That's how I became famous

Chapter 622 I Have Been Famous Like This

So far, viewers still don't know exactly what program this is and what they are playing.

But after Zhang Shangwei's opening and a scene between him and Li Dan, the audience really paid attention to it.

At least, just a few minutes of opening, this show has already aroused their interest.

It seems that the scale seems to be very large?
From what Zhang Shangwei said at the beginning, and even Li Dan's mockery of Zhang Shangwei, it is not difficult to see this.

Li Dan stood in the center of the stage idly, seemingly relaxed and freehand, but in fact he was a little flustered.

Even though he has a wealth of experience in offline talk shows, he is always the first to appear on the stage, and it is impossible not to panic.

Besides, it can be said that he has experienced a variety show with the largest cast.

In the past talk show performances, the biggest star was himself.

Going to Mushroom House is different, he is a guest and has a camera, but he knows in his heart that most of the shots will not focus on him.

It's different on stage, but it can't be helped.

The cornerstone of "Tucao Conference" is this group of talk show actors. As the most popular representative of it, Li Dan must stand up and take the lead to set an example for everyone.

"cough cough"

Li Dan cleared his throat, didn't think too much, squinted his eyes and said: "Well, I heard from the unknown host just now, you don't know what this show is about?"

Unknown host is okay.

Zhang Shangwei rolled his eyes, with an expression of 'too lazy to argue with you'.

The audience also shook their heads in response.

"Aren't you too greedy for petty gain when you come to see everything without knowing anything?"

Li Dan retorted, and then looked at Zhang Shangwei with a smile, "Just like that middle-aged man in a green suit, with an airplane head, full of street fashion, he doesn't know anything about hosts, and he dares to come here to be a host .”

"Oh!"

The audience exclaimed, and it was a taste.

Talking about complaining, but really complaining, it is not ambiguous at all.

Zhang Shangwei showed dissatisfaction, and wanted to stand up to reason, but was held back by the tank, still unconvinced.

"Look at your appearance, don't you agree?"

Li Dan clicked his tongue twice, with a look of disgust on his face, "I didn't even want to talk about you, a host who doesn't know how many lines, he is not worthy to talk to a popular fried chicken in the talk show world like me!"

As he spoke, he pointed to Zhang Shangwei, looked at the auditorium and asked, "Have you ever seen any middle-aged man wearing this kind of clothes?"

"Eh, yes, a lot, right?"

"This style of clothes is what I remember as the battle clothes of those who are unwilling to age."

"Of course, this is what they think."

"In our opinion, this is middle-aged rebellion, which is often referred to as middle-aged greasy."

"He just stood there, and I felt like I was looking at a moving oil drum."

"Mr. Zhang, I think I can be a spokesperson, the spokesperson of peanut oil."

"Today, I will leave my words here. After the show airs, the spokesperson of peanut oil, if it is not for Zhang Shangwei, I will not eat peanut oil in the future!"

For all the audience, the pupils dilated, the lips were closed and pulled to the sides, and the bodies were slightly leaned back.

All a little scared.

The Tucao Conference, as the name suggests, must be Tucao.

But I really didn't expect to complain so hard.

Li Dan's words, every sentence pierces the heart, and they all hit the point.

That's right, Zhang Shangwei's coquettishness belongs to coquettishness, but in the eyes of others, in coquettishness, more is greasy.

It's really too oily, although this coquettish is oily, it's not offensive.

It's a bit funny, but the audience kept it, and they didn't know whether to laugh or not.

It wasn't until Guzi laughed exaggeratedly at the guest table, and Huang Lei and the others laughed too, that the audience followed suit.

--oh!It turned out to be really laughable!

It was a little embarrassing, but Li Dan didn't take it to heart. It's not like he has experienced it when performing offline!

The nervousness at the beginning, on the contrary, disappeared after a meal of output.

Li Dan shrugged, and continued: "The middle-aged people present, besides Mr. Zhang, there is Huang Lei, Mr. Huang."

"Of course, Mr. Huang, I'm not saying that you are greasy. You have to be middle-aged, and I don't discriminate against this phenomenon."

"Teacher Huang, a famous actor and director, was also a singer before."

"There are many masterpieces, such as Buddha Jumping Over the Wall and Dongpo Pork. The taste is really good!"

Li Dan's rhythm was getting better and better, and finally, the topic turned to Li Xiao, the main coffee.

"Ahem, Li Xiao, my brother. Not long ago, I was on the show Longing for, and I became brothers with him. It is definitely not because he is popular, or because he is good-looking, and he is a bit threatening to me. My hero cherishes the hero, and he became brothers."

Li Xiao nodded cooperatively, but the audience booed shamelessly.

