The best director ever
Chapter 141 Acting is not easy
Chapter 141 Acting is not easy
Now in China, because of Han Qiu's short word "comedy", countless complaints have erupted on the Internet. The vast majority of movie fans do not believe that this is a comedy movie from the bottom of their hearts.
Can you believe what Han Banxian said?
Of course not!
And just as the audience was trying to figure out Han Qiu's thoughts with the most malicious attitude, the crew of Room No. [-] had already started filming in Xiangjiang.
The main shooting locations of the movie are two places, one is a court and the other is a prison.
Except for these two filming locations, there are relatively few plots in other places.
Just like now.
The crew is on a street in Kowloon, where there is an exterior scene that needs to be filmed.
And here is also the origin of the story, and it can even be said to be the fuse.
Because the whole story is a murder caused by a cartoon backpack, and the cartoon character on this backpack is a famous anime character in the island country.
It can be said that this character has swept the whole of Asia.In her previous life, she was called Sailor Moon.
In this life, this thing seems to be gone in the island country.However, with the interest of the group of dead fat boys in the island country and the long-standing culture of the second foreign language processing, there will always be various other passionate characters popping up.
For example, the current beautiful girl angel
Moreover, he heard this from the little loli who likes to watch cartoons. After listening to it, Han Qiu turned around with a dark face and covered his face with tears.
"No matter which world you are in, the animations of this group of people in the island country can always make a difference."
Speechless, Han Qiu could only pinch his nose in recognition.However, he was hesitant to decide whether to make an animated movie before, but at this moment, he immediately became firm.
Get it, grandma, get it out and trample those erotic cartoons in the island country to death!
On the side of the street, in front of a stationery store, a dozen or so crew members are preparing here.
Han Qiu was greeting the boss, Yuan Meng was adjusting the camera, and Xiao Luoli and Liu Qingyun were putting on makeup.
Little Lolita is naturally beautiful, and children's skin is generally very good, so they only need to dress up a little and get a cute hairstyle.As for Liu Qingyun, his life will be miserable.
In order to better implement the image of a fool, Han Qiu discussed many outfits with the stylist, such as chicken nest head, bald head, and watermelon head, etc.
In the end, Han Qiu and the stylist decided to make a mushroom head.There is a saying to describe people who are stupid, it is called: stupid and cute.Simply put, Han Qiu also asked Liu Qingyun to put on a mushroom head, so as to thoroughly implement the essence of this sentence.
At this moment, little Lolita was lying on Liu Qingyun's back, looking at the "mushroom" on top of his head, she couldn't help but want to reach out and touch it.
"Hee hee, Uncle, your hair is so ugly, it's like a big mushroom~~"
Liu Qingyun looked in the mirror and looked at the "mushroom" wig on top of her head.After looking at it carefully for a while, he suddenly felt that he didn't dislike this look, but rather liked it.
Although this is the first time he has worn a wig in his acting career.
When he came back to his senses, he suddenly realized that in just over a month, he had broken countless firsts, playing the role of a father for the first time, taking care of a child for the first time, and even wearing a wig for the first time.
"Okay, you actually said uncle is ugly." Liu Qingyun turned around suddenly, grabbed Zhang Tong's hand, and scratched at her creaking hole.
Zhang Tong hurriedly ran away with a chuckle, mocking as he ran, "Uncle, you are so stupid."
Liu Qingyun followed behind unhurriedly, letting Zhang Tong fly around like a cheerful bird.
On the other hand, Han Qiu, who came out of the store, saw this scene and covered his forehead helplessly.
"Well, this little guy has been completely spoiled, how can I deal with my mother and uncle when I go back!"
Thinking of this, Han Qiu greeted little Lolita, "Xiaotong, stop making trouble, the filming is about to begin."
"Okay, brother." Little Lolita ran up to Han Qiu's side. Although she was naughty, she was quite sensible when doing business.
Han Qiu deliberately asked with a straight face, "Do you know what to do?"
"I see, isn't it just learning how to dance like a beautiful girl's angel, and then tell my uncle to buy that beautiful girl's schoolbag." Little Lolita said confidently. "I used to dance a lot at home."
Han Qiu smiled and nodded, "Okay, then brother will watch your performance."
