mortal train conductor

Chapter 262 Merchandise Sales Funny Life Is Not Easy Who Knows
"Wake up sleeping passengers, don't pretend to be asleep passengers who are not asleep!"

A loud yell stirred up the dull air in the passenger train carriage.

Most passengers are familiar with small commodity salesmen on passenger trains.These people are not ordinary people. It can be said that only those with good psychological quality can do it. They are proficient in all kinds of weapons, selling toothpaste, socks, and belts.
"Hello everyone, I am the conductor of this train."

Speaking of this, the small commodity salesman paused for 5 seconds and continued: "Sent."

A traveler once wrote an article on the Internet saying that one-third of the most powerful stand-up comedians in China are salesmen on the train, and they are often proficient in speaking, learning, amusing and singing.

I don't know whether they compiled the jingles together, or they wrote and directed them themselves. In short, they all speak in a series of jingles, which are catchy and make passengers laugh.

"Everyone, relatives and friends, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, younger brothers and sisters, look here. You don't take the train every day, and you don't get discounts every day. Smoking hurts the lungs, and drinking hurts the stomach. Buying a toothbrush is the most affordable."

"Say one thousand, say ten thousand. The driver has the final say on the price. Our price will not change. Just now, a little sister asked this raisin, can I not buy it? We are not like this, friends, don't you You can also buy it!"

"I'm not here to make money today, I'm just doing publicity for everyone! If your phone is out of power, it's like a love disconnection. A power bank is 30 pieces. It will be your love gas station." Hearing this, I was talking to my girlfriend The young man chatting enthusiastically couldn't help but pay for one.

"This big brother bought two bags of milk tablets for his daughter-in-law and took them home. It's like a deep love. Zw fell in love with Su Youpeng and wanted to marry you again in the next life.

You can't buy it for 10 yuan, you can't lose money, you can't be fooled,

Everyone has 10 yuan, and spending 10 yuan will not affect your eating meat and drinking beer;
In this year, 10 yuan is no more than in the past 60 years,
If you buy a pack of cigarettes for 10 yuan, you can smoke for a day or two at most.

Spend a small 10 yuan, go home happily for several days,

10 yuan is not expensive, and there is no need to hold a family meeting. "

"You can't treat life too loosely or too tight. Adjusting the tightness is the key. No matter you are tall, short, fat or thin, the adjustment depends on it. The 'Old Iron' belt is the only choice for you. The old iron belt, medium Looks good and works well, has outstanding taste, good belts are loved, I really don’t like other belts, Lao Tie’s belts are of high quality!”

The opening remarks of the small commodity salesman on the train are always fresh, so that after hearing it, passengers can't help but want to know more about it.

In fact, the most classic is the cries of the salesperson in the dining car: "Beer, mineral water, peanut melon seed eight-treasure porridge, let me go, let me go!"

Many passengers can learn it, but compared with the salesmen who sell small commodities on the train, the waiters who sell boxed lunches and small food in the dining car feel that their eloquence is much inferior.

Once, Liu Qun asked a salesman when he was free: "Why do you work so hard? Are you all so eloquent? Don't you have any psychological burden in front of passengers?"

Unexpectedly, the product salesman said some sad and realistic words: "We are different from you. We have no fixed salary, only a guaranteed minimum salary. If we don't work hard, we can even earn basic living expenses every month." No, is it possible to let the whole family go to drink Northwest Wind? Seeing that we are pretending to be crazy, smiling and gagging in the carriage, we are actually very sad deep down in our hearts. "

Hearing such words, Liu Qun couldn't help feeling sympathetic towards them.

But Liu Qun also knows that these salesmen are really good at eloquence, and it is not easy, but they also need to be beaten and beaten frequently and strictly managed, otherwise they will not call for three days and go to the house to demolish tiles.

For example, salesmen who are clearly prohibited by the section on shouting loudly have been repeatedly banned. These salesmen are trying to sensationalize and attract attention. Some even stand on the seats, even do splits on the back of the seats, and what's more, they even run to the luggage rack. on the hawker.

On the one hand, these indecent behaviors have aroused resentment and complaints from many passengers, and on the other hand, there are certain hidden safety hazards, which pose certain safety risks to these commodity salesmen or passengers.

Liu Qun often corrects the behavior of these salesmen during his inspection of the carriages.

Seeing a salesman standing on the seat and dancing, Liu Qun waved to him from a distance.

Under normal circumstances, these product salesmen would be savvy, quickly get down from their seats, and follow Liu Qun's instructions.However, there are also a few salesmen with super good psychological quality and thick skin. If they see Liu Qun come over when they are in high spirits, don’t let him be so exaggerated and let him follow the rules, he will say to the passengers: “Now insert an advertisement , I will report to the train conductor, please wait a moment."

Such a statement will also make the passengers laugh and laugh.

In front of the passengers, Liu Qun didn't want these salesmen to be too embarrassing, and usually just said to them in a low voice: "Don't sit on the seat, don't cause safety hazards, don't make a particularly loud voice, and don't have any conflicts with passengers. In the event of conflict and disputes, tourists buy as soon as they buy, and don’t buy if they don’t buy, and they can’t buy and sell by force.”

Most of the merchandise salesmen are still relatively well-behaved. After hearing Liu Qun's serious words, most of them will restrain themselves a lot, but there are still some merchandise salesmen who don't take Liu Qun's words seriously, then Liu Qun will Be polite first and then fight. Although he has a heart of a bodhisattva, he had to resort to vajra methods. After the first warning was ineffective, he was found again the second time. He was directly asked to get off at the nearest station in front of him and return to the unit. Don't let him continue to work on the train.

What a joke, how much you sell has nothing to do with the train conductor, but if you attract complaints from passengers and cause dissatisfaction, the train conductor will have to come forward to settle it for you.

Today, the merchandise salesman is very naughty. When Liu Qun talked to him, he just kept smiling and cynical.

After Liu Qun pointed out his way of yelling loudly, he hurriedly nodded and bowed, and finally imitated the officials of the Qing Dynasty, clapped his left and right hands twice, and said, "Zha!"

In front of many passengers, Liu Qun didn't want to embarrass him too much, so he walked forward, and when he reached the junction of the carriages, he looked back again to see how he performed.

"Dear passengers, everyone, I was criticized by the train conductor just now. The train conductor criticized my sales performance for being too weak, not even 1/10 of the previous salesman. He said that if I could not sell 20 belts in this carriage. , then I will be fired, everyone can help me with this, and whether I can continue to work depends on the support of all the folks!"

(End of this chapter)