing that he had lost his composure, he quickly apologized and smiled awkwardly at the colleagues around him who couldn't help but laugh.

Han Qiu also had a strange look on his face, "Okay, I will meet your request." After speaking, he raised his hand to Zhou Xingchi's forehead.

But Zhou Xingchi yelled again: "Don't, wait a minute!"

"What's wrong with you? Didn't I meet your request?"

"Oh, that's not what I meant. I want to say that before a prisoner dies, don't you police all ask: Do you have any last words?"

Han Qiu's heart hurts too. Can you speak your lines according to common sense?
"Okay, do you have any last words now?"

Zhou Xingchi stood with his hands behind his back, facing Han Qiu sideways, as if he was an expert outside the world. How could he look like a prisoner?
"Actually, I don't have any last words to say."

Nima!The people present wanted to strangle Zhou Xingchi to death.

"I just want to say that since I came to this world, I don't plan to go back alive."

Pfft, everyone is pissed again, damn it, come back alive?

Zhou Xingchi sighed, and then closed his eyes: "Shoot, and remember to aim carefully, in case the first shot misses me, I can't guarantee that I will dodge the second shot."

Everyone's hearts have blossomed twitchingly, hide?Can you still dodge bullets?

Han Qiu also simply put down the police veil, with a smile on his face.This guy, a good police and gangster scene, just played tricks for him.

However, several interviewers were still a little bit unsatisfied, and they threw out exam questions one by one again.

"Zhou Xingchi, you are a cold patient, Director Han, you are his friend."

Zhou Xingchi: "Director Han, have you seen my Weibo post? It's so funny."

Han Qiu was speechless, this painting style~~~~.

"I see, but don't you have a serious cold, boy? Why do you still want to post on Weibo?"

Zhou Xingchi rolled his eyes: "I have a cold, but I have to come out to cough once in a while."

The interviewers laughed again, these days, even a cold has such a personality?

"Zhou Xingchi, you are a girl, Director Han is your boyfriend, you want to break up with him."

Zhou Xingchi looked at Han Qiu impatiently, "Let's break up."

"why?"

Zhou Xingchi shook his head regretfully, with a firm expression: "Because you don't love me anymore."

"No, I love you."

"Then are you willing to do anything for me? Are you willing to be my sun and bring light into my life?"

"I am willing!" Han Qiu looked excited, as if he had grasped the last straw.

"Well, this is what you said yourself. Since you are willing to be my sun, please keep a distance of at least 14710 million kilometers from me."

Han Qiu was dumbfounded, while the other interviewers had already hugged their stomachs and laughed to themselves.

This line is a classic!
Zhou Xingchi's funny talent is natural!
Han Qiu sat back in his seat, he didn't want to be beaten to death by these guys again.Moreover, after the diagonal scene just now, Han Qiu can be regarded as seeing Zhou Xingchi's talent.

"OK, the audition is over, you can go back and wait for news."

Zhou Xingchi withdrew his hippie smile and changed to a serious one. After nodding to express his thanks, he turned and left.

In the room, Han Qiu was holding Zhou Xingchi's resume and tapped his fingers on the table.After staring at it for a full minute, he came back to his senses and said in a clear voice:
"next."

(End of this chapter)