mortal train conductor

Chapter 24 Fare Evasion
The three of them came to the door of No. 7 carriage and saw Liu Qun standing straight like a javelin, Lao Zhang, a policeman with a slightly fatter figure, and two conductors. Searching their pockets, the other two said to the conductor: "Our tickets are all kept together, he is looking for them." According to the arrangement by Liu Qun, the conductor replied politely: "I'm sorry sir, the railway department Now the real-name system ticket inspection is being implemented, please show your ticket and ID card.” Liu Qun and the police officer Lao Zhang have already turned on the video recorder and are closely watching the development of the situation.

The leader, a middle-aged man with a big belly, raised his voice suddenly, and waved his left hand. As he waved his left hand, everyone saw a golden light. It turned out that he was wearing a golden watch on his wrist. Wearing a huge golden ring.It really corresponds to a saying that is widely spread in the society now: people with gold watches love to slap their legs.The owner didn't pat his legs, but shook his gold watch back and forth, "I said to the conductor, the train stopped at this station for 3 minutes, and now more than a minute has passed. If you don't let us get on the train, you will be responsible for all the consequences." I will be responsible, and I will complain until you are laid off." The conductor said in a calm manner: "Sir, this is my responsibility. If you feel that my work is not good enough, you can choose to complain. That is your right. .”

Such half-baked gangsters are good at bluffing loudly. Seeing the conductor stretch out his hand to stop him, this man is still waving his left arm wearing a gold watch and gold ring, while shouting loudly: " What's the matter? You still want to beat people?" The conductor said: "You misunderstood, we are now a civilized society under the leadership of the Communist Party, if you have not bought a ticket, you can declare in advance to buy a ticket after getting on the train, but now in If you declare that you have a ticket, I need to fulfill the duty of checking the ticket."

The middle-aged man who was looking for the ticket did not scare the conductor, and the train conductor Liu Qun and the policeman Lao Zhang were still on the side with complete signs and eyeing them. It seemed that they had been prepared for the coming.The three of them were a bit ignorant, and the greasy uncle who was looking for the ticket behind smoothed things over and said, "Ah, how about this, I will continue to look for the ticket, let us get on the train first, and if we can't find it after getting on the train, we can also get a replacement ticket." I don’t have a lot of money.” Liu Qun said at this time: “Okay, since the three of you have said so, let the three of them get on the train first, and the train attendant please help the three of you to search together. , and make up for the three tickets."

Station F is a low platform, and you need to step on the ladder to board the train. Seeing the fat figures of the three people wearing fat pants and slowly climbing up the ladder, Liu Qun felt an inexplicable sense of disgust in his heart, and he hurried again. Take a deep breath, and still say silently: "Angry is silly, angry is silly."

Everything that is happening now is in their plan. It is necessary to stop at the door of the car first. If they do not check and stop at the door of the car, it will give them an excuse. They may use this to bite back and say When boarding the train, the train staff didn’t manage it. You are negligent in your work. If the staff told us that we couldn’t find it and had to make up the ticket when we got on the train, we would not get on the train. Now you let me get on the train without a ticket, and you will Be responsible!

At this time, there was such a conversation at the door of the train, at least they would not bite back like this, and Shanggang said on the line, using legal basis and French language, it means that the conductor first fulfilled the duty of warning, and you also A unilateral promise to get on the train and make up the fare if there is no ticket, which forms a unilateral promise debt and also forms an oral contract, which is solidified with a video recorder.

The three of them had just boarded the train when the station's preparatory bell rang. After Liu Qun and the police officer Lao Zhang boarded the train, they saw Wang Jian, the attendant on duty, guiding the three of them to their seats. The three of them found a row of three-person seats,
During the process of planning in advance for the key positions of the train conductor Liu Qun and the team, these behaviors have been arranged in advance: when they were at the door of the train, the obstruction of the train staff obviously made them unhappy. If they are pressed tightly, it is likely to make them jump over the wall in a hurry, which will lead to fierce conflicts. Of course, such a result is not because the train staff are afraid of them, nor are they afraid to declare war on them. Conflicts, some of which cannot be put on the stage, do not have the moral upper hand, but are in the arms of these three people. Of course, if the three passengers are unreasonable and verbally or personally attack the train staff, Liu Qun and the policeman Lao Zhang will also Fully anticipated, there are countermeasures.

There is an idiom called "there is a degree of relaxation". The three passengers "opened" at the door of the car just now. After getting on the bus, it is time to "relax".Wang Jian, the attendant on duty, showed his eight teeth in a smile like a spring breeze (standard smile), and pointed his right hand, as if he was treating three innocent children, guiding them to find a seat, and making them feel helpless when they want to get on the bus to find fault and get angry At first, it was as if a boxer punched with all his strength, but it hit the water, which was really suffocating. "Come on, please, three, this way, this way, passengers are our gods, hey, this way please, here are three empty seats, it's very convenient to get off in a while, and it's also close to the entrance of the car. This passenger, You put your bags on the table. Hey, look slowly. Don’t be in a hurry. I don’t see any other passengers who need to make up their tickets today. I’ll just serve you three. Do you need some water? Have you brought a water glass? I’ll give Would you like some water?"

