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Chapter 233 Han Banxian Has Withered?
Chapter 233 Han Banxian Has Withered?
"Outside the pavilion, along the ancient road, the grass is green and green"
"At the end of the sky, at the corner of the earth, half of friends are scattered"
At the end of the film, the melodious singing of "Farewell" still echoed throughout the cinema.
The writing time of this song is 1915, which is the period between after the Revolution of [-] and before the Goose City Revolution.
At the beginning of the movie, the audience heard this song. At that time, Ge You, Liu Jialing, and Lin Xiaoming sang heartily in the carriage.
How happy were you laughing at that time?
At the end, all three of the singers died, but the song played again.
farewell?Zhang Mazi sent a few of his brothers to Pudong, the magic capital?Or to Huang Silang who loomed in his sight?
Then and now, just as now and now.
Who would have thought that instead of dying, Huang Silang abducted several of Zhang Mazi's brothers to Pudong?
Who would have thought that Zhang Mazi won a goose city, but still lost the whole world?
Zhang Mazi is only suitable for revolution, but not for enjoying the fruits of revolution, whether it is the Revolution of [-] or the small revolution in Goose City.Just like before leaving, several of his brothers said that following him was a bit tiring.
Why are you tired?
Earn money through hard work and distribute it to the people of Goose City?Have you worked so hard to build down the watchtowers, or let the people of Goose City take them all?He won the revolution through hard work, and still made wedding dresses for people like Huang Silang.
Are you tired of playing like this?
Sacrifice is needed before the revolution, and the fruits of the revolution need to be enjoyed.The person who sacrificed was always a righteous person like Zhang Mazi.It will always be speculators like Huang Silang who enjoy it.
Just like Huang Silang's real body was caught in the end, in order to avoid being beaten, he followed the words of the people and said that he was a fake, just a stand-in.He couldn't do it if he didn't admit it. The knife that Han Qiu chopped off the double's head didn't just cut on the flesh, it also cut on people's hearts.What he cut down was Huang Silang's image of the overlord who had always been out of reach in the hearts of the people, and what he cut down was a symbol!
And not just one person.
Therefore, no matter whether he is real or fake in the end, after the collapse of Huang Silang, the symbol of a bully, it doesn't matter anymore.
Someone will point to his nose and say: "I know you are a substitute, enjoy happiness for him, and do evil for him"
They were all revolutionaries, Zhang Mazi was poor and turned into a bandit, Huang Silang sold tobacco and people, and became a tyrant.
The fruits of the victory of the revolution were all eaten up by people like Huang Silang.
The government of the Republic of China deserved to be overthrown by the growing Communist Party.
However, these are all history, at least for the audience at the scene, it is too far away, so far away that it is out of touch with the current society.
At the end of the film, the lights of the premiere gradually turned on, and the audience gave warm applause to "Let the Bullets Fly".
In their view, Han Banxian said it was just a comedy, which many people didn't believe.I didn't expect that after watching it, it was really an absurd comedy from beginning to end.
So, they're cool, it's like a handjob!Zhang Mazi ejaculated, and so did the audience.
No matter how long this bullet has been flying~~~~
Time for a movie?
Han Qiu stepped onto the stage, holding the microphone, with a rather emotional expression on his face, as if he told a very sad story, but others took it as a joke.
"Hello everyone, this movie, I didn't lie to you, right? It's a comedy, it's a comedy." Han Qiu smiled softly, and the facial lines were like the jelly that the sixth child ate. "Seeing everyone laughing so happily, as Zhang Mazi, I am really happy"
"Very happy." At the end, Han Qiu's voice became very low.
How can the audience guess what Han Qiu is thinking now?Every one of them nodded and echoed.
"Han Banxian, I support you! It's very enjoyable to watch!"
"It turns out that Han Banxian still has a talent for being funny!"
"It's rare that Han Banxian doesn't make trouble anymore!"
"Han Banxian plays black humor, Ye Dao plays nonsensical humor, this is good, will Huaxian specialize in comedy in the future?"
"One word, cool!"
Indeed, it was a hearty experience for the audience to watch "Let the Bullets Fly", and the entire cinema was boiling.Every time a powerful line is exported, someone on the scene will shout: "Awesome!".