In the front, no matter who it is, everyone complained very hard. The audience was waiting for Li Xiao, the main character, but Li Dan had a tendency to lick it.

"Hey, yes, this young man has potential, and he will definitely become a hit in the future."

With a caring smile, Li Dan left Li Xiao's face, waved his hands towards the audience and said, "Hey! Just kidding, after all, he is my brother. Can I not wish him well? You guys understand."

The audience is laughing and speechless.

This Li Dan is not bad, I've heard his name before, it's really stinky and shameless!
"When I was writing the manuscript, the previous guests, I wrote it very happily and smoothly. When it came to Li Xiao, I was in trouble, because he is still young, right?"

Li Dan turned his head to look at the guest seats, causing a pair of blank eyes.

"Did you watch the talent show a few days ago?"

"I watched it, and as soon as I finished it, I immediately realized what it means to think like a spring, it's so irritating!"

"It's really irritating. Li Xiao actually said that strong personal strength is a shortcoming."

"However, this can also be forgiven. He also apologized later, saying that he was young, unable to speak, and expressed improperly."

"But, do you know what I am most angry about?"

"The adjective 'green tea' is very popular now. Let me give you an example. A girl said to another girl in front of everyone, "You must not do this, or something, it is very bad to do this." ""

"After a while, he said to the girl in front of everyone: "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that this is beneficial to you, so you can do it, I just made a suggestion, you don't have to listen to me, you can Don't care about everyone's eyes.After all, it's good for you to do so! "

Li Dan looked angry, widened his small eyes and said, "Tell me, is this green tea?"

The audience followed Li Dan's way of thinking and found that this was indeed the case.

Li Xiao's behavior, understood in this way, seems to be no different from green tea.

"Hey, I'm so mad!!!"

Li Dan fanned himself to cool down.

This move finally made the audience laugh,
He looked at Li Xiao again, with a complicated and fearful expression, and said, "At that time, people on the Internet even gave you a lot of nicknames, such as the truth in the world, tea tearer, tsk tsk tsk. You hide it too well."

"You're not simple, Li Xiao! With your skill, you won't be popular in the entertainment industry in the future. If you come to me, I will take responsibility for you!"

Li Dan said this stalk again, and the audience finally understood it in seconds this time, and laughed instantly.

The venue was already heated up, and the audience slowly followed the rhythm.

Li Xiao, who was sitting alone on one side, kept smiling.

That's right, as long as it's funny, he will clap and boo well.

Most of the firepower is naturally complained about him as the main coffee.

But he still has no other embarrassing emotions, sometimes he will take the time to reply, and sometimes he will nod to express——

You're right, that's how I am!

A thick-skinned, no one cares about himself.

For future guests, it perfectly interprets——

How to be a good main coffee.

Just like Li Dan came up to take the lead, Li Xiao also took the lead for the future main cafe seedlings.

After all, as the boss of the show, it is still very convincing to test yourself.

Having said that, Li Dan's performance is not bad.

The rhythm of speaking, body language, and expression, of course, there is nothing to say.

His rich performance experience has made his unique personal style gradually better.

However, the jokes in the manuscript are not enough, and some of them didn't even play a role.

In other words, the audience was inexperienced and didn't understand what they heard. The atmosphere on the scene became hotter, but it still didn't meet Li Xiao's expectations.

After all, at the moment, talk shows are just a niche culture, and people don't know much about it.

Of course, that's what the scene looks like.

When the show is broadcast, there are so many talents on the Internet, it is difficult to fail to understand.

The jokes of sand sculpture netizens may be more advanced.

Li Xiao glanced at the auditorium where the atmosphere was getting higher and higher, put away his thoughts, and looked at Huang Lei who came to the stage.

For Huang Lei, who has many years of working experience, there is no doubt that this is a small scene.

But I have to say, it is very novel and innovative.

Huang Lei took off the microphone from the stand, stood easily, with his right hand in his pocket, his right leg protruding slightly, making a pose similar to that of a model showing off his long legs when taking photos.

There is an internal taste.

——A greasy middle-aged man.

The audience immediately cheered and laughed, and Zhang Shangwei stood up excitedly. It was as if he had met his confidant. He clenched his right hand into a fist and lightly smashed his chest. Then, he raised his hands towards Huang Lei and shouted loudly:
"respect!!!"

Shouting 'respect' almost made everyone go crazy with laughter.

Li Xiao also patted the chair vigorously and laughed, this is not a script, Zhang Shangwei responded on the spot.

By the way, although the complaints are all scripted, the few people who took the stage in front of them had a lot of improvisation.

Even Huang Lei's greasy movements were improvised, and Zhang Shangwei's cooperation made the effect burst.

