That's how I became famous

Chapter 695 You come and I go, slightly better

No matter how painful life is, life still has to be lived.

"Let's talk about rent and electricity bills." Huang Lei waved his hand, signaling that everyone should not keep frowning.

Li Xiao nodded, "Yes, let's talk about it when the guests come."

After finishing speaking, he walked out the door and said, "I don't know which lucky guest will come tomorrow."

After taking a nap, his mouth was dry and he was disturbed by Wang Zhengyu before he could drink water. Li Xiao went to the kitchen, took out the chilled watermelon, cut a piece and ate it.

It was only a piece of watermelon that allowed Li Xiao to walk out of the air-conditioned room in the hot afternoon. As for the air conditioner in the house, Teacher He had already turned it off as soon as he heard that he had to pay the electricity bill, and everyone walked out of the living room.

When a person just woke up and suddenly ate ice, he would get dizzy, and Li Xiao would do this sometimes, but he was so angry that Wang Zhengyu made him want to eat ice.

Peng Peng was not afraid either, and started to chew on a piece of watermelon.

Set aside a few pieces of watermelon, and wait for Mr. Huang and the others to calm their stomachs before eating. Li Xiao peeled and cut the remaining watermelon into pieces, and then put them into the juicer.

The best thing is that this is still a seedless watermelon, which tastes good, and the step of removing seeds is omitted when juicing.

Li Xiao walked out of the yard, glanced at the working shed, saw that Wang Zhengyu was not there, went back to the kitchen, poured some cups of water into the jug of watermelon juice, then poured out disposable paper cups, counted them, there were thirteen cups in total .

He waved to Huang Lei under the gazebo, and Peng Peng walked in. When he saw the watermelon juice, he wanted to have a drink, but Huang Lei held his hand.

This old fox knew what Li Xiao was going to do as soon as he saw the watermelon juice put in a disposable paper cup.

Hearing the two whispered a few words, Peng Peng also understood what was going on, followed by a smirk, and the three of them went to the working shed together with watermelon juice.

The working shed is what Li Xiao and the others call it. There are quite a few staff members in the program group. There are thirty or forty people on the scene, who handle all kinds of work. In addition to the monitoring room, there is a sunshade beside it.

"Xiao Yang, come here, you have worked hard, drink a cup to relieve the heat."

"Uncle Hu, come drink some watermelon juice."

"Sister Meimei, look at your dry lips, drink a glass of iced watermelon juice!"

"There's not enough watermelon juice, drink it together to moisten your throat, and wait until tomorrow to pick watermelon to ensure that everyone has a share."

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The three greeted each other, He Jiong guessed their purpose immediately when he saw this scene, and took Fengmei to greet them.

Needless to say, the tacit understanding between the members of Mushroom House.

"No, no, thank you."

"Thank you, I'm not thirsty."

"Director Wang explained that we can't take what you give us."

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Failed!
Now there are more than 20 employees, but no one drinks watermelon juice!

Some were indeed thirsty, gulping down the watermelon juice, but they refused to drink it.

Damn Wang Zhengyu!

The plan to make a fortune was shattered immediately, Huang Lei looked at Li Xiao, and the others also looked at Li Xiao, wondering if there was anything he could do.

Li Xiao thought for a while, took the watermelon juice and walked up to a choreographer sister who was always nice to him, gritted his teeth, and said coquettishly, "Sister Meimei, drink it!"

But then again, the female staff members of the program group are all Li Xiao's older sisters in terms of age, and they all treat him first and foremost. Sometimes they will give Li Xiao some of the snacks they eat.

The number of times Li Xiao acted like a baby can only be counted on one's fingers, not to mention acting like a baby to her, Xiaomei's heart softened when facing this situation for the first time.

Xiaomei bit her lip lightly, and just about to take it, the male colleague at the side, Li Xiao's follower Lao Luo, stopped her and said, "Xiaoxiao, Xiaomei like you will have her salary deducted."

He has been tricked before, and Wang Zhengyu has already taken precautions. He told the staff not to ask for anything from the guests, yes, anything!

Nothing!
Even if they say they don't need money, they can't ask for it!
Huaxia culture is extensive and profound. You don’t need money, but you can also ask for other things. There are too many pitfalls.

Hearing this, Li Xiao swallowed back the words of threatening Lao Luo. He can cheat the program crew, or Wang Zhengyu, but he can't affect other people's things other than the program.

This is Xiaoxiao!He acted like a baby to me!
Xiaomei hesitated for a moment, and said, "It's okay, maybe Director Wang was just joking."

"Forget about Miss Meimei, Director Wang is too foolish." Li Xiao shook his head and laughed.

