The best director ever

Chapter 452 The Squeezer

Seeing this, many audiences in major theaters across the country were a little dazed.Maybe everyone didn't expect so much, and they would think that Han Qiu's words seemed to make sense.

It seems that there is no need to make things so complicated?
"Daxian'er has a point."

"What a sharp defense. Seeing the embarrassment of the professor, I just want to laugh."

"Haha, Daxian'er explained a book so complicatedly that I didn't understand it at first."

"Fuck, our professor of mechanical and electrical engineering is also like this, just let us memorize those things, and then use them in the exam."

"Um, is that the difference between a professional and an amateur?"

As the movie continued, Han Qiu continued on his way to death just like what he did in the previous class.

In exchange, he was kicked out of the classroom by countless professors and teachers.

Fuck, are you the teacher, or am I the teacher?Read it as it is written in the book!

Seeing Han Qiu being kicked out again and again, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

Everyone can only sigh, Da Xian'er is really an eclectic student.

Then, the plot continued to develop.

Aircraft suicides happened.

The audience didn't expect it at the beginning, what a joyful and inspiring plot it was.Watching Han Qiusan Jiyou help him improve the aircraft, he was going to give him a surprise, but unexpectedly, he was shocked.

When the picture of hanging himself appeared on the screen, the sound of joyful music stopped abruptly, and the smiles on the faces of the audience froze instantly.

suicide?

Did you make a mistake?
As soon as the camera turned, Han Qiu said to the dean in front of the mausoleum: "The autopsy report said that it was due to excessive pressure in the trachea, which caused suffocation. Everyone believed that the pressure on the neck killed him. What about the mental pressure in the past four years?" "

Han Qiu pointed to his own head: "Engineers are a group of smart people, but they didn't build a machine to measure mental stress. If they built it, everyone would know that it's not suicide, it's murder!"

The camera freezes on the headmaster's black face.

In front of the screen, the expressions of the audience also froze.It was an unbearable sadness, sadness.

In fact, in Huaxia now, many students committed suicide due to excessive pressure.There are those who cut their wrists, and those who jump off the building, and the students who jump off the building are the most.Now, another hanged man appears in the movie.

In one month, there were five consecutive cases of student suicides in various parts of China.

When the cause of death was investigated, it was because of excessive study pressure.Some people may not believe this kind of thing that sounds absurd before, but when it really happens before their eyes, people regret it.

Perhaps the psychological quality of these suicide students is not very good, but from the side, is the study pressure really so great?

Maybe this is a matter of benevolence and wisdom.

Just like in the movie, the dean scolded Han Qiu: "How dare you condemn me for **'s suicide? If a student can't cope with the pressure, is it our fault? Life is always full of pressure, and you always Do you condemn others for it?"

Han Qiu smiled bitterly and said, "I didn't condemn you, I just condemned the system. Take a look at these data." As he spoke, Han Qiu brought out some cases of student suicide in Huaxia.

The dean shook his head and said coldly: "I can't speak for the system, but Tsinghua University is one of the best universities in the country!"

"But what's the use of that?" Han Qiu shrugged: "Few people here discuss new ideas or inventions. They discuss achievements, work, and settling in big cities like Kyoto, Shanghai, or Shenzhen. They teach how to Take exams, how to get high marks, but don't teach engineering."

Hearing this, the principal jumped up and shouted angrily: "Then you teach me how to teach!" After finishing speaking, he angrily dragged Han Qiu to the classroom.

The audience was also taken aback by the dean's aura.But when everyone recalled what Han Qiu said, they fell into silence again.

Having said that, isn't this generally the thinking of college students?

Isn't that what college is all about?How many people are there for that knowledge?Isn't it aimed at finding a good job after being admitted to a good university?Learning things is to exchange for money, how many people do it for academic research and invention?
This is just putting on a very glamorous coat, and it is all about utilitarianism.Going to university may be regarded as a way to make a lot of money?

