The best director ever

Chapter 125

"Is this Journey to the West?"

Countless viewers couldn't help but wonder, what is such an opening?Sun Wukong didn't protect Tang Sanzang, but wanted to eat him?Tang Sanzang risked his life to save Monkey King?

What kind of plot is this?Except for the character design, this is almost completely different from the original work!And Han Banxian, you keep saying it’s a comedy, but apart from Tang Sanzang’s sense of joy, where’s the comedy?This is obviously the tragedy of Tang Sanzang's death!

Listening to the commotion in the theater, Han Qiu couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly.Hehe, the story has just begun, and there are more surprises waiting for you!

500 years later!

The screen turned and came to a desert.A woman in black gauze is riding a horse in the desert.On one side, in a dilapidated small village, a group of bandits with strange shapes, who looked like refugees fleeing disasters, appeared in the eyes of the audience.

Seeing this, the audience couldn't help but raise their lips, is this a bandit?Hehe, interesting.

Soon, a fight broke out between the woman in black and the bandits, and the group of bandits were subdued!

"Where the peach blossoms pass by, not a single blade of grass will grow! When the money falls, the head will not be guaranteed!"

The celestial girl let go of her hands like scattered flowers, and strings of copper coins fell on the heads of every bandit without exception.The gorgeous scene like peach blossoms makes every audience fascinated!

But the way each bandit wore a string of copper coins in a daze ruined this beauty.The tattered clothes, the shape of a killer, formed a strong contrast with the beautiful peach blossoms.

The sense of joy comes in an instant!
The audience couldn't help but smile on their cheeks, beauties and bandits?Is high cold matched with funny ratio?
In the picture, afterward, a group of bullied bandits find their boss, Zhizunbao—a thick black horizontal line with eyebrows, hair like a chicken coop, wearing tattered clothes, and a cross-eyed man. young man.

"What did Spring Thirty Lady come to Wuyue Mountain for? This female devil has always been a thief of all treasures!"

"Could there be any big business here?"

Then, a funny scene appeared. Zhizunbao's cross-eyed eyes made him unable to tell who was who. For the third time, he even regarded a piece of grass as the second master, and stomped hard!
In particular, a group of funny bandits were still fanning the flames, and the second leader even pretended to be trampled in pain, hiding aside and yelling.

The audience was dumbfounded, this shit?
"Pfft, haha, I laughed so hard, this boss is really interesting, what a mess, I just feel sorry for that innocent puppy."

"Didn't I see it wrong? Isn't that blind man all right? Isn't his eyes blind?"

"Interesting, it's the first time I see this angle to increase the point of laughter. Haha!"

The nonsensical humor immediately hit the audience's laughter, just like the nonsensical name, there is no reason for its behavior, and the audience has no reason, just want to laugh.

After that, the nonsensical style spread for a while. Anywhere, in any plot, as long as there are Supreme Treasures and bandits, there will be laughter.Those wonderful lines and dialogues made the audience twitch.

Chun Thirty Mother: "I want to stay here for a while?"

Master Zunbao: "I don't know how long a moment is?"

Chunsanniang: "Are you peeing here?"

Supreme Treasure: "Otherwise, where would you get such a big tank of water to take a bath?"

Er Dangjia: "You think so highly of me? Hey, boss, don't kneel down!"

Supreme Treasure: "You think I want to kneel down, it's because my legs don't work."

Blind man: "Master, your Seven Injury Fist is getting more and more serious!"

Supreme Treasure: "I still have hands, I won't give in. Uh ha ha ha ha ha!"

After finishing speaking, Supreme Treasure walked away upside down, then staggered and fell into the pit.

The second leader raised his arms and shouted: "The leader of the gang has fallen into the cesspit, the leader of the gang!"

The audience couldn't help laughing, this one after another nonsensical nonsense is really tossing people.

The plot gradually unfolded amidst the audience's laughter.The purpose of Chunsanniang coming to Wuyue Mountain is to find a person with three moles on the soles of her feet, and then ask the bandits to help find him.

And a group of bandits headed by Zhizunbao will definitely not let it go so easily, and let the Erdangjia give the ecstasy directly, but they don't want to make Chunsanniang reveal the original shape of a spider spirit!Then there was another farce of bandits fighting spider spirits.

All kinds of weird tricks, all kinds of wonderful ways of pretending to be dead, all kinds of jokes about fishing in troubled waters.Let all the audience hold their stomachs and laugh from beginning to end.And in the end, the crotch of Supreme Treasure caught fire, and when the second master stepped on him mercilessly to help him put out the fire, all the male audience couldn't help clamping their legs.

