Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 215 How great it would be if the whole world was crowded!

Just when Yu Baibai was entangled in the price of this suit, Jiang Jun stood up and took Yu Baibai's hand again.

"Show me, try a few more." Jiang Jun said softly.

"Oh." Yubai responded obediently.

This time Yu Baibai didn't refuse, not because she didn't care about the price, but because she wanted Jiang Jun to see her beautiful.

Successively, under Jiang Jun's selection, Yu Baibai tried on several more clothes, and every time Yu Baibai walked out of the fitting room, she was differently amazed.

As more and more clothes were tried on, another shopping guide came over, and she quietly pulled aside the shopping guide serving Jiang Jun and Yu Baibai.

"I tried so many clothes and didn't buy them, isn't that good?" the shopping guide wearing glasses said softly.

"It's okay, this gentleman will buy it." The shopping guide smiled.

"Him?" The shopping guide wearing glasses looked Jiang Jun up and down, and said with little confidence, "Do you know how much these clothes add up to, does he look like he can afford it?"

"You can't look at this gentleman." The shopping guide nudged the fish in front of the mirror over there with his nose, and said softly, "You have to look at her."

"Look at her?" The shopping guide wearing glasses was taken aback.

"That's right." The shopping guide said with a smile, "Such a good-looking girl, do you think she is an ordinary person? It's not too much to go to Korea as a trainee with this beauty, right? Since this gentleman can keep such a national beauty Tianxiang-level beauties are not ordinary people after all."

Afterwards, the shopping guide asked back, "Do you think there will be fewer suitors for such a beautiful woman? Since this beauty chose this gentleman, you don't really think that this gentleman is really an ordinary person, do you?"

The shopping guide wearing glasses was taken aback for a moment, and then she stared at Jiang Jun with a strange look, but after staring for a long time, she still couldn't see that Jiang Jun looked like a rich man.

However, since my colleagues have already talked about this, I will wait and see the development of the situation, after all, this matter will eventually have a result.

Before and after, Jiang Jun chose five or six sets of clothes for Yubai.

Yu Baibai, who has tried on five or six sets of clothes in a row, will inevitably sweat even in the cold winter. She reached out to wipe the sweat from her head and said, "Uncle, what about this one?"

"En." Jiang Jun held his chin in a satisfied answer, then patted back, and said, "Success, that's all."

"Uncle, you said there are so many clothes, which one should you choose?" Yu Baibai was confused.

"That..." Jiang Jun looked up at the shopping guide and said with a smile, "Please wrap all these clothes for me."

"Okay sir." The shopping guide turned and left with a smile.

Yu Piao was still struggling with which set to choose. When she heard that the uncle was going to pick up all these clothes, she was a little taken aback. She wondered if she heard it wrong, so she turned her head to look at the uncle behind her in doubt.

Ok?
All inclusive?

When the shopping guide folded the clothes one by one and put them into the shopping bag, Yu Baibai turned pale with fright.

"Wait... wait!" Yu Baibai hurriedly called to stop.

Yu Baibai first smiled at the shopping guide, and then quickly pulled Jiang Jun to a corner where no one was around.

"Uncle, are you crazy?" Yu Baibai whispered.

Jiang Jun asked with a blank face, "What's wrong?"

"What's the matter?" Yu Baibai whispered, "Do you know how much these clothes cost, and they're all covered."

"What's wrong?" Jiang Jun asked suspiciously.

"You stupid!" Yu Baibai pinched Jiang Jun's waist angrily, and scolded, "Where do we get so much money? It hurts to buy one, and you still buy it all?"

"It's winter, you have to have a few different clothes." Jiang Jun said as it should.

"You have the mind to control me, so let's take a look at you first." Yu Baibai tugged at Jiang Jun's cheap clothes angrily, and said, "You can count the sets of clothes on your own with one hand." , if you have this spare money, think about yourself, and you still have the time to buy me so many clothes."

Jiang Jun laughed when he heard this, he changed his posture and looked at the fish, and said with a smile, "Then do you want it or not?"

"Is this a question of whether I want it or not?" Yu said seriously, "We don't have much money, you can just buy me a set of meanings, and you don't need to spend so much money."

"I really didn't want to buy you so many clothes at first, but..." Jiang Jun scratched his head, and said lightly, "But you look good in these few clothes, and then I thought, why not buy them all?" .”

"You—" Yu waved his anger.

