little farmer
Chapter 184 The face is black
Chapter 184 The face is black (for subscription)
Hearing Hu Xiaobei's ridicule, the bald head frowned slightly!
But soon, the bald man covered up his displeasure, and said, "Xiaobei! That's right! Before that, you also sorted out the land on the two barren hills you contracted, so We know that you should start planting soon, so we specially went to other villages to borrow such gongs and drums, and we are going to have a lot of fun when you start planting!"
As the bald man spoke, the gangsters standing behind him quickly smiled!
Soon, they all shook the gongs and drums in their hands quickly!
With a faint smile, Hu Xiaobei sneered coldly, "You guys are so kind! I'm very touched!"
Hearing Hu Xiaobei's sarcasm, the bald man pretended not to hear it, and said directly, "Xiao Bei, you are really out of touch when you say that! You also know that we are all from the same village, so of course It’s time to help each other, and what you’re doing now is for the sake of the village!”
Hearing such an inappropriate opening, Hu Xiaobei curled his lips, "That's true! By the way, you have already rehearsed? I can go to the back mountain to plant now!"
"Of course, fully rehearsed! We can bang anytime!"
"Then let's start now! Let's have a good time!"
"Okay! Brothers, cheer me up!"
After opening his mouth so excitedly, he took the lead in beating the gongs and drums in his hand, and soon, everyone started to blow and beat!
This movement was soon heard by all the villagers, so soon, many people came out curiously!
Soon, through their propaganda, everyone knew that Hu Xiaobei was going to plant on the barren hill behind the village!
……
"Hey, Xiaobei just doesn't listen to persuasion!"
"That's right, if those two barren hills could really grow things easily! They would have been contracted a long time ago!"
"So, this time he is really going to die!"
Many people in Xiaohe Village sighed silently when they knew that Hu Xiaobei was going to reclaim the barren hills behind the mountain!
They felt that Hu Xiaobei was really going to suffer this time, because it was impossible for anything to grow on those two barren hills!
Of course, not everyone doesn't believe in Hu Xiaobei. At the very least, Guo Meiyu and the others absolutely believe in Hu Xiaobei...
Half an hour later, almost the entire village gathered at the back mountain!
Even not just the people in the village, countless tourists have also come here!
"There are so many people! Let's witness the miracle together!"
After muttering such a sentence, Hu Xiaobei put down the seeds he had prepared a long time ago!
After that, Hu Xiaobei walked up to those bastards with a smile, and said, "You also know that I am more auspicious, so when I start to sow seeds, you have to keep whistling until I finish completely, no problem Bar!"
"What? Non-stop?"
Hearing Hu Xiaobei's words, the faces of the few of them suddenly turned ugly, especially the trumpet and trombone players, who looked like their dead fathers!
They are not idiots!
So they knew that if they played the trumpet and trombone for hours on end, it really could kill someone!
Seeing their expressions become ugly, Hu Xiaobei said lightly, "What? You don't agree? You told me to celebrate before! Don't you mean it sincerely?"
"This……"
Hearing this, the corners of those bastards' mouths twitched...
They all knew that they really didn't mean it sincerely, but they didn't dare to say this!
The bald head glanced at them, and soon, looked at Hu Xiaobei with a smile, and said: "Xiaobei, you doubt us so much, it makes us feel cold! We specially congratulated you today, so we naturally We will follow your request, and we guarantee that there will be no interruption!"
"That's fine, then I'm going to prepare to sow seeds now, you should prepare too!"
"Row!"
Watching Hu Xiaobei walk away, he took a deep breath!
At this time, the two trumpeters quickly came over and said, "Boss, we can't hold on for a few hours. We just blew for a while, and we felt uncomfortable!"
"That's right! That's right!"
The two of them are not professionals, so their lung capacity is not enough, and it is the same. They just blew for a short while, and they really felt uncomfortable all over their bodies. They knew that if they blew for a few hours, they would really lie down!
Glancing at them, the bald head sneered and said, "I know you can't hold on, but there are so many of us, so let's take turns!"
Hearing this, their expressions softened a little!
Seeing that their expressions softened, the bald head continued: "The main purpose of our coming here today is to let Hu Xiaobei plant all the seeds. You all know that it is impossible to grow anything on this barren mountain, so the more he planted , the greater the loss, the more embarrassing it will be! Right!"
"It is!"
Everyone thought about it for a while and nodded!
Seeing them nodding, he continued: "We are working so hard to help now, so we are positive characters! When all the seeds are withered, we can satirize him in front of him!"
"Yes, yes!"
Seeing that all these people were excited, he continued: "So in order to be able to ridicule him well, let's suffer a little bit now!"
