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Chapter 136 I want to break the corn experience package!
Chapter 136 I want to break the corn experience package!
Zhang Ye, who had lost his mind, ran out excitedly all the way, and then saw the three "real chickens" in Teacher He's basket outside the door.
"That's it? That's it? That's it?" Seeing clearly the thing in Teacher He's hand, Zhang Ye's face was full of tears. Forgive me for thinking too much.
This really makes me happy for nothing, who hasn't seen such a chicken?Sighing, Zhang Ye, who lost the slightest interest, turned around and walked into the house.
When did Mr. He see a live chicken?Naturally, I was very excited when I saw it. Seeing that Zhang Ye turned around and left, he quickly called Zhang Ye, "Little Ye Zi, this is a real chicken, have you seen it? You must have never seen it, it is alive! It can move! "
The more Teacher He shouted from behind, the faster Zhang Ye ran. It was really embarrassing.
Teacher Zhang Ye and Teacher He walked into the courtyard, and they ran into Teacher Huang who came out head-on.Seeing Zhang Ye ignoring him, Teacher He excitedly followed Teacher Huang to show off, "Mr. Huang, it's a real chicken, alive and able to move."
Seeing He Ling's excited look, Huang Shi laughed directly, "You can still eat it."
After being stabbed by Huang Shi, Mr. He quickly woke up and straightened his position.Both Zhang Ye and Huang Shi are not good people. What kind of chicken could be in the eyes of two cooks?That must be a dish!
In order to avoid the fate of the three chickens being eaten, Teacher He quickly named them: Xiaobai, Xiaohuang, and Xiaohua.
In this way, three new family members ushered in the mushroom house.
After welcoming the three flying guys, Zhang Ye and Mr. He were about to go out to break corn.The braised pork ramen last night made them still owe the program crew dozens of corns.
The wicked Li Ming actually gave them "usury". Originally, pork worth 20 corns was sold for 60 yuan. I have to say it is really bad!
After putting on the basket, Zhang Ye and Teacher He went to the ground together.In the farmland in the back mountain, the two also saw a lot of vegetables and fruits, which do not use corn, and as long as they are picked, they will belong to the three of them.
Seeing so many vegetables, Zhang Ye was heartbroken. If he had known, he would have come here to pick vegetables yesterday.Why use usury to eat pork?
Faced with Zhang Ye's heartache, Teacher He also nodded to express his heartache.
It's cool to eat, but it's really time to break the corn, the two of them are really a bit Muggle.
When they came to the field, Zhang Ye and Mr. He divided the labor and began to break the corn in the field.It's just that when the two of them moved their hands, it can only be described as touchingly efficient.
The farmer uncle watched the rhythm that he was afraid he would be pissed off.
Although Zhang Ye grew up in the countryside in his previous life and did farm work since he was a child, he seldom went to the fields since he entered high school.After going to university, I never went to the farm. As a result, my hometown was demolished within two years. Now I have no land to do even if I want to go to the farm.
Zhang Ye is always like this, so Teacher He is even more like this. He grew up in the city, and he would be excited for a long time when he saw a live chicken. Pointing at him can break corn?That is simply asking the priest to buy Buddhist beads-wrong idea.
There is a saying in the countryside that work should be done as soon as possible, which means that work should be done in the morning.It gets hot at noon, and in the afternoon it's like a sauna, and when it cools down in the evening, it will be dark.
This is true in the north, and even more so in the south.
So Zhang Ye and He Ling struggled in the field for more than half an hour, and carried a basket of corn, but in the end, they counted less than a hundred...
Zhang Ye and Mr. He were breaking corn in the field, and Mr. Huang was not idle. In order to prepare cold beer for Dandan and his wife, he directly peeled melon seeds and fried a catty of melon seeds for a can of cold beer. Not easy.
Five people are five catties of melon seeds. When Zhang Ye and Teacher He came back, Teacher Huang was holding the sunflower, peeling the sunflower seeds and flying away.
After Zhang Ye poured out the corn from the basket on his back and counted it, Zhang Ye and He Ling were dumbfounded, "Why are there so many?"
Zhang Ye couldn't believe it.
Looking at the few thirty or forty corns on the ground, Teacher He also looked desperate, "I thought there were more than 100."
At this moment, Mr. He finally felt in his heart that Li Ming's meat was too expensive last night, and the two of them had been busy all morning, but they still hadn't paid off the meat they owed. How could they entertain Sister Dandan?
You can't really just drink five cans of cold beer.
"More than 100? Lao He, you are good at mathematics." He squinted at the few scattered corn on the ground, and then looked at Teacher He's face, Huang Shi couldn't help but smile.
