The best director ever

Chapter 445 Electric Shock
On August [-]rd, Han Qiu and the three started filming at Tsinghua University.

Speaking of which, Three Idiots is a movie with an episodic format.The real time in the movie is ten years after graduation, and more than half of the interludes are the college life before graduation.

In the previous life, the length of this movie was more than two hours and 40 minutes, close to three hours.Among them, the Indians added a lot of singing and dancing.

These songs and dances are purely the traditions of Indian movies, and have a little relationship with movies, but it will not affect it if they are deleted.

Anyway, Han Qiu is going to delete it, after all, he doesn't know the kind of weird Indian dance.

There are also things about some religious traditions in the movie that have to be removed.

India is a country with many religions and complex.There are many gods here, and each god has its own many believers.In Ah San's city, people and temples can be seen everywhere.

In terms of religion, India is the strongest in Asia.Indians are also very superstitious.

But this is their belief after all. Although Han Qiu will not learn from it, he will not belittle it either.

Like that Chris guy.

Therefore, many Indian movies have strong religious overtones.But fortunately, the movie Three Silly doesn't have much to do with this aspect.The theme is to satirize modern education, why bring up religion?

Therefore, Han Qiu deleted or revised all aspects of religion.For example, the character played by Lin Hua is a very superstitious person. Han Qiu removed the character of superstitious belief in gods and Buddhas, and kept the weak and unconfident character.

Han Qiu also deleted and revised a lot of other things about Indian religions to ensure that there would be no religious superstitions.

After all, it's a domestic movie now, and Han Qiu doesn't want the audience to suddenly play.

In the evening, in the corridor of a dormitory in Tsinghua University, the crew of Three Idiots set up a temporary studio here, preparing to film the farce when they entered school.

This sounds scary. What if I get electrocuted?
But Han Qiu was very excited when he thought about it, because he was the protagonist who created this electric shock baton.

At this moment, Ye Chen was fiddling with the stick wrapped with wires, and said to Han Qiu: "Old Han, do you think this thing can really get electricity when you pee?"

"Okay, urine is also salt water, and salt water has a strong conductivity. Isn't this knowledge in middle school?" Han Qiu said lightly, although he studied directing, he still knew this, "Besides, I asked Tsinghua University They said they should be able to do so.”

Ye Chen was speechless: "What do you mean should be fine? Aren't the students of Tsinghua University very good? You can't be sure about that?"

Han Qiu shrugged: "Who the hell is ok to shock me? Ye Chen, why don't you do an experiment for us?"

"Uh, let's forget it." Ye Chen has black hair, relying on me, I don't want to.

"Director Han." Zhou Xingchi also walked over, because he will also have a part in the scene later.

"How is it? Have you figured out how to act?" Han Qiu asked.In fact, Zhou Xingchi's villain role is more difficult to perform than Han Qiu's protagonist.

Not to mention anything else, this guy has taken on more than half of the movie's laughs!
"No problem, I've played this type of role many times." Zhou Xingchi didn't think anything of it, he had been playing Nonsense for so many years, and he was quite confident in playing this kind of mentally retarded "little slut".

"That's good, then I'll watch your performance later." Han Qiu smiled.

This plot is about freshmen entering school, being bullied by old students, and then the main character spoofs the old students.When filming with the Indians in the previous life, there was a strange tradition for freshmen to take off their pants and have their seniors stamp their buttocks.

This is so humiliating, and the dignity is gone.So the protagonist quit, so he pulled out an electric shock baton and shocked the senior.

For this kind of plot, Han Qiu also felt a little pained.Tsinghua University certainly does not have such a tradition of enrolling freshmen, and he estimates that India in reality does not have it either.

So, after some thought, Han Qiu decided to change this tradition.Anyway, there are many forms of conflict between old students and new students, and there is no need to take off your pants and stamp your buttocks.

To sum up this kind of plot, it is: If you can't pretend to be coercive, you will be slapped in the face instead!

At this moment, outside the public bathroom at the end of the corridor, the crew temporarily occupied the place and started filming immediately.

Outside the "small studio", many students from Tsinghua University looked at it with curious eyes, wanting to see what these big stars look like when they act.

"I'll go, what are Daxian'er and the others going to do? I can't even take a shower now."

"Ghost knows, but it's interesting to watch."

"It's out, it's out, damn it, Daxian'er's outfit is fine, and she has a pretty good figure."

I saw Han Qiu with his upper body naked and wearing a pair of shorts in front of everyone. Ye Chen, Lin Hua, and Zhou Xingchi were the same, all wearing only a pair of shorts.He was still holding a change of clothes in his hand, and it looked like he was going to take a bath.In addition, there are some group performances, such as actors pretending to be seniors.

The one who played the part-time senior was a group performer.Han Qiu did not hire Tsinghua students to act. Although they are good at studying, acting is another matter, not everyone can act.

So, Han Qiu just told them not to talk, and when the time comes to watch a show, just cooperate with them by the way.

"action!"

After several people walked into the public bathroom, the filming began.But the situation in the bathroom is invisible to the students.

And at this time, in the bathroom.

Under the camera, Han Qiusan and Zhou Xingchi each took a seat, taking a shower.However, there is a curtain blocking it, and only one head can be seen.

In fact, the four of them didn't finish taking off at the back, leaving their underwear on.Anyway, the camera can't see it, whether you take it off or not means it's over.