"it is good!"
After reaching a consensus, they began to play excitedly!
After Hu Xiaobei heard it, he began to plant it slowly!
Seeing Hu Xiaobei start to sow seeds, many women in the village started to help!
Seeing a lot of people coming up to help, Hu Xiaobei distributed the seeds that had been placed in different categories to different people, and then assigned them different areas!
After that, they and Hu Xiaobei started to get busy!
Although many people worked together, it was still very troublesome because of the large area of the two barren mountains!
Three hours later, Hu Xiaobei and the others had just completed half of the work...
At this time, the complexions of those people who were blowing and blowing turned black!
I don't know, I definitely thought they were poisoned at this time...
At this time, the trombone player dropped the trombone in his hand and said, "I can't do it! I can't do it!"
"Me too!"
"And I!"
The others quickly gave up after someone spoke!
Seeing that everyone was about to give up, the bald man said with a gloomy face, "Get up! Now Hu Xiaobei has already planted half of the plants, and if we persist for another three hours, it will be almost the same!"
Hearing the bald man talk for three hours, they were instantly shocked!
"Three hours? I can't hold on for 3 minutes!"
"Me too!"
"That's right!"
When talking like this, after they stood up, they all ran away!
Seeing them all running away, the bald man vomited blood depressedly!
"Hu Xiaobei, this matter won't be settled like this!"
After muttering so viciously, he quickly ran away...
……
"It lasted for three hours, it's not bad!"
After they left in embarrassment, Hu Xiaobei chuckled!
"Xiaobei, you've beaten them to death this time. I guess they'll cry when they see the trombone for the rest of their lives!"
When Hu Xiaobei chuckled, that Han Xueyao came over!
Hearing Han Xueyao's words, Hu Xiaobei hurriedly said: "Auntie, aren't you going to send sister Jiayan to school today? Why did you rescue her so quickly? There must be something wrong again!"
"There's no problem, I've already sent Jiayan away! Since the mayor said hello, it went very smoothly there! In the end, I still have to thank you!"
Hearing Han Xueyao's thanks, Hu Xiaobei waved his hands, "Auntie, there's no need to be so polite with me!"
After glancing at Hu Xiaobei, Han Xueyao said softly, "This is also true!"
Speaking of this, she changed the subject and said, "By the way, Xiao Bei, are you going to tell your aunt what's going on with Guo Meiyu?"
(End of this chapter)
Hearing Hu Xiaobei's ridicule, the bald head frowned slightly!
But soon, the bald man covered up his displeasure, and said, "Xiaobei! That's right! Before that, you also sorted out the land on the two barren hills you contracted, so We know that you should start planting soon, so we specially went to other villages to borrow such gongs and drums, and we are going to have a lot of fun when you start planting!"
As the bald man spoke, the gangsters standing behind him quickly smiled!
Soon, they all shook the gongs and drums in their hands quickly!
With a faint smile, Hu Xiaobei sneered coldly, "You guys are so kind! I'm very touched!"
Hearing Hu Xiaobei's sarcasm, the bald man pretended not to hear it, and said directly, "Xiao Bei, you are really out of touch when you say that! You also know that we are all from the same village, so of course It’s time to help each other, and what you’re doing now is for the sake of the village!”
Hearing such an inappropriate opening, Hu Xiaobei curled his lips, "That's true! By the way, you have already rehearsed? I can go to the back mountain to plant now!"
"Of course, fully rehearsed! We can bang anytime!"
"Then let's start now! Let's have a good time!"
"Okay! Brothers, cheer me up!"
After opening his mouth so excitedly, he took the lead in beating the gongs and drums in his hand, and soon, everyone started to blow and beat!
This movement was soon heard by all the villagers, so soon, many people came out curiously!
Soon, through their propaganda, everyone knew that Hu Xiaobei was going to plant on the barren hill behind the village!
……
"Hey, Xiaobei just doesn't listen to persuasion!"
"That's right, if those two barren hills could really grow things easily! They would have been contracted a long time ago!"
"So, this time he is really going to die!"
Many people in Xiaohe Village sighed silently when they knew that Hu Xiaobei was going to reclaim the barren hills behind the mountain!
They felt that Hu Xiaobei was really going to suffer this time, because it was impossible for anything to grow on those two barren hills!
Of course, not everyone doesn't believe in Hu Xiaobei. At the very least, Guo Meiyu and the others absolutely believe in Hu Xiaobei...
Half an hour later, almost the entire village gathered at the back mountain!
Even not just the people in the village, countless tourists have also come here!
"There are so many people! Let's witness the miracle together!"
After muttering such a sentence, Hu Xiaobei put down the seeds he had prepared a long time ago!