Immediately he thought of something again, and he quickly asked: "Sister Meimei, Uncle Luo, do you still remember what Director Wang said at that time?"

How do you say it?The two recalled it.

"It seems to mean that you can't take your things, even if you say you don't want money."

"Yes, and then I said that if I asked for something, I would deduct a month's bonus."

Xiaomei and Lao Luo said one after the other.

"Director Wang, you can't trust us too much!" Peng Peng said with a dull face, he didn't expect Wang Zhengyu to take such precautions against them.

Huang Lei even scolded directly: "Wang Zhengyu is really not human, we treat him as a friend, what does he think of us?!"

Li Xiao didn't care about them, and asked again: "Are you sure, you didn't say anything else besides these?"

Xiaomei and Lao Luo wondered why Li Xiao was asking these questions, thought about it, asked other colleagues, and nodded with certainty.

"That's easy to do!"

Li Xiao clapped his hands.

Everyone became more and more surprised, only Huang Lei thought of something, and said with a strange expression: "You boy, you are really sorry."

Li Xiao said happily, "He just said you can't have it, but he didn't say you can't buy it!"

This ability to exploit loopholes in speech and rules is really amazing. Peng Peng's eyes widened, and he called out to the experts, and then happily shouted: "Yes, yes, we didn't give watermelon juice, you can't take it, we It was sold to you, and you need to pay for it!"

Li Xiao said with a smile: "Peng Peng is right, we sold it to you personally, even if Wang Zhengyu is the director, he has no right to care whether you spend money or not, right?"

Several people immediately joined the lobbying, and the staff were all persuaded, especially some older sisters. It's a pity that Li Xiao stopped acting like a baby this time.

In other words, he wasn't being persuaded. Although Li Xiao's actions were unreasonable, according to what he said, he didn't violate Wang Zhengyu's explanation.

Moreover, the camera was still recording. Some people thought that Li Xiao was talking nonsense, but after thinking about it, this is also a very good program effect, so it's better to cooperate with it.

In this way, if he said that he was doing it for the effect of the program, Director Wang could only talk about it, and he would not blame him too much.

"Okay, how much is a cup?"

For Li Xiao's coquettishness to her, Xiaomei was going to risk it all, planning to face the penalty of salary deduction, but now she took out her wallet and wanted to give money.

"Five, 20 yuan a cup!"

Li Xiao wanted to ask for 50 yuan directly, but Li Xiao thought about it. This is a bit too much. It is not sure that the staff will be punished, and the most important thing is that it will scare them.

20 yuan for a disposable paper cup of watermelon juice is also very expensive. As for letting the employees pay for it themselves, it’s okay. have a meal.

The staff didn't think too much about whether it was expensive or not. After all, these guests, even the youngest Fengmei, had given them gifts and invited them to dinner at the end of each season's filming.

Under the awning, the temperature is as high as 30 degrees. Of course, there is some water to drink, but at this time, a glass of iced and delicious watermelon juice can be said to increase vitality.

The thirteen cups of watermelon juice were swept away, and even Lao Luo, who came out to stop him, held a cup in his hand, just a little, not daring to take a big sip, and tasted it happily.

The ones who didn't grab it licked their lips regretfully, and fought and fought for a drink if they had a good relationship.

At this time, Huang Lei and Peng Peng came out with a few more glasses of watermelon juice, and when the employees were paying, they went back and disposed of the watermelon that Li Xiao had specially set aside.

A large watermelon field, when will the watermelon not be eaten?

But money can only be earned this time, and Wang Zhengyu will definitely not give them another chance in the future.

Wang Zhengyu just came out after going to the toilet, and he was a little runny today, cursing in his heart that the first day of the show was not going well, so he saw the scene where Li Xiao and the others were selling watermelon juice.

"What are you doing?" Seeing Li Xiao counting the money, Wang Zhengyu shouted anxiously.

Li Xiao raised the money in Yang's hand, "We sell watermelon juice, but you are late, Director Wang, we have already sold out, if you want it, wait a minute, we will go to the watermelon field to pick watermelons, and we will guarantee that they are fresh and delicious." Watermelon juice, or seedless watermelon!"

Wang Zhengyu was too lazy to argue with Li Xiao, so he walked over quickly and stared at the employees.

Lao Luo didn't dare to sip and sip, so he quickly drank it, wiped his mouth clean, and said with a smile: "Director Wang, we bought it ourselves."

"Didn't I tell you to stare at them?!" Wang Zhengyu felt that he had been stabbed in the back, and Lao Luo actually drank it too!
Huang Lei who just said that Wang Zhengyu is not human, the two brothers put their good looks on Wang Zhengyu's shoulders, "Zhengyu, you didn't say that employees can't buy things with their own money, you just said that they can't take our things, They didn’t ask for it in vain, they gave money.”

