Chapter 431
Jin Yunfei said: "It was autumn, and the weather was still hot. The matchmaker introduced me to a girl. I remember it was from Guanweitong Village, which is separated from our Jinjia Village by a few rivers. Wanweitong Village is showing a movie, let me go to the movie and meet that girl by the way."

"At first, I wanted to go on foot, but the third brother was clamoring to go to the movies, and the elder sister and the second younger sister. I said yes, anyway, there is a wooden boat at home, so let's go by rowing. The four of us rocked the boat." When the boat arrived at Guanwei Tong Village, it was still dark when the girl was washing clothes by the river and saw us. Because she had seen the photos, she recognized me, so she ran to tell her parents. Her parents came out, With a warm invitation, the four of us went to her house."

"You may not know that although the difference between the two villages is only 2000 meters, they originally belonged to two districts and rarely communicated with each other. When I arrived at the girl's house, I realized that her family is a professional chicken and duck farmer. I dare to love you two years ago. One of the [-] ten thousand households in the whole county. I felt a cold heart at that time, my family is still poor, and I still have to borrow money for the New Year.

"However, I was really handsome at that time. I was 21 years old and 1.7 meters [-] tall. I stood out from the crowd. So her parents were very enthusiastic. The couple cooked eggs and longan, bought old wine, and drank a whole half pot. Press According to the old rules, it is usually two eggs, which means noncommittal, and three eggs, which means that you are relatively satisfied. If it is five eggs, it means that you are very satisfied, it means that you are recognized, and there is at least [-]% hope for marriage."

"I clearly remember that there are four bowls in total, three small bowls and one big bowl. The elder sister and the three of them have a small bowl for each person, and each bowl has three eggs. Only I have a big bowl, seven eggs, full, and old wine Dry with longan. Oh yes, and brown sugar, it tastes really sweet, as delicious as you say it is, anyway, this is the first time I have eaten it in my life."

"But I forgot, I had dinner, the first three, I took one bite at a time, and almost swallowed them directly. After I drank a few mouthfuls of soup and ate a lot of dried longan, I couldn't eat any more. What should I do? The old rule is that you have to eat everything, not even the soup, and you have to eat if you can’t eat it.”

"The problem is that it's too sweet, and the old wine is easy to drink, and I feel a little nauseous when I eat it. When I was frowning, the careful elder sister kicked me, reminding me to forget the rules and insist on eating. I bite the bullet After eating the fourth and fifth ones, at that time, I felt that the fifth one was stuck in my throat, and I couldn't swallow it no matter what."

"The eldest sister, the second younger sister and the third younger brother have already finished their small bowls, but my scientist second sister is the smartest. She knows that I don't like sweet things very much. Seeing my frown, she had an idea and said that she would go to see the chicken. He Ya, got up and ran out. As soon as he ran out, the second sister pretended to fall, and screamed. The girl and her parents rushed out to check, and gave me a great opportunity."

"The eggs can't be broken, even when they are cooked one by one. With quick eyesight and quick hands, I picked up the two eggs left in the bowl with one hand, and put them in the pocket of my trousers with lightning speed. Waiting for the girl's family of three When I got back to the house, I picked up the big bowl, and drank up the leftover soup that was so sweet and greasy, with the courage to treat death as if I were drinking traditional Chinese medicine."

"Actually, that girl is dignified and delicate. Although she is not beautiful, I have nothing to criticize for a family like mine. But when I finished talking about the family situation and left the girl's house, I hadn't gone to the place where the movie was shown. , I knew this marriage would not work."

"Later, the matchmaker told me that people not only thought my family was poor, but also said that I was dishonest, or bad. Why did I say I was bad? It was because the girl's father actually saw me hiding two eggs in the In your pocket. This detail is a bad rule, worse than leftovers after eating, because according to the custom, taking away after eating is tantamount to taking away the wealth of others."

"As for later, my stomach was really uncomfortable. I only watched the beginning of the movie, and I took the three of them home. As soon as the boat was rolled out, I vomited. I don't know how much I vomited. I probably vomited up. The two eggs in the box were snatched away by my foodie brother, and they ate them in two mouthfuls. Through this time, I learned a lesson. Later, when I went out on a blind date in the afternoon, especially when I went to the woman’s house, I always I went there hungry. In short, the mistakes I made will never be repeated a second time."

When Jin Yunfei said this, Su Yuru and Liu Daye had already laughed.

The fourth sister, Jin Xiaoting, also laughed, and she still had a lot to say, "Brother, let me tell you one more thing. Tell me about the time you stole soybeans from others."

Jin Yunfei also laughed, "Fourth sister, you stinky girl, why don't you open which pot and carry which pot?"

"Say." Su Yuru and Liu Daye spoke in unison.

"Hehe... That time, it was a girl from Shentongmen Street, six or seven miles away, and I went there at dusk, but I was alone. I was really hungry, and I was still thinking happily on the way, even if it didn't work, I would I had to have a snack. But as soon as I entered the door, I was scolded by the woman's parents and scolded me. I didn't understand it, but later I heard the general idea. It turned out that the matchmaker praised me as a flower, and I was a good family The wind is good, and the family conditions are above average. But they have friends in my Jinjia Village, and they have already checked me out."

"Originally, it's nothing. Failure is success. I've failed dozens of times, not bad this time. But they scolded me so badly. It's bearable, which is unbearable. On the way home, the more I thought about it, I got more and more angry. When I got home, I called my second and third brothers, and walked six or seven miles back to Shentongmen Street. When we got there, the three of us discussed why we were so angry."

"If you want to come up with a bad idea, you have to go to my second brother. This kid went around the house once, and he took a fancy to the soybean field outside the back door. It must be the family's private land. The second brother also picked a few pieces and put them in After chewing in his mouth, he told me that they were all ripe. The three of us retreated to the nearby woods, waited until late at night, and then went straight to the soybean field."

"The three of us collected materials locally, took off our coats and trousers as bags, and quietly started picking soybeans. The soybean field was at least a minute and a half. The three of us took our time, and under the faint moonlight, we almost It was picked clean. Hehe... Carrying it home, we ate it as a meal for three days. It’s just that soybeans, if we ate too much, we farted. During those three days, our house kept ringing, one after another, hehe..."

Su Yuru and Liu Daye laughed again.

"President Jin, you are bad...you, you are too bad." Su Yuru laughed out of breath.

Jin Yunfei smiled and nodded, "It's a bit bad, now that I think about it, I feel very guilty. I'll apologize to him if I have a chance."

"I still have to lose money." Liu Daye laughed. "

Compensation, I will definitely compensate, plus interest. "

At this time, someone knocked on the door.

"Mr. Su, Mr. Liu, and Mr. Li from Sanlian Company are here."

(End of this chapter)

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