The best director ever

Chapter 87

After a lot of fuss, it took Han Qiu a lot of effort to pull Yuan Meng back, and patiently comforted her for a long time, before Yuan Meng accepted that the woman whose breasts were one cup bigger than hers belonged to a man. fact.

However, Yuan Meng was still a little speechless: "Director Han, you're going to die and dress up Huazai like this?"

"Hehe, the plot needs it, the plot needs it." Han Qiu laughed.

Yuan Meng persisted: "Then explain to me why her breasts are so big? What was stuffed in?"

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Han Qiu was also shocked, who knows what the makeup artist stuffed for Andy?How to make it so majestic!

Looking at Yuan Meng's still-to-be-developed bud, Han Qiu suddenly felt the make-up artist's full of malice. This damn is trying to despise all the women in the crew!

The rest of the crew were also in shock, because the scene just now was too shocking. Thinking of Huazai's head and pose, everyone got goosebumps all over their bodies.

Not long after, Huazai appeared on the stage again. Although everyone was ready to be baptized physically and mentally, they were still blinded by Huazai's black silk thighs and low chest.

But Huazai really deserves to be a superstar, grandma's professional quality is good, even though everyone's eyes are like knives trying to tear off his clothes, but he just turns a blind eye and is extremely calm.He even walked up to Han Qiu and the others and smiled "charmingly".

"Director Han, how are you doing, are you satisfied?"

Han Qiu, Liang Chaowei, and Xiao Zhang all nodded blankly, looked at this "coquettish" woman, swallowed in unison: "Satisfied, satisfied!"

"Then don't turn it on???!!!" She was just an intellectual beauty, but she turned into a roaring man in an instant.

Liu Dehua was also depressed, and couldn't tell what he was suffering from. This bastard director is so frankly deceiving!But Liu Dehua feels better when he thinks that he is an actor, and now it is only needed for the plot.

"Go, go, I'll go!" Han Qiu was excited, and then greeted everyone to prepare to start the machine.He doesn't dare to offend the current Huazai, this damn is a shrew.

Actors are in place, lights are in place, props are in place, extras are in place
This girl Yuan Meng is also in place
But she was stared back by Huazai, because she shamelessly wanted to get a peek at Huazai's chest, and even poked her with her hand.When I left, I was very happy, and I was still muttering: "Hmph, isn't it just a piece of silicone? It's still so hard."

Han Qiu rubbed his hands, with a smirk on his face, he raised his horn and shouted: "action!"

This is a bowling alley. The plot is that in order not to reveal his identity, Huawei disguised himself as a woman to exchange chips with the big villain.He Shangsheng (Liang Chaowei) is Hua's helper.

Needless to say, all the bowlers around are group performers. In Han Qiu's words, I'll save you an admission fee today.

The camera opens, Liang Chaowei is looking back and forth on one side of the chair, and on the other side, a group of underworld villains are also quietly waiting for Hua's arrival.

At this time, the sound of high-heeled shoes kicking and kicking sounded, Yuan Meng showed the camera to Huazai, and saw him carrying a lockbox, twisting his waist, and walking over in a charming manner.

Han Qiu wanted to laugh, Huazai's acting skills are simply not too good, even on the catwalk!

Yuan Meng also wrinkled her nose, and looked at Huazai angrily, "Hmph, I want to give you a close-up of your whole body from head to toe, and present your "beauty" to all audiences!"

Coming to Liang Chaowei's side, Hua slowly sat down, and then flicked his hair lightly, even though it was a wig.Then he took off his sunglasses and blinked at Liang Chaowei.

"Hi~~~!"

As soon as Liang Chaowei turned his head, Liu Dehua's face covered with foundation and the turbulent chest appeared in front of him in an instant.

Suddenly, Liang Chaowei exclaimed and jumped up from the chair.His face was full of astonishment, as if he had seen a ghost.

Han Qiu laughed until his stomach ached, "Haha, yes, yes, I give full marks to Wei Zi's acting skills."