Logically speaking, Yubaibai wanted to continue to criticize Jiang Jun, but when the word "you" just came out of her mouth, she suddenly noticed the most critical words in Jiang Jun's words, "You look good in these clothes." , So Yu's pretty face suddenly turned red, and he was so nervous that he couldn't speak.

Women are like this, unlike men, they are all logical when they do things and speak. Women don’t talk about logic, they only talk about emotions. When the man they care about says that they look good, nothing else matters at that moment.

Yu Baibai felt as if he had eaten honey, his brain was dizzy for a while, and his mind was full of Jiang Jun's words that she wore good clothes, his whole body was floating, and he was deeply immersed in the ocean of happiness and couldn't extricate himself.

Jiang Jun saw that Yu Baibai was silent at this time, and immediately mistakenly thought that Yu Baibai might have agreed, so he walked towards the cashier.

"How much?" Jiang Jun asked lightly.

"Sir, the total is 940 six." The shopping guide smiled politely.

"En." Jiang Jun handed over the bank card in his hand to the shopping guide.

At this time, Yu Baibai finally broke free from the ocean of happiness, she ran over quickly and looked at Jiang Jun with a worried face.

"Uncle..." Yu put his arms around Jiang Jun's neck, and his red lips almost kissed Jiang Jun's ear, "Where did you get the money, why don't I pay the bill."

Jiang Jun smiled softly and mocked, "Use a credit card?"

"I..." Yu Baibai didn't dare to look up, she knew that Jiang Jun was teasing her, after all, her identity as not an ordinary girl had long been exposed, even if she didn't need a credit card to pay.

"It's all by credit card. If you use it, I'll pay it back for you. It's the same." Jiang Jun said with a faint smile.

Yu babbled at the sound, raised her head, and looked at Jiang Jun with a bewildered face. Sometimes she really didn't know what Jiang Jun was thinking. If you say she didn't know her identity, she and Du Kun His marriage contract has been exposed; if you want to say that he knows, he seems to be pretending to be stupid. He clearly knew that it was an excuse to swipe his credit card to buy Jiang Jun a suit last time, but now he is pretending to be ignorant.

"Wait!?" Yu Baibai reacted, "Uncle, do you use a credit card?"

At this time, the shopping guide has already paid the bill, Jiang Jun secretly gave the shopping guide a look, and then Jiang Jun flickered with one hand under the table.

Seeing this, the shopping guide understood, and quietly handed the card to Jiang Jun from under the table.

Jiang Jun took the card and said indifferently, "Okay, don't worry about it, you just care about beauty."

"What do you mean leave it alone?" Yu Baibai was about to cry, "You spend so much money, what are we going to eat? You're not starting a business anymore? Are you going to starve me to death?"

Jiang Jun was carrying those shopping bags, smiling without saying a word, just reached out and rubbed the fish's head dotingly.

"Okay, if you want to cry, go home and cry, don't cry here." Jiang Jun said softly.

"No, uncle, how can you swipe your credit card, how can you pay it back..." Yu Baibai muttered.

Just like that, the two left the store.

As soon as Yu Baibai and Jiang Jun walked away, the shopping guide wearing glasses came over on the back.

"Hello." The shopping guide wearing glasses nuzzled the backs of Nu Jiangjun and Yuzhuo with his nose, and said lightly, "See, I said that this man doesn't look rich, but things worth tens of thousands of dollars are still worth it." Credit card required."

"Hey..." The shopping guide wearing glasses shook his head helplessly and sighed, "Although it's cool to buy in advance, who knows who will suffer later."

"How do you know he swiped his credit card?" The shopping guide asked with a faint smile.

"I heard what the beauty said, but you didn't?" the shopping guide wearing glasses asked doubtfully.

"That gentleman didn't use a credit card." The shopping guide laughed.

"No?" The shopping guide wearing glasses looked confused.

"Well, a normal savings card." The shopping guide said flatly.

"Then..." The shopping guide wearing glasses looked in Jiang Jun's direction suspiciously, and asked incomprehensibly, "Then why did he say he was using a credit card?"

Once, when Jiang Jun and Yu Baibai visited this mall for the first time, Yu Baibai bought several sets of suits for Jiang Jun. At that time, Yu Baibai considered his own identity and lied to Jiang Jun that she was actually shopping for a suit. credit card.

Now, when Jiang Jun and Yu Baibai visited this mall for the second time, even though the mall has not changed, the shopping for clothes has not changed. Pai Bai to buy clothes; what has changed is that this time it's Jiang Jun's turn to lie to Yu Pai Pao...

