The best director ever

Chapter 204 Hilarious Spring Festival (please subscribe!)
At the end of January, the Spring Festival comes.

Brothers and sisters Han Qiu and Zhou Yuxin returned home to celebrate the New Year together, accompanied by the idiot Ha Erxian.

As soon as he got home, Zhang Tong happily threw himself into Han Qiu's arms, hanging on Han Qiu's body like a koala.

"Brother~~~"

Han Qiu lovingly stroked the little guy's head. Now, the little guy is ten years old, and he has grown a lot taller. From a small lolita to a big lolita.

"Come down quickly, Xiaotong has grown up and gained a lot of weight, my brother can't hold her anymore."

"Hmph, you've just gotten fat." Zhang Tong murmured, but slipped away obediently from Han Qiu.Everyone has the love of beauty, even children are no exception.

"Hey, where did the dog come from? It's so cute." Zhang Tong's big eyes rolled around, and when he saw Ha Erxian in Han Xia's arms, his small face immediately showed curiosity.

Han Xia put Ha Erxian on the ground, and said maliciously: "This is Ha Erxian, brother's younger brother."

"Hee hee, Erxian Ha?" Zhang Tong said with a smile, "He really is my brother's younger brother, even the name is so similar."

Han Qiu's face was dark, and he really didn't want to talk to these two people.

After the reunion dinner at noon, an unexpected visitor came to my uncle's house, or a regular visitor—Zhang Tong's head teacher: Li Ping.

After paying New Year's greetings at her uncle's house, she came to Han Qiu's house to give New Year's greetings to everyone.

Both mother and father smiled ambiguously, and little Lolita happily hugged Li Ping's arm.Only Han Qiu is still a little confused. Could it be that she and her uncle are really married?

However, Han Qiu tactfully kept his mouth shut. With the help of his mother watching over his uncle's life, nothing should happen.If they really succeed, Han Qiu will really bless them.

It is really not easy for uncle to find his other half in this state.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance was screened nationwide.

This time, Han Xia was the host and invited Han Qiu, his wife and Zhang Tong to the cinema together.In her heart, this is the first movie in her life, and she must watch it with her closest relatives.

If Han Qiu and Zhou Yuxin go out, they must be fully armed, otherwise they will be blocked at the entrance of the cinema, and they will not be able to watch a movie today. Fans alone can block the entrance of the cinema tightly. of.

But even so, the group of four still turned heads enough, not to mention Zhou Yuxin's mysterious and elegant temperament, just Han Xia and Xiao Lolita's eccentric beauties, one big and one small, made people in the cinema lobby look sideways.

Han Xia never cared about these things, and she wasn't particularly worried that someone would recognize her.At that time, she only became popular on the Internet for a short period of time with a photo, and then no follow-up news came out.

As for Zhang Tong, he has grown up a lot, and no one will recognize the crying little girl in Room [-] anymore.

After a few people walked into the auditorium, not long after, the movie officially started.

then
From the beginning to the end of the audience, in the packed movie theater, there was no moment when the laughter stopped.

From Zhou Xingchi's beautiful wife who likes to play mahjong in the whole room, to his painting with other people's nudes.

In particular, the bugs in the eagle's mouth were drawn with other people's dicks, which directly made the audience burst into laughter.

I thought it was an eagle's head, but I didn't expect it to be a bug in the eagle's mouth.Isn't this hitting people in the face over and over again?Said that the place is small?
Later, the four big prostitutes went out for a spring outing together, and all of them got their hands wet. Those weird lines directly shocked a group of audience.

after that
A nostril-picking back killer.

Qiuxiang (Zhu Yin) looked back and smiled among a group of crooked melons and cracked dates.

Zhou Xingchi took a shipwreck.

The funeral father in front of the gate of Washington.
The jokes made the audience laugh without a moment's rest, especially the appearance of Xiaoqiang, which made everyone lean forward and backward with laughter.

cockroach?Haha, the nickname of cockroach is really unconventional!
Later, Zhou Xingchi entered Washington to pursue Qiuxiang.Han Xia also officially appeared at this time.In fact, when the four great talents played beggars before, she had already appeared in the camera, but there were no lines at that time.

Han Xia appeared as a maid in Washington.There are four servant girls in spring, summer, autumn and winter, Zhu Yin is "Autumn" and Han Xia is "Xia".

Sure enough, Ye Chen really fulfilled Han Qiu's orders and gave Han Xia a lot of shots. Among the four maids, except for the heroine Qiuxiang, she had the most roles.

This is the director blatantly opening the back door!

However, no one dared to say that Ye Chen was not authentic in front of Ye Chen, and Ding Tian could only complain secretly behind his back.Not to mention that Ye Chen is Huaxian's great director, but the fact that Han Xia is Han Banxian's younger sister can make countless people shut their mouths honestly.

After entering Washington, the jokes did not decrease but increased.In particular, Zhou Xingchi's non-mainstream allegro plus rap, even blinded the eyes of countless people.Not only did Washington hear an exploding head, but even the audience's heads were about to explode.

Later, the climax of Zhou Xingchi and Ren's antithetical couplets came, and these classic jokes from previous lives were finally revealed in this world!

Adviser: There are three masters in one township and two miles. They don't know the four books, five classics and six righteousness, but they dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, very bold!
Zhou Xingchi: Ten households and nine poverty-stricken ones, with eighty-two-seven cents, six cents, five cents, and four cents, are half-hearted and first-class dirty!
Adviser: In the picture, the dragon does not sing and the tiger does not roar, and the little book boy is ridiculous!
Zhou Xingchi: On the chessboard, there are no wheels and no reins on the chessboard, and the general calls out to beware!
Staff officer: I have a high level of majesty, and I am full of courage.