It's like listening to a rock concert, it's hard to sit comfortably in a chair.It doesn't matter even if you shake your head and tail, make loud noises, because everyone is similar, flying with the bullets.
This is just a commercial movie with a lot of metaphors added. Since it is a commercial movie, it has commercial movie techniques. The G-spot that the audience feels is brought about by these commercial techniques.
as for those metaphors
Han Qiu stepped off the stage, thinking silently: "My bullet can not only fly, but also turn!"
After the show ended, Han Qiu asked Zhou Yuxin and her sister to go back to the villa first, and wanted to go for a walk alone.
Zhou Yuxin knew some of Han Qiu's thoughts, so she nodded and forcibly pulled the curious Han Xia back.
After changing into a black turtleneck windbreaker and a pair of sunglasses in the background, Han Qiu put his hands in his pockets and walked slowly on the streets of Shanghai.
On the street, the wind is very strong and biting. Different from the cold wind in the north, the cold wind in the south can't wait to get in from your sleeves, trousers, collar, and from all parts of your body, and then wantonly use its icy temperature to kiss you. your body.
Han Qiu shrank his neck, and a song suddenly appeared in his mind: Walking in the cold wind.It's just that people are sad because of the breakup, and I'm just a little depressed.
"Huh, wait, let the bullets fly for a while, and everyone will be able to understand this movie." Han Qiu rubbed his hands and exhaled hot air.
"What do you know?" Suddenly, a straightforward voice sounded in Han Qiu's ear.
"Yuan Meng?" Han Qiu said unexpectedly, "Why did you come here?"
"Who is following you? I'm just hungry, I came to buy something to eat, and then I ran into you." Yuan Meng pointed to the supermarket not far in front of Han Qiu, and said casually with a look of indifference.
Han Qiu said awkwardly: "Well, I happen to be hungry too, let's buy some together?" After finishing speaking, he took the initiative to turn sideways to give way to the supermarket.
"Whatever you want." Yuan Meng smiled, and walked into the supermarket first.
Seeing this, Han Qiu took a deep breath, stretched again, and followed.
After the two walked into the supermarket, two more men with big masks appeared sneakily at the entrance of the supermarket.
One is fat and the other is thin.
"Baoyu, who was that man just now?" The thin man asked.
Hearing this, the fat man frowned, looked at the photos of the digital camera in his hand several times, and finally said hesitantly: "The collar is too high, and there are sunglasses blocking it. We are so far away, so we can't see clearly, who knows?" Who is this person? Maybe it's just a passerby Yuan Meng asked casually."
"Passerby? Not like it. I think that man has a lot of temperament."
"Zhu Gan, do you think that every man with temperament is a star. I'm still very temperament. I'm still a paparazzi now?"
The thin man is speechless, you are so fat that you are like a pig. Putting it in the pigsty can highlight your temperament.
"What now?"
"Wait, let's see if we can dig up any material."
After the movie ended, the two planned to follow Han Banxian, Ge You and other stars to see if they could find any material.But Han Qiu disappeared in the blink of an eye, and Ge You, Zhou Runfa and others also left in a special car.None of the celebrities who wanted to be photographed were photographed.
Until the two met Yuan Meng.
Yuan Meng is not well-known, even though she won the Xiangjiang Film Award, few people know about her.Now that the audience watches a movie, even the director doesn't want to know about it, so why would they pay attention to a photographer?
Even if the audience has watched so many classic movies of Han Qiu, few people know the unknown Yuan Meng.
Unfortunately, fat people and thin people just know each other, or the nature of their occupations forces them to get in touch with more and more information.
So, as soon as the two made up their minds, they simply followed Yuan Meng for a walk. Today's premiere of "Let the Bullets Fly" couldn't just come here for nothing.
But until now, the only photo they took was the one where Yuan Meng and Han Qiu were talking, and they didn't know that the man in the sunglasses was Han Qiu.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, Yuan Meng and Han Qiu came out when they were about to give up in despair.
Looking at Yuan Meng's bright smile, the two couldn't help but wonder, grandma, this brother Sunglasses really knows him. Looking at him like this, I'm afraid he is an old acquaintance.