Yu Baibai's eager look is very similar to Jiang Jun's look when he knew Yu Baibai used his credit card.

……

The shopping wasn't over yet, and then Jiang Jun took the fish to buy shoes again.

"Can you wear high heels?" Jiang Jun asked curiously.

In his impression, Jiang Jun had never seen Yu Baibai wearing high heels, and he didn't know if Yu Baibai would wear high heels.

"Ah?" Yu Bai looked at Jiang Jun exaggeratedly, "Aren't you going home? Are you still buying it?"

"Do you know how to wear high heels?" Jiang Jun still said the same thing.

"No." Yubaiba said with tears in his eyes, "Stop swiping your credit card? Are you really going to starve me to death?"

"Do you know how to wear high heels?" Jiang Jun asked with a faint smile.

"Are you a repeater?" Yu said angrily, "You won't change the sentence?"

"Oh." Jiang Jun thought for a while, then smiled softly, "Do you know how to wear high heels?"

Fish swings: "..."

"Is there any difference between these two sentences?" Yu asked wearily.

"The arrangement and combination are different." Jiang Jun said flatly.

"Uncle, go home, don't spend money." Yu Baibai begged.

Jiang Jun smiled without saying a word, and walked towards the special area for buying shoes, holding Yubai's hand.

"Hey." Yu moved her body as if it wasn't her own, and let her struggle, but she still couldn't help following Jiang Jun, "Did you hear what I said!"

Jiang Jun smiled without saying a word.

The two came to the shoe store, and Jiang Jun began to buy high-heeled shoes for Yu Baibai.

What Yubaiba didn't understand was that this uncle didn't know which muscle was wrong, so he went to expensive places.

"Uncle, if you have to buy it, I think the one over there is pretty good." The fish pendulum pointed to the cheaper direction.

Jiang Jun looked at the shoes on the counter seriously, and finally a pair of high heels caught Jiang Jun's attention.

"Hello, I'm looking for a pair of these shoes." Jiang Jun said to the shopping guide.

"Okay sir." The shopping guide smiled politely.

Yu waved it around and looked at the price: "..."

Jiang Jun didn't speak, and let Yu Baibai say anything, he just chose high heels there, time passed, Jiang Jun had already chosen four pairs of high heels for Yubaiba.

Jiang Jun sat on the chair and drew a circle with his fingers.

"Show me, take two steps, let me take a look." Jiang Jun said lightly.

Yu Baibai sighed and walked around in high heels.

There were also quite a few customers passing by, and some of them were inevitably men, whose gazes were glanced over at first, but when their gazes touched Yu Baibai's slender legs, the men's gazes turned back again.

Yubaibai, who wears flat shoes on weekdays, has already shown her extraordinary beautiful legs, but if the flat shoes have a little heel, Yubaibai's beautiful legs are doubled points, and now she is wearing high heels, That leg length is outrageous, and she perfectly interprets the extreme limit of beauty as a woman.

The men were dumbfounded and forgot about the road ahead. They didn't come back to their senses until they knocked down the billboard in front of them.

This kind of phenomenon does not only happen to one person, for a while, the shopping mall has the déjà vu of a car accident scene, rear-end collisions, and breakdowns.

Yu Baibai doesn't care about other men's eyes, she only cares about the uncle's eyes, but compared to other men's eyes, the uncle's eyes make Yu Baibai feel disappointed.

Jiang Jun rubbed the center of his brows wearily, as if he had a headache.

"Please, pack up these pairs of shoes." Jiang Jun said lightly.

"Uncle..." Yu Baibai walked up to Jiang Jun on high heels, and said disappointedly, "If it doesn't look good, don't buy it."

It doesn't matter whether Jiang Jun buys shoes with a credit card or not. The important thing is that she doesn't seem to be interested in the way she wears high heels.

"I'll take you to buy a few pairs of flat shoes in a while." Jiang Jun said lightly.

"Oh." Yu Baibai looked at the high-heeled shoes under his feet, and said sadly, "Then don't use these high-heeled shoes, anyway, they are quite expensive, and I wear them...and...it doesn't look good."

"From now on, if I'm not by your side, don't wear high heels, just wear flat shoes." Jiang Jun said flatly.

"Oh." The fish responded in frustration.

Then, Yu Baibai realized that what the uncle said seemed to be wrong, and she suddenly raised her head to look at Jiang Jun.

"Huh?" Yubai looked puzzled.