After a while, everything is ready.Little Lolita and Liu Qingyun, one big and one small, also stood in front of the camera outside the window of the stationery store. On the TV inside the window, a cartoon of a beautiful girl and an angel was playing.
"action!"
Han Qiu gave an order, and the marker took the marker and clicked it.
Liu Qingyun and Little Lolita sang and danced along with the movements of the beautiful girl and the cheerful song on the TV.
In the camera, the little loli smiled and waved her little hands to imitate the movements of a beautiful girl. Maybe this scene has something to do with her favorite cartoon characters. Anyway, the more she dances, the happier she is. The smile blooms from the inside on her red face. come out.
Zhang Tong is really happy, not because of the performance. In her heart, being able to help her brother make movies and dance with her favorite cartoon characters is simply the happiest thing.
Han Qiu was not at all surprised by Little Lolita's performance. Children are like this, they laugh when they are happy and cry when they are sad.Apparently the little loli is happy now
However, what stunned Han Qiu and other staff members was that uncle Liu Qingyun also danced very happily, and he also looked like the characters in the animation.
just
A middle-aged man with a mushroom head. He dances like a beautiful cartoon girl. This picture is not too beautiful.
"Uh, brother Qingyun dances really well."
"It's a bit hot on the eyes."
"What is this beautiful girl, Uncle Beauty?"
Yuan Meng was also quite speechless: "Brother Qingyun, you idiot. Your acting is really good."
Han Qiu stood beside Yuan Meng, nodded and said, "Do you think he and Xiaotong are just playing around these days? That's brother Qingyun imitating the psychology of children, and at the same time he didn't forget to train the second The love between father and daughter in the world."
Yuan Meng nodded blankly: "You have already made up your mind?"
"What do you think?" Han Qiu shrugged, "It's not me who made the decision, but Brother Qingyun and I have already discussed it."
"Actually, it's really not that easy to be a capable actor. Don't look at the scenery on the screen, but in fact, you don't know how much you will suffer in the audience."
Han Qiu said with emotion: "It was the same when Huazai wore women's clothing last time. For this gimmick, he needs to sacrifice a little bit of color."
Yuan Meng gave Han Qiu a white look: "Isn't that the director's fault?"
"The plot needs it."
She glared at Han Qiu angrily: "All right, all right, you are powerful, you have the power of life and death, and they will do what you want the actors to do."
"It's not as scary as you said? I just think about the whole movie. In the end, it's not me who judges, but the audience." Han Qiu said innocently.
"." Yuan Meng said helplessly, "Okay, you won."
Han Qiu smiled, looking like a teachable child.
At this time, under the camera, the two of them finished their second-year-old dance, and then turned their attention to the big beautiful girl's schoolbag in the window.
Little Lolita wanted it, so Liu Qingyun smirked and promised her that he would buy it for him when his salary was paid tomorrow.
Seeing Liu Qingyun slurred in enunciation, unable to speak clearly, and needing to gesture with his hands, Yuan Meng behind the camera suddenly thought of what Han Qiu said just now, and then she couldn't help but sigh.
"Brother Qingyun is not easy, he lowered his IQ abruptly."
In the next second, as the schoolbag was taken away, this period was over.
It was the first time for little Lolita to make a movie, so she couldn't help running to Han Qiu to ask for credit, "Brother, how is my performance?"
Han Qiu stroked the little Lolita's head and said, "Very good."
"Hee hee, it's so easy to make a movie, I will continue to work hard." The corner of Xiao Luoli's mouth rose, and Han Qiu's praise made her very happy.
"Easy?" Han Qiu asked back angrily, "Xiaotong, it's not easy being an actor. There will be a crying scene later on, the kind that makes you cry. My brother reminds you first, it's hard."
"Just pretending to be sad?"
"Yes, it's very difficult." Han Qiu raised the corners of his lips, hmph, if you don't believe me, you can't be cured.
Unexpectedly, little Lolita looked at Han Qiu with contempt, "Brother, don't you know that children like to cry the most?"
After finishing speaking, little Lolita's mouth narrowed, her eye circles instantly turned red, and tears flowed out like this.
"Uh..." Han Qiu was dumbfounded and stunned on the spot.
Little Lolita's cry was a bit loud, and everyone in the crew followed the sound, and then a scene appeared that left them speechless.