In fact, what Han Qiu didn't know was that Liang Chaowei was half acting and half really scared.It was only a few meters away before, but now that they are so close, Liu Dehua's frightening face is magnified directly in front of his eyes. This impact is devastating!
"Sit down." Liu Dehua said softly while maintaining a smile.

Liang Chaowei twisted his face, with an extremely weird expression, half a smile, and a little embarrassing.That meaning is very similar to a word of mouth circulating on the Internet.

I treat you like a brother, why do you want to fuck me?
After sitting down, Liang Chaowei's eyes unconsciously swept towards Liu Dehua's large chest. This scene was clearly recorded by Yuan Meng.

"Hey, I caught you~~" Yuan Meng smiled like a rotten girl.

"Go and tell him that Peter ordered you to trade." Liu Dehua looked at Liang Chaowei with a smile, and continued, "If there is anything wrong with the bald man, you can say that the diamond is fake."

Liang Chaowei nodded, reaching out to take the lockbox.

But Liu Dehua's eyes showed a hint of malice, and he said coquettishly: "Before you take it, at least give me a kiss."

Han Qiu was dumbfounded, Yuan Meng was also dumbfounded, and so were the crew members around.

This Nima?
kiss one?
My god, this is the rhythm of the foundation!

A crew member whose three views were ruined swallowed his saliva: "Uh, kiss me?"

"Wai Tsai kisses Hua Tsai?"

"My God, do you want to be so explosive?"

"Dear, dear, what are you waiting for?" The people around were roaring in their hearts.

If we really kiss each other, this scene will be unforgettable for a lifetime~~~~
Yuan Meng looked at Han Qiu suspiciously, as if asking whether to stop, Han Qiu hurriedly shook his head, stop the knitting, he improvised, and wanted to put on a lively drama for us, you actually want to stop?
No, you can't stop even if you kill yourself!

On the set, only Liang Chaowei maintained his quality as an actor. After Liu Dehua said this, he knew that Huazai was making fun of him, and they laughed at him before venting their grievances on himself.

Taking a deep breath, Liang Chaowei squeezed out a sunny smile, and then affectionately embraced Liu Dehua's shoulders, bringing them closer.

But no one saw the scene of grief and indignation in Liang Chaowei's eyes: I just confessed my innocence today!

Afterwards, Liang Chaowei moved his mouth closer, and Liu Dehua also moved his head a little bit in cooperation.

It's about to kiss! ! !
The people around, including Han Qiu and Yuan Meng, shouted wildly in their hearts: "Kiss, kiss quickly, it's just a little short, hurry up and kiss me!"

Under the voice shared by everyone, Liang Chaowei put his lips on Liu Dehua's side face, and kissed with a satisfied smile.

Then, Liang Chaowei patted Liu Dehua on the back, as if to praise: You did a good job, I will remember this time.

Liu Dehua responded with a "charming" smile, and after that, Liang Chaowei carried the box and walked towards the underworld gang.

"Cut!" Han Qiu yelled, and after finishing speaking, he squatted down covering his stomach, laughing convulsively. "Hahaha, love with a kiss!"

Everyone in the crew also burst into laughter that they had been holding back for a long time.

"Haha, I can take this meme back and blow it up for a year."

"Hua Zai is so funny, even asking Wei Zai to kiss him, the three views I just restored collapsed again."

"One kiss to confirm love, haha, Liang Chaowei actually kissed a man, if female fans find out about this, Huazai will definitely be scolded to death."

At this time, Yuan Meng suddenly interjected: "Oh, I thought I was going to kiss."

puff! !

Everyone is spewing out a mouthful of old blood, damn, this is really a mountain is higher than a mountain, no one knows how far the length of evil thoughts is!
On the other hand, Liang Chaowei turned his head with a resentful face, threw the box in his hand, and looked at Liu Dehua maliciously.

Liu Dehua widened her eyeliner eyes in horror: "What do you want?"

"Hehe, what do you think, beauty?" Liang Chaowei smiled evilly and walked towards Liu Dehua.

Seeing that the situation was not right, Liu Dehua stepped on her high heels and ran away.

Suddenly, there was laughter in the hall.

(End of this chapter)