Some delicate viewers are in a bit of a complicated mood at the moment.Han Qiu, who is on the side of the students, and the dean, who is on the side of the educators, are neither right nor wrong.

Han Qiu in the movie is purely for learning knowledge. He just loves engineering, so he will say such "rebellious" and rebellious words.And the dean in the movie is also thinking about the students, for the students to find a better job in the future, and for the students' future.

In Han Qiu's eyes, the "rigid" teaching philosophy is precisely the means to train future social workers in large numbers.It's just that Han Qiu in the movie is unwilling to follow the trend.

Who is right and who is wrong?
Maybe they are all wrong. Han Qiu in the movie is just an example and cannot represent everyone's thoughts, and the dean is indeed too rigid.Perhaps they are both right, the dean's rigidity is for the sake of the students, and Han Qiu's ideas are too beautiful and too far away.

Beautiful, ideal, not necessarily appropriate.Cheesy, deadpan, maybe the best fit.

In the movie, the system that Han Qiu wants to condemn is to produce the most suitable things under the general environment.

Afterwards, Han Qiu was dragged into the classroom by the dean to demonstrate the teaching philosophy of that superior teacher.

In front of countless students, Han Qiu took out an engineering book and wrote two English words on the blackboard.

"You have 30 seconds to explain these two words. You can refer to the book. If you have the answer, please raise your hand. See who is the fastest and who is the slowest."

As soon as the words fell, everyone opened the books together, scrambling to look them up, for fear of falling behind others.Zhou Xingchi ran to the podium and snatched Han Qiu's book.

However, when 30 seconds passed, no one, including the dean, found the answer.

Han Qiu shook his head and smiled, as if he had expected this result a long time ago: "When I asked a question, were you excited? Curious? Are you excited to learn something new? Is there anyone? No! You are all caught in a crazy competition .Even if you get the first place, is it useful? Will your knowledge increase? No, only pressure will increase! This is a university, not a pressure factory!"

Han Qiu sighed: "Even a lion in a circus can learn to sit on a stool under the threat of a whip. But would you say this lion is 'well-trained' or 'well-educated'?"

All the students were taken aback by this question, and the audience was also stunned.like.
There is nothing wrong with the term good training!
The dean said impatiently: "This is not a philosophy class, please quickly explain what those two words mean."

However, when Han Qiu said that this word did not exist, but the abbreviations of Lin Hua and Ye Chen were mixed with some other letters, the students were all happy.The headmaster scolded angrily with a dark face: "Come on! Is this what you teach engineering?"

Han Qiu smiled modestly: "Of course not, you are an engineering expert. I am not teaching engineering, but teaching you how to teach in the future. At least, I will not give up poor students."

After finishing speaking, Han Qiu "fleeed" amidst the laughter of the students and ran out of the classroom.The dean who left a black face.

Afterwards, the angry dean wrote letters to Ye Chen and Lin Hua's parents respectively, and wrote about Han Qiu's "all kinds of evil deeds", warning them not to let their children be with Han Qiu, otherwise it will harm the children. took them.

Later, Han Qiu was invited by Ye Chen and Lin Hua's parents to go home.After going to Ye Chen's house, Han Qiu and the audience learned that Ye Chen likes photography.

Han Qiu wondered about Ye Chen's father at the time: "Why did you let him be an engineer instead of a field photographer?"

Ye Chen's father was angry at the time, and told Han Qiu not to ruin his son's future.

In his eyes, engineers are promising careers, not field photographers.

Seeing this, Li Zihao felt a stronger sense of belonging in his heart.Isn't Ye Chen in the movie in the same situation as himself?
"How did he choose?" Li Zihao looked at Ye Chen and Ye Chen's father and muttered to himself.

Afterwards, San Jiyou went to Lin Hua's house again.Here, Han Qiu imitated the funny style of the Indians and changed the color of the movie to gray and white.

A strong taste of the last century filled the big screen.

