That's how I became famous

Chapter 16 Are you kidding me?

Chapter 16 Are you kidding me?

Li Xiao, who was full of joy and anticipation, finally arrived at his destination. Looking at the mushroom house in front of him, he looked like he was in an amusement park when he was a child.

Pulling their luggage, He Jiong was the first to open the door.

"Wow, our mushrooms are so beautiful, Mr. Huang, look quickly, this is the mushroom house I imagined!" He Jiong said excitedly.

"Yeah, it really looks like a farmhouse." Li Xiao didn't think it was so beautiful, but just thought it was pleasing to the eye and comfortable. The taste of the decoration fits the positioning of their program, rural scenery!

"Ahhh!" Liu Xianhua suddenly ran out from behind the door to scare people, Huang Lei was indifferent, Li Xiao was expressionless, and He Jiong was so frightened that he flew up...

Li Xiao looked at Liu Xianhua's childish appearance, come on, he must not be able to stop.

Huang Lei looked at Li Xiao and Dahua, and rolled his eyes: "Dahua, come here and move the luggage in!"

Dahua obediently complied, and Li Xiao was a good boy with a good family education, so he also went to help.

"Mr. He, this is a good move. Let's first give Dahua the awareness that he has to do something if he has a job. This kid, A Xiao, will definitely not watch!"

He Jiong snickered, with an expression of how smart you are.

"Wow, there's a puppy!" He Jiong saw a puppy jumping around, and trotted over to hug it.

"No name yet?" The director team shook their heads, and Huang Lei said to several people: "Then let's give him a name!"

"Then find out what our names have in common?" Dahua suggested.

"My name has H, Teacher Huang's name also has H, and Da Hua's name also has H." He Jiong muttered.

"Xiao H, call him Xiao H, take Li Xiao's name in small characters!" Dahua thought about it, but thought Li Xiao's Xiao was the word "Xiao".

"Dahua is not quite right. The "Xiao" in Li Xiao's name is knowing, not the "small" of size!" He Jiong corrected Dahua's typo. The name is actually a very important symbol in comparison. Afraid that Li Xiao would be angry.

"It's okay, just use the smaller one, it's a good name!" Li Xiao said with a smile.

"Well, from now on your name will be Xiao H, and your Chinese name will be Xiao Ai Chi!" He Jiong said to Xiao H happily.

"Then let's call Li Xiao and Xiaoxiao from now on! Let's use his name. My name is Dahua and his name is Xiaoxiao. I am the elder brother, Xiaoxiao is the younger brother, and we are two brothers!" Dahua put his arms around Li Xiao Shoulders, can not help but be proud of his talent for naming.

"His parents call him Xiaoxiao, Dahua has you." Huang Lei praised with a smile, and the atmosphere of the program recording was very good.

Li Xiao was afraid that if this continued, he would gain a few more nicknames, so he quickly stopped the topic and refused to continue.

After playing around, several people sat down in the gazebo. Li Xiaogang wanted to go back to see if there was any drink in the refrigerator of the mushroom house, when the director spoke.

"Now let's talk about the rules of the program. We have more than 30 kinds of crops here, many of which are already mature. The unit of measurement for our transactions here is corn. In the future, you will need corn to exchange for materials in your life, and corn needs Harvest yourselves!."

Li Xiao's eyes widened, and he turned his head stiffly to look at He Jiong and Huang Lei.

"Are you guys joking?" Li Xiao prayed for the answer he wished.

Huang Lei and He Jiong laughed loudly, and patted Li Xiao on the shoulder to comfort him: "It's okay, it's okay, it's great to be self-sufficient, this is the day I yearn for!"

Li Xiao seemed to hear a cracking sound, it was the sound of his heart breaking... This was not in line with his expectations, so he is feeling very uncomfortable now!
"The house here is rented. Since it is rented, we have to pay the rent. The landlord said that we have to pay 880 corns when we leave in three months."

Huang Lei and He Jiong were calmly comforting Li Xiao, but their eyes widened when they heard this.They just know that coming here is not just to eat, drink and play, to enjoy the rural scenery, to receive guests, and to exchange supplies with crops, but they don't know that the director team is so dark!
They don't know how long it will take to pick 880 corns, but just hearing this number makes them feel big!
Dahua patted his chest on the side: "No problem, Mr. Huang, I can pick 1500, and there is Xiaoxiao, right!"

Now Li Xiao is sitting, and Dahua put his hands on Li Xiao's shoulders several times: "Wow, you are so tall, Xiaoxiao!" That's right, it's just like that...

Li Xiao knows that there is no turning back now, so he can only strive for greater benefits for himself!

"80, don't pull them down! Mr. Huang and Mr. He, we live for nothing!"

After all, Huang Lei came out of Limit Transcendence, and signaled He Jiong and Dahua: "Xiaoxiao is right, don't pull me down!"

Naturally, the director team would not agree, and then started a tug-of-war, in which Li Xiao said how pitiful he was when he was tricked into coming here, even though others told you that he came here to play, but in fact he came here to work illegally.At the same time, he asked Da Huaxu to do a few bodybuilding moves, showing that we have muscles!

In addition, Huang Lei used slippers as a warning to lower the rent price to 500 yuan. Although it did not meet Li Xiao's expectations, the price of other materials was still lowered.Originally, [-] corns per catty of meat were killed to [-], and the pork only needed [-] corns.

……

There is no place for cooking in the mushroom house, so the few people can only set up two stoves in the yard.

Although this is not the life Li Xiao wants, but he can do what he should do. Seeing Dahua foolishly running in and out with bricks in his arms, he went into the tool room and took two baskets and a pole. There is a [-] bicycle in the yard, and Dahua and Dahua moved it after a few trips.

Li Xiao is afraid of heat and has a body that sweats easily. After moving the bricks, his whole body is almost soaked.

"Can Director Wang take off his clothes?" Director Wang is the chief director of the show.

Girls: "Yes, yes!" There was also a voice: "Did you see just now, when Xiaoxiao lifted his clothes to wipe his sweat, I saw his abs."

"Damn, the old aunt is really perverted, she is still a child!"

"Then do you want to see it?"

"think……"

Director Wang said with a straight face: "No!" This kind of variety show on TV must not dangle shirtless in front of the camera.

Dahua said: "I have a sports vest, and I brought a few sets that are cool to wear, and I will give you one as a gift!" After speaking, he dragged Li Xiao into the room.

"Wow, Xiaoxiao, you have a good figure, but I also have abs! We are brothers with abs!"

The girls vaguely heard Dahua's voice, and really wanted to go in to find out, but the director was watching them eagerly, and could only hold back his restless heart...

"Director, give us an iced cola first, the kind that doesn't charge money!" Li Xiao changed his clothes and came out.

"No, do you want to change the iced cola for fifty corns?"

"Fifty? Why don't you grab it! Don't you just give out red envelopes on the first day of work! Every time my sister gives me a massage, I buy her ice cream. You are not even as good as my sister!"

Huang Lei and He Jiong watched with smiles on Li Xiao's lip service and Dahua's bluffing. "Two brats!"

After a day, the girls in the program group all fell in love with Li Xiao, and of course Dahua also liked him!
They all shouted: "Give it, give it, isn't it just a bottle of Coke? Director, it doesn't matter!"

Under the sound of the girls, the director took out a can of Coke.

"Director, why are you playing tricks? Didn't you agree on a bottle of Coke? It's the 650ml one!"

Director Wang can't remember when he said it, but where can I get you a whole bottle of Coke now?Why would I give it to you, but under pressure, I took out three more cans of Coke, one for each person.

(End of this chapter)

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