The best director ever

Chapter 105

Zhenbeibao Film and Television City!

Outside the city, in a village full of yellow sand, dozens of people from the Westward Journey crew are furiously arranging scenes, props and so on.

Outside an open space, a makeup artist is applying makeup to Zhou Xingchi.

At this moment, he was dressed in tattered clothes that looked like a beggar, and he exuded a non-mainstream aura all over his body.A pair of eyebrows that were originally handsome, were glued with a layer of black hair and connected into a line.

The surrounding actors who pretended to be bandits were just as different as Zhou Xingchi, with tattered clothes and all kinds of strange and non-mainstream styles.If it was placed in ancient times, it would have been thought to be a beggar gang meeting.

Standing beside Zhou Xingchi, Zhu Yin couldn't hide the smile on his face when he saw his boyfriend's disheveled face.

"Honey, you are so ugly."

Zhou Xingchi was shameless, and said with a playful smile, "No, I think he's very handsome."

"Hee hee, he's quite handsome, isn't he with cabbage on his head, a sack around his body, and kelp around his waist?"

Zhou Xingchi covered his forehead in pain, this image really ruined the three views.

On the other side, Han Qiu was coordinating the entire crew with a loudspeaker, and when his eyes fell on Zhou Xingchi and the bandits, a strange look appeared on his face.

This guy Ye Chen was just beside Han Qiu with his camera, "Old Han, are you sure that these killers and non-mainstream people are really bandits? This hairstyle, this outfit, I really admire."

"What's the matter?" Han Qiu laughed, "Did you know that there is a legendary family in this world? They look exactly like this group of people."

"Huh?" Ye Chen was shocked, "Does this kind of family really exist in reality?"

Han Qiu nodded: "According to the records of "Historical Records - The Family of Burying Love", the most prominent family in the Shamat world is named: Burying Love!"

"The family of burial love? This family is recorded in the historical records?" Ye Chen heard this term for the first time, and couldn't help but become a little interested. "Tell me, what kind of family is it?"

Han Qiu looked far away, and with some meaningful emotion, he said: "The Burial Love family has six brothers, the eldest is called Burial, and they are good at the secret dance of killing and moving in the mud!"

"The second child is called Water Burial. He is good at crawling and rolling in ditches and ponds in the fields. He is very personable."

"The third one is called cremation, and is famous all over the world for a "fire rock dance in winter"!"

"The fourth one is called Wooden Burial, and he likes to climb on attached trees. It is often seen that his dragon wags its tail in the cornfields!"

"The fifth one is called Golden Burial, and he likes to wear gold, silver, copper and iron, fingers, arms and thighs, and all kinds of metal chains, bracelets, rings, bracelets, all kinds of them can't weigh more than a hundred catties!!"

"Eh, hundreds of catties?" Ye Chen's eyes widened, as if he was listening to a legend with a long history. "Isn't there six brothers? What about the sixth brother?"

Han Qiu sighed, and his eyes became deeper and deeper: "The sixth son is the soul of the funeral family, and the world calls him ""

"Smart burial!"

Ye Chen was completely speechless, but Han Qiu hadn't finished yet: "Zhi Zan's dance seems to be chaotic, but it is actually chaotic and orderly. No matter where he is, he can't stop his ghostly footwork. And at his age Such an achievement in such a light, it must be a master in the field of "stepping on dung"!"

Saying that, Han Qiu patted Ye Chen on the shoulder: "Come on, work hard! Fate owes you a pair of iron shoes and half a concrete floor, but in the end, it will be returned in full!"

"Remember, they are the 'Love Burial Family'."

After finishing speaking, Han Qiu clapped his hands and left without taking a cloud.Ye Chen was stunned for a long time before suddenly waking up: "Fuck, why are you patting me on the shoulder? I'm not the one who loves my family!"

Han Qiu couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard Ye Chen's roar behind him, tsk tsk, do you think the Buried Love family is so easy to advance?If you want to go, they may not accept you.

When he came to Zhou Xingchi's side, Han Qiu looked at his back, and after careful scrutiny several times, the more he looked, the more satisfied he was.Unexpectedly, Zhou Xingchi turned his head suddenly, and for a split second, Han Qiu's head was in a trance, and dizziness hit him instantly.

"Damn, how did you get into this state?"

In Han Qiu's sight, Zhou Xingchi's thick and unorthodox look instantly appeared.In fact, this is not the main point. The key point is that his eyes shrunk into cross-eyed eyes, which frightened Han Qiuyi.

"Uh, I'm not following the script. I'm going to practice in advance." Zhou Xingchi still maintained a cross-eyed posture when he spoke. Although he was facing Han Qiu, Han Qiu couldn't feel his gaze.

Han Qiu gave a thumbs up and sighed, "Isn't it uncomfortable?"

"It's okay, I can hold it back. I'm just afraid that I won't be able to control it well when I'm acting, so I'll get used to this demeanor now."

Han Qiu was completely convinced, it was just a small detail, but he could see Zhou Xingchi's serious attitude.

Although it is acting, it is really not easy to put down your body and practice yourself. This attitude is really not easy.

After a while, the scene and props were set up, and Zhou Xingchi and a group of extras also drew various non-mainstream outfits.Han Qiu nodded to Andy and Yuan Meng, indicating that it will start immediately.

Andy responded with a smile: "OK!"

Here, Zhou Xingchi played the role of the bandit leader, the boss!Xu Mengda is a supporting role, the second in charge.

