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Chapter 304 Translocation Humor Joke Irony Passed as a Joke
After broadcasting the propaganda, five medical workers came in just 10 minutes, including a graduate student studying in medical school.

They agreed that Director Zhang was hypoglycemic, but no one dared to make a conclusion. After all, most doctors now rely on advanced equipment for diagnosis. Relying on the three manual inspection methods of looking, hearing, and asking, and they are acting bravely, they will not and cannot draw a conclusion.

Of course, it cannot be said that medical workers are too conservative. This is also for the purpose of self-protection of medical workers. Without conclusive evidence, it is impossible to definitively confirm what the disease is.

There is a joke on the Internet, that is, some hospitals pay too much attention to examinations when they receive patients, and charge different fees for each examination. Although the joke is a bit exaggerated, it vividly illustrates that the patients now In other words, doctors generally do not use the stethoscope hanging on the chest. After the circle, come back to diagnose.

The gist of the joke is that a hospital director goes to fix his phone.

The staff at the mobile phone store knew that this was the director of the hospital, and they planned to teach the director a lesson in accordance with the procedures for patients to arrive at the hospital for treatment.

The dean said to the reception staff: "Hello, I need to repair my mobile phone. My mobile phone has been black screen recently and restarted automatically."

Before the dean could finish speaking, the receptionist at the mobile phone shop interrupted him.

"Okay, okay, repair your phone, right? Please pay the registration fee first. You can choose professional, senior mobile phone repair masters and junior mobile phone repair masters. The registration fee is ten yuan and five yuan respectively."

Upon hearing this, the dean said, "I'm here to fix the phone. I don't care what kind of master you are, as long as you can fix it for me."

The receptionist said: "It's different. The professional masters have a high level of repair. Any difficult mobile phone can be repaired quickly. After repairing, it is basically the same as a new mobile phone, but the cost is relatively high; junior mobile phone repair masters charge low fees, and the relative level is also low. .

In order to guarantee your right to choose, now you need to choose one for yourself. "

When the dean heard this, he turned around and thought about the registration system of his hospital, oh, repairing mobile phones is the same as the hospital now, yes, there is nothing wrong with it.

"Then I'll pay ten yuan first and arrange for a professional master!"

Dean, after handing in ten yuan, the receptionist took the phone and looked at it, and said, "There may be a problem with the main board of your phone."

The dean hurriedly said: "Okay, don't talk so much, if you find any problem, just fix it for me as soon as possible."

The receptionist said: "Okay, then you pay a deposit of 200 yuan first."

The dean said: "Why did you pay a deposit of 200 before starting the repair, for fear that I might run away."

The receptionist said: "This is also a skill I learned from your hospital. If you want to treat a disease, you must pay a deposit first."

At this time, the dean had nothing to say, and obediently paid a deposit of 200 yuan.

The receptionist said: "Please go inside and find a professional master." The dean said: "After talking for a long time, you are not repairing mobile phones?"

"I'm in charge of reception, just like the triage desk in a hospital!"

The dean entered the store with his mobile phone and found a table marked "professional repair".Pass the mobile phone to the maintenance personnel in front of him with a "professional repair" badge.

The maintenance personnel took the mobile phone, asked about the situation of the mobile phone, turned it on for a test, and first issued a payment slip, handed it to the dean, and asked the dean to pay the fee at the toll office first:

Manual inspection fee 10 yuan,
Boot fee 20 yuan,
Instrument measurement fee is 10 yuan,
Dust removal fee is 5 yuan.

The principal asked inexplicably: "Why do we ask customers to pay for these inspections? Isn't this the data that your repair personnel will use after the inspection results are obtained?"

The maintenance staff said: "You are right. We used to repair mobile phones with our own hands and eyes, and with our own skills and practical experience. Test it with an instrument, it will be more accurate if it is done.

Moreover, it is good for your mobile phone to do an all-round test. If there is any hidden problem, it can be found and repaired together now.

Of course, you can choose not to test, but when we repair, it is very likely that we will make a wrong judgment and replace some good parts of your mobile phone, which will cause unnecessary costs to you, and may not be able to repair your mobile phone. , the ultimate delay is your time. "

When the dean heard this, he had no choice but to pay the fee.

After returning home, after 3 minutes of testing, the maintenance personnel printed out a circuit diagram of the mainboard of the mobile phone with a printer. According to this circuit diagram, after discovering the problem of the mainboard, he handed the circuit diagram to the dean and asked the dean to pay five yuan. printing fee.

The dean asked puzzledly: "This is something you need for work, why do you want me to pay?"

"Of course you have to pay the money. Didn't the printed picture be given to you?"

"Actually, only you can understand this circuit diagram of yours. If you gave it to me, I wouldn't use it at all!" said the dean aggrievedly.

"Your hospital does B-ultrasound and X-rays for patients. Who can understand those photos? Can the patients or their families understand them? Is it okay if you don't pay?"

The dean ran around, feeling troublesome, and said to the maintenance staff: "Then can I hand over the money to you? I don't need to go back and run around."

The maintenance staff said: "That won't work. Although our store is small, we have also implemented modern enterprise management, just like your hospital. Can you directly hand over the money to the doctors and nurses?"

The dean was speechless, so he had to pay the printing fee.

It was so easy for the maintenance personnel to start replacing the motherboard, but the maintenance personnel said to the director: "The motherboard is divided into three categories, one is imported, one is original, and the other is assembled. There are three types in total. You choose one."

Seeing the dean's hesitation, the maintenance staff explained directly without waiting for the dean to speak: "This is like telling patients to choose imported or domestic products when your hospital is doing heart stents. What kind of bracket is installed? How will the patient know?"

After listening to the dean, he only said the word "original", then tightly shut his mouth and never spoke again.

Professional maintenance personnel are skilled, and it took less than 5 minutes to replace the motherboard of the mobile phone.The dean also felt that it was worth the money.

But seeing the maintenance personnel type out a long list of charges, the dean looked at the list carefully again, and he was not calm again.

It turned out that the item list clearly stated an unbelievable fee item. The most exaggerated thing was that even if he stood here waiting to repair his mobile phone, he had to charge a waiting fee of 5 yuan.

(End of this chapter)