Mountain Village Xiao Shennong

Chapter 330
In Nanshan Mountain, with a carving knife pinned to his waist and animal feed in his hand, He Changzai heaved a sigh of relief.

"Finally the crystal coffin has been carved, and Yao Dalian has been dumped!"

Next, he opened the lids of two plastic boxes and released the ten pigs.

He Changzai lined up the pigs in animal language and fed them the animal feed one by one.

After a while, these pigs grew up at a speed visible to the naked eye, and became adult size, each of which weighed five or six hundred catties.

Among them, five boars had less tusks than the wild boar he raised on the mountain, and looked relatively tame.

He Chang was looking at the scene in front of him, with a look of surprise on his face, thinking that this animal feed is too amazing, any animal can grow into an adult.

It's a bit of a waste to feed pigs with this thing.

Just then, his phone rang.

He Changzai took it out and saw that it was Song Meijuan calling, and immediately connected the phone.

"Hey, Song Meijuan, what's the matter?"

"I finished my online class and I want you to take me to play. I'm waiting for you at the foot of Nanshan now!"

"No problem, Miss Song, just wait a moment, I'll take you right away!"

He Chang hung up the phone, thought for a while, communicated with these pigs in animal language, told them to stay on the mountain at ease, don't run around, and don't hurt anyone, then rode a boar down the mountain.

Song Meijuan saw that He Chang was riding a strong pig that weighed five or six hundred catties down the mountain, her beautiful eyes were wide open, her mouth closed, and she said in surprise:

"He Changzai, you don't want to ride a pig and take me out to play!"

When He Chang pulled out the knife from his waist and came out of the farmyard, because he ran too hastily, he forgot to put down the carving knife, twirled a knife flower in his hand, and said to Song Meijuan:
"Today I will take you to the county town to do business, to see how the pork market is, and to experience what it's like to be a proprietress!"

Song Meijuan's face was reddish, and she snorted coldly, "Smelly shameless, take advantage of me!"

He Changzai said to Song Meijuan, "Come on!"

Song Meijuan glanced at the sky and said:

"He Changzai, it's getting dark now, isn't it a bit late for us to go to the county seat, and the pig under your crotch, can it carry the two of us?"

He Changzai inserted the carving knife back into his waist smoothly, and said, "Song Meijuan, don't worry about it, I'll give you a hundred and twenty, and you can only have about a hundred. This pig weighs five or six hundred catties, and it can carry the two of us. , it can be said to be loose!"

"All right!"

Song Meijuan hesitated for a moment, put her legs together, and sat sideways on the pig very reservedly. She frowned slightly and said:
"He Changzai, isn't it a bit ostentatious for us to ride a pig on the road like this!"

He Changzai stretched out his hand and grabbed Song Meijuan's leg, making her ride on the pig with her legs stretched apart, with a serious look on her face, and said:

"Don't talk, hold me tight, my brother will take you to let yourself go today and experience the joy of flying pigs!"

Song Meijuan blushed, hugged He Changzai's waist, and pressed her face to his back.

"Song Meijuan, you have to hold me tight, if I fall, I will feel bad!"

He Changzai grabbed Song Meijuan's hand, moved forward, said something, stretched out his hand to slap the pig's butt, and began to ride the pig all the way to the county.

"Ah... this pig is running too wildly, He Changzai, please stop this pig, I can't take it anymore!"

Song Meijuan hugged He Changzai tightly, subconsciously let out a scream.

He Chang felt the pressure from the two groups behind him, and a smirk was drawn at the corner of his mouth. Driving the pig was a bumpy road, and the speed was so fast.

Along the way, the drivers passing by all had expressions of astonishment on their faces, mouths from ear to ear, showing envy and admiration to He Changzai.

Basically, they were all yelling, some took out their mobile phones to take pictures, and some even patronized He Changzai and Song Meijuan as they rode pigs on their way and crashed into a telephone pole, but fortunately there was nothing wrong with them thing.

Song Meijuan was a little scared at first, but she gradually got used to this speed and found it very exciting.

Her face was flushed, and she felt that He Changzai was playing tricks on purpose, so she stretched out her hand and pinched his waist severely, and said coldly:
"He Changzai, you are going to die!"

He Changzai said with a smile on his face, "Didn't I take you to relax?"

Song Meijuan pursed her lips, frowned slightly and said:

"It's okay to be a little slower, we will arrive at the county seat soon, don't panic!"

He Chang was driving the straddled pig, slowed down, lit a cigarette, and took a deep puff of the cigarette. He felt that taking Song Meijuan, a beautiful woman, out to play, could be described as a happy spring breeze and a good mood.

After a while, a Buick from Hechang drove by.

In the car, a little baby fat, the beauty with bangs saw He Chang was there, with an excited expression on her face, she quickly asked the bald, round-faced man beside her to stop the car.

After seeing Song Meijuan, the bald-headed and round-faced man was very jealous of He Changzai. He wondered why the other party was riding a pig, and the beautiful sister around him kept changing, and he was also a Buick driver. What was the difference?

The beauty hurriedly opened the door and got out of the car. He Changzai, who rushed over from behind the car, shouted:

"Handsome guy, can you wait a minute, I already have 50 followers since I made two videos of you, I want to make another video of you to hit Douyin's millions of fans!"

He Chang was communicating with the pig in animal language, making it stop in front of the beauty.

The beauty took out her mobile phone and started to shoot, and asked, "Handsome guy, who is this beauty behind you!"

He Changzai took a puff of cigarette and sighed softly, "Beauty, you are too substandard to ask this question. In this society, women who don't admire glory, don't care about face, and are willing to ride a pig with you, except for that kind of relationship , what else can there be!"

Song Meijuan reached out and patted He Changzai on the shoulder, and snorted coldly, "He Changzai, don't talk nonsense!"

Immediately, she said to the camera:
"Everyone, don't listen to this guy's nonsense, he and I are just good friends!"

The beauty looked at He Changzai and continued to ask: "The handsome guy, what is the relationship between the short-haired beauty you brought out by bike last time?"

"It's tricky for you to ask this question!"

He Changzai slapped the pig's butt and rode away on the pig.

After the two walked away, Song Meijuan questioned:
"He Changzai, tell me honestly, is that short-haired beauty Si Xia? Well, you actually took her to play and didn't call me!"

He Changzai said with a straight face: "Aren't you always teaching, are you busy?"

Song Meijuan nodded thoughtfully, and said:
"Okay, I forgive you... By the way, didn't you say that you want to show me how the pork market is like, and experience being a proprietress, how can you experience it!"

He Changzai stretched out his hand and pointed to the pig riding on his crotch, and said seriously: "Kill the pig and sell the meat!"

Song Meijuan frowned slightly, and said: "This pig has just carried us for a ride, you are going to kill it, it is too cruel, and it will be dark when we come back, what shall we do!"

He Changzai said calmly: "Pigs are just pigs, don't take them too seriously... Selling a pig is not enough for the two of us to open a house in the county!"

Song Meijuan patted He Changzai on the back and said angrily, "Shameless, who wants to sleep with you!"

"Song Meijuan, I'm just joking with you, at worst I'll carry you back!"

He Changzai said something, slapped the pig's butt, and accelerated towards the county.

(End of this chapter)