Thinking of this, Fatty hurriedly snapped a few photos secretly.In the end, it wasn't until the two got into a taxi that the two fat men gave up following.
The thin man took the camera, looked at the worthless photos inside, and muttered, "These photos are boring, don't even talk about kissing, they didn't even hold hands."
"Whatever." The fat man said casually, "Let's put it away for now, how much memory can a few photos take up? Bamboo pole, you are a newcomer, in our line of work, if you want to take some good things, unless you are lucky, otherwise Do you want to get some serious news once or twice? This is like a spy, who has to stay on guard for a long time."
The thin man nodded: "Then what should we do now?"
The fat man said: "Go, go to the supermarket to buy food! The body is the capital of the revolution, and our paparazzi are the same. Only when we are full can we have enough energy to lurk!"
The thin man curled his lips, and then looked at the fat man's figure, the disdain in his eyes became more intense.
"Don't rush to eat, Yuan Meng's side."
"I don't care about her, she's just a photographer, and you can't find any news if you dig. Brother Baoyu will take you to other big stars some other day!"
"Who?"
"Like Han Banxian."
"OK then."
"Let's go, let's go shopping first." Fatty touched his stomach and urged, "By the way, I don't have any cash with me. You can pay for me first."
Thin man: "."
The next day, the premiere box office of "Let the Bullets Fly" was released.In just one day, it won a box office of 1 million RMB in the whole of China.
One day, only one day!
Among them, there are Ge You's credit and Chow Yun-fat's credit. The most important thing is that this movie is labeled as Han Qiu.
The viewers who couldn't extricate themselves from the V-word frenzy have been looking forward to what new tricks Han Qiu can play after the new ban was promulgated by the radio and television.
Is it to continue playing tricks?
Or honestly cover your head to earn box office?
At present, it seems that Han Banxian was indeed frightened by the radio and television.
Doesn't Han Banxian like tragedies and comedies?Don't you like to make trouble?
This kind of happy ending is not like Han Banxian's style.
Why did it wither this time?
(End of this chapter)
"Outside the pavilion, along the ancient road, the grass is green and green"
"At the end of the sky, at the corner of the earth, half of friends are scattered"
At the end of the film, the melodious singing of "Farewell" still echoed throughout the cinema.
The writing time of this song is 1915, which is the period between after the Revolution of [-] and before the Goose City Revolution.
At the beginning of the movie, the audience heard this song. At that time, Ge You, Liu Jialing, and Lin Xiaoming sang heartily in the carriage.
How happy were you laughing at that time?
At the end, all three of the singers died, but the song played again.
farewell?Zhang Mazi sent a few of his brothers to Pudong, the magic capital?Or to Huang Silang who loomed in his sight?
Then and now, just as now and now.
Who would have thought that instead of dying, Huang Silang abducted several of Zhang Mazi's brothers to Pudong?
Who would have thought that Zhang Mazi won a goose city, but still lost the whole world?
Zhang Mazi is only suitable for revolution, but not for enjoying the fruits of revolution, whether it is the Revolution of [-] or the small revolution in Goose City.Just like before leaving, several of his brothers said that following him was a bit tiring.
Why are you tired?
Earn money through hard work and distribute it to the people of Goose City?Have you worked so hard to build down the watchtowers, or let the people of Goose City take them all?He won the revolution through hard work, and still made wedding dresses for people like Huang Silang.
Are you tired of playing like this?
Sacrifice is needed before the revolution, and the fruits of the revolution need to be enjoyed.The person who sacrificed was always a righteous person like Zhang Mazi.It will always be speculators like Huang Silang who enjoy it.
Just like Huang Silang's real body was caught in the end, in order to avoid being beaten, he followed the words of the people and said that he was a fake, just a stand-in.He couldn't do it if he didn't admit it. The knife that Han Qiu chopped off the double's head didn't just cut on the flesh, it also cut on people's hearts.What he cut down was Huang Silang's image of the overlord who had always been out of reach in the hearts of the people, and what he cut down was a symbol!
And not just one person.