Zhou Xingchi: You are obscene and cheap, showing half of your head.

In the end, the staff officer couldn't take it anymore, and he was willing to bow down.Then he raised his head and spit out blood all over the sky, just like a blood-red fountain.

The audience also held their stomachs and laughed convulsively.

"Hahaha, you're right, you're right, you deserve to be the top four prostitutes!"

"Show half of your head, wow, I am really convinced! Master, I admire, admire!"

"I laughed so hard, it's the first time I've seen him spitting blood so funny."

The audience was overjoyed, Zhou Xingchi was the only one who could match the couplets in these tricks.

Until the end of the movie, the smiling faces of the audience still could not return to normal.The muscles on their faces seemed to have been fixed in this hour and a half, and they couldn't be corrected for a while!

Even a child like Zhang Tong couldn't stop giggling, his big beautiful eyes narrowed.

When leaving the theater, it was Han Qiu who walked out with her on his back.Because the little guy said that she was so weak from laughing that she couldn't walk anymore.

And this is just a small microcosm of the whole of China. All the movie theaters on both sides of the strait are bursting with laughter, and the laughter can't wait to break through the movie theaters and hit the sky.

In the new year, everyone feels that this movie ticket is worth buying.Smile, it's ten years old!

Under the laughter of the whole country, Tang Bohu Dian Qiuxiang was very popular. It won 3 million RMB box office in the first week of its release, and directly won the box office champion in the first week!
At this moment, Zhou Xingchi's name finally became popular all over the country, and this movie directly established his position in Chinese comedy movies!
As the person behind the scenes, Ye Chen, although not as focused as Zhou Xingchi, was recognized by the insiders as a great comedy director!
Without him, the box office of Tang Bohu's movie is too strong.

Judging from the current trend, this film is very likely to become Huaxian's third director in the Chinese film industry to break a billion box office after those years of Han Qiu and Lin Hua!

As for Wen Ziren, since he developed in the United States, he won the box office of the Americans, so he was not counted by the Chinese audience.

Many people in the circle feel that it's a good thing that Chainsaw can't be shown in the mainland, otherwise the Chinese film industry will really be captured by Huaxian.

In the second week, as everyone expected, Tang Bohu's box office continued to sing all the way, winning 2.8 million RMB at the box office.Several movies that were released at the same time as him were crowded out by it, and there was not even a slag left.

And at this moment. On February 2th, someone finally came out to snipe it.The person who stood up was Lin Xiaoming.

And a Chinese Ghost Story in their universe!

The reason for choosing the time of NO.14 in February is that one is to avoid the hottest peak period of Tang Bohu’s autumn fragrance, and the other is that Valentine’s Day and the theme of the movie are more suitable than the Spring Festival!
This fantasy love movie starring domestic popular star Leslie Cheung has attracted a large number of audiences once it was released.Among them, many people went for Leslie Cheung.

In fact, the movie didn't disappoint either.

ghosts
Ning Caichen, a white-clothed scholar, and Nie Xiaoqian, a female ghost, have a lingering love affair
This love that crossed yin and yang and broke through life and death made countless people shed tears.

Without the tragicomedy style of Westward Journey, this is a pure love tragedy.

Finally, when the sun rises, Nie Xiaoqian dies in ashes and goes into reincarnation; when Ning Caichen holds up an urn and leaves sadly.Many viewers couldn't help but shed tears.

Can the love that transcends yin and yang still not escape the reincarnation of Skynet?

That goodbye in the next life, can we really meet again in the next life?
The classic plot and Leslie Cheung's perfect interpretation made this movie gain a very high reputation and box office once it was released.

In the first week, he directly pulled Tang Bohu to the altar of next week's box office champion, and directly won the championship with a box office of 2.8 million EMB!
And Tang Bohu's third week may be a bit weak in succession, with only 2 million RMB at the box office.

However, this was originally an unfair duel, but Tang Bohu had already passed the box office peak.Therefore, even if he lost, Ye Chen had no complaints.

After the success of A Chinese Ghost Story, the crying audience felt that there was another super touching movie in China besides Han Banxian who made trouble.

but
When it was revealed that Han Qiu was the screenwriter of A Chinese Ghost Story, everyone was shocked.

Grandma, it's no wonder that this kind of ending routine looks familiar, and it's Han Banxian's work to do it for a long time!

"666, I'm convinced, you can see Han Banxian everywhere."

"Blind by crying, shit, Chainsaw has something to do with him, Tang Bohu has something to do with him, and now the Huanyu movie, A Chinese Ghost Story, has something to do with him. This guy really lingers!"

"The reputation of the tragic director is really not covered!"

"Hey, I just want to know when Han Banxian's own movie will be released? I've been waiting for almost a year!"

"Yeah, although the recent movies are very good, but I just want to watch Han Banxian's movies. After holding it in for so long, I should hold back this big move, right?"

At the end of January, Han Qiu returned to Huaxian, and the Oscars ceremony was about to begin. Although those awards were nothing to him, as the director of the Dark Knight, he had to go and have a look.

As for V for Vendetta, Han Qiu can't wait to release the movie immediately, but the London bombing still has a lot of aftermath around the world.

In the past this time, he will also discuss with Warner about the release date of the movie.

Han Qiu really didn't want to wait any longer. If he waited any longer, the movie would be suffocated to death.

(End of this chapter)