The plot here is: the spider Jingchun Thirty Niang came to Wuyue Mountain, lived in the bandit's den, and beat up a group of bandits from top to bottom.Zhou Xingchi, as the head of the family, was beaten up by the Three Saints of Kunlun in a fight before the Spring Thirty Mother came, and received a seven-injury punch. Can't even tell who is who.

At that time, some people wondered, how could the Seven Injury Fist appear here?

Han Qiu and Zhou Xingchi smiled at each other, it doesn't make sense, do we need a reason?

"Action!" Han Qiu yelled, and several cameras that had been prepared around him began to operate.

On the open space, Zhou Xingchi was staring at a cross-eyed person, lying on a chair with a slanted body, holding a tattered fan in his hand.Ahead, a group of bandits squatted on the ground, holding a string of props and copper coins on their heads.

"You idiots, what are you doing putting money on your head, put it down!" Zhou Xingchi stared with cross-eyed eyes, jumped off the chair, and kicked left and right in the crowd.

A group of bandits turned into birds and beasts and scattered, and the scene instantly turned from stillness to movement.

The beggar-like Xu Mengda trembled all over his body, and said tremblingly, "No way, if the money falls to the ground, the head will not be guaranteed, boss."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Xingchi yelled and came straight towards Xu Mengda, and then passed him by Xu Mengda's confused eyes.With a backhand grab, he grabbed a more non-mainstream bandit, and opened his mouth to curse.

"You are so clueless, how can you be my second master?"

"Help me, help me, I'm not the second in charge, I'm blind!"

The crew members outside the stage couldn't help laughing, this damn is really talking nonsense, this nonsense is too good, right?A person who admits the wrong person, a person who is obviously not blind, is suddenly called blind.

But Han Qiu shook his head lightly: "Cut!"

Andy shrugged and lifted his head from the camera.As a foreigner, he couldn't understand what these bandits were doing, and the nonsensical Chinese culture gave him even more headaches.

What the hell is this Nima doing?Are all Huaxia movies made like this?
After the NG, Han Qiu said to Zhou Xingchi: "Not enough, not enough. Your performance is not natural enough. Don't look at Xu Mengda when you pass by him. Now, blind people are the second in charge in your eyes, and you can only have blind people in your eyes .”

Zhou Xingchi smiled awkwardly. Just now, he was indeed distracted and couldn't help looking at Xu Mengda.It's really that this nonsensical plot is so capable of causing trouble, I just want to open my eyes and talk nonsense.

"Okay, Director Han, I will pay attention."

Han Qiu nodded: "OK, continue."

This time, when Zhou Xingchi passed by Xu Mengda, he kept his eyes straight, as if in his eyes, the blind man was the only one in the whole world. If the eyes were not angry, he might have thought that the two were having an affair.

After this episode, Zhou Xingchi realized that he had misunderstood the person, and hurriedly turned his head to look at Xu Mengda, but this time he passed Xu Mengda again, and came straight to a dog, pointing at the dog lying on the ground, The puppy with an innocent face cursed again.

"Look at your virtues. You are sneaky, shameless, disheveled, and you look like a dog. How did you come out and wander the rivers and lakes with me? Ah!"

On the other hand, a group of bandits all looked at Zhou Xingchi dull-faced.

It seems that they have mistaken people again, er no, they have mistaken dogs.

Zhu Yin stood outside the camera, covering his lips and watching his boyfriend's pretentious performance, and a silver bell-like chuckle came out from time to time; Han Qiu nodded in satisfaction, it's not bad, it's easy to understand, this ability to open your eyes and talk nonsense It's really getting stronger and stronger.

The surrounding staff also gave thumbs up secretly, grandma's, strong, treating a dog as a human being, this performance skill is really not covered!

While admiring, everyone was amused by Zhou Xingchi and Xu Mengda, a pair of clowns. At the same time, they also taunted Han Qiu loudly in their hearts: Director Han, you are strong. If you play nonsense, I will obey you!

Afterwards, Zhou Xingchi regarded a piece of grass as his second master, and scolded and trampled on it, while Xu Mengda pretended to scream.

Everyone laughed out loud. I didn't talk about treating a dog as a person before, but now it's too much to treat a piece of grass as a person.A dog is still an animal, but this grass is a plant.

But, Zhou Xingchi acted so well that no one could find fault with him, as if in his cross-eyed eyes, this piece of grass is the second in command!
Han Qiu laughed in his heart, this is the essence of nonsense!
Until the end, Zhou Xingchi seemed to be too involved in the drama, until after the end, he was still staring cross-eyed.

"Xingchi, it's over. There's no need to act cross-eyed anymore." Xu Mengda patted the ashes off his body and said.

Zhou Xingchi came to his senses, looked at the haystack in front of him that had been trampled so badly, and gasped, "Oh my god, I can't do it anymore, I almost fell into a demon. I feel like I can't help crying when I see anything in the future. Let's be the second master."

Xu Mengda's cheeks twitched non-stop: "Uh, you can call me Erdangjia, as long as you don't call me by my name."

"No, when I was acting just now, I was thinking of you all the time."

"." Xu Mengda was speechless.

"Or, you really let me step on it? Maybe my problem will be cured."

"Get out." Xu Mengda's face darkened, and he shouted.

(Sima Qian greatly forgive me, I did not intentionally tamper with historical records...)
(End of this chapter)