Therefore, no matter whether he is real or fake in the end, after the collapse of Huang Silang, the symbol of a bully, it doesn't matter anymore.
Someone will point to his nose and say: "I know you are a substitute, enjoy happiness for him, and do evil for him"
They were all revolutionaries, Zhang Mazi was poor and turned into a bandit, Huang Silang sold tobacco and people, and became a tyrant.
The fruits of the victory of the revolution were all eaten up by people like Huang Silang.
The government of the Republic of China deserved to be overthrown by the growing Communist Party.
However, these are all history, at least for the audience at the scene, it is too far away, so far away that it is out of touch with the current society.
At the end of the film, the lights of the premiere gradually turned on, and the audience gave warm applause to "Let the Bullets Fly".
In their view, Han Banxian said it was just a comedy, which many people didn't believe.I didn't expect that after watching it, it was really an absurd comedy from beginning to end.
So, they're cool, it's like a handjob!Zhang Mazi ejaculated, and so did the audience.
No matter how long this bullet has been flying~~~~
Time for a movie?
Han Qiu stepped onto the stage, holding the microphone, with a rather emotional expression on his face, as if he told a very sad story, but others took it as a joke.
"Hello everyone, this movie, I didn't lie to you, right? It's a comedy, it's a comedy." Han Qiu smiled softly, and the facial lines were like the jelly that the sixth child ate. "Seeing everyone laughing so happily, as Zhang Mazi, I am really happy"
"Very happy." At the end, Han Qiu's voice became very low.
How can the audience guess what Han Qiu is thinking now?Every one of them nodded and echoed.
"Han Banxian, I support you! It's very enjoyable to watch!"
"It turns out that Han Banxian still has a talent for being funny!"
"It's rare that Han Banxian doesn't make trouble anymore!"
"Han Banxian plays black humor, Ye Dao plays nonsensical humor, this is good, will Huaxian specialize in comedy in the future?"
"One word, cool!"
Indeed, it was a hearty experience for the audience to watch "Let the Bullets Fly", and the entire cinema was boiling.Every time a powerful line is exported, someone on the scene will shout: "Awesome!".
It's like listening to a rock concert, it's hard to sit comfortably in a chair.It doesn't matter even if you shake your head and tail, make loud noises, because everyone is similar, flying with the bullets.
This is just a commercial movie with a lot of metaphors added. Since it is a commercial movie, it has commercial movie techniques. The G-spot that the audience feels is brought about by these commercial techniques.
as for those metaphors
Han Qiu stepped off the stage, thinking silently: "My bullet can not only fly, but also turn!"
After the show ended, Han Qiu asked Zhou Yuxin and her sister to go back to the villa first, and wanted to go for a walk alone.
Zhou Yuxin knew some of Han Qiu's thoughts, so she nodded and forcibly pulled the curious Han Xia back.
After changing into a black turtleneck windbreaker and a pair of sunglasses in the background, Han Qiu put his hands in his pockets and walked slowly on the streets of Shanghai.
On the street, the wind is very strong and biting. Different from the cold wind in the north, the cold wind in the south can't wait to get in from your sleeves, trousers, collar, and from all parts of your body, and then wantonly use its icy temperature to kiss you. your body.
Han Qiu shrank his neck, and a song suddenly appeared in his mind: Walking in the cold wind.It's just that people are sad because of the breakup, and I'm just a little depressed.
"Huh, wait, let the bullets fly for a while, and everyone will be able to understand this movie." Han Qiu rubbed his hands and exhaled hot air.
"What do you know?" Suddenly, a straightforward voice sounded in Han Qiu's ear.
"Yuan Meng?" Han Qiu said unexpectedly, "Why did you come here?"
"Who is following you? I'm just hungry, I came to buy something to eat, and then I ran into you." Yuan Meng pointed to the supermarket not far in front of Han Qiu, and said casually with a look of indifference.
Han Qiu said awkwardly: "Well, I happen to be hungry too, let's buy some together?" After finishing speaking, he took the initiative to turn sideways to give way to the supermarket.
"Whatever you want." Yuan Meng smiled, and walked into the supermarket first.
Seeing this, Han Qiu took a deep breath, stretched again, and followed.