I saw little loli wrinkling her face, wiping her tears with one hand, and grabbing the corner of Han Qiu's clothes with the other.That heartbroken appearance is like a little wife who has been abandoned by her husband.
Everyone didn't know, so they thought it was Xiao Luoli who was bullied by Han Qiu.Especially Yuan Meng, who came directly to hold the little loli in his arms, and comforted him: "Be good, Tongtong is obedient, don't cry."
As he spoke, he still did not forget to accuse Han Qiu:
"Han Qiu, what are you doing? She is so small, why do you have the heart to bully her?"
"I"
"What me? Did you scold her for not performing well just now?"
"no."
"No? That means the acting is not bad? The acting is not bad, but you still scold her? Don't think that you can bully people just because you are a director."
What Yuan Meng scolded was so refreshing, the surrounding staff couldn't help applauding.
"Well done, Sister Yuan!"
"Sister Yuan, I support you!"
"Director Han is usually too long-winded. I used to watch him pointing and scolding others when he came to Xiangjiang to make movies. I heard that Chen Xinghua, who is now very popular in Xiangjiang, was often scolded by Director Han in the past."
"But Tongtong is such a cute child, Director Han can't bear to talk about it?"
"Director Han is really too picky."
"Ah~~~"
For a while, everyone attacked Han Qiu in a few words.
Han Qiu is like crying without tears, grandma, I obviously didn't say anything.
The little loli lay in Han Qiu's arms, and took a sneaky look at Han Qiu. It just so happened that Han Qiu was also looking this way.
"Xiaotong, don't cry, is it going to work? Is it okay for my brother to believe you?" Han Qiu hurriedly said something nice.
Little Lolita blinked, her eyes full of complacency.Seeing this, Han Qiu thought the little guy had let him go, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.Unexpectedly, little Lolita cried even more cheerfully, with snot and tears, and she still didn't forget to complain to Yuan Meng.
"Sister Yuan, brother just bullied me~~~"
Yuan Meng became even more impatient when he heard this, and shouted: "Han Qiu, you beast!"
"."
Han Qiu turned around silently, pretending that there were tears on his face, and wiped it with his hand.
Hey, I really can't live through this day.
(End of this chapter)
Now in China, because of Han Qiu's short word "comedy", countless complaints have erupted on the Internet. The vast majority of movie fans do not believe that this is a comedy movie from the bottom of their hearts.
Can you believe what Han Banxian said?
Of course not!
And just as the audience was trying to figure out Han Qiu's thoughts with the most malicious attitude, the crew of Room No. [-] had already started filming in Xiangjiang.
The main shooting locations of the movie are two places, one is a court and the other is a prison.
Except for these two filming locations, there are relatively few plots in other places.
Just like now.
The crew is on a street in Kowloon, where there is an exterior scene that needs to be filmed.
And here is also the origin of the story, and it can even be said to be the fuse.
Because the whole story is a murder caused by a cartoon backpack, and the cartoon character on this backpack is a famous anime character in the island country.
It can be said that this character has swept the whole of Asia.In her previous life, she was called Sailor Moon.
In this life, this thing seems to be gone in the island country.However, with the interest of the group of dead fat boys in the island country and the long-standing culture of the second foreign language processing, there will always be various other passionate characters popping up.
For example, the current beautiful girl angel
Moreover, he heard this from the little loli who likes to watch cartoons. After listening to it, Han Qiu turned around with a dark face and covered his face with tears.
"No matter which world you are in, the animations of this group of people in the island country can always make a difference."
Speechless, Han Qiu could only pinch his nose in recognition.However, he was hesitant to decide whether to make an animated movie before, but at this moment, he immediately became firm.
Get it, grandma, get it out and trample those erotic cartoons in the island country to death!
On the side of the street, in front of a stationery store, a dozen or so crew members are preparing here.
Han Qiu was greeting the boss, Yuan Meng was adjusting the camera, and Xiao Luoli and Liu Qingyun were putting on makeup.
Little Lolita is naturally beautiful, and children's skin is generally very good, so they only need to dress up a little and get a cute hairstyle.As for Liu Qingyun, his life will be miserable.
In order to better implement the image of a fool, Han Qiu discussed many outfits with the stylist, such as chicken nest head, bald head, and watermelon head, etc.