"It's not safe for you to wear high heels." Jiang Jun felt a headache rubbing the center of his brows.

"Not safe?" Yu Baibai looked at the high heels suspiciously, and said suspiciously, "The heels are not high, so it's not safe."

"Wearing high heels will increase the crime rate in society." Jiang Jun sighed.

Hearing the sound, Yu Baibai immediately understood that the frowning look of the emotional uncle was not because he looked ugly in high heels, but because he looked too sexy to easily lead people to commit crimes.

Yu's pretty face blushed again, this day was the day when she blushed the most, and of course, it was also the sweetest day for her.

However, the good times didn't last long, and Jiang Jun's next sentence almost made Yu show off his foul language.

Jiang Jun looked at Yubai's slender legs, and muttered, "Is this a prosthesis?"

"You—" Yu waved his anger.

Do you think Jiang Jun scolded her?
It doesn't seem to be, after all, the leg length is indeed a bit outrageous.

You said Jiang Jun praised her, right?
How can you boast so much?Prosthetics?You are a prosthetic!
……

……

Nearly five hours of shopping.

When Jiang Jun and Yu Baibai walked out of the shopping mall, Jiang Jun was covered with shopping bags.

When shopping, Yu Baibai is really happy. Whether it's trying on shoes or clothes, she can see the amazed color on Jiang Jun's face.

But after buying all these things, Yu Baibai started to feel worried again. After spending so much money, how will he live in the future?

"Uncle..." Yu Baibai looked at Jiang Jun, wanted to speak, but hesitated, finally he could only sigh, "Hey..."

"What's wrong? Aren't you happy shopping for clothes?" Jiang Jun smiled.

"From now on, we'll just pay off the credit card, let's eat what we want," Yu Baibai expressed his inner worries.

"I can do it." Jiang Jun smiled.

"Don't tell me you know how to make mille-feuille cakes, and it's almost the same as fooling around with millet, who would believe it." Yubai said angrily.

Jiang Jun smiled without saying a word.

Just in time, when a taxi passed by, Jiang Jun stopped the car with his hand.

"Okay, don't think about it, go home." Jiang Jun rubbed Yu's head angrily.

"Hmm." Yubai sighed.

While waiting to get in the car, Yu Baibai remembered something again.

"Wait a minute." Yu waved.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Jun asked suspiciously.

Yu Baibai stretched out his hand and pulled Jiang Jun out of the car, then greeted the driver with an apologetic face, "Master, sorry, I want to go to the bathroom, you go first, I wasted your time."

As the saying goes, do not hit a smiling face when you stretch out your hand, this saying applies to Yu Baibai, do not hit the country with your hand.

It was an unappetizing thing at first, but the driver saw that Yu Baibai was cute, and when he met such a beautiful woman, everything changed for the better.

The driver smiled and said, "It's okay."

The driver smiled and drove away.

"Let's go." Yu Baibai pulled Jiang Jun towards the bus station.

"Aren't you going to the bathroom?" Jiang Jun asked suspiciously.

"Silly, it's important to save money now, let's take the bus back." Yubai said angrily.

"Taxi is only six yuan, and we are two yuan by bus. What's the difference of four yuan?" Jiang Jun asked incomprehensibly.

"What do you know?" Yu blushed prettily and ignored Jiang Jun.

Jiang Jun scratched his head in doubt, after all, he couldn't figure out where it would be worthwhile to save the four dollars. The bus stopped and went, not to mention time-consuming, and crowded.

How does Jiang Jun know about Yu Baaba's thoughts?

The reason why Yu Baibai wanted to take the bus was because she had her own plan.

There were quite a few people at the bus station, among them, there was a couple, the gay men couldn't look away after seeing the beauty of the fish, because there was a girlfriend around them, so they didn't dare to act unnaturally, but even so , his eyes will involuntarily aim at Yubai, and then he will quickly look away when he realizes that he has been watching for a long time.

The girlfriend looked in the direction of her boyfriend, and when she saw the fish swaying, she was first surprised, first of all, she didn't expect such a good-looking woman in the world, and then stepped on her boyfriend's foot angrily, hating iron for not being steel He snorted and got angry.

The winter wind was howling, and Yubai shrank into his shoulders, shivering.

Seeing this, Jiang Jun sighed, took off his coat and put it on Yu Zhuang's shoulders.

"I talked about taking a taxi, but you didn't do it, are you cold?" Jiang Jun said angrily.