Huang Lei raised his eyebrows at Li Xiao, "Tell Director Wang, how much money have we made?"

Li Xiao clapped his palms with banknotes of different denominations, "It's not too much, it's only 180 yuan, which is less than 200 yuan. Speaking of which, I haven't earned enough electricity bills for three days. This business is a loss!"

Can't I mean that?

You earned 180 yuan for going to the toilet, what the fuck?
Wang Zhengyu wanted to cry, but he didn't say much, he just said loudly: "From now on, you must never have any transactions with the host guests, no matter if it's money or barter, it won't work for free!"

He purposely said it to Li Xiao and the others. Wang Zhengyu looked at Li Xiao, "You came up with this idea, right? You're such a thief!"

"There is nowhere!"

Li Xiao scratched his head, looking shy, trying not to make Wang Dao angry.

Wang Zhengyu didn't say anything more, called Lao Luo up, and walked back to the monitoring room.

"Director Wang, your guess is really accurate!"

As soon as he entered the monitoring room, Lao Luo said: "Xiaoxiao is a real chicken thief. Sure enough, he quickly caught the loophole this time."

It turned out that Wang Zhengyu thought of the loopholes in his words early in the morning!
There is no script in Mushroom House. Some things may develop unexpectedly interesting, but they may also be too dull.

According to Li Xiao's performance in the past, Wang Zhengyu deliberately prepared for this, why did he go so far as to tell the staff, just don't say no, anyway, the result is the same.

It's different, the program team has suffered this kind of loss before, if they are fooled again, the audience will definitely say it's a script, so Wang Zhengyu made a preparation once, and ordered Lao Luo without telling other employees.

After all, Lao Luo is Li Xiao's follower, and he has appeared on camera before. If no one comes out to remind him, maybe the staff will ignore his words and just ignore them. It's too much like a script.

For a variety show that obviously has no script, it takes a lot of effort to prove that the show really has no script.

"A chicken thief is a chicken thief, but it's just too annoying!"

Wang Zhengyu wasn't sure if Li Xiao would catch this loophole, but this time he caught it and achieved his goal, but that look of embarrassment was really a bit irritating
Out of anger, Wang Zhengyu opened the door of the monitoring room and shouted towards the courtyard: "Hey, remember to pay the rent of 400 yuan, and also, pay the electricity bill before twelve o'clock tonight, otherwise the power will be cut off!"

Huh, comfortable!
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Not to mention, Wang Zhengyu's yelling really got a little out of his mind.

Including living expenses, they now only have 380 yuan, and the rent is [-] yuan.
There is a long way to make money, and there is a long way to go!

No matter what, everyone was happy to earn 180 yuan without any effort, 180 yuan, that's [-] catties of watermelon!

Thinking of this, I feel much better.

"There is no problem with the electricity bill. We will wait for the guests to pay for the rent. What do you want to eat tonight?" Huang Lei said with a smile.

It's almost four o'clock, and it's time to prepare dinner.

"Braised pork!"

"Boiled fish!"

“Chili Fried Pork!”

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One and two ordered the name of the dish.

"Okay!" Huang Lei agreed. He is willing to cook for these people and likes to cook for them.

Huang Lei turned around and shouted towards the monitoring room: "Wang Zhengyu, Wang Zhengyu!"

"what?"

Director Wang came out, crossed his arms and raised his eyebrows. What the hell is going on?

"It's ready to make dinner, prepare some ingredients for us, and buy them at normal prices!"

"Don't worry, the price of our mushroom house has always been normal." Wang Zhengyu smiled sincerely.

"How much is the pork belly and grass carp per catty?" Huang Lei sighed, but still had some hope.

"Pork belly is 30 yuan a catty, and grass carp is 20 yuan a catty."

Huang Lei immediately lost interest in Wang Zhengyu's quotation, and was about to go out to buy vegetables by himself, but the price was almost three times as expensive. (The price of pork has not yet increased.)
"That's right! Teacher Huang, wait a moment."

Wang Zhengyu said: "Our Mushroom House provides purchasing service. If you are busy sometimes, you can ask our staff to help you buy vegetables in the vegetable market. It is not expensive. The purchasing fee is only 50 yuan once."

Huang Lei ignored him, and told the others to go out to buy groceries. They don't need to work, and it's good for everyone to go out for a stroll together.

Looking back at the smiling Wang Zhengyu, there are pitfalls everywhere!Li Xiao could tell that this season must be harder than the previous two.

(End of this chapter)