In the end, Han Qiu and the stylist decided to make a mushroom head.There is a saying to describe people who are stupid, it is called: stupid and cute.Simply put, Han Qiu also asked Liu Qingyun to put on a mushroom head, so as to thoroughly implement the essence of this sentence.
At this moment, little Lolita was lying on Liu Qingyun's back, looking at the "mushroom" on top of his head, she couldn't help but want to reach out and touch it.
"Hee hee, Uncle, your hair is so ugly, it's like a big mushroom~~"
Liu Qingyun looked in the mirror and looked at the "mushroom" wig on top of her head.After looking at it carefully for a while, he suddenly felt that he didn't dislike this look, but rather liked it.
Although this is the first time he has worn a wig in his acting career.
When he came back to his senses, he suddenly realized that in just over a month, he had broken countless firsts, playing the role of a father for the first time, taking care of a child for the first time, and even wearing a wig for the first time.
"Okay, you actually said uncle is ugly." Liu Qingyun turned around suddenly, grabbed Zhang Tong's hand, and scratched at her creaking hole.
Zhang Tong hurriedly ran away with a chuckle, mocking as he ran, "Uncle, you are so stupid."
Liu Qingyun followed behind unhurriedly, letting Zhang Tong fly around like a cheerful bird.
On the other hand, Han Qiu, who came out of the store, saw this scene and covered his forehead helplessly.
"Well, this little guy has been completely spoiled, how can I deal with my mother and uncle when I go back!"
Thinking of this, Han Qiu greeted little Lolita, "Xiaotong, stop making trouble, the filming is about to begin."
"Okay, brother." Little Lolita ran up to Han Qiu's side. Although she was naughty, she was quite sensible when doing business.
Han Qiu deliberately asked with a straight face, "Do you know what to do?"
"I see, isn't it just learning how to dance like a beautiful girl's angel, and then tell my uncle to buy that beautiful girl's schoolbag." Little Lolita said confidently. "I used to dance a lot at home."
Han Qiu smiled and nodded, "Okay, then brother will watch your performance."
After a while, everything is ready.Little Lolita and Liu Qingyun, one big and one small, also stood in front of the camera outside the window of the stationery store. On the TV inside the window, a cartoon of a beautiful girl and an angel was playing.
"action!"
Han Qiu gave an order, and the marker took the marker and clicked it.
Liu Qingyun and Little Lolita sang and danced along with the movements of the beautiful girl and the cheerful song on the TV.
In the camera, the little loli smiled and waved her little hands to imitate the movements of a beautiful girl. Maybe this scene has something to do with her favorite cartoon characters. Anyway, the more she dances, the happier she is. The smile blooms from the inside on her red face. come out.
Zhang Tong is really happy, not because of the performance. In her heart, being able to help her brother make movies and dance with her favorite cartoon characters is simply the happiest thing.
Han Qiu was not at all surprised by Little Lolita's performance. Children are like this, they laugh when they are happy and cry when they are sad.Apparently the little loli is happy now
However, what stunned Han Qiu and other staff members was that uncle Liu Qingyun also danced very happily, and he also looked like the characters in the animation.
just
A middle-aged man with a mushroom head. He dances like a beautiful cartoon girl. This picture is not too beautiful.
"Uh, brother Qingyun dances really well."
"It's a bit hot on the eyes."
"What is this beautiful girl, Uncle Beauty?"
Yuan Meng was also quite speechless: "Brother Qingyun, you idiot. Your acting is really good."
Han Qiu stood beside Yuan Meng, nodded and said, "Do you think he and Xiaotong are just playing around these days? That's brother Qingyun imitating the psychology of children, and at the same time he didn't forget to train the second The love between father and daughter in the world."
Yuan Meng nodded blankly: "You have already made up your mind?"
"What do you think?" Han Qiu shrugged, "It's not me who made the decision, but Brother Qingyun and I have already discussed it."
"Actually, it's really not that easy to be a capable actor. Don't look at the scenery on the screen, but in fact, you don't know how much you will suffer in the audience."
Han Qiu said with emotion: "It was the same when Huazai wore women's clothing last time. For this gimmick, he needs to sacrifice a little bit of color."
Yuan Meng gave Han Qiu a white look: "Isn't that the director's fault?"
"The plot needs it."