"Hee hee." Yu Baibai smiled happily, although she was a bit cold, but thinking about waiting for the bus to arrive, her clear eyes could not hide the look of anticipation.

Seeing this, the girlfriend on the side bit her lip and kicked her boyfriend's leg again.

The boyfriend yelled in pain, and then looked at his girlfriend with a puzzled expression.

"I don't know it's cold?" the girlfriend scolded.

The boyfriend was startled, and quickly took off his coat and put it on his girlfriend's shoulders.

"Hmph." My girlfriend still felt puzzled, "Take a taxi instead of taking the bus."

"Oh." The boyfriend responded, and hurriedly hailed a taxi, and the two of them were gone.

Jiang Jun saw it, shook his head helplessly, thinking in his heart, young people are young after all, always like to compare, always pursue the beauty in the eyes, but ignore the tenderness that is close at hand.

While thinking, the bus came.

"It's coming, it's coming." Yubai stomped his feet excitedly, as if he couldn't wait.

"Isn't it just taking the bus, as for what?" Jiang Jun smiled angrily.

"Hee hee, you don't understand." Yu Baibai grabbed Jiang Jun's hand and pushed forward.

"Hey! Wait! Can't we let them get in the car first?" Jiang Jun scolded.

"It's too late to explain, hurry up and get in the car!" Yubai smiled triumphantly.

Seeing this, Jiang Jun really didn't have time to explain, the fish is so small and there are so many people around, what if she gets crowded?
Before he had time to think about it, Jiang Jun hurried forward, spreading his arms tightly to protect the fish pendulum, fearing that the people around would squeeze her.

Surrounded by happiness, Yu Baibai was overjoyed, crowding wherever there were more people, Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines, grinning and protecting Yu Baubi Zhouquan.

After getting into the car, Jiang Jun breathed a sigh of relief. He saw that there was an empty seat over there.

"Show me, go and sit over there." Jiang Jun said softly.

"Sit?" Yu Bai stared at her beautiful eyes, and scolded, "Why should I sit?"

After finishing speaking, Yu Bai looked at the old lady beside him with a soft expression on his face.

"Grandma, your legs and feet are not good, you go and sit down." Yu Baibai said softly.

As soon as these words fell, Jiang Jun immediately felt the contemptuous gazes of all the members in the car.

"Hey, the little girl is sensible." The old lady smiled.

"It's right to respect the old and love the young." Yubai smiled obediently.

"Okay, okay." The old lady was moved and couldn't come up with any more special words of praise.

Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines, and she let her do all the good things and good things, but he was notorious.

The car drove away and passed through several stations, and the bus was full of passengers.

Yu Baibai saw more and more people, his eyes were full of joy, he was so excited that he didn't want to, but it was hard for Jiang Jun, Jiang Jun saw that the car was getting more and more crowded, he was worried that someone would scratch Yubaiba, After all, this live treasure is full of materials, and there are many people who deliberately rub their hands, not to mention the crowded situation in the car, isn't this more smooth sailing?
Jiang Jun opened his arms, just protecting Yu Baibai.

"Hee hee." Yu waved happily.

Even so, the grinning Jiang Jun still didn't know why Yu Baibai had to take the bus, how much trouble did this thing suffer?
At this time, the driver didn't know what unexpected situation he encountered, so he slammed his foot on the brake.

"Ah!" Yu Baibai shouted excitedly, "Uncle, I'm going to fly! What should I do!"

"What's the use of screaming, grab me!" Jiang Jun scolded.

"Oh." Yu put a bear hug on Jiang Jun's request.

Jiang Jun blushed, and instinctively wanted to push Yubaiba away, but for some reason, his instinct told Jiang Jun that he must not push this little stunner away.

Blushing can explain many problems, at least it can prove that Jiang Jun has evil thoughts towards Yu Baibai's body at this moment. In order to prevent Yu Baibai from seeing him, Jiang Jun coughed and quickly turned his head.

Then, he muttered unsatisfactorily in his heart, "I let you hold me, and...you didn't let me hold me."

This is nothing more than Jiang Jun lying to himself. This is a typical example of being good-looking when he gets a bargain. He obviously doesn't want Yu to let go, but he insists on showing an upright gentleman.

Looking at the corner of Jiang Jun's mouth, he is tilting his head and laughing at this moment.

Yu swings his arms around Jiang Jun, puts his pretty face gently on Jiang Jun's chest, and slowly closes his beautiful eyes.

How nice it would be if... every corner of the world was like this crowded!

(End of this chapter)