At this time, Zhang Shangwei's eyes were upward, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and his air was sullen.

"I wonder if you still dare to say that middle-aged men are greasy, respect, are you the only ones who would?" Everyone seemed to be able to get this information from Zhang Shangwei's face.

After the laughter subsided, Huang Lei said, "Did you see that? A middle-aged man who is despised by you and who has been trying to keep up with the social trend."

As he spoke, he paused for a moment, and said sincerely with a slight pleading tone: "Respect, we must respect each other and respect each other!"

Another improvisation, and it worked out pretty well.

Unlike the previous guests, Huang Lei got to the point, turned his attention to Li Xiao, and directly complained about the main character, "Li Xiao, do you all know each other?"

"Know!" The audience below shouted in response.

"Hey, this is my godson."

Huang Lei raised his eyebrows, smiled triumphantly, and said, "Then let me tell you about his childhood."

"Li Xiao was very cute when I was a child, and he would sweetly call me godfather when we met."

"It's not like it is now. When it gets hot, call me Teacher Huang."

Speaking of this, Huang Lei sighed in a timely manner, showing the sadness of "the child has grown up and his wings have hardened".

Huang Lei spoke smoothly and with a good rhythm.

After all, he is an actor, and his expressions and actions complement each other perfectly.

Then He Jiong and Peng Peng played one after another and played very well.

He Jiong even has a lot of improvisation, and all of them have very good results. He is worthy of being the pillar of Mango Stage.

The performances of several talk show actors were also very good. Among them, Li Xiao was very impressed by Muzi.

The jokes about the tank are full of jokes.

There is another characteristic of his performance, that is, he is more down-to-earth, and what he says is very real.

The most important point is that he is rather ruthless and really dares to complain.

Of course, it doesn't mean that other people are afraid to complain, it's just that they are a little bit reticent.

Guzi, directly asked He Jiong, why did Li Xiao invite Zhang Shangwei to be the host instead of him.

Questioned the relationship between He Jiong and Li Xiao, doubted that they usually acted.

Otherwise, Li Xiao felt that He Jiong's professional level was not as good as that of Zhang Shangwei.

At the same time, to the two generals, the two parties did not express anything, but the audience who watched were nervous.

"So far, everyone's performance is still online, and I'm the only one left." Li Xiao thought, and when the talk show performers on the stage returned to their seats, he stood up and walked towards the stage.

Finally, when Li Xiao arrived, the students and audience below cheered and applauded heartily.

"Look, look, look."

Li Xiao looked at the guest seats, and drew a semicircle towards the audience seats, "See, this is the difference between me and you! This is the treatment of superstars!"

The audience below cheered even louder, giving Li Xiao enough face.

"OK OK."

Li Xiao pressed his hands together and said with a smile, "We just need to let these people know the difference, and we can't bully people too much."

"Really? The popular fried chicken on the talk show?"

As he said that, his humble and peaceful smile immediately turned into disdain. Li Xiao stared straight at Li Dan, then turned his eyes away, as if talking to such a person would lose his identity.

When his eyes turned back, Li Xiao didn't speak. Just when everyone thought he was improvising and forgot the manuscript, he spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders, and his face was extremely smug.

"I can't help it. I'm just too popular. Being too popular is also a kind of distress!"

The extreme body language, coupled with the beating tone, made the audience burst into laughter.

"What's wrong, am I proud?"

Li Xiao raised his eyebrows, that invincible appearance perfectly explained what it meant to talk nonsense with open eyes.

Are you proud?

Give you wings, you can rush out of the universe!
"Guzi, do you understand?"

Li Xiao continued to improvise, "I am such a popular superstar, who should I find to be the host, and I need a reason?"

Guzi hurriedly cupped his hands and said yes, the audience couldn't stop laughing, they didn't expect Li Xiao's shamelessness to be played to such an extent.

"The entertainment industry is a big dye vat. Many people must have heard this sentence."

"Everyone's success is inseparable from hard work."

"You can't just look at the glamor of successful people after success, but also look at how much hard work and heartache they have experienced behind them."

"It's like me, indeed, I admit that I am very popular and famous now, and the salary and so on, the price is also very objective."

"But, you know, how did I get this?"

"Time seems to be very short, but, step by step, do you know how hard it is?"

Li Xiao stopped, looked at the silent audience, took a deep breath, and said in a deep voice, "Actually, I don't know either."

"I seem to have just let it be, somehow, become famous like this." He put on that look of needing to be beaten again.

Spread your hands together, wearing a deep white dress.

"."

The audience woke up from the emotion created by Li Xiao, their eyes widened, unable to speak for a long time.

(End of this chapter)