little village monster

Chapter 690 The Reason For Being So Stupid
"Giggle..."

Even after realizing it, this guy's words still made people laugh. The two girls, Jian Yu, Bai Xiaochun, covered their mouths and chuckled again, their eyes curved into crescent moons.

The corners of the mouth are slightly upturned, and the smile is like a blooming firework!

Even Ye Chen couldn't help admiring--peerless beauty!

Not to mention the guy who drools when he sees a beautiful woman...

The wailing and scolding guy didn't say a word, he just stared at Jianyu Bai Xiaochun without blinking. Just the two of them made him overwhelmed and dazzled.

boom!
The guy who flew upside down fell heavily on the ground and woke up again.

Gululu got up, ran towards Ye Chen, and said angrily: "Human, you dare to play me, believe it or not, I ate you today?"

"Do not believe!"

Ye Chen chuckled: "You can eat it if you want, it depends on you don't have that ability!"

"oops!"

Seeing that Ye Chen was even more tugging than him, this guy was very upset. He tore off the animal skin clothes on his body and threw it on the ground, angrily said: "Come on, shameful human being, I won't show my power today..."

puff……

Just rushed to Ye Chen's side, and was hit in the lower abdomen by Ye Chen's fist!

"Ow..."

After being hit hard, the guy screamed and fell to the ground, tired, clutching his stomach, and rolling around.

Ten seconds later, with a low moan, it suddenly stopped moving!

"..."

Looking at the guy pretending to be dead, Ye Chen was speechless, MMP, I don't know the strength of my own shot, the pain is inevitable, but it will definitely not hurt to death.

"Why are you so careless?"

Of course, Ye Chen didn't tear it apart, and sighed: "After all, it's a fresh life, and I was punched to death by the young master just like that!"

"What the hell, human kid, you still have a little conscience, I was beaten to death by you, so let's go!"

"Stop babbling here, it's annoying!"

Hearing Ye Chen's words, the guy who pretended to be dead was proud of himself, lightly twitched his aching stomach, and cursed in a low voice: "Fuck, human boy, you're so hard on yourself!"

"It's really weird. It's incredible that I can defeat Lao Tzu even though I don't have any cultivation base!"

"Hey, let's die if you die, there is no other way!"

Jian Yu sighed: "Let's continue on our way!"

"Isn't it appropriate for us to leave his body here like this?"

Bai Xiaochun grabbed the two people who were about to leave, and said in a mournful voice, "After all, it's a monster from the Demon Realm, so let's bury it."

"Fuck, hurry up, what to bury, I'm not dead, don't bury it, what a waste of your time?"

Hearing Jian Yu's words, that guy was very happy, but when he heard Bai Xiaochun's words, his face was full of displeasure. Although he closed his eyes and pretended to be dead, his expression was very rich.

Seeing Jian Yu, Bai Xiaochun almost couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Forget it, it's too troublesome to bury it, I think it's better to burn it directly!" Ye Chen suppressed a smile.

Whoosh!
Before the words fell, the guy pretending to be dead jumped up like a spring, pointed at Ye Chen and said angrily: "Human boy, your heart is really cruel."

"I'm dead, but you still don't let my body go, why are you so cruel?"

"You are not worthy of being a human being!"

"And you, and you, you are so beautiful, so cute, so fair, so tender, why do you want to bury me?"

After scolding Ye Chen, he turned to look at Bai Xiaochun, and said angrily, "Don't you guys know, I'm just pretending to be dead?"

"..."

It seemed that, realizing that he had said something wrong, he hurriedly covered his mouth.

puff!
puff!
puff!
After playing enough, the fun is over, Ye Chen stopped wasting time with him and punched him in the stomach.

In just two hits, he beat the guy half to death, rolled up and fell to the ground, howling continuously, this time, it was the kind of heart-piercing pain.

I felt like my stomach was overwhelmed, as if a strong wind was blowing. I really wanted to vomit, but I couldn't vomit anything.

"Human boy..."

puff!
I wanted to say something, but Ye Chen stepped on my face and said with a smile: "Just now, I thought I was a bully, and you wanted to take over my woman?"

"I still want to eat my master!"

"No, no, no, absolutely not!"

This guy shook his head like a rattle, quickly denied it, and forced a smile: "Hey, really not, really, trust me!"

"If you don't want to die, get up quickly!"

"I don't want to die, I absolutely don't want to die, whoever wants to die is a bastard!"

Hearing this, Gu Lu immediately got up, nodded and bowed beside Ye Chen, and glanced at Jian Yu Bai Xiaochun, showing a trace of regret.

"What's the situation with you, don't tell the young master about avenging the tribe!"

Ye Chen pointed to the gray wolf's corpse on the ground, and asked, in order to prevent this guy from continuing to make jokes, he put a little force on the palm of his shoulder.

"No, definitely not!"

Shoulder hurts, not daring to smile, and hastily explained: "This, this is a game we set up, as long as someone shoots them, we will chase them out!"

"Then, ask for some benefits!"

"Hehe, I really didn't expect that with your intelligence, you can come up with such a way!"

Hearing his explanation, Ye Chen stretched out his thumb, it was really not easy.

"That is!"

This guy didn't realize Ye Chen's sarcasm. On the contrary, he felt that Ye Chen was praising him, and raised his head triumphantly: "In our village, I am the representative of intelligence!"

"These methods of mine were all taught to me by my grandfather. My grandfather said that I am the most talented and have the highest IQ!"

"What about humans?"

Ye Chen continued to ask questions.

"Humanity?"

This guy doesn't seem to be very good at lying. Hearing this, he looked up at Ye Chen, hesitated for a while, and finally chose to explain: "Grandpa said that human beings are all stupid, very stupid!"

"If one day you meet humans in the Demon Realm, you don't have to be afraid at all. Just go straight up. They are very afraid of death. As long as you scare them, they will be obedient."

"You guys are the first human beings I've seen. However, it seems to be different from what Grandpa said. I don't know if you guys are stupid or not, but you are not!"

"It turns out that even I can win, this is not stupid!"

"Your grandfather is still alive? Has he seen humans?"

Ye Chen raised his eyebrows, if this guy's answer didn't work, he would die with one palm, and it wouldn't be painful.

"Well, grandpa is still alive, so of course he has seen human beings!"

Hearing Ye Chen's question, he raised his head and gave him a dissatisfied look, as if to say, he is still stupid, if grandpa had never seen a human being, would he have told me so many things?
He didn't realize at all that just now he was only one step away from death.

"Lead the way!"

Ye Chen stopped talking nonsense. Talking to such a person may be a bit fun at first, but after a long time, it will become boring and completely uninteresting.

"Uh-huh!"

Hearing that Ye Chen asked him to go back to the village, this guy was very excited, his eyes were shining brightly.

……

(End of this chapter)