After the two walked into the supermarket, two more men with big masks appeared sneakily at the entrance of the supermarket.
One is fat and the other is thin.
"Baoyu, who was that man just now?" The thin man asked.
Hearing this, the fat man frowned, looked at the photos of the digital camera in his hand several times, and finally said hesitantly: "The collar is too high, and there are sunglasses blocking it. We are so far away, so we can't see clearly, who knows?" Who is this person? Maybe it's just a passerby Yuan Meng asked casually."
"Passerby? Not like it. I think that man has a lot of temperament."
"Zhu Gan, do you think that every man with temperament is a star. I'm still very temperament. I'm still a paparazzi now?"
The thin man is speechless, you are so fat that you are like a pig. Putting it in the pigsty can highlight your temperament.
"What now?"
"Wait, let's see if we can dig up any material."
After the movie ended, the two planned to follow Han Banxian, Ge You and other stars to see if they could find any material.But Han Qiu disappeared in the blink of an eye, and Ge You, Zhou Runfa and others also left in a special car.None of the celebrities who wanted to be photographed were photographed.
Until the two met Yuan Meng.
Yuan Meng is not well-known, even though she won the Xiangjiang Film Award, few people know about her.Now that the audience watches a movie, even the director doesn't want to know about it, so why would they pay attention to a photographer?
Even if the audience has watched so many classic movies of Han Qiu, few people know the unknown Yuan Meng.
Unfortunately, fat people and thin people just know each other, or the nature of their occupations forces them to get in touch with more and more information.
So, as soon as the two made up their minds, they simply followed Yuan Meng for a walk. Today's premiere of "Let the Bullets Fly" couldn't just come here for nothing.
But until now, the only photo they took was the one where Yuan Meng and Han Qiu were talking, and they didn't know that the man in the sunglasses was Han Qiu.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, Yuan Meng and Han Qiu came out when they were about to give up in despair.
Looking at Yuan Meng's bright smile, the two couldn't help but wonder, grandma, this brother Sunglasses really knows him. Looking at him like this, I'm afraid he is an old acquaintance.
Thinking of this, Fatty hurriedly snapped a few photos secretly.In the end, it wasn't until the two got into a taxi that the two fat men gave up following.
The thin man took the camera, looked at the worthless photos inside, and muttered, "These photos are boring, don't even talk about kissing, they didn't even hold hands."
"Whatever." The fat man said casually, "Let's put it away for now, how much memory can a few photos take up? Bamboo pole, you are a newcomer, in our line of work, if you want to take some good things, unless you are lucky, otherwise Do you want to get some serious news once or twice? This is like a spy, who has to stay on guard for a long time."
The thin man nodded: "Then what should we do now?"
The fat man said: "Go, go to the supermarket to buy food! The body is the capital of the revolution, and our paparazzi are the same. Only when we are full can we have enough energy to lurk!"
The thin man curled his lips, and then looked at the fat man's figure, the disdain in his eyes became more intense.
"Don't rush to eat, Yuan Meng's side."
"I don't care about her, she's just a photographer, and you can't find any news if you dig. Brother Baoyu will take you to other big stars some other day!"
"Who?"
"Like Han Banxian."
"OK then."
"Let's go, let's go shopping first." Fatty touched his stomach and urged, "By the way, I don't have any cash with me. You can pay for me first."
Thin man: "."
The next day, the premiere box office of "Let the Bullets Fly" was released.In just one day, it won a box office of 1 million RMB in the whole of China.
One day, only one day!
Among them, there are Ge You's credit and Chow Yun-fat's credit. The most important thing is that this movie is labeled as Han Qiu.
The viewers who couldn't extricate themselves from the V-word frenzy have been looking forward to what new tricks Han Qiu can play after the new ban was promulgated by the radio and television.
Is it to continue playing tricks?
Or honestly cover your head to earn box office?
At present, it seems that Han Banxian was indeed frightened by the radio and television.
Doesn't Han Banxian like tragedies and comedies?Don't you like to make trouble?
This kind of happy ending is not like Han Banxian's style.
Why did it wither this time?
(End of this chapter)
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