While Han Qiusan was talking and laughing with his friends, several "senior students" walked in.

Seeing that there was no place left, the seniors couldn't help feeling a little regretful.At this time, Zhou Xingchi smiled obsequiously: "Senior, this, this, I'll wash it right away."

Zhou Xingchi laughed extremely flatteringly, as exaggerated as he wanted.But nonsensical comedy itself is unrealistic, and this effect is what we want!

Sure enough, Zhou Xingchi wiped himself dry and slipped out wearing shorts.One of the seniors patted him on the shoulder and said with a chuckle, "You are new here? You have a good eye, you know how to do things."

Zhou Xingchi smiled even more obsequiously, and nodded hastily: "It should, it should."

The other seniors felt a little uncomfortable when they saw that Han Qiu and the other three didn't express anything at all, and seeing Zhou Xingchi's good manners.A senior raised the corner of his mouth and smiled evilly.Taking a step forward, he suddenly lifted the curtain in front of Ye Chen.

"Hey, is my junior in good shape? Thin skin and tender flesh."

Seeing the obscene smile on the senior's face, Ye Chen "dare not to speak out", but closed the curtain "shyly".

On the side, Lin Hua also received the same treatment and was spoofed by the seniors.

Under the camera, a pair of wretched eyes stared at the "naked" Lin Hua inside, so lewd.

In the end, Han Qiu couldn't escape the senior's mischievous intentions.But with the foresight of the previous people, Han Qiu had already put on his pants when the curtain was lifted, and pointed the nozzle at the outside!
Swish!

"Heavy rain" fell from the sky and lasted for a few seconds, drenching several seniors and their clothes.Under the camera, every drowned chicken showed an angry look.

"You are courting death, aren't you?"

"Don't you want to hang out in Tsinghua?"

"Apologize to me immediately, or I will strip you clean and patrol the whole floor!"

Several seniors looked at Han Qiu aggressively, but there was no trace of fear on Han Qiu's face, only stubbornness.

The male protagonist is a very stubborn person, he will stick to his principles and resist all people and things that try to destroy his principles.

Swish!
Han Qiu pursed his lips and said nothing, but raised the nozzle higher in his hand.

Several seniors quickly dodged, and at this time, Han Qiu took advantage of the gap to sneak out of the public bathroom, and then ran back to his dormitory.

Several seniors also followed aggressively to Han Qiu's dormitory door and slammed on the door vigorously.

"Open the door! If you don't give me an explanation for today's matter, I will never end with you!"

"I'll count by dozens, if you don't open the door, I'll pee on your door!"

The senior shouted loudly, attracting the attention of many students.Many people watched this scene curiously.

Senior "Ten" started the countdown, with a sneer on his face, it seemed that Han Qiu was destined for today.

Seeing this scene, Zhou Xingchi smiled disdainfully: "It's really asking for trouble to be against the senior."

In the dormitory, Han Qiu under the camera has already started to fiddle with his electric shock baton: a wooden stick with a spoon tied to the end and electrified.

"Ninety-eight."

The senior counted very slowly, deliberately procrastinating for a long time to put psychological pressure on Han Qiu.But Han Qiu didn't appreciate it at all, and was still working on his electric shock baton.

The face of the senior also changed from a sneer at the beginning, to becoming impatient and becoming more and more ugly.Especially being watched by so many people made him even more embarrassed.

And at this time, Ye Chen and Lin Hua who rushed over couldn't help being happy when they saw this scene.Especially Ye Chen, who burst out laughing.

The senior immediately turned his head and gave Ye Chen a fierce look at Ye Chen, who was pretending to be innocent.

"One!" Counting to the last one, the senior's old face was completely humiliated. He was going to fulfill his promise and pee at the door of the dormitory.

Unexpectedly, a spoon also protruded from the gap at the bottom of the door at this moment
moment!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!") and lay on the ground writhing around.

"Hahaha!" Ye Chen was the first to laugh out loud, holding his stomach and laughing.

Lin Hua and other students around also laughed out loud, but Zhou Xingchi looked at this scene in astonishment.

This script doesn't seem to be written like that, does it?
At this time, the door opened, and Han Qiu came out with a straight face, holding the electric shock baton.Wherever the spoon pointed, the students there immediately backed up three meters, especially the senior, who even rolled and crawled, shrinking back with horror on his face, for fear that the spoon would touch him.

For a while, the entire corridor was full of people, and it was very lively.

At this time, Han Qiu put down the electric shock baton and said with a smile, "cut!"

Hearing this, the rioting students stopped instantly.Han Qiu walked over to help the "senior" and comforted him, "Are you all right? Did you fall?"

The group performer who played the role of the senior smiled shyly, not as fierce as before. "It's okay, it's not really powered on."

The surrounding students also suddenly realized that this thing is actually an electric shock baton.

"What the hell?"

"Haha, I laughed so hard, peeing at the door of someone's house, I didn't expect others to come out like this."

"Daxian'er is amazing, he can do this stuff."

"According to theoretical analysis, this is feasible. But after all, this is an act, and it's all staged. The spoon must not be electrified, so it can't be real." A Xueba analyzed.

At this moment, Ye Chen stood up suddenly: "How about we turn on the electricity and try again?"

Everyone present: "."

(End of this chapter)