The father who was seriously ill, the dilapidated house, everything was miserable.Coupled with black and white colors, it makes this taste to the extreme.

The audience felt both sad and funny.

As soon as the camera turned, the three people who hadn't eaten anything were running around the streets of Kyoto.Han Qiu saw a hotel holding a wedding in front of him, so he came up with a ghost idea.

The three pretended to be relatives and friends and mixed in. When entering the door, Han Qiu warmly hugged a welcoming elder brother and called "Third Uncle".Ye Chen and Lin Hua looked strange, and hurried in with their heads down.

The audience couldn't stop laughing, "Damn it, is there still such a showy operation?"

Later, Han Qiu met the heroine Zhou Yuxin here.When filming the movie this time, Han Qiu didn't try to imitate the Indian guy to find a fiancé for the heroine, and then the hero came to poach her.

He simply let the hero and heroine meet directly.Anyway, the theme of this movie is not love.

When the plot changed, what Han Qiu didn't expect was that Zhou Yuxin's father turned out to be his dean.And the one who got married today was her sister, the eldest daughter of the dean.

When the dean appeared in front of Han Qiusan Jiyou with a dark face, all the audience burst out laughing.

What the hell, stealing chickens won't cost you money!

After some questioning, the dean became furious on the spot when he learned that Han Qiu and the other three had sneaked in.

He had nothing to do with Han Qiu, so he took Ye Chen and Lin Hua to the knife.And asked them to move to Zhou Xingchi's dormitory, and said that if they stayed with Han Qiu, they would definitely fail the exam.

In the end, due to family pressure, the cowardly Lin Hua chose to leave and moved to Zhou Xingxing's dormitory.Ye Chen is still on the same front as Han Qiu.

At this time, Ye Chen's narration sounded, explaining Zhou Xingchi's despicable behavior to the audience in detail.

For example: Zhou Xingchi bought some medicine to improve his memory.Therefore, he especially likes to fart, and it stinks. The key is that he blames Lin Hua every time.

For another example, before the exam, he secretly stuffed some unsuitable magazines into the door of other people's dormitory, so as to influence others to take the exam.

Ye Chen's narration read: "There are only two ways for Zhou Xingxing to increase his height, improving his own performance and lowering his opponent's."

This behavior naturally aroused Han Qiu's dissatisfaction. In order to punish Zhou Xingchi and save Lin Hua, Han Qiu and Ye Chen planned to play Zhou Xingchi once.

So, Han Qiu secretly revised the speech that Zhou Xingchi was going to use to praise his teacher.

And Zhou Xingchi just memorized it by rote, let it be three seven and twenty one.

Hence.
"The present level of our college is mainly due to our dean." Zhou Xingchi greeted him with a smile, ready to dedicate the best praise to the dean, "He is really a very great person. Over the years, he has never The exploitation of students has never stopped."

As soon as the words fell, the audience immediately burst into laughter.Han Qiu quietly explained to the ignorant Lin Hua: "It was originally the word 'service'."

After hearing this, Lin Hua's face instantly became weird.

However, Zhou Xingchi thought it was the praise of his classmates, so he continued: "I believe he will continue to work hard!"

"We are absolutely appalled at how one person can squeeze so many students, so thoroughly!"

"He spent every minute of his life oppressing students!"

The more Zhou Xingchi spoke, the more excited he became, and his voice became higher and higher.Look, the students are laughing so happily, it must be because I said too much!

"Again, we solemnly promise that we must obey the dean's teachings. After graduation, no matter where we go, we will abide by the principal's idea of ​​oppression."

"We will hoist the flag of the squeezer all over the world!"

"We're going to show the world that our crush is unmatched by all other students!"

"We are the perfect squeezers!"

After finishing speaking, Zhou Xingchi raised his hand amidst the laughter of his classmates, as if raising a banner!
　PS: There will be another chapter later, everyone go to bed early, don't wait.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)