She glared at Han Qiu angrily: "All right, all right, you are powerful, you have the power of life and death, and they will do what you want the actors to do."
"It's not as scary as you said? I just think about the whole movie. In the end, it's not me who judges, but the audience." Han Qiu said innocently.
"." Yuan Meng said helplessly, "Okay, you won."
Han Qiu smiled, looking like a teachable child.
At this time, under the camera, the two of them finished their second-year-old dance, and then turned their attention to the big beautiful girl's schoolbag in the window.
Little Lolita wanted it, so Liu Qingyun smirked and promised her that he would buy it for him when his salary was paid tomorrow.
Seeing Liu Qingyun slurred in enunciation, unable to speak clearly, and needing to gesture with his hands, Yuan Meng behind the camera suddenly thought of what Han Qiu said just now, and then she couldn't help but sigh.
"Brother Qingyun is not easy, he lowered his IQ abruptly."
In the next second, as the schoolbag was taken away, this period was over.
It was the first time for little Lolita to make a movie, so she couldn't help running to Han Qiu to ask for credit, "Brother, how is my performance?"
Han Qiu stroked the little Lolita's head and said, "Very good."
"Hee hee, it's so easy to make a movie, I will continue to work hard." The corner of Xiao Luoli's mouth rose, and Han Qiu's praise made her very happy.
"Easy?" Han Qiu asked back angrily, "Xiaotong, it's not easy being an actor. There will be a crying scene later on, the kind that makes you cry. My brother reminds you first, it's hard."
"Just pretending to be sad?"
"Yes, it's very difficult." Han Qiu raised the corners of his lips, hmph, if you don't believe me, you can't be cured.
Unexpectedly, little Lolita looked at Han Qiu with contempt, "Brother, don't you know that children like to cry the most?"
After finishing speaking, little Lolita's mouth narrowed, her eye circles instantly turned red, and tears flowed out like this.
"Uh..." Han Qiu was dumbfounded and stunned on the spot.
Little Lolita's cry was a bit loud, and everyone in the crew followed the sound, and then a scene appeared that left them speechless.
I saw little loli wrinkling her face, wiping her tears with one hand, and grabbing the corner of Han Qiu's clothes with the other.That heartbroken appearance is like a little wife who has been abandoned by her husband.
Everyone didn't know, so they thought it was Xiao Luoli who was bullied by Han Qiu.Especially Yuan Meng, who came directly to hold the little loli in his arms, and comforted him: "Be good, Tongtong is obedient, don't cry."
As he spoke, he still did not forget to accuse Han Qiu:
"Han Qiu, what are you doing? She is so small, why do you have the heart to bully her?"
"I"
"What me? Did you scold her for not performing well just now?"
"no."
"No? That means the acting is not bad? The acting is not bad, but you still scold her? Don't think that you can bully people just because you are a director."
What Yuan Meng scolded was so refreshing, the surrounding staff couldn't help applauding.
"Well done, Sister Yuan!"
"Sister Yuan, I support you!"
"Director Han is usually too long-winded. I used to watch him pointing and scolding others when he came to Xiangjiang to make movies. I heard that Chen Xinghua, who is now very popular in Xiangjiang, was often scolded by Director Han in the past."
"But Tongtong is such a cute child, Director Han can't bear to talk about it?"
"Director Han is really too picky."
"Ah~~~"
For a while, everyone attacked Han Qiu in a few words.
Han Qiu is like crying without tears, grandma, I obviously didn't say anything.
The little loli lay in Han Qiu's arms, and took a sneaky look at Han Qiu. It just so happened that Han Qiu was also looking this way.
"Xiaotong, don't cry, is it going to work? Is it okay for my brother to believe you?" Han Qiu hurriedly said something nice.
Little Lolita blinked, her eyes full of complacency.Seeing this, Han Qiu thought the little guy had let him go, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.Unexpectedly, little Lolita cried even more cheerfully, with snot and tears, and she still didn't forget to complain to Yuan Meng.
"Sister Yuan, brother just bullied me~~~"
Yuan Meng became even more impatient when he heard this, and shouted: "Han Qiu, you beast!"
"."
Han Qiu turned around silently, pretending that there were tears on his face, and wiped it with his hand.
Hey, I really can't live through this day.
(End of this chapter)
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