The three passengers were obviously disturbed by the series of behaviors of the train attendant. They didn't know where to get angry, so they could only echo in resentment: "Don't drink, don't drink, we will arrive at the station soon."

Liu Qun and policeman Lao Zhang also came up to them. When the three passengers saw the train conductor and the policeman on duty standing opposite them, they also seemed a little at a loss and felt unnatural.

The passenger with the golden watch in his left hand patted his left leg with his left hand unnaturally, and the huge golden watch was displayed in front of everyone. Liu Qun originally wanted to keep silent, but seeing his subconscious actions, he felt that This movement of a traveler should be like a day for decades, as long as he wears this watch, he will have this movement, and he can't help but think of a sentence in a sketch: "This business is very skilled!" He opened his mouth and asked : "Sir, this watch of yours is really unique, is it very valuable?"

"Oh, not much money, the bracelet and case are made of 24k gold, the movement is handmade by Swiss craftsmen, and the cost is 27." After a pause, he continued: "Ah, it should have risen to more than 28 now Alright, the global limited edition totals 10000 yuan!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his left wrist to Liu Qun's eyes.

Liu Qun looked at it and said casually: "Oh, this is a famous Swiss brand. I've seen it in TV commercials. Is it Casio from Switzerland?"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, this is the brand's global limited edition!"

The man with the gold watch seemed to have found a bosom friend, he was frothing, and he resumed shaking his left hand back and forth, as if an epileptic patient suddenly had a seizure.

Liu Qun almost laughed out loud, "Casio" is a brand of Japanese electronic watches, and it is obviously irrelevant to watches made by Swiss craftsmen, but he looked at the man who looked like an epileptic The greasy man felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly, and couldn't laugh no matter what.Liu Qun still took a deep breath, and the three words were still in his heart: "Angry and stupid."

Liu Qun turned his head to look at the passenger who was rummaging through the schoolbag again, and a sentence crossed Liu Qun's mind: Life is like a play, and we are all part of it.The question is, does acting like this have any meaning other than wasting time in life?Liu Qun suddenly felt that the three passengers were really pathetic, but without knowing it, he was complacent.

Another person is holding a mobile phone in his left hand, and is groping with his right hand, taking a breath from time to time, and groping a few more times.Liu Qun took a closer look and found that there was an Apple logo on the back of the phone, but it was different from the genuine Apple, which was an apple with a bite in it. The passenger was holding the phone, and a whole apple was displayed on the back.Liu Qun asked him again: "Oh, sir, the mobile phone in your hand is really good, I haven't seen it before!"

"My mobile phone is the latest version of Apple, which is purely imported from the United States." Liu Qun would have believed it if there hadn't been the latter sentence, but he immediately said: "The standby time is one week, three cards and three standbys!"

The marshal Lao Zhang couldn’t help laughing. Everyone knows that the Apple mobile phone system is very good, but the only disadvantage is that it has a single card and a single standby, and the battery capacity is pitifully small. Usually, it needs to be charged twice a day. This one is good. Holding a counterfeit mobile phone, acting as a wolf with a big tail here.

Suddenly he saw the passenger who was looking for the ticket. The word "LV" was impressively printed on the travel bag, but no matter how you look at it, from which angle, look over and over again, lie down, stand up, or lie down , His LV is different from the well-known international brand LV. The letters of LV are overlapped together to form an abstract and beautiful pattern. The "LV" printed on this schoolbag is arranged horizontally, with two letters They do not intersect each other, just like a couple who face each other but keep their distance.

Liu Qun said in his heart: People really flock together, and things are divided into groups. These three passengers are really the same kind of people.Everyone is acting, each with their own props, these people are here to make fun of it, right?But looking at the expressions of the three of them pretending to be serious and stern, they don't look like they are specially made to be funny. Now I feel that this sentence can be reversed and applied to these three people: "The hateful person must also have pitifulness." Do you think they really don't know that their props are fakes, or are they being deceived?It's hard to say, or are they deliberately setting up these fake props to deceive others, thinking that others, like them, don't know?People's thinking is really complicated, everyone has their own ambitions, and they can't figure it out. There is a song that sings: Girl's mind, boy, don't guess, you will love her after guessing.Thinking of this, Liu Qun was terrified. Looking at the three middle-aged greasy uncles with big bellies and oily faces, Liu Qun even had the idea of ​​imprinting a shoe sole on each of their faces, but he could only take a deep breath.

Liu Qun decided not to look at their faces anymore, but when he lowered his head, he found that "Uncle Gold Watch"'s right leg was also shaking nervously.The most eye-catching thing was the pair of shoes on his feet, each with a huge white check mark on it, and the most disturbing thing was that there was a small black slash on the white check mark, which caught his eyes again.People's Nike is a pure check, which is good for him. This is a "half pair" sign in the teacher's pen.

Liu Qun was speechless.If on other occasions, he was completely defeated and fled, he really couldn't bear it.But now it is his home stadium, and his job is to deal with all kinds of tourists.We cannot not provide high-quality services to passengers just because they wear such "famous brands".Liu Qun continued to take a deep breath, and said to himself: They are people in the play, don't get angry, there is no one to replace you when you get angry, you have to get through it, not only have to face the bleak life, but also learn to face the disgusting "walking show", um , let's use the word "catwalk" for the time being!
(End of this chapter)