After that, Hu Xiaobei walked up to those bastards with a smile, and said, "You also know that I am more auspicious, so when I start to sow seeds, you have to keep whistling until I finish completely, no problem Bar!"
"What? Non-stop?"
Hearing Hu Xiaobei's words, the faces of the few of them suddenly turned ugly, especially the trumpet and trombone players, who looked like their dead fathers!
They are not idiots!
So they knew that if they played the trumpet and trombone for hours on end, it really could kill someone!
Seeing their expressions become ugly, Hu Xiaobei said lightly, "What? You don't agree? You told me to celebrate before! Don't you mean it sincerely?"
"This……"
Hearing this, the corners of those bastards' mouths twitched...
They all knew that they really didn't mean it sincerely, but they didn't dare to say this!
The bald head glanced at them, and soon, looked at Hu Xiaobei with a smile, and said: "Xiaobei, you doubt us so much, it makes us feel cold! We specially congratulated you today, so we naturally We will follow your request, and we guarantee that there will be no interruption!"
"That's fine, then I'm going to prepare to sow seeds now, you should prepare too!"
"Row!"
Watching Hu Xiaobei walk away, he took a deep breath!
At this time, the two trumpeters quickly came over and said, "Boss, we can't hold on for a few hours. We just blew for a while, and we felt uncomfortable!"
"That's right! That's right!"
The two of them are not professionals, so their lung capacity is not enough, and it is the same. They just blew for a short while, and they really felt uncomfortable all over their bodies. They knew that if they blew for a few hours, they would really lie down!
Glancing at them, the bald head sneered and said, "I know you can't hold on, but there are so many of us, so let's take turns!"
Hearing this, their expressions softened a little!
Seeing that their expressions softened, the bald head continued: "The main purpose of our coming here today is to let Hu Xiaobei plant all the seeds. You all know that it is impossible to grow anything on this barren mountain, so the more he planted , the greater the loss, the more embarrassing it will be! Right!"
"It is!"
Everyone thought about it for a while and nodded!
Seeing them nodding, he continued: "We are working so hard to help now, so we are positive characters! When all the seeds are withered, we can satirize him in front of him!"
"Yes, yes!"
Seeing that all these people were excited, he continued: "So in order to be able to ridicule him well, let's suffer a little bit now!"
"it is good!"
After reaching a consensus, they began to play excitedly!
After Hu Xiaobei heard it, he began to plant it slowly!
Seeing Hu Xiaobei start to sow seeds, many women in the village started to help!
Seeing a lot of people coming up to help, Hu Xiaobei distributed the seeds that had been placed in different categories to different people, and then assigned them different areas!
After that, they and Hu Xiaobei started to get busy!
Although many people worked together, it was still very troublesome because of the large area of the two barren mountains!
Three hours later, Hu Xiaobei and the others had just completed half of the work...
At this time, the complexions of those people who were blowing and blowing turned black!
I don't know, I definitely thought they were poisoned at this time...
At this time, the trombone player dropped the trombone in his hand and said, "I can't do it! I can't do it!"
"Me too!"
"And I!"
The others quickly gave up after someone spoke!
Seeing that everyone was about to give up, the bald man said with a gloomy face, "Get up! Now Hu Xiaobei has already planted half of the plants, and if we persist for another three hours, it will be almost the same!"
Hearing the bald man talk for three hours, they were instantly shocked!
"Three hours? I can't hold on for 3 minutes!"
"Me too!"
"That's right!"
When talking like this, after they stood up, they all ran away!
Seeing them all running away, the bald man vomited blood depressedly!
"Hu Xiaobei, this matter won't be settled like this!"
After muttering so viciously, he quickly ran away...
……
"It lasted for three hours, it's not bad!"
After they left in embarrassment, Hu Xiaobei chuckled!
"Xiaobei, you've beaten them to death this time. I guess they'll cry when they see the trombone for the rest of their lives!"
When Hu Xiaobei chuckled, that Han Xueyao came over!
Hearing Han Xueyao's words, Hu Xiaobei hurriedly said: "Auntie, aren't you going to send sister Jiayan to school today? Why did you rescue her so quickly? There must be something wrong again!"
"There's no problem, I've already sent Jiayan away! Since the mayor said hello, it went very smoothly there! In the end, I still have to thank you!"
Hearing Han Xueyao's thanks, Hu Xiaobei waved his hands, "Auntie, there's no need to be so polite with me!"
After glancing at Hu Xiaobei, Han Xueyao said softly, "This is also true!"
Speaking of this, she changed the subject and said, "By the way, Xiao Bei, are you going to tell your aunt what's going on with Guo Meiyu?"
(End of this chapter)
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