Faced with Huang Shi's teasing, Teacher He also lost his temper. In the end, Zhang Ye had no choice but to head into the field with Teacher He again.
What should I do if the corn is not enough?Continue to break.
"Mr. He, we can't finish this whole thing. Carrying thirty or forty corns at a time is already quite heavy. It takes such a long way to go back and forth. Let's pay off what we owed yesterday, plus today's sister Dandan I'm afraid we won't be able to finish the meals until dark. We need to find a means of transportation." Zhang Ye discussed with Teacher He while walking with a bamboo basket on his back.
As for the several photographers following behind, they looked like burly men, but they were useless. They were all made of wood, so they couldn't be counted on for work.
"That makes sense, but where can I find transportation these days?" Wen Yan, Teacher He nodded in empathy, and then began to worry about transportation.
"This is the countryside. There should be a donkey cart. Let's borrow a donkey cart and everything will be settled."
"Donkey cart? Ye Zi, can you still drive a donkey cart?"
Zhang Ye: "..."
Do donkey carts still work?Don't they all leave as soon as they are kicked out?Zhang Ye took it for granted.
With a plan in place, the two of them did not rush up the mountain to break the corn, but started looking for it on the side of the road to see if there was a donkey cart.
Then the result of the search was that the donkey cart was not found, but one was found in the row.
"Mr. He, look there, there is a row car!"
"Pay the car? What is that?" Mr. He, who had never been in the countryside since childhood, expressed his incomprehension.
Then Zhang Ye ran to the side of the road and lifted the car, and said to Mr. He, "This is the car."
"If you were replaced by a donkey, wouldn't this just be a donkey cart?" Seeing Zhang Ye's demonstration, He Ling suddenly realized.
Zhang Ye: "..."
Teacher He, can we still have fun together?He can imagine what he will be like in the later stage.
After finding the means of transportation, Mr. He used his face-scrubbing skills to find farmers who went to prostitutes for nothing.
After getting permission to borrow a car, the two pulled the car and walked up the mountain.
Coming to the field again, this time with tools, the two of them are also ready to do a big job.But Zhang Ye knew very well that he and Mr. He were of good quality, doing farm work?It can't be done at all, okay?
So Zhang Ye began to call out to the system again in his heart, "Dad System, I want to customize a corn-breaking experience package, a large one!"
system:"……"
(End of this chapter)
Zhang Ye, who had lost his mind, ran out excitedly all the way, and then saw the three "real chickens" in Teacher He's basket outside the door.
"That's it? That's it? That's it?" Seeing clearly the thing in Teacher He's hand, Zhang Ye's face was full of tears. Forgive me for thinking too much.
This really makes me happy for nothing, who hasn't seen such a chicken?Sighing, Zhang Ye, who lost the slightest interest, turned around and walked into the house.
When did Mr. He see a live chicken?Naturally, I was very excited when I saw it. Seeing that Zhang Ye turned around and left, he quickly called Zhang Ye, "Little Ye Zi, this is a real chicken, have you seen it? You must have never seen it, it is alive! It can move! "
The more Teacher He shouted from behind, the faster Zhang Ye ran. It was really embarrassing.
Teacher Zhang Ye and Teacher He walked into the courtyard, and they ran into Teacher Huang who came out head-on.Seeing Zhang Ye ignoring him, Teacher He excitedly followed Teacher Huang to show off, "Mr. Huang, it's a real chicken, alive and able to move."
Seeing He Ling's excited look, Huang Shi laughed directly, "You can still eat it."
After being stabbed by Huang Shi, Mr. He quickly woke up and straightened his position.Both Zhang Ye and Huang Shi are not good people. What kind of chicken could be in the eyes of two cooks?That must be a dish!
In order to avoid the fate of the three chickens being eaten, Teacher He quickly named them: Xiaobai, Xiaohuang, and Xiaohua.
In this way, three new family members ushered in the mushroom house.
After welcoming the three flying guys, Zhang Ye and Mr. He were about to go out to break corn.The braised pork ramen last night made them still owe the program crew dozens of corns.
The wicked Li Ming actually gave them "usury". Originally, pork worth 20 corns was sold for 60 yuan. I have to say it is really bad!
After putting on the basket, Zhang Ye and Teacher He went to the ground together.In the farmland in the back mountain, the two also saw a lot of vegetables and fruits, which do not use corn, and as long as they are picked, they will belong to the three of them.
Seeing so many vegetables, Zhang Ye was heartbroken. If he had known, he would have come here to pick vegetables yesterday.Why use usury to eat pork?
Faced with Zhang Ye's heartache, Teacher He also nodded to express his heartache.