Wow, it really hurts!
Han Qiu was also ashamed. The stepping on the crotch not only happened here, but there was also a scene where many people stepped on the crotch of Supreme Treasure together.When filming these two episodes, stand-in dummy was used.

The dummy does not pat the face, only the bottom.At that time, in order to make stepping more enjoyable, Ye Chen offered to put a photo of Han Qiu on the face of the dummy, so that it would be more exciting when everyone stepped on the crotch together.

This proposal was approved by everyone, no matter how much Han Qiu yelled NO.Then, an evil scene appeared, a group of old men wrapped only in a pair of white underwear surrounded a dummy with the word Han Qiu written on its face and stomped desperately!

Aim at the center of the crotch and step on it!
How much strength, then double the strength to step on! !

Everyone was so excited, but Han Qiu, who was darkened, looked at them with his legs twitching.

Thinking about it now, there is still a chill!

Han Qiu wanted to cry even more, and he knew that this paragraph should be deleted.

Later, Bai Jingjing, Bai Jingjing, the younger sister of the spider spirit, also came to Wuyue Mountain where the bandit den was located.And Zhizunbao fell in love with this long-legged beauty at a glance.He even did not hesitate to shave off his hair, and trimmed all the beard and eyebrows on his face.

In the past, the spider spirit was the fact that Chun Sanniang had changed, and the bandits were still in the dark, but now this Bai Jingjing, they don't know that she is also a monster.

At this moment, the great bald Bodhi ancestor appeared, and told Zhizunbao that the two were monsters, and gave him a demon mirror as proof, and told the reason why the monsters gathered here.

That is, Tang Sanzang is about to be reincarnated here, and then he will continue to learn the Western Scriptures with the same reincarnated Monkey King.

Zhizunbao didn't believe it at first, but after he took the demon mirror to shine on Bai Jingjing, he immediately believed it.

The audience also suddenly realized at this moment that this twists and turns and strange thing is such a back and forth.

"Tang Sanzang saved Sun Wukong with his life. The Jade Emperor didn't kill him, but threw him into reincarnation and reincarnated."

"Damn it, it's been another 500 years, and Wuzhi Mountain has become Wuyue Mountain. Han Banxian's brain is really big!"

"But what is the identity of Supreme Treasure? Why does he have a strange dream every night?"

All the clues seem to be clear, and the only thing that confuses the audience is the identity of Supreme Treasure.He is obviously the protagonist, but he is just a bandit.At first, the audience thought that he was the reincarnation of Monkey King, but Supreme Treasure also took a mirror to himself, and there was no change.

This made everyone puzzled.

After that, the Bull Demon King got the news of Tang Sanzang's reincarnation, and also came to Wuyue Mountain, and fought a battle with the bone spirit and spider spirit.But the two of them still couldn't beat the Bull Demon King together, so they had to take the Supreme Treasure and fled back to Pansi Cave.And the second leader, who was controlled by the spider spirit with the ecstasy method, was also brought back.

In Pansi Cave, Erdang's family unintentionally took a demon mirror to look at himself, but he didn't expect that there was a pig in the mirror, but the Supreme Treasure remained the same without any change.

The audience is puzzled, the clue is still vague.However, the fact that the second master is Zhu Bajie made everyone want to laugh.

And later, a fight broke out between the bone spirit and the spider spirit who had a grudge because of Tang's monk meat.During the fight, the second master took the aphrodisiac method of the spider spirit and had a relationship with the spider spirit.

Seeing this, black lines appeared on the heads of the audience again, Zhu Bajie and the spider spirit are having sex?
Fuck, this fucker is too hot!Han Banxian, I didn't take you to play like this!
But the Bone Essence who was poisoned by the spider essence and Supreme Treasure escaped from the Pansi Cave together, and the two almost had a relationship on a hillside.

At this moment, the audience is already in a mess.The second master and the spider spirit are hooked up, and the first master and the bone spirit are almost hooked up too.

It's okay to say that the second master is Zhu Bajie, after all, he is a demon.But Supreme Treasure is a person, and Bai Jingjing is a monster!But Zhizunbao knew Bai Jingjing's identity clearly, but still fell in love with her desperately.On the contrary, Bai Jingjing originally liked Monkey King in her heart, and she always thought that Supreme Treasure was Monkey King.

But when Supreme Treasure admits that he is not Sun Houzi, Bai Jingjing is so stupid that she also has feelings for Supreme Treasure!
Humans and demons fell in love!Is it because Supreme Treasure and Sun Wukong look alike?

