Creation of Animals in the Extermination of Corpses and Ghosts in Xiangxi

Tang Fang finished breathing, but felt refreshed, stretched his waist, and lay lazily on the sofa in the bedroom, drinking and pouring himself a glass of foreign wine that must have been expensive, looking at Tang Mengya in front of him with a smile. , said: "Why, father-in-law has already left?"

"Let's go," Tang Mengya rolled her eyes, "Did you breathe a sigh of relief?"

"If you say no, you will definitely not believe it," Tang Fang said with a wry smile, "But I think my father-in-law is quite easy to get along with except for being a bit snobbish. Is it because your foreign mother doesn't understand Chinese? Why? No words were spoken from beginning to end."

Tang Mengya waved her hand and said: "Stop, stop, don't give me a mouthful of father-in-law and mother-in-law, it's disgusting, in fact, my father is easy to deal with, don't look at my mother, the more she doesn't talk, the more people can't figure it out. The real head of the family in my family, you gave his nephew such a big blow this time, I'm afraid I won't have any good fruit from you in the future."

Tang Fang nodded and said, "A dog that bites does not bark, I understand that."

Tang Mengya made a gesture to hit him: "Who are you yelling at!" Tang Fang was naturally pretending to run away, Tang Mengya was obviously in a bad mood and didn't have the heart to flirt with him, so he sighed and said: "Seriously, you are the one who is going Although his performance was good, he was still not thoughtful. John has the strongest personality. You have hurt his face in front of so many people this time. I think he will retaliate against you in the future...Be careful in the future. Although this kid has no skills, he is really good at playing tricks."

Tang Fang straightened his chest and said: "To live for my wife, to die for my wife, to fight for my wife all my life, isn't it just a little foreign devil, the next time I meet him, I will be castrated directly! Although there are thousands of rivals in love, for my wife, I'm going!"

Tang Fang's words, although there are more elements of drama, but Tang Mengya listened to it pleasing to the ear, and then there was a smile on his face, and said: "The boy has done a good job in his homework recently!"

Tang Fang hit the snake with a stick and said, "It's a lady who is good at controlling her husband."

"Stop joking. Is it true that you promised Tang Maomao to go to Xiangxi? Although Tang Maomao is not a thing, he can be regarded as a friend when he talks and does things. We procrastinate and procrastinate. Although he doesn't say anything, we can't do this Always cheating, if you really want to help him, be serious, or explain it to him, lest this kid keep thinking about it."

Tang Fang said with a mouthful: "I like the word 'we' - the help of little friend Mao Mao, 'we' will help a bunch no matter what, cannibalism, little friend Mao Mao has treated 'us' during this time That's right, I'm a big idler anyway, so I'll fight with you, and let me explain in advance that it's you and Tang Maomao who are leading the charge, and I'm only responsible for leading the horse and carrying the burden and running away at any time."

"Virtue," Tang Mengya glanced at Tang Fang, and said, "Okay, I'll go talk to Tang Maomao and let this kid get ready too, let's go tomorrow, there's no point in staying any longer, Yinfu Jing you You’ve seen enough, the rest depends on your own understanding and diligence.”

Tang Fang nodded and said: "What Second Junior Brother said is very true. After I have completed the 72 transformations, let's protect Master Tang Mao Mao and go west to catch zombies."

Tang Mengya was taken aback for a moment, but then she came to her senses and threw the pillow at Tang Fang.

Tang Maomao, who got the news, woke up happily the next morning. Compared with Tang Fang, who has no possessions and Tang Mengya who has been traveling all year round, Brother Tang Maomao has so many things that people can't speak. The car was packed to the brim by him, and he almost didn't bring a few servants with him. Tang Maomao's requirements for material life can be seen.

Tang Maomao, dressed in a neat suit and with greasy hair and powder noodles, did not look half like he was going on an adventure. Some people believed that he was going to propose a marriage, which made Tang Fang's slight uneasiness disappear. To be honest, Tang Fang was just talking nonsense. I wish you nothing but Wang Yunguang, The only ones who know each other alive are those two from the Wei family. If Pete really wants to do something, Tang Fang still has no idea. Now that Master Pete looks like he is traveling around, Tang Fang is naturally willing to accompany him. After all, zombies are illusory things, and anyone can see them anywhere. If Pete insists on looking for them, Tang Fang will really complain. With confidence, when he arrived in Xiangxi, Tang Fang only needed to brag wildly with his three-inch tongue. It would be best if he could find a few folks who pretended to be gods and ghosts to drive away corpses, so that Pete could open his eyes. With a few big-ass women from Xiangxi stuffed in the car, his merits and virtues will be considered complete this time.

A foreign-haired man who speaks more Chinese than the Chinese, plus a blue-eyed, extremely beautiful mixed-race beauty, plus a Chinese swindler who is not authentic, these three people form a strange team. Go, target, Xiangxi.The purpose is to catch zombies.

Tang Maomao is really rich and powerful, and the jeep he drives was also shipped from the United States. Tang Fang has never seen it before, so he can't name it. He just thinks that this car travels all the way through mountains and rivers, and it is better than Tang Mengya's car. Many, the three of them soon arrived at a small border town in Huayuan County at the junction of the three provinces of Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan, and then went south to the border of Xiangxi. The three of them drove alternately for a day, and they were all a little tired, so they found a place in the city here. Staying at the inn, Tang Maomao wanted to recharge his energy before heading south tomorrow.

This Huayuan County, because it is located at the junction of the three provinces, is naturally an area where no one cares, because there are warlords fighting, and the folk customs here are tough, and there are a lot of bandits. With an image like Tang Mengya's, he is naturally a "fat sheep" in the eyes of bandits, and he strongly opposes staying overnight. The kindness was ridiculed instead, so they had to let the two go.Just told the two to be careful at all times.

After getting out of the car, the three of Tang Fang were like a shop. The sparse customers in the shop were chatting. When they saw the foreign devils, they immediately regained their spirits and began to serve them attentively. At first, Tang Fang wanted to kill him, but Tang Fang cut out the slang words , coupled with Tang Fangchang's toughness, I couldn't help feeling a little jealous in my heart, and didn't dare to be too presumptuous. The three of them ordered some wine and dishes, and chatted while eating. Suddenly, a person behind Tang Fang slapped him on the shoulder, and said with a smile: " So it was really you kid! Your mother is not dead!"