It's cool to eat, but it's really time to break the corn, the two of them are really a bit Muggle.
When they came to the field, Zhang Ye and Mr. He divided the labor and began to break the corn in the field.It's just that when the two of them moved their hands, it can only be described as touchingly efficient.
The farmer uncle watched the rhythm that he was afraid he would be pissed off.
Although Zhang Ye grew up in the countryside in his previous life and did farm work since he was a child, he seldom went to the fields since he entered high school.After going to university, I never went to the farm. As a result, my hometown was demolished within two years. Now I have no land to do even if I want to go to the farm.
Zhang Ye is always like this, so Teacher He is even more like this. He grew up in the city, and he would be excited for a long time when he saw a live chicken. Pointing at him can break corn?That is simply asking the priest to buy Buddhist beads-wrong idea.
There is a saying in the countryside that work should be done as soon as possible, which means that work should be done in the morning.It gets hot at noon, and in the afternoon it's like a sauna, and when it cools down in the evening, it will be dark.
This is true in the north, and even more so in the south.
So Zhang Ye and He Ling struggled in the field for more than half an hour, and carried a basket of corn, but in the end, they counted less than a hundred...
Zhang Ye and Mr. He were breaking corn in the field, and Mr. Huang was not idle. In order to prepare cold beer for Dandan and his wife, he directly peeled melon seeds and fried a catty of melon seeds for a can of cold beer. Not easy.
Five people are five catties of melon seeds. When Zhang Ye and Teacher He came back, Teacher Huang was holding the sunflower, peeling the sunflower seeds and flying away.
After Zhang Ye poured out the corn from the basket on his back and counted it, Zhang Ye and He Ling were dumbfounded, "Why are there so many?"
Zhang Ye couldn't believe it.
Looking at the few thirty or forty corns on the ground, Teacher He also looked desperate, "I thought there were more than 100."
At this moment, Mr. He finally felt in his heart that Li Ming's meat was too expensive last night, and the two of them had been busy all morning, but they still hadn't paid off the meat they owed. How could they entertain Sister Dandan?
You can't really just drink five cans of cold beer.
"More than 100? Lao He, you are good at mathematics." He squinted at the few scattered corn on the ground, and then looked at Teacher He's face, Huang Shi couldn't help but smile.
Faced with Huang Shi's teasing, Teacher He also lost his temper. In the end, Zhang Ye had no choice but to head into the field with Teacher He again.
What should I do if the corn is not enough?Continue to break.
"Mr. He, we can't finish this whole thing. Carrying thirty or forty corns at a time is already quite heavy. It takes such a long way to go back and forth. Let's pay off what we owed yesterday, plus today's sister Dandan I'm afraid we won't be able to finish the meals until dark. We need to find a means of transportation." Zhang Ye discussed with Teacher He while walking with a bamboo basket on his back.
As for the several photographers following behind, they looked like burly men, but they were useless. They were all made of wood, so they couldn't be counted on for work.
"That makes sense, but where can I find transportation these days?" Wen Yan, Teacher He nodded in empathy, and then began to worry about transportation.
"This is the countryside. There should be a donkey cart. Let's borrow a donkey cart and everything will be settled."
"Donkey cart? Ye Zi, can you still drive a donkey cart?"
Zhang Ye: "..."
Do donkey carts still work?Don't they all leave as soon as they are kicked out?Zhang Ye took it for granted.
With a plan in place, the two of them did not rush up the mountain to break the corn, but started looking for it on the side of the road to see if there was a donkey cart.
Then the result of the search was that the donkey cart was not found, but one was found in the row.
"Mr. He, look there, there is a row car!"
"Pay the car? What is that?" Mr. He, who had never been in the countryside since childhood, expressed his incomprehension.
Then Zhang Ye ran to the side of the road and lifted the car, and said to Mr. He, "This is the car."
"If you were replaced by a donkey, wouldn't this just be a donkey cart?" Seeing Zhang Ye's demonstration, He Ling suddenly realized.
Zhang Ye: "..."
Teacher He, can we still have fun together?He can imagine what he will be like in the later stage.
After finding the means of transportation, Mr. He used his face-scrubbing skills to find farmers who went to prostitutes for nothing.
After getting permission to borrow a car, the two pulled the car and walked up the mountain.
Coming to the field again, this time with tools, the two of them are also ready to do a big job.But Zhang Ye knew very well that he and Mr. He were of good quality, doing farm work?It can't be done at all, okay?
So Zhang Ye began to call out to the system again in his heart, "Dad System, I want to customize a corn-breaking experience package, a large one!"
system:"……"
(End of this chapter)
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