"Fuck, Han Banxian has too much taste!"

"Ahem, I'm just very surprised that the second master is Zhu Bajie!"

"Sigh, this Zhou Xingchi's performance is not bad, but it's a pity that he fell into Han Banxian's pit and staged a love affair with a monster!"

"Zhou Xingchi's performance is so hilarious, his ability to be funny is extraordinary! It's just that it's not good to fall in love with someone, but it's the bone spirit."

The audience has mixed opinions. It is true that as a comedy, Journey to the West has been successful so far, but these bloody loves have made the audience's evaluation of it drop a notch.

If the plot after the big talk about Journey to the West is still the same, then the final evaluation will definitely not be good.

In the picture, in order to save Bai Jingjing, Supreme Treasure returns to Pansi Cave and asks Chunsanniang to save her, but when he reaches the top of the mountain, Bai Jingjing has disappeared.

From the perspective of God, the audience knew that Bai Jingjing was taken away by the Bull Demon King, and he was also detoxified by the Bull Demon King, who urged her to take her to Pansi Cave to find the reincarnated grandson Monkey and Tang Sanzang. Bai Jingjing will share the meat with her.

Bai Jingjing didn't know it, and thought that Zhizunbao had abandoned herself, so she was very resentful, and then she agreed to the request of the Bull Demon King.

The plot is here, almost halfway through.The hearts of the audience who were abused by the dog-blood romance were also raised.

It seems that something is going to happen to the Bone Demon and Supreme Treasure!
The screen turned and returned to Pansi Cave.The Supreme Treasure was locked in a cave by Chun Sanniang. He tried his best to dig the hole to escape to meet Bai Jingjing, but he dug out a treasure box by mistake!
Its name: Moonlight Treasure Box!
Use it to travel through time and space and change history!

"Holy shit, Moonlight Treasure Box? Traveling through time and space? My God, Han Banxian's brain hole"

"I'm so fucking drunk. Such a heaven-defying artifact appeared in Journey to the West."

"Three Views, Destroy the Three Views, Han Banxian, can't you come up with a normal plot? What the hell is this? Is it possible that this movie will be time-traveled halfway through?"

The audience complained again, it was the Moonlight Box, an artifact that was too heaven-defying, that blinded their eyes.

Afterwards, a huge suction force came from the hole under the Moonlight Treasure Box, and the Supreme Treasure was sucked in.

And here is the place where Supreme Treasure would dream every night: in a huge cave that is so high that the top cannot be reached, a huge and extremely golden stick hangs on the top of the cave like a beam!In the middle of the cave, a huge Avalokitesvara picture scroll hangs in the air automatically without wind.

This scene was specially requested by Han Qiu to be produced by Industrial Light & Magic. This place, which is about to change the life of Supreme Treasure, must not be as shabby as the previous life, but the more grand the better!The more shocking the better!
At this time, the picture scroll of Guanyin suddenly ignited spontaneously, and an ethereal fairy sound lingered.

"Sun Wukong, you sinned so badly back then, I hope you will come to a complete realization in this life and change your past."

"500 years ago, your master Tang Sanzang sacrificed himself to redeem your life. The Jade Emperor specially arranged for you to return to the world after 500 years. I hope you can learn from your master and sacrifice yourself for others to wash away all your past sins. As long as you voluntarily put on the vajra circle, and are willing to rehabilitate, you can become the powerful Monkey King!"

"At that time, you will take on the heavy responsibility of obtaining the Western Scriptures and re-editing history. However, from now on, everything in the world has nothing to do with you, and you can no longer have the slightest lust or nostalgia. You must take refuge in my Buddha."

"You haven't become the real Sun Wukong, just because you haven't met the person who gave you three moles. But when you meet her, your life will change!"

As soon as this passage is over, no matter how stupid the audience is, they will know that Monkey King is Monkey King!He just lacks a chance to transform!Just missing the guy who gave him three moles.

Later, Bai Jingjing thought that Chunsanniang's child belonged to Supreme Treasure, so she committed suicide in anger.Chun Sanniang gave birth to a baby, who was named Tang Sanzang by the second master.

However, these plots are difficult to attract the audience's emotions. They just want to see who is the person who gave Zhizunbao three moles?

As everyone wished, in order to save Bai Jingjing who committed suicide, the Supreme Treasure used the Moonlight Treasure Box to go back to the past again and again, but every time it was a little bit worse.

Until the last time, Zhizunbao went over the head and returned to Pansi Cave 500 years ago.Outside the cave, a fairy in white clothes who was more snowy just came over.
(End of this chapter)